The years I was a birdman

Chapter 184 Sending Ghosts to the West

I don't know how many secrets there are in this split, Zhang Shifei thought to himself.

He knew in his heart that this female ghost's tear was the brewing material of the "forgetting" wine that Liu Ling, an old exhibitionist who didn't wear pants for 360 days, 360 days, [-] days a year, was also the brewing material of the "Seven Treasures White Moon" in his mouth. Zhang Shifei sighed. Mr. Cui had told him before that he had collected the 'Seven Treasures and White Moon', and the female ghost in blue just said this This is the second time to give him something. It seems that the previous tears were also shed by this female ghost. I am really puzzled. Women, no matter if it is a human or a ghost, there are so many tears?

Zhang Shifei was in a daze when Yi Xinxing sighed. He looked at his watch, then patted Mr. Cui on the shoulder. Mr. Cui turned his head to look at him, and saw Yi Xinxing shook his head. He said to Mr. Cui: "Don't be emotional, let's do serious business first."

Mr. Cui nodded, and asked Li Lanying to go over there to get Xiao Jiu's demon egg crystals. The fat man nodded and walked towards Xiao Jiu's body. Now that the evil spirit around him has dissipated, Xiao Jiu's pieces of meat thawed out. After that, it quickly weathered, piece by piece, and when you step on it, it will be finely broken like sand.

Li Lanying was so sad that he had to pick out Xiao Jiu's crystal from the pile of broken corpses. This crystal was exactly the same as Xiao Ba's crystal, and it was much larger than ordinary demon egg crystals. Xiao Ba’s crystalline light is purple. It may not be appropriate to say that, because the purple is not pure, it is a bit bluish. Naturally, Zhang and Li can’t see it, but Mr. Cui was For art majors, he told them that to be correct, the crystallization color of the little eight demon eggs is blue-purple, while the crystallization of Xiaojiu is blue, the same color as Zhang Shifei's fairy bone.

As if it didn't matter, Li Lanying picked up the demon egg crystal, and then came to Mr. Cui and handed it to him. After Mr. Cui put away the demon egg crystal, he turned to face the woman in blue. The ghost said: "Sister, do you know when the Yin Market will open?"

The female ghost in blue replied calmly: "Actually, it has already started just now. I can feel the whistle of the train."

No wonder it was looking west just now. Mr. Cui knocked on the weary crowd, thought for a while, and then sighed: "That's a coincidence, sending ghosts to the west. You have stayed in the world for decades. Thinking about it is also a good thing." Troublesome things, I will send you away."

The female ghost in blue nodded, and then asked, "Trouble? What trouble?"

Mr. Cui smiled wryly and said: "The gang of half-step underground workers are all slackers, just like some bank salespersons, who are afraid of trouble. You have been dead for so long, and it may take a long time to look through your files. I Go with you, at least I can help you with some things."

The female ghost in blue gave a thoughtful 'oh', and seemed to understand. At this time, the atmosphere has recovered. Although everyone is not happy, it is already the perfect ending that everyone can expect. It is said that good will be rewarded with evil. Evil retribution, the evil side can't fight justice after all, damn it, it deserves to live, yes, isn't it all written like this in novels?

But after listening to Mr. Cui's words, Zhang Shifei felt a little puzzled, so he said curiously to Mr. Cui, "Why don't I understand, how are you going to send this sister off?"

Mr. Cui looked at Liu Yudi, who was supporting him by the side. Liu Yudi had a strange expression at this time, and seemed to be a little angry, but he didn't attack, just sighed, and then nodded to him, so Mr. Cui said to him Zhuo Zhang Zhengfei said: "Of course I delivered it in person, and sent it to Yinshi."

What? !Brother, don't be so exaggerated! !Both Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned. Zhang Shifei thought to himself, send them to Yinshi himself?Are you kidding me, isn't Yinshi a place where only the dead can go?Could it be that this part wants to risk his life to accompany the female ghost, and wants to hang himself in order to send his sister on the road?This is impossible, no matter how fearless they are, they will not be so stupid, but why, when Mr. Cui said these words, it seems as simple as going to the vegetable market?

