The years I was a birdman

Chapter 204 Weapons
A common dream, coupled with a long face that can't be killed, is really difficult to deal with.

Although Mr. Cui's expression is still very calm, Zhang Shifei can feel it. At this time, the part who can't get off the weasel has already gathered enough strength in secret, and is ready to do all kinds of tricks to the egg demon Xiaoqi at any time. Three way attack.

As for Xiaoqi, the evil spirit around him also began to gather. Zhang Shifei seemed to be a soy sauce character at this time, which made him feel a little annoyed in his heart. He cursed himself in his heart, why was he so careless? , When I came back from Fuzetang yesterday, I changed my body, it's so embarrassing now.

But you must know that there are two kinds of medicines in this world that are not sold, one is the medicine for farting and hiccups, and the other is the medicine for regretting, so Zhang Shifei can only ask for self-protection now, because he understands that after a while If there is a fight, then Mr. Cui probably won't have the time to protect him. What's more, being protected by others is a very disgusting thing for him. Although he is still very weak now, his character is becoming more and more resolute. So, he moved quickly to the side, picked up the decorative ax that he slipped out before he escaped from the house. Although the broken ax was not sharpened, it could still be used as a hammer. Zhang Shifei held the ax tightly, Then he retreated to the corner, and waited for a while, Mr. Cui and the long-faced pinch each other so that he could pick up a bargain or something at the right time.

However, this battle did not start. Just when Mr. Cui was about to fight, the brow of the long-faced Xiaoqi suddenly twitched, then he looked into the distance and sneered, and said to himself: "Finally, it finally Are you asleep too?"

When Zhang Shifei was thinking about who this "he" was, Mr. Cui moved. He quickly stretched out his right hand and shot a spiral of black air at the long face, and the long face smiled slightly. The black air disappeared again before it touched the body. Mr. Cui frowned and cursed, and the black air returned to his arm. At this moment, the long-faced monster appeared again in the room of the right and wrong family. On the top, it said to Mr. Cui and Zhang Shifei: "I have something to do now, so I won't play with you for the time being, if you want to wake up, go to the address of Twelve and find me! !"

After finishing speaking, Xiao Qi's figure became blurred, like ripples on the surface of the water, quickly lost its shape, and then disappeared into the air.

Just leave?Zhang Shifei watched Xiaoqi disappear, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, then he turned to Mr. Cui and said, "Separate, what should we do?"

Mr. Cui pinched his waist with his right hand on the weasel's back, shook his head at Zhang Shifei, and said, "I don't know, if this grandson didn't fool us, then if you want to wake up, you have to go to him. By the way, before that, please tell me what's going on, I don't know yet."

Zhang Shifei nodded, then looked at Mr. Cui, and said to him: "Okay, but you can come down first, it's so ugly."

This is not to blame Zhang Zhengfei, because at such a tense moment, Mr. Cui on the side looked very unsightly. This look is too unique, wearing a big underpants and riding a weasel, how awkward it is, if it is not all too real , Zhang Shifei would really think that the egg demon and Mr. Cui were just characters in his dreams. Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei couldn't help but shook his head and cursed secretly, damn it, this was just a dream.

But Mr. Cui didn't realize it. He blinked, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "What's the matter, isn't my suit good? I put it on before going to bed. I just wore this suit on my side." into the bridal chamber."

I rely on!After hearing what he said, Zhang Shifei's head was covered with black lines. He looked at Mr. Cui's bunt style, and the Kings basketball shorts were paired with a pair of "grab-grabbing tiger" fast boots. Because this Mr. Cui usually has two major characteristics, one is stingy, and the other is stingy. Usually, his clothes are knockoffs from night market stalls. Now these knockoffs are often quite speechless, just like Cui. The 'Li Neng', 'Diaopa' that Mr. usually wears, and the pair of 'Gripping Tigers' that he wears now, this 'Gripping Tiger' is actually a fake Puma sneaker, but the Puma The leopards on this pair of shoes jump up and down, but the leopards on Mr. Cui’s shoes have their heads down. It feels like they are falling off a cliff, as if they are about to plunge their heads into the ground, so they were called by Fatty Li. For 'catch tiger'.

After listening to Mr. Cui's words, Zhang Shifei couldn't help sighing in his heart, you are entering the bridal chamber in underpants, pretending to be a pornographic old king!No wonder the police came in when you entered the bridal chamber, you deserve it right!

And the weasel, Zhang Shifei couldn't bear to look at it again, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Come down quickly, it's ugly."

