The years I was a birdman

Chapter 203 Convergence
No one knows what time it is, at least in Zhang Shifei's dream, it's morning. Ironically, what he is facing now is a dream that is so real that it makes his stomach sick. If you don't have a dragon, you will be alive, and you will not be afraid of the truth when you dream, as long as it is not a nightmare.

But this dream is indeed an out-and-out nightmare. The tragedy is that if Zhang Shifei is cut into pieces in the dream, then he will also die in reality. The reason is very simple, because the soul dies and the body It will become a veritable stinky skin.

Sleeping to death, maybe Zhang Shifei is not the first one, but dying in a nightmare is a bit unprecedented. In the early years, there was a lunatic Freddy in the United States who specially sneaked into the dreams of some brain-dead children, and then put them Kill them one by one. I remember that Zhang Shifeixian watched this movie before, but he couldn't stop scolding Xianjie after watching it, saying that it was too fake. How could such a thing exist?

But at that time, he never imagined that, let alone whether Freddy exists or not, this thing that sneaked into people's dreams really existed, just like the little egg monster with a long face in front of him. Seven, this grandson is indeed a real nightmare to some extent.

Seeing Zhang Shifei's harsh words, Xiao Qi sneered, clenched his fists, then turned his head, and said to Zhang Shifei, "You don't need to tell me, I will do it too!" of."

After all, he walked towards Zhang Shifei with small steps. Zhang Shifei swallowed and spit, and his mind was quickly thinking about how to fight him to save his life. After all, if he couldn't fight it, he could Preserving his life is the most important thing, Zhang Shifei looked at Xiao Qi who was walking towards him, and thought in his heart, fortunately this grandson is mentally retarded and paranoid, otherwise he would not have revealed his weakness, in the real world Its monster power is pitiful, isn't it, his uncle's, it seems that we have to change the battlefield to fight it, but how can we wake up?

Forget it, don't think about it, let's think about how to escape this catastrophe. At this time, Xiao Qi has already walked in front of Zhang Shifei, looking down at Zhang Shifei whose buttocks are stuck in the cupboard, and said: "you……"

You ass! !Zhang Shifei took advantage of the opening of his mouth and repeated his old trick. With a sudden push on the ground with his feet, he pulled his butt out of the big hole in the cupboard, closed his eyes, and used his inertia to thrust his head towards Xiao Qi's three-way Pushed past.

Although this motive is not very glorious, although the moves are slightly obscene, it is still a life-saving strategy. Besides, Zhang Shifei can't think too much now, Xiaoqi frowned, but he didn't dodge it. on its lower abdomen.

A burst of spoilers came from the top of his head, Zhang Shifei cursed secretly, why is it so hard, like knocking his head on the wall, that Xiao Qi was obviously a little unhappy, and saw that as soon as it lifted its foot, it hit Zhang Shifei with its knee On his face, Zhang Shifei only felt a soreness on his face and another burst of severe pain, but luckily these were all in his expectation, so he took advantage of the upward momentum of his face and held back his head with his left hand to hug the girl tightly. Egg demon Xiao Qi's right leg, while holding the kitchen knife with his right hand, exerted all his strength, and looked fiercely at the cross of Xiao Qi's legs, the area below the belly hole.

With a snap, it felt like cutting on ice. Although the blade of the kitchen knife seemed to have jumped off, Zhang Shifei's right hand was numb again. He didn't have much hope for this knife, but he just hoped Injured it a little, and took this opportunity to run away, but somehow the knife worked, cutting into three points abruptly, and then stuck firmly in Xiaoqi's crotch.

I saw that Xiao Qi trembled all over, and then let out a muffled sound. Zhang Shifei wanted this opportunity. He quickly let go of his right hand, and then cut his feet towards Xiao Qi's left leg suddenly. Some wrestling techniques were used when fighting when he was a child, but he didn't expect to save his life after many years.

