The years I was a birdman

Chapter 185 Imagination
At midnight, a resident of a residential area in Daowai District of Harbin suddenly woke up from a nightmare.

The temperature plummeted, and eyewitnesses said that their windows had been covered with hoarfrost at that time!

Overnight, the trees withered in batches for no reason.

Who was the woman who screamed in the middle of the night?What does the deep pit that appeared overnight mean?

Is it a natural phenomenon, or a mysterious curse, is it considered malicious destruction, or is there a mysterious power shrouded in the dark?

Please pay attention to this issue of "Urban Legend" --- the nightmare that cannot wake up.

The camera lens cuts back to the studio, and it is the scene of the most popular show "Urban Legend" (revised name) by the common people. I refuse to complete the statistics, and 80.00% of the audience in the city said that this show is the common people's own show. Incomplete statistics include random interviews with three citizens randomly selected in urban areas, and professional assessment by relevant departments.

"Hello, everyone, I'm Guo Renyuan." The host Guo Renyuan came on stage kindly, and showed his wise and modest smile in front of the camera. He said, "Just a few days ago, our column received An enthusiastic spectator called, saying that a strange thing happened in a community in Daowai District of the city, what exactly is it? Let's take a look now."

Switching sides, I don’t know which horror movie scenes appeared, coupled with the usual horror sound effects of Hong Kong and Taiwan movies, coupled with Guo Renyuan’s male duck voice that is comparable to Ai Baoliang, this series of monologues is really amazing. People are a little creepy.

I only heard Guo Renyuan preaching in a low voice: "Recently, a Mr. Che Rendan (photo attached) who did not want to be named called us and said that a strange thing happened in a certain community outside the road in the early morning. According to Mr. Che, he was sleeping soundly that night, and suddenly had a nightmare. In the dream, a female ghost in blue pounced on it, so Mr. Che woke up with a start. Although there is no such thing as a dream It was based on science, but when he woke up, he found that the air in the room was surprisingly cold! Even the windows in the bedroom were covered with hoarfrost. Mr. Che couldn't help being very surprised. He looked at his electronic clock I couldn’t help but be surprised! The temperature at that time had reached about zero degrees! You know, it’s just autumn, and the temperature during the day is still about [-] degrees above zero, but why does the temperature drop suddenly at night? "

When Guo Renyuan said this, he paused for a moment, and then said in a very deep voice: "At that time, Mr. Che didn't believe this scene, but at the next moment, another thing that surprised him happened. , at the moment when Mr. Che was puzzled, there was a loud thunder outside the window! Then there was a scream of a woman! Mr. Che hurriedly opened the window, and suddenly a gust of cold wind blew in , and it was pitch black outside the window, and he couldn’t see anything. Mr. Che felt terrified. He hurriedly tried to wake up his wife, but his wife didn’t wake up despite how much he shook her, and she was still in a deep sleep until Just woke up at dawn."

The screen switched back, and Guo Renyuan faced the camera and said: "On the second day, Mr. Che discovered that his wife and children didn't feel anything at all last night, and when he went downstairs to work, he found that there were trees in the community. , All the leaves fell overnight, and everything made him puzzled, so he called us. He wanted to ask us what happened to all of this. Seeing this, everyone in front of the TV must be wondering why all of this is happening. This episode will reveal the mystery of the frost in this community for you. Let’s first watch a group of reporters from our station go to the local area for interviews.”

The screen switched again to a community in Daowai District, remembering that Cai Handong appeared in the camera with a serious face, Cai Handong held a microphone in his hand, and then said seriously: "Hello, everyone, I am Cai Handong. Now, we It is in a community outside the tunnel where the incident happened. As you can see, the leaves of some trees in the community have all fallen, which has brought great trouble to the property of the community. Well, it rained that night , so the road looks a bit muddy, let’s interview Mr. Che who witnessed all these strange phenomena at that time, hello Mr. Che.”

The camera changes, and an uncle in his 40s appears in the camera. This uncle looks a little haggard, as if he hasn't slept well for several days. He is wearing a plaid shirt with two dark circles under his eyes. Cai Handong said to him: "Mr. Che, can you tell us what you saw at that time? What did you see at that time?"

That Mr. Che suddenly said displeased: "Didn't I just say that, why do you still ask?"