Seeing that he was surprised, Mr. Cui didn't say much, he just pointed to Fuzetang, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "We are all drowned, let's talk in the house."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying followed everyone into the room with doubts. Fuzetang was in chaos like a snitch. Liu Yudi sat on the sofa with the female ghost, and Mr. Cui and Yi Xinxing started Naturally, Zhang and Li also came to help while rummaging through things. While rummaging through things, Mr. Cui briefly explained to Zhang Shifei.

Mr. Cui's occupation is "Mr. Yin and Yang". He knew right from the very beginning, but he didn't understand the characteristics of this profession. The so-called Mr. Yin and Yang is an expert in mediating between humans and ghosts. This profession has many characteristics, such as face-to-face breaking evil spirits, choosing land to town houses, etc. Among these characteristics, this profession also has a unique skill, that is, all gentlemen with profound morals can travel between yin and yang , that is, the soul leaves the body and enters the Yin market. This behavior was called "passing the Yin" in ancient times, and this is one of the origins of the name "Mr. Yin Yang".

But let’s say it’s the 21st century now. Under the highly developed scientific and technological civilization, this kind of folk occupation is rare day and night. It’s a standard sunset industry. The two hands can be checked, and the tragedy is that Mr. Cui is one of the fingers of these hands.

However, I heard from Mr. Cui that the matter of "crossing the yin" is actually very dangerous, because to go to the yin market, one must first leave the body of the soul. After the soul leaves the body, the person will appear in a state of suspended animation, just like Zhang Shifei is like Li Lanying's other body. If he makes a mistake in the Yin market, his fake death may turn into a real death, and he will completely burp his ass. This is one of the reasons why Liu Yudi was a little angry after hearing what he said just now. Fortunately, she was kind-hearted, so she didn't stop her.

It’s really knowledgeable. Mr. Cui once said about his life experience. He went to Yinshi once when he fell into the river when he was a child, but he came back later and got a whole body of Taoism. Zhang Shifei knew all this , but from the tone of his speech just now, it can be seen that this Mr. Cui probably went to the Yin market less after learning Taoism, so he said it so lightly.

After digging out a lot of things, Mr. Cui nodded to the two women on the sofa, then walked into the back room by himself, closed the door, and there was a rustling sound from inside. After a while, Cui Mr. Cui came out from the inside, Zhang Shifei looked at him and was speechless. Mr. Cui actually changed into a black cotton jacket and black cotton trousers in the summer, and even wore a little felt hat on top of his parted hair. , No matter how you look at it, it looks awkward, Zhang Shifei wondered if this part was frozen out of the fight with the eldest sister just now, and why he was dressed in such a non-mainstream way.

Mr. Cui was obviously very hot at the moment. He turned on the air conditioner that hadn't been turned on, and then said to his sister on the sofa, "Sister, let's go."

The female ghost in blue nodded. It first floated to the door, looked at the moon in the sky with some nostalgia, then crossed into a praying shape, and said something softly inside.Yes, it has been so many years after all, when I think that I will never return to the Yang world, or even if I come back, I will not remember it, and everyone will remember it.

Mr. Cui said to Liu Yudi when his sister was saying goodbye to the world for the last time: "Girl, I'm leaving, and I will be back tomorrow morning at the earliest. You are also exhausted. Go back and rest for a while. There are old people here." Just stay with me."

Liu Yudi looked at him very worriedly, and then said to him: "Then you must be careful. About how much it will cost, I will burn it to you later."

Mr. Cui turned his head and asked Yi Xinxing: "Old Yi, Fuzetang doesn't have much in stock. How much do you have over there? I'll borrow it from Uncle Lin."

