The years I was a birdman

Chapter 210 Fighting
Sleepy?What are you sleepy?
Li Lanying is not like Zhang Shifei who loves to think. It seems that straightforwardness is more suitable for him. Seeing that such a strange thing happened to him after sleeping at home, and that Zhang Shifei was still arguing with him, he couldn't help but A little annoyed, so he scolded Zhang Shifei: "Sleep so stupid! I said split up!! Don't you know?!"

At this time, the whole class fell silent, and the two thieves in the back seemed to be arguing. Who wouldn't want to watch this excitement, but their actions made Li Lanying feel very uncomfortable, and he didn't care how to respond when he was angry When something happened, he immediately showed his true colors, turned his head and shouted at those watching the show: "Look at what the hell, what's so good?! Turn me over!!"

His attitude was very tough, and some boys in the class seemed to feel very embarrassed, so someone stood up and said to Li Lanying: "Look what's wrong!?"

"What's the matter!!" Li Lanying didn't stay in the class for too long when he was in college, so he didn't recognize all these classmates. , undoubtedly added fuel to the flames, so he pointed at that kid and cursed: "Look at what we're talking about, if you don't agree, go out and practice alone!!"

Obviously, Li Lanying was really angry when he couldn't figure out the situation. He looked a bit like the abbot of Shaolin. He just sat down and stared at Li Lanying with sinister eyes.

Li Lanying didn't leave him again, but said to Zhang Shifei: "Tell me, what's going on, can you be happy not to go to work?"

"Who is the split?" Zhang Shifei had a strange expression on his face, and then said to Li Lanying, "Old Li, don't scare me. What's going on? Did you take medicine?"

Hearing what Zhang Shifei said, Li Lanying immediately scolded again: "I knock you off! Don't you know each other? I'm talking about Cui Zuofei!"

Zhang Shifei shrugged, and then said to Li Lanying: "Who is that? Your friend??"

"Are you kidding!!" Li Lanying was about to collapse, but the expression on Zhang Shifei was very serious, it didn't look like he was talking nonsense, Li Lanying had no choice but to grab Zhang Shifei's collar, and then turned to him Said: "This is not funny, Fu Zetang, we have been working there all the time, the egg catcher is here!"

Zhang Shifei let him grab the collar, did not resist, but said to Li Lanying a little dumbfounded: "Boss, you must be sleepy."

I fell asleep?How is this possible! !Seeing what Zhang Shifei said, Li Lanying had no choice but to loosen the collar of his clothes, then sat down on the chair again, lost in thought, why such a strange thing happened after sleeping , Who am I confused? Damn, do I seem to be sleepy?
Thinking of this, Li Lanying patted a young man sitting in front of her. The young man was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't dare to turn around. Li Lanying was already angry, thinking what was going on, even these grandchildren ignored her. Then I won't be a dog and ignore it?So he was not confused, grabbed the young man's clothes and pulled them back fiercely. The young man had to smile wryly. He knew that Li was not easy to bully, so he said to Li Lanying with a smile on his face. : "Brother Li, what's the matter?"

Li Lanying didn't talk nonsense to him, but said to him: "I remember that you are the class monitor, and you are the first one to come every day. Tell me, when did I come?"

Hearing what he said, the young man obviously felt a little aggrieved. Originally, you didn’t remember when you came here, but he didn’t dare to offend Li Lanying, so he had to tell him: “Clothes, clothes, what, you don’t remember gone?"

"Stop talking nonsense, talk quickly!" Li Lanying felt as if he was about to explode, he let go of his hand, and the boy suddenly felt a burst of relief.

Then the guy said to him: "You came here about half an hour ago. You were drunk. You seemed to be drinking. You kicked the door...ah no, you pushed the door. After pushing the door and entering the room, you walked directly to this table. , and fell asleep on my stomach.”

Yep?Is that so?Li Lanying blinked her eyes, and then asked the boy, "Then why are you back at school again? Or did the principal hang up to celebrate the class reunion?"

Hearing what he said, the young man couldn't help looking at Zhang Shifei, Zhang Shifei shrugged at him, so the young man smiled awkwardly, and then said to Li Lanying: "Brother Li, don't be joking, we have not yet Graduation."