"Is it really that ugly?" Mr. Cui stretched out his hand and scratched his thin belly button, as if he doubted Zhang Shifei's vision. Normal people are different, okay? You are a weasel playing on the parallel bars and pretending to be the captain of the Korean gymnastics team!
Seeing that Zhang Shifei nodded firmly, Mr. Cui didn't say anything. After all, although this was in a dream, the boss of Fuzetang still had to pay attention to his image, so he turned over and jumped off. That weasel, that huge weasel seems to be very spiritual. From the beginning to now, even in the face of the demonic aura emanating from that little seven, it still didn't move. It looked as if it was about to rush up to fight at any moment. Seeing that Mr. Cui was about to come down, the weasel lay on the ground very docilely. Mr. Cui stood on the ground, then shook his right hand, and the black air that had been entangled in his hand unexpectedly It gradually became smaller and thinner, and took shape, and finally turned into a living black snake coiled on his arm. It was indeed a real snake, about two feet long, coiled on Mr. Cui's arm like a snake. It was like circles of black armbands, and the triangular snake head was looking at Zhang Shifei, spitting out his core, Zhang Shifei swallowed, thinking what was going on, Mr. Cui and the two beasts, Ah no, where did this animal come from?

Due to Zhang Shifei's own reasons, he didn't dare to say the word "animal" casually. Cursing others is scolding himself. This sentence is absolutely correct.

But he was not in a hurry to ask Mr. Cui, because he understood Mr. Cui's character. If he asked now, he would not say anything, so the two sat on the ground. Anyway, this was a dream, and he couldn't care how dirty the ground was. Zhang Shifei He told Mr. Cui what the long-faced Xiao Qi told him before, together with what happened to him just now. When he was telling the story, Mr. Cui didn't say a word, but just pocketed the right and wrong. Zhang Shifei snatched the cigarettes from his house and smoked them one by one. Zhang Shifei asked him, "Aren't you afraid that Liu Yudi will scold you when you smoke like this?"

Mr. Cui sneered, and then replied neither humble nor overbearing: "She can restrict my physical body in reality, but she cannot deprive me of the right to dream."

Seeing how promising you are, Zhang Shifei shook his head with a wry smile, thinking that it would be pitiful to split his head. He is a veritable old smoker, even more addicted than Zhang Shifei and Fatty Li, but in reality There is Liu Yudi in charge of it, so it can only be enjoyed so freely in a dream.

Zhang Shifei said to Mr. Cui again: "You smoke so much, aren't you afraid that you will fall in love with this place and don't want to go back?"

Mr. Cui sneered again, and then replied: "Don't worry, distinguishing between reality and dreams is my strong point. You know the Yinshi Huihun Road. There are some wandering spirits that can make people dream. I don't know how to do it. Now this broken dream is so high that I don't know where, and I can talk and laugh with them."

What the fuck, where do I know what wandering souls are going? Zhang Shifei shook his head, so he had no choice but to say nothing, and continued to talk about what happened just now. After a while, I saw that Mr. Cui took a sharp puff of his cigarette, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "That is to say, now that big long face is looking for Roudunzi?"

Zhang Shifei understands Mr. Cui's words, because Xiaoqi's wishful thinking this time is to kill them together with that meaty Twelve, so the one who muttered in his mouth when he ran away with a long face just now is probably 'It', but there is another question that Zhang Shifei didn't want to understand, so he said to Mr. Cui, "Can the egg demon... also sleep?"

Mr. Cui looked at Zhang Shifei, and then said to him: "It should be, because there is no 'perpetual motion machine' in this world."

These words are not sensational, because work and rest, one work and one rest are the foundation of the way of heaven, and it is the law that all things must obey. Even the way of heaven itself has its rest time. During this time period, the way of heaven does not exist. It is a coincidence Many unreasonable things will happen below, but this period of rest of the heavenly dao is not known to people.

Therefore, the egg demon should also have a rest time, but he doesn't know how long or short it is. Zhang Shifei heard Mr. Cui say this, and he knew it in his heart. Mr. Cui said, "By the way, where did you two animals come from?"

Mr. Cui blinked, then pointed to the weasel lying on the ground and the black snake wrapped around his arm, and said to Zhang Shifei, "You mean them? Can't you see it?"

Zhang Shifei shook his head, then Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "What kind of eyes, you can't even recognize the fairy bones?"

"You said they are fairy bones??" Zhang Shifei said in surprise, even though he had this idea in his mind just now, he was quickly dismissed by himself. You must know that fairy bones are not a kind of ability, why? What about entities?

Then Mr. Cui smiled slightly, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Of course, otherwise, let me tell you what you think it is, fairy bone fairy bone, to put it simply, it is a kind of inner qi of the animal itself, you can understand it as The source of energy, in reality, they exist in the form of Qi, but in the spiritual world... think about it, how did you practice to become a fairy bone?"

Hearing Mr. Cui's words, Zhang Shifei immediately opened his mind. That's right. When he was in Yingzhou, when Chen Tuan's old grandson trained two people to practice fairy bones, the most important step was to let them take the fairy bones. Condensed and formed in his mind, the animal in his brain is indeed a peacock, that's right, even now, every time he transforms, he has to swap the appearance of the peacock with himself in his mind, Zhang Shifei can't describe the feeling , It's a bit like pinching plasticine.

