The years I was a birdman

Chapter 22 Wine Road
It is said to be a hidden compartment, but it is just a hole in the wall. It is square and quite small. When the two of them looked up, they saw two bottles inside.

The two bottles are ruddy and seem to be made of jade. The mouths of the bottles are tightly plugged with wooden stoppers. There are no stickers on the bottles, but there are two large characters engraved on each bottle, but they seem to be in script. The two of them didn't know what it was. Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other with strangely wretched expressions.

Haha, I didn't expect this old grandson to really hide it!Zhang Shifei thought that these two bottles of wine were obviously different from the ones on the wine shelf, so that's it!
So Li Lanying picked up the two bottles of wine with a wretched expression, and after taking the wine, he and Zhang Shifei walked towards the door. After taking two steps, Li Lanying thought about it, and then turned around and picked up the bottle of 'Heaven and Earth'.

Going up and running away, the two of them thought at the same time, stealing the bottom of the old drunkard's press box, after all, this is not something glorious.

But when the two walked out of the wine cellar with a smile on their faces, they looked up and saw Liu Ling's unmosaic body again.

Liu Ling was full of anger, rubbing her buttocks and glaring at the two of them. Seeing that they were stunned, she yelled: "You two bastards! You beat me to death, and you still want to steal my wine?"

The two felt guilty when they saw Liu Ling, but they immediately returned to the state of joking, because they knew that Liu Ling, an old alcoholic, although he finds everything troublesome, he is not stingy. He once told them that , Wine is a thing that has a charm only when it is drunk with others.

So Zhang Shifei said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be injured so badly."

After he finished speaking, he looked at Liu Ling's butt, and it was indeed broken, so he said to the fat man, "Look at you, how careless you are, please apologize to him."

Fatty looked at Liu Ling and suppressed a smile, then said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, God proves that I really didn't do it on purpose. Well, you see, we are quite busy, so let's go first?"

After finishing speaking, the two turned around and wanted to slip away, but Liu Ling shouted from behind: "Don't go! Put down those two bottles of wine!"

When Zhang Shifei heard it, he felt a little strange. After getting along for half a year, this doesn't look like Liu Ling's previous style, does it?So he turned his head and asked: "Well, Lao Liu, you don't want to talk to you, don't you always say that everyone drinks wine to be happy?"

When Liu Ling heard what Zhang Shifei said, he was a little speechless. After thinking for a while, he said, "It's not that I won't give you a drink, but those two bottles of wine are not drinkable!"

Zhang Shifei was a little puzzled, so he said, "Why?"

The fat man said, "Old Zhang, don't trust him, he must be reluctant to let us drink this wine, alas..."

As soon as Liu Ling heard this, she became a little angry, and only heard him say: "It doesn't matter you two, drink as much as you want! Don't blame me for not reminding you two, drink here if you want to drink!"

Seeing Liu Ling like this, Zhang Shifei hesitated, but Li Lanying didn't care about it. He picked up a red bottle and said to Liu Ling, "Then I drink it?"

Liu Ling nodded. In fact, the two of them took this wine purely in the hearts of children. They felt that stealing things was very exciting. They were not very interested in the wine itself, so when Liu Ling asked them for it, they hooked up With Fatty's playful nature, he originally wanted to pay it back, but after being told by Liu Ling, he wanted to tease the old guy.

He pretended to pull out the cork, then brought the bottle to his mouth, and asked again: "I really drank it, let me tell you."

Liu Ling waved impatiently: "Please, please."

The fat man didn't think much about it, so he brought the bottle to his mouth and took a sip. After taking this mouthful, the fat man spat it out. Seeing the fat man throwing up, Li Lanying quickly asked, "What's wrong?"

The fat man looked up at Liu Ling suspiciously and said, "This... this is clearly water!"

Liu Ling gloated and said, "It's what you deserve, if you don't let you take your side, who can you blame?"

Fatty Li also opened the remaining bottle and smelled it, it was also water, which is really strange, why did this old alcoholic put two bottles of water in the secret compartment?
The two looked at Liu Ling with some doubts. After the exhibitionist hiccupped, he took the three bottles and said to the two: "Look what I am doing, go, go to the wine cellar and get a bottle of wine. Tanzi Baiyao, I need to drink some to cure my poor ass, if you have anything to say, let’s talk in the house.”

After he finished speaking, he swaggered into the room. Obviously, he was not angry because the two of them stole the wine. He went into the wine cellar and took out a large jar of 'Baiyao Wine', and then walked into the house.

The exhibitionist Liu Ling put on his clothes at this time, and then sat down on the ground with his left hip. Three large bowls had already been placed on the ground. They were said to be large bowls, but they were actually about the size of basins.

In fact, the reason why he and the two beasts can get along so well is mostly because of his drinking capacity. Originally, the place where men are most likely to form proletarian friendship is on the wine table. This is the truth of the truth. I was born in the Northeast. Well, the temper of the two of them is naturally the opposite of this old guy.

Fatty Li opened the jar of wine, filled the bowls one by one, and then sat on the ground with Zhang Shifei. The three of them said nothing. Liu Ling and Li Lanying picked up the bowls, and Zhang Shifei inserted the bird's head into the bowl. Let's go first.