Zhang Shifei suddenly exerted force with his feet and knocked Xiaoqi to the ground. He had no intention of fighting. He knew that it was Amitabha who had worked these two tricks. Hurt, you can tell by looking at its expression, apart from being a little shocked, there is no such expected pain at all! !

So Zhang Shifei didn't care about how many broken pieces of wood, glass, etc. there were on the ground after he didn't knock down Xiao Qi anymore. He immediately rolled on the spot, rolled from under the table to the door, and then rolled again Standing up by inertia, the spoiled man ran out of the door! !

This can be regarded as a real escape, not to mention a dream, even in reality, Zhang Zhengfei can't estimate much. When he passed by the hall, he pulled down the two decorative axes on the wall. Then he kicked open the door and rushed into the yard almost like rolling.

Now that he knows that this is a dream, he doesn't know where to escape, he can only escape wherever he goes, hoping that he can wake up soon in reality.

But just as he was about to run, suddenly there was a sharp pain from his back, and the feeling of being hit by a drag racing party came again, and Zhang Shifei flew out uncontrollably, hitting his own house heavily. On the courtyard wall, this blow was not as light as the last one. The knock was nonsensical, and an ax was useless. When he was just struggling to stand up, one foot suddenly slammed Chopped on his lower abdomen.

Seeing that Xiaoqi seemed to have lost his patience at this time, it said to Zhang Shifei with a ferocious expression: "Our nemesis, have you figured out what the last words are?"

Zhang Shifei couldn't move at this time, so he could only grit his teeth and say to it fiercely: "You talk too much nonsense!"

"Okay, let's get ready to hit the road!" Seeing that Zhang Shifei's mouth was still stiff, Xiaoqi put his right hand into a claw shape and raised it above his head, as if he wanted to give Zhang Shifei a good headshot Bar.

But just when its hand was about to fall, it suddenly froze and froze there. Zhang Shifei had already closed his eyes and waited to die, but after a few seconds, Xiao Qi's hand hadn't moved yet. It hit his head, so Zhang Shifei opened his eyes to take a look.

This glance immediately made him infinitely excited, his uncle's life should not be lost! ! !

I saw that Xiaoqi's hand was still raised high, with an incredulous expression on his face, and its whole body was already tightly entwined by a strand of black air like a rope.

This black air is very familiar, at this moment, Xiao Qi seemed to be pulled by some force, and slowly floated in mid-air. At the same time, a very obscene voice came from the door. Voice: "You do talk too much nonsense."

"Split!!" Zhang Shifei shouted subconsciously. He stood up struggling, turned his head to look, and was stunned again. It was indeed Mr. Cui who saved him, but what happened to his appearance? ?
I saw Mr. Cui actually appearing at the door. He was shirtless and only wearing a pair of basketball shorts. That little Qi in mid-air, although there is nothing strange about this move, after all, Zhang Shifei is almost tired of seeing it. What is strange is that the thing under Mr. Cui's buttocks is that Mr. Cui is actually riding a dog under his crotch. Dogs and mice are not animals like mice. They are slender, yellow, with two round eyes, and they are about a circle bigger than sheep. Mr. Cui is riding that thing, and his feet can just hang down to the ground.

Damn, I was indeed dreaming, the parting in the dream was so unorthodox, could it be that the horse he was riding on was the legendary horse?But it's not like it!

Zhang Shifei hurriedly walked to Mr. Cui's side, and said incredulously, "Separate...separate? Why are you here? What is this?"

At that moment, Mr. Cui was staring at Xiaoqi who was in mid-air. He didn't read right and wrong, but said to him indifferently: "Weasel, he came here on his back."

Do not make jokes!This is a weasel?No matter how big it is, it will catch up with the camel! !Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui, feeling a little speechless in his heart, but when he thought about it, it was just a dream, no matter how absurd it was, wait a minute, dream?Zhang Shifei was startled, and then said to Mr. Cui: "You can't be the person in my dream!!"

"Get out." That Mr. Cui scolded: "Do you think you are someone who can dream of me?"

