The years I was a birdman

Chapter 21 The Years of Yingzhou
Half a year may not be long, as soon as you close your eyes and open it, you will come here, but it is not short, you must know that in this ghostly place with no internet, no meat and no women, staying for one more day is considered torment.

Therefore, the only thing that could give them something to look forward to was to climb up the mountain every day after practicing, and go to the village in the peach forest for a drink.

Liu Ling's wine is indeed domineering, but his character is a bit out of the mainstream, he finds everything troublesome, like a cynical youth, and even has trouble wearing clothes, which is a bit unbelievable.

On this day, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying had just finished their practice, and they went out of the bamboo forest to go up the mountain for a drink when they felt bored, but when they arrived at Liu Ling's house, they were shocked!
I saw that short drunkard sitting cross-legged on the bamboo bed leaning against the wall, with no clothes on his body, holding a gourd in his left hand and scratching his stomach with the right, drinking high.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at this exhibitionist, and the regret in their hearts at this time really blinded them both. Zhang Shifei hurriedly said in his heart: "This guy is not a fairy, this guy is not a fairy, this is not a peach blossom garden, this is not a peach blossom garden .”

At this time, they had already gotten to know each other well, Li Lanying saw that the old alcoholic was naked in broad daylight, so she yelled at him: "Old Liu! You are too careless, why don't you wear clothes?"

Liu Ling on the bed hiccupped and said, "It's too troublesome."

Li Lanying saw that the short alcoholic was so lazy, so she laughed at him: "But you said you don't even wear clothes, how bad is the influence?"

Liu Ling on the kang was a little drunk. Hearing what Fatty Li said, he burst into laughter, and then scratched his hairy thigh and said, "Just kidding! Why don't you wear clothes? Tell you, heaven and earth It is my house, and this house is my underwear, why do you say you two have nothing to do in my crotch?"

Li Lanying was speechless, and Zhang Shifei also felt a little disgusted. He didn't expect this old alcoholic to be so eloquent, and he was so eloquent. Could it be that he still wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination!he thought.

Fortunately, the three of them have gotten to know each other well in the past six months. Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying knew that this old alcoholic was just a little bit poisonous. In fact, their personalities were quite compatible, and they were used to quarreling, so the two of them didn't say anything. Fatty Li smiled sinisterly, and then said: "I won't talk to you anymore, your mouth is like an old woman, you can't talk to you, by the way, we just finished training, we are dying of thirst, give us some wine drink."

After finishing speaking, he lifted Daxiong's buttocks and sat on Liu Ling's bamboo board bed, and the bed immediately turned into a U-shape when he got down on it. From a distance, he looked like the bed was grinning, and he was so shocked that he was having sex alone Liu Ling, who was drinking wine, choked up her throat with a sip of wine, and the excess wine was not wasted, and all flowed out of her nose. Zhang Shifei couldn't hold back, and secretly laughed.

I saw Liu Ling yelling and yelling: "Are you crazy, get up quickly! The bed will be collapsed by you! If there is no one in the wine room, go to the wine cellar to get it yourself!"

It turned out that the gods were also swearing, and their Northeast accent was not old and authentic, and they learned it from them. Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other slyly, retribution, haha.

So Zhang Shifei asked where the wine cellar was, and nodded to Fatty Li. Fatty Li jumped up suddenly, and the bent bamboo bed was like a taut bow. It bounced back again.

Liu Ling on the bamboo bed was shot out like an arrow, his white butt fell heavily to the ground, he wailed in pain, and the wine in the gourd spilled all over his face.

When he greeted them with the Northeast dialect he learned from Zhang and Li, the bear and the bird had already run outside the house laughing and rolling backwards and forwards.

Zhang Shifei laughed and said, "Yes!"

Li Lanying also laughed and said: "Let him be naked and hurt both of us. This old grandson really sits on four wheels with his bare bottom this time --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"

The two beasts looked at each other and smiled, then pushed open the door of the wine cellar.

This wine cellar is also an empty room, but half of it is buried in the soil, probably caused by human beings. When the two opened it, a strong smell of alcohol came oncoming, and the two of them were excited. , It is not an exaggeration to say that when this smell is inhaled into the nose, the entire respiratory tract feels heat, just like being drunk.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying have been drinking for as long as they can remember. At that time, the adults ate together and always liked to tease them. They dipped their chopsticks in white wine and let them drink. When they were fifteen or sixteen years old, they could help their parents stop drinking. up.