Yi Xinxing thought for a while, and then said: "There are many more, but you'd better not tell the old man, anyway, he can't tell. Recently, the old man has a very bad temper. It is said that he was talking to the old lady in the activity center for the elderly. The big twisted Yangko was beaten up by other children."

Mr. Cui smiled, then stretched out his hand and gestured: "Then you can get me 9000 billion first, and burn a TV for me. It seems that there is a shortage of such things over there. I went half a step last time. Those mountain cannons still listen to semiconductors."

Yi Xinxing nodded, then smiled helplessly and said, "It takes so much, it seems to be over."

After listening to him, Mr. Cui tugged at the collar of his agricultural heavy metal-style padded jacket, and said to Yi Xinxing: "Why don't you need it? Don't you know? Those gangsters are like living people. Can something be done without some sponsorship?"

Yi Xinxing shrugged immediately, and then opened the door to go out. At this moment, Mr. Cui said to Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying: "You two, you did a good job today."

"That's right." Li Lanying seemed to be very grateful for Mr. Cui's praise, and saw that he had a big belly, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Who am I? Nanshan beat wolves and Beishan beat tigers. I caught a hedgehog, what is that?"

"It would be better if you didn't pretend like this." Mr. Cui scolded.

Seeing that Mr. Cui returned to normal, Fatty Li didn't dare to speak at once, Zhang Shifei thought with a wry smile in his heart, this fatty is really born with a big radish head, and he was destined to be cut off.

Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui: "We split up, what will we do later?"

Mr. Cui said: "You two have been tired all night, you should go home now."

"But..." Zhang Shifei didn't feel sleepy at this time, and he didn't want to go home at all. To be honest, only in this Fuzetang could he feel his own value. Once he returned home, he seemed to have entered another place. A world, the status of the rich second generation that once made him feel very superior, now makes him feel a little ashamed.

Mr. Cui knew that he wanted to stay, so he said to him: "It's nothing to worry about. I know you two are very curious about this, but it's not that I don't want to keep you two. It's so messy here now that there is no place to sit. , and both of you are also injured, why don't you return to your human body quickly and take a good rest, you know, our troubles are not over yet?"

"What's the trouble?" Zhang Shifei asked.

It seems that the air conditioner is useless to Mr. Cui now, I saw him unbuttoning his clothes, and then said while fanning the wind with his hands: "In just a few days, the Twelve Egg Demon was killed by us." Two, this is not a comic, the bosses can't be stupid enough to line up to appear one by one, so, I think the egg demon should have some big moves."

That's right, Zhang Shifei nodded, it seems that there will be no rest in the future, he smiled bitterly, but this is good, at least there is no need to beat around the bush, as long as the fight is fine, so he nodded to Li Lanying , At this time, Yi Xinxing came back, and saw that he came in with a paper TV in his left hand and a plastic bag hanging in his right hand. Liu Yudi stepped forward to help, and the two put the things in the middle of the room. Mr. Cui Looking at the TV, he grinned and joked, "Hey, this TV is pretty good, and it's on the back, where did you buy it?"

Yi Xinxing smiled and said, "Isn't that right? It's at the Ping'an wreath shop in Chen Weinei'er. I heard that he has recruited a new apprentice in his shop, and his skills are good."

"Oh..." Mr. Cui nodded. At this time, the female ghost in blue seemed to have finished praying, and it floated over. Mr. Cui told Zhang Shifei and the others to let them go now. Yin' is not an exhibition, there are too many people and too much yang is inappropriate, so the two nodded, Zhang Shifei looked at the blue-clothed female ghost, although the two of them have been bullied by it these days, how many I am a slave of heaven, but at this moment, I can't help but feel a little bit reluctant to part with each other.

But then again, there is no kebab stall in the world that lasts forever, dust returns to dust, all of this is inevitable, everyone has such a day, but many people don't know it. The encounters, the constant parting, the taste, the heart.

Now it’s time to say goodbye. Although it’s inevitable to be sad, Zhang Shifei smiled, and he said to the blue-clothed female ghost: “Sister, thank you, you have given me a lot of principles of life. Have fun down here."