Hearing what he said, Cai Handong immediately smiled awkwardly. Fortunately, he is a reporter after all. If you say remembering is a profession that tests people's reflections, after all, except for a few sports reporters, there are not many idiots. Nail will not ask some brain-dead questions such as 'Are you sure to take No.2, because No.1 is already Liu Xiang', professional quality is there, and the right medicine is king.

So Cai Handong hurriedly changed the subject, he raised the microphone again, and then said to Mr. Che: "Then, can you explain the content, I mean what do you think is going on?"

"I don't know where I'm going!!" That Che Rendan was speechless immediately, he thought to himself why this reporter is like this, so he said to Cai Handong: "If I want to know, why should I invite you here?!"

In fact, Cai Handong was also very depressed in his heart, he couldn't help but secretly scolded the idiot director for how he came up with such idiotic lines, but there is nothing he can do now, after all, to catch the ducks on the shelves, and to eat in this industry, you have to abide by the industry rules, Cai Handong is very professional , Seeing that this surnamed Che was going crazy, he didn't want to confront this old man head-on, so he squeezed out a smile and said to Jing Jing: "Okay, thank you Mr. Che for accepting our interview, I believe our experts on the scene will give you You have a very good answer, next, let's interview the residents of this community and see what they say..."

"Oh, I'm going!! Aren't you that?" Just as Cai Handong said this, a man jumped out from a Buddhist hall not far away. This man was a fat man, like a big-bellied grasshopper. I saw that he saw Cai Handong behind the door, his eyes seemed to be shining, he could not help but take the initiative to step forward, grabbed Cai Handong's hands and did not let go, and Cai Handong grinned for a while, fortunately this scene did not appear in the in the shot.

I saw the fat man was very surprised and said: "You are Lao Bi, ah, no, Yamagata Ken, ah, ah! I remembered, you are Cai Handong! Oh my god, why are you here? Finally let me I've caught a living!"

Even the hand that was so happy to take the camera was shaking, thinking why the fat man was so exaggerated, jumping up and down, Cai Handong smiled wryly, and saw him struggling to pull back his hand behind the camera, and then a He gave the fat man a wink, and the fat man finally settled down. Cai Handong coughed lightly, and then said to the fat man, "Ah... hello, are you a resident of this community?"

"Yes, that's right." The fat man said cheerfully, and he pointed, "I just work in that shop, and the salary is pitifully low. By the way, does your column care about that..."

"Cough cough." Cai Handong finally coughed. He must have been cursing inwardly at this moment why the planning on the side didn't fucking stop. Could it be that what this fat man said would help the ratings?Hearing him coughing, the fat man finally realized that he seemed to be going too far, so he stopped, straightened his clothes, and said seriously to Cai Handong: "That's right, I've lived here for many years, you If you want to ask anything, just say it.”

Finally on the road, Cai Handong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, adjusted his posture, walked to the front of the camera and aimed the microphone at the fat man's double chin, and asked: "Well, may I ask, do you know about the withered leaves in this neighborhood?" Is it?"

The fat man nodded, and said proudly, "Of course."

Cai Handong let out a sigh, thinking that the fat man finally cooperated, so he asked again: "Then, were you here that night, and what is your opinion on this matter?"

The fat man smiled slightly, and then said: "Of course I am, I am on the night shift! As for the opinion, my opinion is that it is pure bullshit. It rained one night, and there was nothing left, and it was frosty. Is there any mistake, it’s only a few months now? It’s not me, you heard what those old men and old ladies said, what’s the matter, this one said that the Dragon King drank too much beer and vomited here, and the other said that Lei Gong had diarrhea here, Can you believe it? Ah yes, can you ask something useful?"

Cai Handong just breathed a sigh of relief, when he heard the fat man's question, he suddenly froze again, only to see him ask: "What?"

"Bring it to me!" The fat man put on an expression of 'why don't you go on the road', and saw him grab the microphone, and then stroked his hair in front of the trembling lens of the cameraman, Seriously said: "My name is Li Lanying, Li Lanying's Lan Ying, I am 21 years old this year, my biggest wish for peace is a world war, I hope to make friends with mature, stable and cheerful girls, please remember my QQ group 76703680, I will exchange my sincerity for your smiles, and I will talk about my QQ group again..."

