The years I was a birdman

Chapter 209 Six Plus One
Unlucky, it's like the realm where you can drink a cigarette butt after drinking cold water, unlucky is like the realm where you want to fart but accidentally pull it down your pants, unlucky, it's like the realm where you can be dead even in a dream.

Zhang Shifei is now thinking that he is really unlucky. He looks at the long face in front of him like cell division, from one long face to three long faces. He can't help but feel a headache. Yes, but you must know that this is completely different from the effect of one Li Yong turning into three Li Yongs. At best, three Li Yongs will shout the lucky "yeah" to the camera, but three big faces probably It will let Zhang Shifei experience what is real luck.

Harbin is an empty city, just like a huge stage, the giant tiger in the sky looks down on them, the eyes are full of hatred and insidiousness, the wind disappeared, taking away the hustle and bustle, as if it also swept away the anger, the sky The clouds all stopped moving, and time seemed to be frozen here.

His uncle, this is completely outrageous!Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, but after thinking about it, it made sense, because it was in a dream, no matter how outrageous it was, it was real.

At this moment, I saw the three long faces waved their hands in unison, and a steel thorn appeared in their hands again, with a smile on their faces, and Mr. Cui saw that they were about to attack. When he came over, he clenched his fists and said softly to Zhang Shifei, "Don't be afraid, it's just that there are two more, and I can handle it by myself."

After hearing what he said, Zhang Shifei swallowed and said to Mr. Cui with an indifferent attitude: "It's okay, three against three, at least it's fair."

But as soon as he said this, he saw the bodies of the three little sevens trembled again, from three to seven at once. Zhang Shifei was startled, and then subconsciously said: "Well, it seems This grandson doesn't want to play fair with us at all."

This is a veritable lucky six plus one. When Mr. Cui heard what he said, an embarrassed smile appeared on his face, and at this moment, the group of little sevens who seemed to be created by cloning technology moved. Shouting and waving the steel thorn in his hand, he rushed towards Zhang Shifei, Mr. Cui and Twelve.

Maybe there is no fairness in this world at all. Seeing them coming, Mr. Cui gritted his teeth, then leaned forward, loosened his fist in his right hand, clenched it into a claw, and was the first to meet him, while facing Zhang Shifei. And the twelve shouted: "I will try my best to deal with a few, and the rest will be left to you!!"

Hearing what he said, Twelve rushed over with his fat body, and Zhang Shifei quickly followed, only to see that Mr. Cui turned his right hand sideways, and the black snake bone exploded again, and the black arrogance shot at the group of big people. The long faces lashed out, but because they were too scattered, this blow only hit four, and three big long faces jumped to avoid the fairy bone, Twelve saw the opportunity to stop two more, and the remaining one, naturally It belongs to Zhang Shifei.

Mr. Cui really spent a lot of money this time. There was no playful expression on his face anymore. With a wave of his hand, the yellow leather child who had been watching the show quickly ran over. It directly landed on Mr. Cui's body and turned into a With a burst of yellow anger, Mr. Cui roared, and started a desperate contest with the four long faces.

To say that this is really evil, although the egg monster Xiao Qi has changed from one to seven, but the evil spirit on them has not changed at all, it seems that it is the strongest in this dream, this is not wrong , Mr. Cui put his life into a tie with the four big long faces, but Egg Demon Twelve was not so lucky, just after a face-to-face meeting with the two big long faces, he was at a disadvantage and could only rely on his own skin The rough meat is thick and hard to support.

Holding the Tang Dao in his hand, Zhang Shifei looked at the long face that had already thrown himself in front of him, his heart skipped a beat, and he slashed down with a loud shout!
This knife is really good, at least that big long face is a good opportunity, it saw Zhang Shifei attacking head-on, it raised the steel spike in its hand to subconsciously block, and a crisp sound was heard far away.

At the same time, Li Lanying woke up.

To say that Li Lanying is also quite unlucky. Since she came back from Yingzhou, nothing seems to go smoothly. She is often beaten by ghosts, and the cultivation of fairy bones is not yet home. Now I still have a hickey under my neck that looks like a skin disease.

It’s okay to go to work, and you can still gossip with Mr. Cui and others to pass the time. To be honest, he really doesn’t care much about his curse. Maybe it’s because of the movies he watched before. What kind of prestige, it beats those upright people or gods to the ground, sometimes Li Lanying also wonders, if she falls into a demon, will she also be like that?
However, whenever he had this thought, he would look at the split head with his nostrils on the side, and the thought in his heart would naturally be dispelled. Just kidding, he understood that now it is not a question of prestige or not. You must know that prestige has an egg. Yup, Partou once clearly told him that if his second catastrophe comes true, Mr. Cui will be the first to kill him.