The female ghost in blue nodded, and said with a smile: "Similarly, you must stick to your beliefs. One day, we will meet again down below."

This is a bit cold and humorous. Everyone present smiled awkwardly. Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui to open his eyes, and then separated from Li Lanying's animal body. It is really convenient to say that there are two bodies. , back behind their respective people, the two of them only felt relaxed, a little heavier, but the pain left by the battle just now disappeared, the two walked out of the back room, and then Mr. Cui said: "You Two, go back first, get a good night's sleep, and if there are no accidents, go to work tomorrow as usual."

The two nodded, and Mr. Cui said to the female ghost in blue: "My old sister, let's go."

Going on the road, these two words are a bit desolate, but it is true, Zhang Shifei felt sore again, even he himself did not understand, since when did his feelings become so rich?

"Then let's go too." Zhang Shifei said to Mr. Cui and the others. Mr. Cui nodded and signaled them to go. Zhang Shifei looked at the blue-clothed female ghost and found that the blue-clothed female ghost was looking at her with a smile. He seemed a little hesitant to speak.

At this time, he really couldn't bear to face the parting, so he thought of this, he sighed, then turned around and walked with Li Lanying to the door of Fuze Hall, and pushed the door open. It had rained and the scenery was quite bleak.

Zhang Shifei walked a few steps, only to hear someone calling him in Fuzetang's room: "Xiao Zhang."

Zhang Shifei turned around and saw the female ghost in blue smiling at him in the room. The female ghost raised her hand and waved to him, then said: "Goodbye, believe in yourself."

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly. It seems that although he didn't want to, he still had to say farewell. Looking at the smile of the female ghost, I was very fortunate that there was no regret in her expression at this moment. That smile was beautiful. It's like the dewdrops under the sun, although it can't have it, but its heart is that one.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei lit a cigarette, then waved at the blue-clothed female ghost: "Take care all the way, sister."

This "sister" was called out from the bottom of his heart. Even though he had known this female ghost for less than half a month, and he didn't even know its name, some of the things it gave Zhang Shifei were really impressive. He has benefited a lot. In Zhang Shifei's heart, he seems to have regarded this female ghost as his own sister. Although he is an only child, he can't understand the concept of a real sister, but he thinks in his heart that if he has a sister, probably It's the same feeling.

The female ghost in blue smiled, and followed Mr. Cui into the back room of Fuze Hall. The door closed, and the surroundings seemed to be quiet again. The sadness of parting dissipated in the female ghost's smile. It can have a beautiful home, after all, everything in the world, everyone, and every soul should have their own home, right?
Zhang Shifei felt relieved when he thought of this. He lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth, then said to Li Lanying, "Let's go, let's go home."

The fat man nodded. The performance of the two of them tonight was indeed very good. At least they realized that they had really started to become stronger. After going through this incident, Zhang Shifei understood a truth, that is, since the incident has already It happened, escape is not the way, just like the first illusion given to him by Xiaojiu, his runaway at that time was also a kind of escape, after the escape, he was not happy in his heart, on the contrary, he regretted it even more.

At this moment, he was really not afraid anymore, he was going to have a showdown with Liang Yuner, although he couldn't tell Liang Yuner why, but he dared to say the phrase "Will you wait for me", because he didn't want to escape.

Thinking of this, he was in a good mood, and followed the fat man on the streets of Daowai District. The two of them talked about the matter of Fatty beating up the egg demon Xiaojiu just now, and they couldn't help but feel a little excited. They walked and talked like this, just like two A child who danced and played games.

The night is hot again, the street lights are still dim, and the humid air is mixed with rain, dust and the scent of unknown flowers. Harbin's early autumn nights seem to have always been like this, and it hasn't changed at all because of the appearance of Ji Yinsha just now. The sky is a round of full moon, hanging quietly in the sky, heralding that the annual Qixi Festival is coming soon.

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