Zhang Shifei shook his head. He really doesn't look like him. You have to know what kind of dreams Mr. Cui, a wretched man, has, but he really can't understand why Mr. Cui appears here at this time?He was dressed like a caddy, and he was wearing a 'weasel'.

Xiaoqi, who was bound by the black air in mid-air, was a little surprised when he saw Mr. Cui, but he was not afraid. This may be the nature of egg monsters. They will not die until they reach the heart of the Yellow River. Some curiously said to Mr. Cui: "You can escape your dream?"

Mr. Cui sneered, and then said to the egg demon Xiaoqi: "You should be a high-level egg demon, although I don't know what's going on, but if you want to trap me with a dream, Then you are really too naive, you know what nightmare I haven’t had? You still do this with me, damn it.”

Mr. Cui's tone was quite disdainful, he didn't pay attention to the egg demon Xiaoqi at all, and Mr. Cui's performance was obviously beyond Xiaoqi's expectation, he frowned and said: " In this way, I really underestimated you, but don't be too happy..."

"Why does this grandson have a kitchen knife?" Before Xiao Qi finished speaking, Mr. Cui turned to Zhang Shifei and asked, not caring about the nonsense that Xiao Qi said, after all, these are all possible Wu's fighting words are similar to the meaning of hello and goodbye. Zhang Shifei smiled awkwardly. To be honest, Xiaoqi's appearance at this time is not elegant, because he is restrained by Mr. Cui's black snake bone, and at this moment he is still holding his right hand high. Keeping the shape of blowing up a bunker, with your feet apart, the knife that Zhang Shifei slashed just now is still stuck there, the funny atmosphere is much better than the scary atmosphere.

Zhang Shifei said to Mr. Cui, "I chopped it up."

Mr. Cui nodded, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Good job, I will cut like this next time."

Seeing that the two of them didn't listen to it at all, Xiao Qi in the mid-air suddenly turned very gloomy, and saw it said to Mr. Cui: "Do you human beings never stop talking to others?"

"Are you human?" Mr. Cui turned his head, the expression on half of his face changed from joking to angry, and he yelled coldly at Xiao Qi: "Tell you, the price for disturbing my sweet dreams is very high." big."

Mr. Cui did things neatly. While speaking, the palm of his right hand that was facing Xiao Qi began to slowly hook into a claw shape, and the black air strangling Xiao Qi also began to tighten slowly, deeply Caught in the firm muscles of the egg demon Xiao Qi, the egg demon Xiao Qi frowned and said nothing, but it could be seen that it was in pain.

As soon as Mr. Cui finished speaking, his right hand was already clenched into a fist. The black snake bone is a kind of bone with extremely strong attack power. It is said that the teeth of the black snake can bite through steel. It can be seen how powerful it is. As Mr. Cui clenched it The fist, the black snake bone quickly tightened, and with a click, the egg demon Xiaoqi was strangled into a pile of minced meat without any suspense.

"How dare you come out with this little ability." Mr. Cui spat on the ground, and then asked Zhang Shifei cursingly: "Who is it?"

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, and then said to Mr. Cui, "Don't you know?"

"I don't know where he is going." Mr. Cui gave Zhang Shifei a blank look, and then said to him: "I was dreaming of marrying a wife. I just touched the bedside when I entered the room, and I almost took off my pants. Suddenly, his uncle had a dream. It turned into a nightmare, and the police rushed in and beat me up, which scared me, but as soon as I smelled it, I knew it was the egg monster, so I cleaned up those grandchildren, and then searched for it .”

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, although he knew that what Mr. Cui dreamed about should definitely not be as simple as marrying a wife, because Xiaoqi also said just now that it is the opposite of Twelve's ability, if it is a nightmare, it must be human The most vulnerable link in the heart, Mr. Cui said this, maybe there is some difficulty, so Zhang Shifei didn't ask much, and said to him: "How do you know that you are dreaming now?"