Survival is the most important thing, lingering is the way to survive, so Li Lanying never dared to think about what it would be like to fulfill the second calamity. Gradually, he has adapted to the fact that he has two bodies, just like Zhang Shifei, but There is still some difference between him and Zhang Shifei, that is, he doesn't have much drive in his heart. He was once humiliated by the egg demon Fifteen, and thought of getting stronger to take revenge, but his nature is lazy and lazy, and he couldn't find it after a few days. to the direction.

The only thing that can keep him going now is to let his good brother get rid of the curse of not being able to pick up girls as soon as possible. I have to say that Li Lanying has also undergone a lot of changes in his heart during the short time he worked in Fuzetang. But he still can't cheer up. It was okay before, and he could have a little girl after get off work, but after the incident with Xiaoba, it also cast a shadow on his heart, and now the little girl dare not date. In the past, Zhang Shifei always laughed at him, saying that he looked like the CEO of Shaolin.

He scoffed at this title at the time, but now he believes it, because in his current state, he is only one hair away from a monk, and the other is hairless. Whenever the night is quiet, he will always be alone and sulking. You say this What's the matter, at least those monks can still socialize with the nuns, but he can only hug the pillow shirtless, his uncle.

Just yesterday, Li Lanying felt very boring after waking up. No one would talk when he was not at work, and he didn't dare to go out to pick up girls, so he wanted to have some fun. He thought it might be interesting to pick up Liang Yun'er with Zhang Shifei, at least he could Someone talked, so he called Zhang Shifei, but Zhang Shifei told him no, Li Lanying didn't have the nerve to say anything. After hanging up the phone, he could only turn on the computer boringly and search online. some fun.

But he doesn't know, where is the fun on the Internet now? It's either poisonous milk powder or poisonous rice, even the ingredients of his mother's pork hot pot are poisonous, all of which are negative news, which makes him feel aggrieved by such a delicious person. , He thought to himself, what the hell is there to eat in this world now, the ones bought in the market are basically poisonous, and those petitioners, kneeling at the gate of the government and being treated as transparent people, Li Lanying felt so depressed , although he has seen this kind of news before, but at that time he took these things as a joke, but now he can't laugh, because in the past few months, he has personally felt the coldness of the world, He understands that this is not ridiculous, because don't ask for whom the death knell is tolling, because it may ring on everyone's head at any time.

Li Lanying watched these news, and started to curse again, he muttered: How many episodes of the news network will I have to watch to make up for it, so he held a jar of honey in his left hand, turned off 163 with his right hand, thinking Let's watch a video. How could he imagine that as soon as he opened the potato, he saw the video of live bear harvesting bile. This video made his back break out in cold sweat. This is too scary! !

It may be due to the cultivation of immortal bones, he himself has assimilated to a certain extent with the black bear, at this time there is still a spoon in his mouth, looking at those black bears with tubes in their bodies, Li Lanying's whole body is covered Goosebumps, the most irritating thing is that the relevant department of the company said in the back of the video that their black bears are living happily, and to oppose their living bear bile extraction is to oppose the country.

I'll fuck your grandma with a big back of her head! !At that time, Li Lanying couldn't help it when he saw this. He pointed at the computer screen and began to curse.Li Lanying looked at the person in the video, and suddenly felt an urge to become a black bear and block his door. Damn, put a tube in your body and you will be happy!

There is no way, this is a harmonious society. Li Lanying sighed, and couldn't eat any more honey, so he turned off the potatoes again. It was a torture to do nothing. He felt more and more that he was the only one in the house now, and even the The babysitter had already prepared the meal while he was sleeping and left. It was so boring that Li Lanying could only walk around the room in her slippers, going left and right, not knowing what to do when she entered the room. Do something, maybe the sound of a pet dog is like this.

Well, think about it, it’s better when I was in school, Li Lanying sighed, although he didn’t go to school seriously for a few days, at least he didn’t have any troubles at that time, he could eat and play as he wanted, and pick up girls. Just soak it, soak it brightly, and the most important thing is how free it was at that time.

