The years I was a birdman

Chapter 186 An anecdote about Yin City
If you want to say that this TV show is really unreliable, take this "Urban Legend" as an example, it is a complete copycat of Central Twelve's "Into Science", even the hosts are like twins, just take a look Like the Haier brothers.

It is also the way to go into science. In contrast, it is much more scientific to go into science. Zhang Shifei thought to himself, at least when people go into science, there are not so many commercials and not so many experts on the stage. What kind of legend is this, the whole dead Mediterranean is on the show, and he never leaves his hospital in three sentences. He won't say anything except that others are crazy. I'm afraid others don't know that he is showing his own tragic IQ lower limit.

I really don't understand whether the person surnamed Che is crazy or everyone is crazy, Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, thinking to himself, this may be the truth that can only be grasped by a few people, but the truth of this few people can only be grasped. Will encounter malicious miscarriage in the face of huge depression.

When Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui what the Yin market was like, the fat man beside him was still babbling non-stop, and he kept complaining that this stupid B was really human-faced, and he agreed to edit it at the time, but the TV When the show was aired, except for the fat man's nonsense, basically everything was cut out, which made the fat man depressed, thinking that the great chance of a blind date was just lost, thanks to him being in Cai When Han Dong called and asked for an interview with an extra actor, he stepped forward and got up early to memorize the lines, but he didn't use them yet.

He kept scolding the idle street by the side, which made Zhang Shifei's head a little big, so Zhang Shifei turned around and said, "Calm down for a while, think with your toes, it's strange if you don't delete those things you said!"

"Oh!" Li Lanying raised her eyebrows, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "What's wrong with what I said, isn't it free love now? Why won't it be broadcast?"

This old illiterate, Zhang Shifei really wanted to spit on his face after hearing this, Liu Yudi giggled, and Mr. Cui shook his head helplessly. Under the nonsense, it disappeared completely.

Zhang Shifei said to Li Lanying: "This is an urban legend, and it's not If You Are the One. If your nonsense is cut, don't blame that stupid director B, understand?"

Not to mention, these few words rhymed quite well, the fat man had no words, and Mr. Cui saw that it was getting late in the world, so he said to Zhang Shifei: "I'll talk about it later, that's all right, stop making trouble, let's go, Let's go have a drink and celebrate my return from the dead."

This joke was cold enough, everyone laughed a bit, then packed up and went out, it was difficult to split up and wanted to treat guests, how could everyone not eat it?

Just now Yi Xinxing called and said that he was going to the restaurant first, so everyone didn't wait for him. Zhang Shifei was thinking about it. Anyway, Mr. Cui took a taxi once two days ago, and he took a taxi twice. , I shouldn't have to leave tonight, how can I want to part with this grandson, but I don't want to try the thrill of the heart, everyone has no choice but to accompany him to engage in 'Road 11'.

The place to eat today is quite far away, and it took more than half an hour to walk there. When Mr. Cui stabilized his feet, Zhang Shifei raised his head and, damn it, he guessed it right.

The restaurant that Mr. Cui brought them to is naturally the noodle shop opened by the uncle surnamed Yuan that he always goes to. Mr. Cui once brought Zhang Shifei and Fatty Li to the restaurant. The decoration of this restaurant is really not flattering The whole place is messy and messy, but the craftsmanship of the shop owner, Uncle Yuan, is not fake. In Zhang Shifei's mind, he is much better than those chefs with pictures hanging on the walls in a few star hotels, so he also Without saying a word, he followed Mr. Cui into this small noodle shop.

It was still the same as the last time I came here, the business was sluggish, Aunt Yuan was sitting in front of the TV drinking tea, watching those TV dramas that faded out, Yi Xinxing was already in the store, and at this time he was sitting Beside a table, while watching TV, throwing peanuts into his mouth in a parabola, he didn't pay attention to the people entering the room.

Fatty is bad enough. Seeing that Yi Xinxing was still childlike, he became playful for a while, so he stepped forward and covered Yi Xinxing's eyes from behind, and shouted: "Brother Yi, you Guess who I am!?"