After drinking a bowl of wine, the three started chatting.

Zhang Shifei was very interested in the two bottles of water, so he asked Liu Ling: "I said, Lao Liu, what are those two bottles of water? You won't be free to hide the two bottles of water, right?"

Hearing what Zhang Shifei said, Liu Ling even sighed, then picked up the two red wine bottles, and stroked the bodies of the bottles carefully. Seeing his expression, he was cautious and cautious, as if he was stroking the back of a woman. It's a complete departure from his usual scruffy exhibitionist image.

He didn't directly answer the two's questions, but instead said: "You two have carefully looked at the wine rack after entering the wine cellar."

The two nodded, so Liu Ling said again: "You two are really desperate. I dare not touch this bottle of heaven and earth. Aren't you two afraid of dying?"

This grandson actually changed the subject, wow!Zhang Shifei thought of it.

So he said, "Why, is that wine poisonous?"

Liu Ling smiled, and then said: "Of course it's not poisonous, but the reason why this is called heaven and earth is because, as long as you take a sip, you will have an illusion, and you will keep shaking your head, feeling as if you are on earth." It's heavenly."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying are embarrassing, right? Isn't this old grandson just smoking and drinking, what is heaven and earth? Depressed, the two suddenly lost interest in the bottle of white, ice skating and eating meat. is not touched.

So Li Lanying said: "Let me tell you, Old Liu, your hobby is a bit too weird. Is it interesting to deal with these old dangerous goods?"

Liu Ling laughed loudly, then drank another sip of wine, and said: "Liu Ling was born to use wine as a name. This is the only pleasure in my life. Of course it is interesting. By the way, I don't think it's troublesome today. What do you think?" Don't want to know the way of wine?"

Hearing the old drunk asking him, Zhang Shifei thought to himself why this old man talked so much today, did he fall stupid?So he said casually: "I don't want to, it's too troublesome."

This sentence was obviously learned from Liu Ling. The two of them wanted to drink some wine at this time and then left. It was meaningless to talk so much nonsense with an old man.

Unexpectedly, after hearing Zhang Shifei's words, Liu Ling laughed out loud, and the two who laughed were puzzled, thinking that this drunkard must be smoking.

Liu Ling didn't smoke, but he said repeatedly after laughing: "Okay! Okay! Just don't want to know! The highest level of this wine is not to know, don't think about anything, come, drink!!"

Zhang Shifei was a little speechless. He didn't expect to grow a gourd by planting flowers unintentionally, so he took another sip without explaining. After Li Lanying refilled the wine for the three of them, she asked Liu Ling: "Hey, old man." Liu, you haven't answered the question I asked you just now, what's going on with those two red ones?"

Liu Ling looked at the two of them, rubbed her buttocks, and said, "This is quite troublesome, so I'll make a long story short."

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment, then picked up a red bottle, and said lightly: "I have no hobbies since I was born, I only love drinking, so I wanted to taste all the fine wines in the world, but I couldn't do it." , Some of my thoughts when I was drunk accidentally peeped into the 'Day of Heaven', so God sent a god to ferry me, and not long after, I came to Yingzhou."

Looking at Liu Ling's appearance, Zhang Shifei didn't expect that the old grandson was so lucky. Not only did he feel superior, he even became immortal after drinking. Where can people reason?

Liu Ling continued: "It's that god who made me stay in Yingzhou, because from the time I beat me to stick wine, I vowed to be the person who knows wine best and can taste wine best in the world, but when I met When I saw that fairy, I realized that I actually didn't fully understand wine."

Li Lanying put down the bowl in her hand, and asked, "How?"

Liu Ling said with a painful expression: "In this world, people are classified into three, six or nine grades. Wine is like people, and wine is also classified into four grades and five grades. Although I have tasted it many times and know its nature, the god Seeing my arrogance, I even threw a book to me, I was shocked after reading it, and there was still wine I hadn’t drunk before!”

Seeing Liu Ling's solemn expression, Zhang Shifei knew that he was addicted to alcohol, so he asked him, "What book?"

Liu Ling thought for a while, and then popped out two words: "Nine Classics."

alcohol?Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned. Is this thing still a book?

Liu Ling said: "The Nine Classics recorded all the famous wines in the world and their brewing methods, many of which I had never heard of or seen before. So I was ecstatic at the time and vowed to brew all these wines. I am now a half-immortal. Body, all the materials will appear when you think about it, so I made the wine on the wine rack, but..."

At this time, Zhang and Li were aroused by Liu Ling's story, so they asked, "Just what?"

Liu Ling touched the bottle in her hand, and said, "There are two kinds of wine, and I didn't make them after all."

After he finished speaking, he seemed to be lost in thought, with a look of helplessness on his face. Seeing him like this, Zhang Shifei asked, "Is that the name of these two porcelain vases? What are these two wines called? Why can't you brew them?"

Liu Ling looked at the two with complicated expressions, and then said word by word: "Well, these are the two bottles, the names of these two wines, one bottle is called 'Forget', and the other bottle is called 'Own' .”

(End of this chapter)