Li Lanying was stunned for a moment. He thought to himself, what's the matter? Is it April Fool's Day? Is it Christmas? Is it the [-]th anniversary of Mussolini's birth?Could it be Socrates' mother-in-law's soda sandwich wedding anniversary?Otherwise, he wouldn't be so out of tune, right, it must be like this!
He really couldn't accept this joke, at least as a normal person, he couldn't accept it at all, but the fact was too cruel, so cruel that he couldn't believe it, so he looked at Zhang Shifei again, Zhang Shifei He nodded to him, and then said: "You are really sleepy, buddy."

Dude, you're taking the joke a little too far.

But Li Lanying still didn't believe it, and he said to Zhang Shifei: "Okay, you wait, I'll call the branch, if you let me know that you are fooling me, see if I don't beat you to death!"

After all, Li Lanying took out his mobile phone and flipped through the phone book, but he couldn't find it after searching four or five times, but this was not enough to make the fat man feel discouraged. Fortunately, he still remembered that phone book. The mobile phone number of the other party, so I dialed it while looking at Zhang Shifei, after two beeps, the call was connected, and only heard a friendly female voice from the other side of the phone: "Hello, this is Lily Dumplings Restaurant, do you want to make an order?"

I order your sister! !Li Lanying was about to collapse, and under Zhang Shifei's inexplicable gaze, Li Lanying said to the phone: "I'm looking for a split, how about a split?"

"Uh, okay, can I have a portion of Shuangfeiyan (two roasted squabs) separately? Can I have something else? 32, the Northeast Yijue (stewed eggplant in sauce) made by our family is not bad. How about a portion? If you order it rice."

Li Lanying was silent, could this be a dream?He hung up the phone subconsciously, and pinched his face. It felt very elastic, and his face was painful. It wasn't a dream. So, does this mean that the one he used to be was a dream? ? ?

What the hell is going on in this world? ?

Fuzetang who sells Buddha statues, Mr. Cui with a paralyzed face, Yi Xinxing with a cannon in his right hand, five hundred demon eggs, Ranxi, Chen Tuan, Yingzhou, peacock, black bear, and electric shock , Is it all a dream?
He suddenly felt a mess in his head, so that he temporarily lost his ability to judge. If it was a dream, it would be too real!Li Lanying could even recall the taste of the bamboo shoots she knocked in Yingzhou, but if that wasn't a dream, where would she be now?
Could it be that he crossed over? ?
A very classic line from a certain novel suddenly appeared in Li Lanying's mind: Li Lanying went back to herself and didn't know how old she was anyway, it was the summer when she was in college, she crossed the boundaries of time and space, and stood at the end of time , facing the past that once made him burst into tears, how will Li Lanying regain regret step by step, and draw a brilliant arc like an eagle like a falcon in this era?
There is no mistake! !How could it be possible to cross over! !How could it be so out of tune! !The tragic Li Lanying, he was not like Zhang Shifei at all, this fat man's brain capacity was not very big, and under the sudden stimulation and wild thinking, the inside of his head was even more chaotic like a ball of jujube rice pudding.

What's the matter? He lay on the table and scratched his hair fiercely with his hands. Zhang Zhengfei couldn't see it, so he sat beside him and said to him: "What's the matter with you?" , Why did you come to school today? Did something happen to you? They are all brothers. If you hide something from me, don’t blame me for turning your face?!"

Hearing what Zhang Shifei said, Li Lanying turned her head to look at him, only to see that Zhang Shifei was wearing a flirty bag, exactly what he was wearing when he was in college, Li Lanying smiled wryly, feeling a little more at ease in her heart, He thought in his heart, forget it, anyway, now that Lao Zhang is by his side, he can do whatever he likes.

He is a person who hates complicated things. In fact, it doesn't matter to him which one is a dream, at least it is real now, so he shook his head and said to Zhang Shifei: "No, I just did a dream. Dream, dream..."

"Let's talk about it later." Zhang Shifei interrupted him, and then said to him with a smile: "I think you've been chasing girls and drinking all day, and you've ruined your body. How about you, come work with me?"

"Work?" Li Lanying was stunned for a moment, and then said to Zhang Shifei, "Do you still have a job?"

Zhang Shifei smiled after hearing what he said, and at the same time walked to the corner where he picked up a toolbox and two fishing rods, and then said to Li Lanying, "Of course, otherwise, what would I do at school?"