The tragic old Yi was still with his mouth open for a moment, and just as soon as he took out the peanuts, he was suddenly touched by the fat man, and a grain of peanuts got stuck in his throat, causing him to cough.

The atmosphere in the store became lively. Yi Xinxing chased and beat the fat man. Mr. Cui smiled wryly and shook his head. It seemed that his brother’s dementia was already a common occurrence in his eyes. How old are you? Still like a child, playing with peanuts.

Fatty Li was the same, flirting around when he had nothing to do, he seemed uncomfortable without being beaten, so Yi Xinxing grabbed his old prosthetics to serve him, and finally sat down honestly with his head full of bags and crying.

Aunt Yuan was not angry when she saw them fighting just now, but she smiled instead. She felt very comfortable with Zhang Zhengfei in her eyes, just like a kind elder looking at a group of naughty children. Tea, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Xiao Cui, I haven't been here for a while. When Xiao Yi came just now, I happened to go shopping. I have all the ingredients today. What do you want to eat?"

Mr. Cui is really respectful to Aunt Yuan. He smiled and said, "I've been very busy recently, as usual, six people, four dishes and one soup should be enough. By the way, Aunt Yuan, how is your health recently? Uncle Yuan?" ?”

Then Aunt Yuan said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm already old, isn't it just like that, what about your Uncle Yuan's kitchen, when Xiao Yi came just now, he knew you were coming, let alone, he still I really know you, I have already cooked without authorization, just wait a moment, you should be able to eat it in less than 10 minutes."

Mr. Cui smiled, and Li Lanying next to him said, "Auntie, give me some wine."

"Take it yourself, you don't have long hands!" Mr. Cui scolded, the sad Li Lanying suddenly trembled, dared not speak any more, got up to fetch beer, the people at the table couldn't help laughing when they saw Li Fatty's virtue, Li Lanying When he came back with a beer, he saw that Cai Handong was also snickering, he couldn't help but get angry, thinking that it's fine for others to bully me, how dare you laugh at me, little shou?So he said viciously to Cai Handong: "You are laughing!"

I have to say that the small group of people in Fuzetang really have a very clear management system, one level manages the other level, forming a food chain that is not standard. Everyone laughed again, and the atmosphere was very harmonious for a while .

The direction of the kitchen has been exuding a tempting aroma. Due to the fierce battle that night, although Zhang Shifei did not suffer any physical damage, his mental exhaustion was very serious. He has been sleepy for the past two days, and it is the same today. He and Fatty fell asleep at the same time and didn't wake up until after twelve o'clock in the noon. He came to Fuzetang without lunch. Waiting to eat together at night, now smelling the tempting fragrance, Zhang Shifei couldn't help but move his index finger, and the fat man couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

After a while, the curtain of the kitchen was raised, and Uncle Yuan, wearing sunglasses, came out with a plate of dishes. Aunt Yuan stepped forward to help, and Mr. Cui also got up and helped Uncle Yuan to sit beside him. Eating seems to be Mr. Cui's habit. After Uncle Yuan sat down, he said cheerfully, "Xiao Cui, touching your hands is all sweaty. What troubles have you had recently?"

Mr. Cui gave a wry smile, and then said to Uncle Yuan, "Hey, you can't hide anything from you, yes, you fought a bad battle a few days ago, I don't know if you feel it or not."

Uncle Yuan stroked his sunglasses, and then said to Mr. Cui: "One night, I had an ominous premonition. I heard some urban legend on TV that all the leaves in your place seem to have fallen off. It must have something to do with it."

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly. He looked at the uncle wearing sunglasses, and then thought of those experts in front of the camera. He couldn't help cursing in his heart, what the hell, what kind of bullshit experts are not sure what a blind old man said Woolen cloth!
But after talking about this, Zhang Shifei felt that something was wrong, because how did the old man know, not to mention that Mr. Cui did not hide anything in front of him, and told the truth about the female ghost in blue. Seeing what Uncle Yuan had said, Zhang Shifei had already guessed something in his mind when he saw this scene. It seemed that Uncle Yuan was not an ordinary soldier either. Could it be that he was also a member of the industry?

