The years I was a birdman

Chapter 20 The Years of Yingzhou
As the saying goes, if the mountain is not high, it will be famous if there are immortals; if the water is not deep, it will be spirited if there are dragons. People are not afraid of becoming birds, as long as they can fly.

Zhang Shifei really thought so. This sentence is very similar to the introduction of those online novels.

But now he and Li Lanying are indeed used to this body, the body of a beast. Although the two of them used to look like a beast, but now they are worthy of the name, and they even get used to the name.

Zhang Shifei always thought that the two of them would be able to transform back into human form in as few as ten or eight days, or as long as thirty or forty days, but the facts proved that he was wrong. It is easy for a human to transform into a beast, but it is difficult for a beast to transform into a human. of.

Before I knew it, half a year had passed.

Half a year ago, Chen Tuan told them what to do in the second step, and the two of them naturally listened with pricked ears. It turned out that the second step of this humanization technique is to continue to cultivate the immortal bones.

Chen Tuan told the two that the reason why the two of them could see their own fairy bones before was because of Yuxi's relationship, but the two of them hadn't completed the fairy bones at this time, so if they wanted to transform back into human bodies, they had to refine their own fairy bones. It can be done.

Cultivating the fairy bone is actually quite easy to say, basically you don’t need to do anything, just close your eyes and think. The thing you think about is nothing but the shape of the fairy bone that appeared in the minds of the two before. Chen Tuan called the two The person closed his eyes without using the water of the Yuxi River, and independently thought about the shape of the fairy bone he had seen before. The two of them were overjoyed at the time, thinking that this kind of thing was as simple as a buckle. Booger is the same, but after the two of them closed their eyes, they realized that this matter was even more difficult, because after the eyes were closed, it was completely dark, and no matter how hard they thought about it, it was impossible for light to appear out of thin air.

Fortunately, the two asked Chen Tuan for help, and the old guy didn't hold anything back, so he told them a shortcut to practice. Chen Tuan flipped his hand, and a white candle appeared out of nowhere in his palm. After lighting it, he stood on the ground. After finishing this action, Chen Tuan said to the two of them, "You two pay attention to this candle first."

The two of them followed suit, staring at the burning flame without blinking. After about 2 minutes, Chen Tuan said, "Close your eyes now."

The two of them followed suit, and after closing their eyes, a small bright spot in the shape of a flame appeared in front of what should have been pitch black. At this moment, Chen Tuan said again: "You see, the rest of the matter, This is the shortcut you want. You have to completely outline the whole picture of a candle under the bright spots in your mind. There are no deviations in its shape and color. After you have achieved this, you can outline the fairy bone It's not difficult, and the second stage is almost the same."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were overjoyed. After getting the training method, they immediately began to devote themselves to the practice with boundless passion, but they did not notice Chen Tuan's expression, which was clearly smiling without saying a word.

What I thought would be completed soon, but this practice took half a year.

The two of them were very anxious in the first few days, but they gradually got used to it. The old guy Chen Tuan said that haste makes waste. This kind of energy-consuming practice is faster if you do it slowly, so He made a rule that only two people are allowed to practice in the morning and move freely in the afternoon. The two are eager to return home and naturally ignore this old guy, but the trick this old guy came up with is quite bad. Although the candles burned no matter how they burned, they were extinguished on time every afternoon, like a bell after class, so the two of them had to give up.

In the past six months, the two of them had nothing to do when they were free, so they began to explore the land of Yingzhou. As Zhang Shifei saw, this place is really a small island. Except for the bamboo forest, most of it is grassland, full of trees Lavender grass, and the temperature seems to be the same throughout the year, neither cold nor hot.

This small broken place is estimated to be able to reach the head after two or two days of walking. Zhang Shifei saw it from above. It is in the shape of a gourd. The bamboo forest is located at the bottom of the gourd. Blocked by a cliff, the terrain in the middle is quite interesting. It is also circular, but it is not as big as the bamboo forest, and there is no bamboo. On the contrary, there are many trees. The peach blossoms on the trees are in full bloom. The central part embraces a village.

When he first saw this village, Zhang Shifei was overjoyed. Since he came to Yingzhou, he had never seen anyone except Old Deng and the alcoholic who had met once. Now, there are more than 20 villages in this village He couldn't help but be overjoyed by the thatched cottage, but he was wrong again, because only one person lived in these more than 20 houses.

It's that wretched drunkard!
In the past six months, Chen Tuan just let the two of them practice on their own, but sometimes he would wake up and chat with the two of them. After getting along for a long time, the two found that this old guy was actually quite approachable, although he was abnormal. When he got up, he was also a ghost, he was simply a bad old man with a super high S attribute.

But chatting with this old man is also a better way to pass this boring time.

Chen Tuan told them that the land of Yingzhou is indeed like a gourd, which is divided into three parts, the middle part of the bottom and the mouth of the gourd. All three parts are blocked by cliffs, like three steps. It is getting higher and higher, Chen Tuan lives on the bottom floor, the drunkards live on the middle floor, and no one lives at the gourd mouth. I can't come back.

If you don't go, you won't go. Anyway, the two of you are not interested. Apart from practicing, you just listen to this old man telling stories. When the old man told stories, he used a board and showed some expressions, and the whole thing was a single Tian Fang.