Halo, it turned out that the grandson wanted to go fishing. Li Lanying finally remembered that Zhang Shifei, a birdman, threw a large number of fry and fish in the artificial lake of the school when he was in college, and then squatted by the lake to fish all day long.

Sure enough, is this really true? Li Lanying sighed. Anyway, his mind is messed up now. Instead of staying in this teacher who can drive people crazy, it would be better to go to the lake and breathe. Fresh air, so he nodded, then lit a cigarette, got up and followed Zhang Shifei and pushed open the back door. Before going out, Li Lanying subconsciously looked back and saw the classmate at this time The hustle and bustle had resumed, and those people looked at him as if they were a monster, which made Li Lanying very upset, especially the kid who was scolded by him just now was still looking at Li Lanying with a vicious face.

"Look at your uncle." Li Lanying gave the boy a middle finger helplessly, then turned around and followed Zhang Shifei out of the teaching building.

Their school environment is not bad. Compared with ordinary universities, it looks much more elegant and bookish. It seems that it is summer at this time. There are colorful flowers on both sides of the path, dotted with flamboyant bees and butterflies. The two After walking for about 5 minutes, I arrived at the artificial lake. Zhang Shifei was fishing next to a big willow tree. The sun umbrella and small folding stool were placed there in advance. Sitting on the small folding stool, he opened the toolbox, adjusted the drift, baited and cast the hook.

Li Lanying sat on the ground leaning on the big willow tree, looking at the sparkling artificial lake, he still couldn't integrate himself into the present reality. Could it be that it was really a dream? Li Lanying smiled wryly, maybe it really is, this world How could there be ghosts and monsters in the world, the egg-returning monster, alas, these are too fake, just like the plot in a novel, two foolish men were somehow involved in a farce to save the world In the middle, Li Lanying thought of this, smiled at herself, then sighed, and thought again, if this dream could have an ending, it would be great.

Forget it, a dream is a dream after all, why bother to worry about the ending? Li Lanying thought about it and figured it out. Zhang Shifei on the other side saw the fat man frowning and smirking for a while, so he put down his fishing rod and said with some concern: "I said, Lao Li, what's the matter with you, don't scare me and tell you."

When Zhang Shifei said this, his expression was serious, because he has a brother Li Lanying, and it is harmless to fight with each other and scold the ancestors, but when things happen, they are still reliable. Li Lanying saw that Zhang Shifei cared He didn't think about anything else, he waved his hand at Zhang Shifei, and said, "It's okay, I just had a dream, it was a dream of the old elder, don't talk about it, come on, give me a dream." Pole, I’ll go fishing if I’m bored.”

Seeing what he said, Zhang Shifei didn't pay much attention to it. Anyway, he had a lot of fishing rods, so he made up a hand rod and handed it to him. The fat man said that the earthworm was caught on the hook, and he flicked it, and the fishing line flew away. In the distance, Li Lanying fell into the calm artificial lake with a sound of dripping. Li Lanying sat on the ground, holding the fishing rod in her hand, but she didn't know what she was thinking.

Time passed by, and after a while, Zhang Shifei seemed to feel bored, so he asked Li Lanying: "I said, Lao Li, what dream did you have just now, it can make you like that, tell me about it. chant."

Li Lanying thought for a while, then smiled wryly at Zhang Shifei, and said at the same time: "I just now, that dream was very strange. First, I dreamed that we were peeing under the electric pole, and finally conducted electricity, and it was also because of this. What is it called?" Yingzhou, and both of us have become beasts."

"You just turned into a beast." Zhang Shifei smiled and cursed at the fat man, "Your dream is truly endless."

Li Lanying also smiled. He looked at the slightly trembling fish float on the lake, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Isn't it? Dreaming, I can't control it, but in that dream, I became a a black bear, and you become a long-tailed chicken."

"You're a chicken." Zhang Shifei poohed at Li Lanying, Li Lanying smiled, and now he didn't have the pleasure of scolding Zhang Shifei, but just smiled at him and said: "It's true, in the dream we were still together. When I met an old lamp, he said that he was a fairy, and then taught us how to become human."

Zhang Shifei was delighted when he heard it. He put down his fishing rod, and said to Li Lanying, "Your dream is really interesting. It might be good to write a book."