At this time, the dishes were served, and Aunt Yuan also sat down. Everyone toasted to the end, and then began to chat happily. Don't look at Liu Yudi, who is usually quiet, but started to eat It makes the fat man feel ashamed, and picks fat meat to start with, and Li Lanying looks a little ashamed, because Li Lanying was beaten by Yi Xinxing and scolded by Mr. On the poor little Cai Handong, the fat man would bully and bully him for his ability. He only drank a few drinks, and then kept pouring wine into Cai Handong, until Cai Handong almost burst into tears.

Zhang Shifei remained silent all the time. While drinking, he listened to the chat between Mr. Cui and Uncle Yuan. After Mr. Cui finished talking about the female ghost in blue, Uncle Yuan's expression remained calm. Zhang Shifei He admired him very much, and his heart became more determined that this old man was definitely not an ordinary person. After hearing this, normal people would either be surprised or ridiculed and distrustful. How could they be so calm like this old man? ?
Uncle Yuan nodded, and then said to Mr. Cui: "It's really hard for you, but logically speaking, if you are possessed by an immortal, there is no reason to be so troublesome."

Possessed by immortals?What's that?Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui with some doubts, and saw Mr. Cui smiled wryly, and then said to Uncle Yuan: "You don't know, my elder brother is not serious about his attacks, and I didn't communicate with him beforehand." What's going on, if you invite it down rashly, and meet Jiyinsha, it will definitely go all out. Although it can almost win, the female ghost in blue will really be lost. It's much worse than it is now."

"That's right." Uncle Yuan nodded, and Zhang Shifei became even more puzzled. He wondered what Mr. Cui was talking about, his elder brother and your elder brother, but it sounds like Mr. Cui still retained a certain amount of strength that night. But speaking of which, who is his elder brother?Sound so arrogant?

Uncle Yuan took a sip of his wine, and then said to Mr. Cui, "By the way, did you find anything new this time around?"

Hearing this sentence, Zhang Shifei's eyes lit up immediately, and he finally said that the topic was on, so he hurriedly interjected and said, "Yes, part ways, you haven't asked me these few days, you should tell us now. "

His voice was loud, and Li Lanying, who was drinking too much and teasing Cai Handong, also hiccupped, and then said to Mr. Cui, "That's right, split up and give us a lot of insight."

These three rookies seem to be very interested in the affairs of Yinshi. Of course, you think, you are still alive, so you will naturally be more curious about the world after death, but Yi Xinxing and Liu Yudi don't seem to be interested. Seeing that Mr. Cui couldn't refuse, he sighed, drank the wine in his glass, and said to the three of them, "Okay, what do you want to hear?"

Zhang Shifei had already thought about it, and he said: "What is the underworld like? I always heard you say that half a step is more than one step, and I will describe it in detail."

Mr. Cui thought for a while, and then looked at Uncle Yuan. Seeing that Uncle Yuan didn't seem to be in a hurry to answer Mr. Cui's question, he asked Liu Yudi for instructions, lit a precious cigarette, took a puff, and then Tell Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying the secrets of the legendary Yin City.

It turns out that this Yinshi is no different from our human world. It is not the underworld, and of course it is not like the dark sky in myths and legends. On the contrary, there is no dark sky in Yinshi. Always shrouded in dark clouds, the reason why it is called 'Yin City' is because it looks like an urban area, well, at least that's what Mr. Cui said.

There is only one street in this Yin city. There are even taxis on the street, but it is just paper. There are endless ghosts on both sides of the road. After death, people must go here first, and then walk down the street. , you will see a square, there are only two buildings next to the square, one is "half step more", this is to get the ghost heart, the ghost heart is equivalent to the train ticket to the underworld, after getting the ghost heart, enter the "one step less" ' in the waiting room, line up to get on the bus, and then you can go all the way to the underworld, but because everyone has different behaviors and merits in life, the place to get off is also different. There are great benevolent people who can go straight to Fengdu, but evil people But you have to get off the bus halfway, and you can only get there after going through hardships along the way.