The big cameraman finally couldn't bear it anymore, put down the camera and hugged his stomach and laughed, the planner on the side also laughed, but Cai Handong couldn't laugh, Cai Handong looked at Li Lanying speechlessly, then turned his head and said to the planner : "Let's interview another one."

The planner smiled and waved his hands, and while giving Li Lanying a thumbs up, he said to Cai Handong, "No, no, isn't that good? Let's go, I'm off work, and I have to pick up the kids."

Cai Handong was speechless.

Of course, this scene did not appear on the broadcast screen.

At least that night, everyone did not see the scene of Fatty Li asking for marriage in the Fuze Hall. After editing and post-production, some of the fat man's swear words disappeared. Looking at the big screen, he said: "Okay, thank you for the report brought by Bitter Winter. After seeing this, everyone must have the same doubts as me. Why did other residents in the community not experience what Mr. Che saw? All of this What is the reason? Next, let’s invite our old friend from the show, Professor Cao Dehuan, a well-known expert, hello, Professor Cao.”

The camera switches, and the long-lost Mediterranean reappears.

I saw Professor Cao nodded very seriously to the camera, then opened his mouth, showing four big yellow teeth: "Hello everyone, host."

Guo Renyuan asked very curiously: "Professor Cao, you must have watched the short video just now, I want to know, what is your opinion?"

Professor Cao nodded, and then said: "That's right, I think this is a typical depressive mental illusion, that is, a typical mental illusion, ah, to put it simply, it is the illusion of this crowd."

"Illusion?" Guo Renyuan didn't understand.

Professor Cao nodded again, and then said: "That's right, this Mr. Che may have such an illusion because of too much pressure in his daily life. Well, there are many examples of this in clinical practice, such as dream Seeing female ghosts, seeing UFOs, or claiming to have encountered some supernatural phenomena, but many of them belong to their own imagination."

"You mean, it's like the previous episode of CCTV's "Into Science" program 'Who Is Flying on My Back'?" Guo Renyuan nodded thoughtfully.

"That's right." Professor Cao said very seriously: "This is a unilateral imagination, that is, imagined out of thin air. Just imagine, if there is such a sudden frost phenomenon, why doesn't our meteorological bureau know about it? And why only he knows."

"Ah, I understand. Professor Cao is indeed Professor Cao. I was immediately enlightened by what I said. In fact, I was also a little puzzled. Why was he the only one who knew? It turned out to be his hallucination, or a dream." Guo Renyuan While flattering him quietly, he also subconsciously showed his IQ.

Professor Cao had a smug look on his face, and suddenly Guo Renyuan asked again: "But, Professor Cao, there is one more thing I don't understand, and that is why all the leaves of the trees in the community fell overnight, and they all seemed to have been killed. What about the frozen one?"

The fat-bellied Cao Dehuan was stunned for a moment, then he touched his nose and said, "Ah, this tree, I know, if you talk about this tree, of course it's the tree's problem. If you want to talk about this tree, before I My secretary told me that if you want to talk about the problem with the trees, I think it is Mr. Che, yes, Mr. Che’s problem is more serious. I suggest that Mr. Che can go to my hospital for a check-up in his free time. It’s yours, yes, that’s it.”

Such a fart! ! !

In the Fuze Hall, everyone was watching the TV, and they were all speechless at the moment. Zhang Shifei was thinking about where the extras were invited, how could he be less professional than Li Lanying! !

It's past eight o'clock in the evening, which is the time when the revised version of "Urban Legend" is broadcast. Both of them are off work, but Fatty Li wants to drag Zhang Shifei to see what he looks like on TV, so So they stayed in Fuzetang, Cai Handong was also there, and they were going to go out for dinner later, because Mr. Cui had already returned, together with this Liu Yudi, they were sitting on the sofa watching TV, just like watching a cross talk contest , the expert's words made Liu Yudi giggle from time to time.

Zhang Shifei was a little speechless. He got up and turned off the TV, and then said, "What's all this! Let's see what he means."

Mr. Cui shrugged, then took a sip of tea, and said, "Well, Lao Cao hasn't had any new jokes lately."

Zhang Shifei sighed, and then said to Mr. Cui: "It's better to watch the news than to watch this. By the way, part ways. In a while, tell us about your life."

(End of this chapter)