And that pot is quite tragic, since it was kicked away by the old guy, it has not made a sound, and now it has a sense of existence like air, and no one will see it again, but now the two of them know, in fact, that pot It's not a teapot, but a chamber pot, with a square mouth. It is estimated that the devil called Tai Sui has been aggrieved for many years, soaking in urine all day long.

Zhang Shifei once asked the old lamp why he was a skeleton when he first saw him, and whether he was dead. The old man yawned and shook his head, then said, He fell asleep, because before the two of them came, he was not disturbed, and he probably slept for hundreds of years.

The two people who heard it were speechless. In the concept of ordinary people, sleeping for hundreds of years is death, but it is indeed not easy for this old lamp to be able to wake up.

But when the old lamp said that this was normal, and his highest record was that he had slept for almost 1000 years, the expressions of the two of them suddenly became a little embarrassed. They were not praising the old grandson for his ability, but they remembered a sentence, no It is said that what is thousands of years old and what is ten thousand years old, because those words are swear words, so I won't write them here.

This old bastard is sometimes in a good mood. Usually at this time, he will ask the two of them to go to the old drunk in the central area to ask for some wine, because he said that although he himself can become drunk, the old drunk has never done it. delicious.

That old drunk was Liu Bolun, also called Liu Ling. He came to Yingzhou earlier than Chen Tuan. Tuan said, luckily the two of them came, otherwise there would be no such good fortune that they would not be able to drink Liu Ling's delicious baijiu.

The two were a little speechless.

Fortunately, although Liu Ling has a weird personality, he is also a nice person. The two of them came to the village frequently in half a year, and they got to know him better, and got a lot of wine.

After drinking the wine made by Liu Ling once, the two found that the wine they drank in modern times could be called horse urine, so they were secretly delighted. During half a year, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying learned that, in fact, this The two old men are really easy to get along with, after all, they are gods, so the nature of the two little rascals is gradually revealed, basically they go to Liu Ling's house to drink and drink whenever they have time, just like their own house, angry Liu Ling blew his beard and stared, seeing the good wine he had worked so hard to be spoiled by the two beasts, he felt distressed, but he couldn't say anything, because he was afraid of trouble, so he usually cursed at the two of them.

The two bastards just took it as the old guy farted loudly but not smelly.

Sometimes Zhang Shifei is very strange, why is there only an old drunk living in that village?Later, I learned from Chen Tuan that this land of Yingzhou was very lively in ancient times, and there were many people practicing Taoism at that time, so this small village of Yingzhou was for those who came here to stay. It can be said that It's a resting place, but people who come here usually have one purpose, so they don't stay for too long, but the number of people who can attain the Tao gradually decreases, and they all leave.

Zhang Shifei asked Chen Tuan why he didn't leave. Chen Tuan replied that his hobby was sleeping. It was the same everywhere. It was quiet here. Zhang Shifei was speechless. He asked Chen Tuan why Liu Ling didn't leave. Chen Tuan said, that old man The guy finds it bothersome.

Zhang Shifei was speechless and appeared in a combo.

Sometimes the old guy would tell the two people that Yingzhou hadn't entered the wrong person for a long time, and they were really lucky, so Zhang Shifei asked, did people often come here before?
Chen Tuan shook his head, nodded again, he said, this Yingzhou land has always been hidden, but in the past, very early on, there was an earthquake here once, someone said That is the harbinger of a change in the sky, and it is estimated that some great person has been born in the world.

At that time, Yingzhou was really exposed. The small river that Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying saw was the water vein that regulates the air in Yingzhou. It appeared at a fixed time every day and disappeared at a fixed time. After the earthquake, the water vein turned up The world is connected!And floating along the water came a fisherman named Tao.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned when they heard this, and then hurriedly asked: "And then? Did you kill him?"

Then Chen Tuan said with a smile: "You child, don't keep thinking of me as a monster, okay? At that time, there were dozens of people in Yingzhou, all of whom were wise people. How could they kill people? In order to prevent the Tao fisherman Finding something strange, dozens of us old guys turned into villagers and invited him to the village to entertain him, saying that we were the people who had fled here to seek refuge, and after a few days of entertaining food and drink, we sent him to the original waterway. Sent away."

Looking at what Chen Tuan said so happily, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were speechless. Unexpectedly, even the gods are so incomprehensible, and the cosplayers become villagers to deceive mortals and even deceive mortals into a sense of superiority.

Chen Tuan said that as soon as the fisherman left, all the old and young men in the village unleashed their magical powers and blocked the junction of the river. After that, there were no idlers waiting to come in.

Li Lanying was fine, but Zhang Shifei felt that something was wrong the more he listened. He thought about the village, the thatched cottage, the fence, why the shadow was so long, the peach forest, the river, the boat, and the fisherman. How is it so familiar?
Damn, the most tragic time-traveling man in the world turned out to be Tao Qian. After traveling to Yingzhou, he was fooled by a group of gods. The originator's novel appeared many years later in the Chinese textbooks for nine-year compulsory education students, and occasionally appeared in the exam questions of the senior high school entrance examination, which left a lot of trouble for the majority of students.

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