In other words, Mr. Cui has indeed been to Yinshi a few times before, and he is very familiar with it, so he didn't spend too much time, took a taxi, and came directly to the half-step. The ghost messenger explained his identity. After all, the profession of "Mr. Yin Yang", which is similar to that of a ghost, has been recorded in the underworld. , so which ghost has a very bad attitude, and impatiently asked Mr. Cui what he was doing.

Mr. Cui said to the ghost messenger: "Brother, I have a friend here. After his death, he stayed in the world for decades, and now he came to collect the ghost's heart. Do you think you can check it?"

"No," the ghost said firmly.

Mr. Cui frowned at that time, and then said: "But..."

The ghost messenger didn't even turn his head, and then said impatiently: "There's nothing wrong with it, what did you do long ago, it's not reasonable to tell you what's going on, let it be what it is, let it be a wandering ghost Go to hell, is there anything else?"

Mr. Cui sighed at the time. Fortunately, he had already thought of such a moth, so he took out the TV and the bank note that Yi Xinxing had burned to him from the baggage on his back with different expressions. Said: "There is one more thing, that is, when I came last time, I saw that you were too thrifty, so I wanted to come to condolences and sponsor a TV to relieve everyone's boredom, but..."

The ghost messenger turned his head, looked at the money and the TV, and his eyes almost flew out. He waved his hand quickly, and then said righteously: "There is nothing wrong with it. Seeing that this female ghost has beautiful features, she must also A person with a dead heart and a kind heart, God has the virtue of good life, treats a good person, and the law is also humane, go, this VIP room, I will make a pot of tea for you two first, you two wait slowly, and within half an hour the ghost will Here, um, for sponsors, I have VIP access and luxurious internal packages (including direct access to Fengdu VIP ticket + platinum version of the car notice + first-class car + window seat), to ensure that you get on the car comfortably and drive Happy going."

When Mr. Cui said this, everyone present showed embarrassed smiles. Zhang Shifei thought to himself, why don’t you use this, why do you still have a VIP channel? Isn’t it just a broken cardboard TV and a few pieces of faded paper money? , How can you make those ghosts change their attitude 180 degrees? ?

So Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui: "Isn't it? Why is there such a big gap between giving money and not giving money?"

Mr. Cui shrugged his shoulders, and then said: "The world after death will always reflect the world of the living. In today's society, if you have money, you can get six years in prison if you kill someone. Living people have this virtue, let alone the dead. Well, the time of Yinshi and Jifu is about 50 years behind our current world, which is a good time to speculate, and those ghosts are honest, the jobs are not good, and there is nothing to gain, because the "yin and yang" in the world now Sir' are almost dead, no one will give them a confession, and now I finally met my sponsor, and finally let them bid farewell to semiconductors and enter digitalization, they will naturally treat me as a guest, there is nothing to say, Within reason."

This is exactly: Yinshi has no way at all, but with sponsorship, there is a way.

Hearing what Mr. Cui said here, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying couldn't help sticking out their thumbs, tall, really tall!

Mr. Cui smiled with half his face, then poured a glass of wine, drank it down, pinched the cigarette butt in his hand, and continued: "Don't tell me, the train repair in Yin City is really good. I didn’t wait too long. The passenger flow is quite high. Compared with before, the speed has indeed increased. After I sent the blue-clothed sister to the car, I came back. Uncle Yuan, if you want to ask me if there is anything new, that’s all. , Ah, also, the road to soul return is still so disgusting."

"The Road to Soul Returning?" Zhang Shifei asked, "Split up, tell us about this, ah, I have one more thing to ask you."

Mr. Cui took a bite of the dish and put it in his mouth, he chewed and asked, "I really didn't expect you to be curious about this stuff, what else is there, just tell me."

Zhang Shifei thought for a while, and then hesitantly asked Mr. Cui: "Actually, maybe it's just my overthinking. That night, after I went home, I kept thinking about that sister...I mean, You said it waited for decades, did it really come to its senses because of a few words from me? Could it be too simple......"

After hearing what Zhang Shifei had said, Mr. Cui fell silent for a long time. He picked up the wine bottle again and poured beer into his glass. The beer foam overflowed. Mr. Cui held the quilt , then sighed, and said, "Unexpectedly, I was discovered by you."

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