The years I was a birdman

Chapter 16

Passed? ?What do you mean? ?

Amidst all the ups and downs, a bald-tailed peacock and a dirty bear stared at Chen Tuan with big eyes and small eyes. This old lamp just went out with more than 40 guns. What about the murderous expression, why did it change so quickly now?
Zhang Shifei's head was obviously not enough, and he stumbled and said, "He... passed?"

Chen Tuan smiled and looked at Fatty Li again, and the fatty immediately regained his freedom.

As soon as the fat man regained his freedom, he immediately asked loudly: "What the hell is going on! Why can't I understand what you two are talking about!?"

Zhang Shifei ignored Fatty Li, still with an expression of disbelief, and asked, "Aren't you going to kill me?"

Chen Tuan rubbed his eyes, and said, "Why did you kill you? Haven't you already found what I asked you to find?"

Zhang Shifei was stunned, he had no idea what the old lamp was talking about, so he hurriedly said, "But I didn't kill Fatty, how can I find it?"

Li Lanying was taken aback by the side, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "What the hell? What killed me?"

He was ignored again, Chen Tuan said with a smile: "Who told you to kill him, did I say that?"

Zhang Shifei was speechless, indeed, the old lamp did not say so on the note, but after thinking about it, he said in a hurry: "But, on that note of yours, it clearly stated that only one person will be accepted. Apprentice!"

Chen Tuan smiled with a Parkinson's syndrome expression on his face: "Yes, but I didn't say that I have to take you two as apprentices, but I just taught you two how to become human beings. If you are an apprentice, isn’t my apprentice walking around the world?”

Fuck, this old lamp.

Zhang Shifei was speechless, he was making fun of us!He thanked Chen Tuan's immediate family members in his heart, and he thought to himself, you said you didn't say it earlier, and you are making fun of us.

At this time, Chen Tuan had already taken small steps and walked slowly towards the wooden house, and he said as he walked: "That's it, it's too tiring to pretend to be cruel, and I haven't pretended to be cruel for many years. I have to go back to catch up on sleep, starting tomorrow, the first task for you two is to clean the room, and then I will teach you how to transform back into human beings."

Seeing that the old lamp was about to leave, Zhang Shifei hurriedly asked, "Wait!"

Chen Tuan stood still, but he didn't look back, he just said slowly, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Shifei was so full of doubts at this time that he couldn't vomit. He asked, "What exactly do you want me to find?"

I saw that Chen Tuan turned his back to them and said slowly: "You young man, it's really interesting, you obviously found it, and you still ask me."

Find your uncle.Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying said in unison, and saw that Chen Tuan said slowly: "There are thousands of ways in the world, but the obstacles in it are only two kinds of thoughts, one is the desire to kill, and the other is obsession. Obsession can be saved, and reflexive That is to say, if you want to kill, you cannot be cured, and if you have a demon in your heart, you are a demon, even if you become a Taoist, you cannot be cured."

Having said this, he paused for a moment, and then continued: "Actually, the two of you saved yourself completely. In that later life, you were not controlled by the demons, and you found the precious 'Dao Heart', which is faith, and That bear boy, you are very lucky, although you are still in the dark, but you have found a precious 'brother'."

Although Chen Tuan's words were polite, the two of them seemed to understand something in their hearts, so Zhang Shifei asked again: "Then...if, if I killed the fat man just now, what would happen? Yes, the bones in the forest, and the poison we glued, how do you explain that?"

I saw that Chen Tuan laughed, and then said: "I said you young people, what you two stick together is just ordinary cinnabar, what kind of poison is it, and I am not a monster, how could I let you kill each other and steal from the sidelines?" Are you laughing? But, you said, if you really do something to your companions..."

When Chen Tuan said this, he turned his head to look at the bewildered bear and bird, and then said slowly and word by word: "How can monsters be allowed to haunt Yingzhou Wonderland? Didn't those bones have already been made for you?" Have you got the answer?"

After finishing speaking, the old guy yawned again, then turned around and said, "No, I'm too sleepy. Let's talk about it tomorrow. If you two are hungry, you can find food by yourself. You can sleep wherever you want."

After finishing speaking, he disappeared into the bamboo forest.

It wasn't until the old guy disappeared that the two looked at each other for a long time without saying a word.

Zhang Shifei broke into a cold sweat, thinking that this is so fucking dangerous, this old grandson, he didn't expect to play psychological tactics, and he almost collapsed.