Mr. Cui smiled and said to Zhang Shifei: "Of course, for me, marrying a wife is not a dream, what is it?"

Damn, Zhang Shifei actually wanted to cry when he said this, yes, Mr. Cui is also a person with five disadvantages and three deficiencies. It's so empathetic, right? Thinking about how lacking in practice I am, I can't even discover such an obvious dream.

He was indeed blinded by beautiful things, that's why Xiao Qi had a chance to take advantage of it.

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, and then said to Mr. Cui who was riding a weasel: "This is indeed a dream, I just found out not long ago, and the one you killed was a high-level egg demon called Xiao Qi, its ability seems It's about sneaking into other people's dreams and killing them."

Mr. Cui blinked his eyes, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "You said this grandson is called Xiao Qi? Xiao Jiu, Xiao Ba, that's not right, why are these egg monsters weaker than each other? Is their ranking reversed?" ?”

In fact, it’s not surprising that Mr. Cui thought so. Although he said that he had never met Xiao Ba, he heard from Yi Xinxing that Xiao Ba was also very strong. He was out of force, but according to Lao Yi's description, he really used his full strength in the last few seconds, and finally he had to use his "suffocating cannon" to blow up Xiao Ba to death, and Xiao Ba Nine... Leaving aside its strength, there is nothing to talk about. If you try to fight the monster power, Zhang Shifei can kill it, but its mind is indeed quite sharp. It understands that what people are most afraid of is what.

But this Xiaoqi........except for being able to enter other people's dreams, it seems that there is nothing much to do, so Mr. Cui is somewhat surprised.

But Mr. Cui's words hadn't finished yet, all of a sudden, the voice of Xiao Qi came from midair! !
"Do you really think you can kill me?"

Yep?Zhang Shifei and Mr. Cui were taken aback for a moment, what's the matter?The two of them looked subconsciously, and saw that the body parts that were scattered on the ground just now disappeared, leaving only a kitchen knife, and the egg demon Xiao Qi appeared in midair again at this time, let's see It appears to be unharmed!

Seeing that Xiaoqi was unscathed, Zhang Shifei was shocked, how could it be possible! !It can be revived after being crushed by the fairy bone, God, is it immortal? ?
Mr. Cui was quite surprised when he saw that Xiao Qi was resurrected, but his expression quickly returned to calm. He pointed to Xiao Qi and said, "Why are you not dead?"

The egg demon Xiaoqi sneered, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Fortunately, this is not your dream, or you were really killed by you just now, let me tell you, you are just spectators, not the owner of the dream, but the killer." Don't kill me!!"

Mr. Cui shrugged his shoulders, and then whispered to Zhang Shifei: "Fortunately, it is an idiot, and it gave us the information so easily."

Zhang Shifei smiled awkwardly, thinking that Xiao Qi, the egg demon, was too paranoid, and he would say whatever he asked, and he had to let the other party understand clearly. Zhang Shifei was a little dumbfounded.

And Mr. Cui asked Xiaoqi very plainly: "Then ask, who is the master of this dream?"

"No comment!" This time, Xiao Qi didn't say anything, but sneered at Mr. Cui, "You just need to know why you failed, and I will tell you the rest."

Unexpectedly, Xiao Sui's position was really firm. Mr. Cui snorted, and seeing that Xiao Qi didn't want to reveal anything, he said to it: "Then what do you want, let's fight again? Until we wake up? "

When Xiao Qi heard what Mr. Cui said, he immediately burst into laughter. After laughing for a while, he said to Mr. Cui: "Sure enough, you don't know that if you don't defeat me, you won't be able to wake up from this dream, right?" ?”

Mr. Cui also sneered, and at the same time said to Zhang Shifei, "Sure enough, it's still an idiot."

I also found out, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, but at this moment his heart was mixed with joy and worry. Although Mr. Cui had met him in the dream, but now I don't know who made this dream, so I can't kill this person. Xiaoqi, that means that they may be trapped in a dream forever! !

How can this be good?
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