People are often unsatisfied living beings, always complaining about the present and missing the past, Li Lanying is like this, even though he doesn't know, the present will one day become the past, and by that time, will the present still be the same? Worth remembering?
In the end, under all kinds of boredom, Li Lanying had no choice but to use the last means to cut off this vacation, that is to sleep, yes, he thought in his head, if he sleeps until tomorrow, he will have something to do, so he came first When he arrived in the kitchen, he ate a big meal and drank half a bottle of his father's good wine. After the meal, he returned to his room feeling dizzy, and then fell headlong on the bed.

In a daze, he seemed to have a lot of dreams, but those dreams were very vague. In his dreams, he dreamed of many beauties. Those beauties were all wearing very simple clothes, in a field full of big fish. Chasing the naked Li Lanying in the woods, this made Li Lanying so happy that her snot bubbles almost burst out of laughter.

Even though he himself couldn't figure out why he was running, as if his heels were out of control, running like that, even though he was running, how much he wished that a woman could run faster than Liu Xiang and catch up with him Throwing him down, but just when a woman was about to grab him, this damn dream woke up.

He was woken up by being shaken, and in a daze, he couldn't help but raised his head and cursed: "Who, you don't have eyes so much, are you tired and crooked?!"

Zhang Shifei's voice came: "Your uncle, I will, or who do you think it is?"

Yep?Lao Zhang?Li Lanying thought to herself, didn't this grandson go to pick up girls? Why did he come to my house?If ordinary people disturb a fat man's sleep, the fat man will definitely not forgive him lightly, but Zhang Shifei is different. After all, they are each other's only friends. They came from a pair of pants since they were young. They are used to beating and scolding each other. They have never blushed. So he rubbed his eyes, but they didn't open them. They were still closed. At the same time, he said to Zhang Shifei, "Is it dark? How is today? Is everything going well?"

"Why is it getting dark? It's only past seven o'clock." Zhang Shifei said helplessly.

"After seven o'clock?" Li Lanying was stunned. Only then did he realize that his sleeping position was a bit wrong. He was actually sitting, so he opened his eyes. It was in the classroom of the former university, that's right, that classroom of the university. Since he hadn't attended many classes, his desk was closest to the back door, and he was free to come and go.

what 's wrong?Li Lanying was stunned. He blinked his eyes and saw that all the classmates in the teacher were there. The morning light shone in through the window. Everyone was busy, or bragging or playing with their mobile phones. A silly X plugged the MP3 earphones into his ears, and swayed his dyed hair along with the dynamic ethnic style.

This scene is so familiar, maybe this is the only memory of Li Lanying University, following Lao Zhang, in a class with a bunch of stupid students, watching those who are not poor fight for a few bursaries With a broken head, Li Lanying really wanted to spit on their faces with a mouthful of rhubarb phlegm.

But, logically speaking, this is all in the past, they have already graduated, why are they all back again, and, I was sleeping at home with bare buttocks, how could I appear in the well-dressed here?
Zhang Shifei at the side saw Li Lanying in a daze, so he said to him: "Hey, what's the matter, you went to bed early in the morning, did you play too much last night?"

Li Lanying looked at Zhang Shifei, obviously feeling a little unbelievable. He said to Zhang Shifei, "What the hell, how did I get here?"

"I took a taxi, brother." Zhang Shifei said helplessly, "How else can I come here?"

"No, that's not what I meant." After hearing Zhang Shifei's words, Li Lanying thought in her heart, could it be that what she drank at noon yesterday was fake wine, so strong that it made him lose his memory?Then he hurriedly said to him: "I mean, why am I here, and why did they come back, is there a class reunion?"

He spoke very loudly, because he was born with a loud voice. The whole class could hear him, but no one dared to say anything. Maybe they all remembered that Fatty Li was a rascal.

Zhang Shifei blinked his eyes, and then said to Li Lanying: "What kind of class reunion, are you stupid? Ah, why did you appear here? I'm also quite puzzled. Why did you remember to go to school today?"

Learn ass! !Li Lanying didn't understand Zhang Shifei's words at all. In this situation, his general reaction was to slap the table and stand up and shout. Of course, his reaction today was still very ordinary. Right and wrong said: "That's not the problem at all, okay! Why are we back at school, don't we have to go to work today?"

"Go to work?" Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment. He looked at Li Lanying like he was looking at a monster. After watching for a while, he burst out laughing. The little sisters who sing K are waiting for us, but...it's at night, okay?"

"What a fool!!" Li Lanying scolded, "You're serious! What's going on here?"

Zhang Shifei didn't smile this time, but his expression was a little worried. He touched Li Lanying's head and said, "What's the matter? I saw you sleeping on the table when I first came here, and I greeted you and said hello." What am I angry about??"

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