Fortunately, it can be regarded as a blessing and fate, and they didn't die. Because of their own choices, both of them have the chance to transform back into human beings.

In the blink of an eye, it was already late at night.

Neither of them returned to the cabin, but sat down by the Yuxi River. Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying told each other about their experiences. It turned out that Fatty Li really didn't know all this, and the note did say what he was looking for. Yuxi.

Zhang Shifei felt a burst of emotion in his heart. It has to be said that apart from the fear, he still felt a sense of satisfaction in his heart. This was a feeling he had never felt before. He had already faced the There are many choices, these choices are big or small, but they can always bring him something, although he didn't know what it is, but this feeling is not bad, although it is a bit disgusting.

Hard work creates growth, and now Zhang Shifei cherishes life even more.

The two brothers sat leaning on the bamboo, Zhang Shifei didn't say a word, and Fatty Li didn't thank each other. They all knew each other that the friendship between men didn't need extra words at all, which would be hypocritical.

It's good to know what's in your heart.

There was nothing to say all night, but Zhang Shifei felt even more homesick.

The next day, when Chen Tuan woke up, it was already afternoon, and the two of them had already arrived at the wooden house and cleaned the house according to the old grandson's request.

Until Chen Tuan appeared in front of the two of them again with a face that looked like he didn't want to be beaten, the three of them came to the stone table and sat down.

Chen Tuan spoke first, and he said to the two of them: "Okay, from today onwards, I will teach you how to transform back into human beings. Before that, we may have to get along for a while. You two should report your family first, and I will I still don’t know what your two names are, so it doesn’t matter if you explain in detail.”

Zhang Shifei thought for a while, and then said: "My name is Zhang Shifei, I am 21 years old, and I am not interested. If I have to talk about it, it is probably about drinking."

After Zhang Shifei finished speaking, Li Lanying continued: "My name is Li Lanying, and I am six months older than him. I have many interests, and my favorite is picking up girls."

Chen Tuan yawned and said, "What is chasing girls?"

Fatty Li was stunned and didn't know how to answer. Fortunately, that old lamp didn't seem to be interested in this fat girl, so he yawned and said, "Forget it, don't ask, I'll introduce you too." Myself, my name is Chen Tuan, my name is Tunan, my hobby is sleeping, that one over there, "

Speaking of this, he pointed to the pot on the ground in the distance and said: "His name is Tai Sui, as long as you don't provoke him, he should not disturb you, okay, that's all, now I will teach you how Be human, what I'm going to say next is very important, of course, you still have the right to choose, so listen carefully."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying nodded. They had been thinking for a long time, and the old grandson finally had enough to say, so the two of them immediately listened to Chen Tuan's words: "Well, first of all, old man I want you to understand a truth, that is, there is nothing in this world that you can get without paying a price, everything in the world is like this, and this is called the "Day of Heaven", so you can't escape, understand?"

The two shook their heads, apparently not understanding, so Chen Tuan explained the way to them.

It turns out that since ancient times, all things with thoughts in the world can practice Taoism, but human cultivation is different from that of animals. Humans are the spirit of all things, and the things they are born to understand and possess are different from those of animals, so relatively speaking, they are relatively different. It's easy, but as the saying goes, how can ordinary people see the way of heaven? If you want to have superhuman abilities, you must give up one thing as the price. It is impossible to be perfect in one's life. 'Offend one.

The so-called five disadvantages are "widowed, widowed, lonely, alone, and disabled", and the three disadvantages are easy to say, and they are the three indispensable things in a person's life, that is, 'money, life, and power'.

Although it is relatively easy for people to practice Taoism, there are very few practitioners who have achieved it. Most of them can only be called strangers, and they will still die in the end after cultivating Taoism throughout their lives.

It is not the case for animals to practice Taoism. Although it is much more difficult than humans, as long as they have the root of wisdom, the chance of success is greater than that of humans. Most of the beasts that become humans will be called monsters, or "wild immortals". What's more, they can even enjoy a party of fireworks offerings, and when the time comes, they can step into the land of Yingzhou.

However, animals cultivating Taoism cannot escape the sanction of heaven. All animals that step on this road will also be cursed by heaven, and this curse is not as easy as the "five disadvantages and three deficiencies" of humans.

This curse also has a name, called 'four homes and two catastrophes'.

(End of this chapter)