Li Lanying swallowed, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "This old guy has a lot of private goods. He's strong enough. Shall we give you a steamed bun? I can resist it. Anyway, he probably couldn't figure it out. We will definitely not be able to overtake the two of us."

Zhang Shifei said to Fatty Li: "You said that you are from the Northeast, where did you learn Beijing movies? You're so stupid. Hurry up and pat your pure black duck down jacket and follow me. It's enough to hold a jar. The water flows forever."

Fatty Li nodded, thinking about it, so he jumped into the wine cellar with Zhang Shifei.

What an eye-opener.

After approaching this room, the two found that they couldn't see the walls at all. Three sides were full of wine jars, stacked high, and the other side was like a bookshelf, but they were all arranged in layers. Bottles of wine.

The strong aroma of wine moved the irritating index finger. You must know that this is the fun in Yingzhou, and this time you can pick it up, so the two looked at each other, and the tacit understanding for many years came in handy.

Obviously, the bottled ones are more advanced than the canned ones!This is common sense.

So the two of them came to the wine rack and saw that there were notes on the neatly arranged porcelain bottles, which should be the names of these wines.

Zhang Shifei jumped on Li Daxiong's back, carefully looked at the names of the wines one by one, and read out while reading: "Drunkness is hard to wake up, drunk for three years, drunk god, drunk life and dream..."

Li Lanying complained: "Listening to the name is like alcohol, so look for something else."

Zhang Shifei looked at the others again, let alone, the names of these wines are really varied, some are elegant, like 'Jiuge', 'Nishang', 'Muyun', etc., and there are also vulgar ones, like what 'Broken monk', 'burning axe', 'monkey fart red' and so on, people are dazzled and don't know which one to choose.

Fatty Li clicked his mouth, and then said: "Which one is better to drink? It's really hard to choose. Do you think there is Wuliangye or something in it? I'm more greedy for that."

Zhang Shifei didn't know, but suddenly, he found the row of wine on the top of the wine shelf, so he looked for himself, and the bottles of that row of wine seemed to be made of jade, which was obviously a higher grade than the wine below , and the names are different, with the word 'Heaven' in them all.

Jiutian, Tantian, Mutian...Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he yelled, "Hey, hello! The name of this wine is so good!"

The fat man asked, "What's your name?"

Zhang Shifei jumped off the fat man's back, and said, "The one in the middle above is called Heaven and Earth."

The fat man looked up, and then said very deeply: "There is connotation, that's all."

This wine name is indeed the beautiful and connotative yearning of all boys born in the [-]s.

Fatty Li stood up, and stretched out his bear paw to hold down the bottle of 'Heaven and Earth'. Holding the wine in both hands, he was so happy. Suddenly, he noticed the wine bottle next to the Heaven and Earth again.

The wine bottle was nothing special, except that there was no name marked on the bottle, which made the fat man very surprised, so he put the wine bottle in his hand on the ground first, and then reached out to grab the bottle of wine without a name.

But the strange thing is that the bottle has not moved at all!
The fat man muttered, "Hey? What's going on?"

All these right and wrong are in his eyes, he knows the strange power of the fat man, it is impossible to move even a bottle, there must be a way in it, after thinking for a while, he immediately shouted: "Old Li! This is probably It must be the trick of the drunk!"

organ?The fat man said, "What institution?"

Zhang Shifei said: "Stupid, haven't you seen Shooting the Condors? Basins, bowls, and the like that you can't lift normally must be traps, hidden compartments or something!"

When the fat man heard this, his heart also became excited. You must know that the hidden compartment of the mechanism is an ancient safe, and now he has really paid for it!
So he hurriedly asked Zhang Shifei: "How do I open this thing?"

Zhang Shifei thought for a while and said, "You turn left and right, it's usually like this."

After hearing what Zhang Shifei had said, Li Lanying held the bottle with both hands, and then tentatively turned it to the left, but found that it didn't turn, so she turned it to the right again.

There was a crisp click, and the wine rack shook suddenly, and a lot of ashes fell, the two were overjoyed, they guessed right!

So the fat man twisted the bottle with all his strength, and the wine rack slowly turned, and after a while, a hidden compartment was really revealed.

(End of this chapter)