Immortal bones, alas, thinking of immortal bones, Zhang Shifei felt a little headache again, and he said to Mr. Cui, "It's a pity, I am a human body now, and I can no longer use immortal bones, what should I do later? "

Then Mr. Cui looked at Zhang Shifei, then stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and said to him, "You just can't use it, but that doesn't mean you don't have it."

What does he mean by that?Zhang Shifei was taken aback, and then hurriedly asked: "What did you say? Do I also have fairy bones in my body now? But this is wrong, I am in a human body now!"

Then Mr. Cui took another puff of cigarettes, and he threw away the cigarette in his hand after smoking halfway. This behavior is impossible in reality. You must know that in reality, Mr. Cui smokes all the time. He didn't give up until the sponge was burned, maybe he could only be so generous in his dream, I saw him saying to Zhang Shifei: "Are you kidding, can't you use fairy bones for human body? Why don't I just use them? Okay Well, it seems that there should be enough time now, I will teach you another lesson, listen carefully."

It turns out that the spirit of the immortal bone is not only available to the body of the beast. The so-called immortal bone is a kind of power in the spirit, but it belongs to the beast, just like what people often say "Tao Xing". Therefore, although Zhang Shifei is now It is the human body that is dreaming, but the fairy bone is still hidden in his spirit.

Hearing what Mr. Cui said, Zhang Shifei still didn't understand and asked, "But, why can't Fatty and I use the human body to get out the fairy bone, why do we have to use the animal body?"

Then Mr. Cui put another cigarette in his mouth, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "That's because you two can't enter the third stage now, remember what I told you at the beginning?"

Zhang Shifei naturally remembered that the fairy bone was divided into three stages. The first primary stage was to give birth to the fairy bone, which was the kind of faint blue energy he could use at the beginning, and the second stage was to master it. Utilize, give full play to the unique functions of fairy bones, it is Zhang Shifei's "thank you for your care" and Li Lanying's redness wrapped around her body, and the third stage is the transformation state, like the bucket thickness that Mr. Cui often uses snake-shaped black air.

Although it looks like a cartoon setting, it is because Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying couldn't understand Mr. Cui's complicated explanation at the beginning, so Mr. Cui had to explain it to them in this easy-to-understand way. listen.

Mr. Cui said: "When you enter the third stage, you can release the shape of the fairy bone in your mind. At that time, in your mind, the fairy bone will no longer be that vague shadow, but It’s an entity, just like the two of us, and you should be able to use it in your human body.”

It turned out that when Mr. Cui was deeply in a nightmare, he recognized that it was a dream, so he forcibly transported the fairy bones and rushed out of Fuzetang. Since his fairy bones were all real in the dream, Mr. He found Zhang Shifei's house by riding his "yellow skin" that was transformed from the little fingernail of his right hand in reality, which is why he appeared so soon.

After listening to Mr. Cui, Zhang Shifei sighed. His uncle, although he also understands the bravery of the third stage of the fairy bone, and although he does not dare to slack off in cultivating the fairy bone in his head on weekdays, he just can't reach this point. Realm, I don't know why, as if there is a high wall in front of me that cannot be overcome.

So he shook his head, smiled wryly at Mr. Cui, and said, "It's really a dream, I can't imagine that this is the case, oh, it's really a dream, so what should we do now, I am completely a burden now! "

Mr. Cui thought for a while, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Don't be discouraged, although you can't achieve the immortal bone transformation now, there are still ways to protect yourself."

"What way?" Zhang Shifei loves to hear these three words the most. There is a way. You must know that Mr. Cui is just like Brother Haier. If he says there is a way, then there must be a way. It can't be wrong.

I saw that Mr. Cui stood up and said to Zhang Shifei: "You need a medium, that is, a tough guy who can take advantage of you."

Zhang Shifei blinked, then raised the hammer-like ax in his hand, and said to Mr. Cui, "Is this okay?"

Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said: "No, it's too curved, you can't use it at all, do you have something straighter, such as a knife or something?"

Zhang Shifei thought for a while, and then said to Mr. Cui, "Yes, come with me."

After finishing speaking, he also got up and led Mr. Cui to his house. The weasel followed him very consciously, but within two steps, it became the size of a puppy. The door was opened just now. Shifei is broken, to be honest, Zhang Shifei still has some resistance to his family now, not for anything else, but because of the two corpses of his 'parents' in the kitchen, although he already knows that this is fake, it's just a dream , but his heart is still very uncomfortable.

"Hey, your house seems to be renovated again." After Mr. Cui followed Zhang Shifei into the door, he looked around, and he still didn't forget to tease: "Do you want me to change your shoes?"

The ground was in a mess, as if it had just been hit by a typhoon. Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, and then said to Mr. Cui, "Don't make fun of me. Have you ever been to my house?"

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