"It's not bad, it's so ridiculous, I can believe it's true in my dream." Li Lanying sighed, and just after he finished speaking, he saw the fish float on the lake suddenly sink, and the fish came!Li Lanying hastily pulled the net on the handle, and at the same time a heavy feeling came from the hand, the tattered cotton leather boots were brought out of the water.

Li Lanying held the fishing line, and said to Zhang Shifei, "I really don't understand why there are cotton shoes in the artificial lake?"

Zhang Shifei smiled, and then said to him: "Normal, why don't you throw those bastards in there... By the way, continue talking, and what happened next, what did you dream about?"

"These unqualified students." Li Lanying said while throwing the leather boot back into the lake again. With a bang, a lot of water splashed up. After fixing the handle again, Li Lanying continued to talk to Zhang Shifei. Out of what he had encountered in his dream, he said to Zhang Shifei: "Later, it was even more bizarre later on, saying that we returned to Harbin and were threatened by a branch with facial paralysis. Mr. Yin Yang, what kind of saviors are we, let us kill monsters?"

"...It's really out of the question." Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying, and then said to him: "Did you usually watch too many TV dramas or novels, so you have this kind of dream."

Li Lanying shook her head, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "How is it possible, you know me well, I don't even read comics."

Zhang Shifei replied with a smile: "That's right, it's fine, don't think about it, it's all a dream."

Hearing what he said, Li Lanying nodded. Indeed, it is all a dream, so don’t worry about it anymore. In fact, this is not bad. If it really looks like it is in the dream, how tiring it is, and you still save the world, who do you love? It is up to whoever saves.

But even though he said so, Li Lanying was still not very energetic, not a single fish was hooked, and Li Lanying wondered if all these fish were also asleep.

Time continued to pass minute by minute, and the two of them chatted without saying a word. Most of the time, Li Lanying still looked at her float, her heart was blank, she didn't know what to think, and her heart was empty. Damn, this feeling is terribly disgusting, shit, it would be great if someone with no eyesight came out and let me beat him up, Li Lanying thought to himself.

Just when it was staring at the writing on the artificial lake in a daze, suddenly, a big rock flew over from nowhere and hit Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's floats directly. With a bang, the lake surface was smashed out. Boss Ripple, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were furious! !

This is really what you say, Li Lanying thought in his heart, he immediately stood up, then turned around and cursed: "Damn, who, do you have eyes, don't you watch fishing!?"

But as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a sense of ominous premonition. He frowned, and saw about 20 or so people appeared in the direction behind him, all holding pick handles and the like in their hands. Seeing this scene, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying still had time to fish, so they dropped their fishing rods and faced those people.

Li Lanying knew the one at the front of the crowd, but he didn't know his name, because this grandson was the grandson he scolded in the class just now. I saw that guy come forward, and then sneered at Li Lanying He said, "I heard you're crazy?"

It's none of your business whether I'm crazy or not, Li Lanying snorted coldly, and said to the guy, "What do you mean?"

The young man shook his head, continued to sneer and said, "It's boring, you just scolded me, shouldn't you apologize?"

Apologize?Li Lanying also sneered. He put on a rascal expression, and then said to the young man, "Apologize? I don't know how to do it. How about you teach me?"

The man's face suddenly became gloomy, and he pointed at Li Lanying's face and shouted: "Li Lanying, right? I know you. I heard that you are very good in this school. Let me tell you, don't think that there are two Stinky money is a big deal, if you don't apologize for today's incident, you don't want to walk out of the school!"

While he was speaking, the group of people behind him raised their pick handles as if they were about to strike. Seeing this, Zhang Shifei whispered to Li Lanying: "Old Li, I can't bear it this time. It was you who started the fight." Those who scold others, a good man will not suffer from being dumb, or just give him an apology."

At first, Li Lanying didn't think much of it. If the boy came by himself, Li Lanying would really apologize to him, but he didn't expect that he would attract so many people, which made Li Lanying a little unacceptable, right? em!
The self-willedness in Li Lanying's bones came out again, and he cursed at the kid: "Fuck you, let me apologize, it's impossible, you're so awesome, you challenge me one-on-one, are you a man?!"

"One-on-one?" The guy laughed, then pointed at Li Lanying and said, "We are the ones picking you, idiot." After the guy finished speaking, the group of people behind him laughed.

At that time, Li Lanying was angry, and vented out together with the disgust in his heart just now. He didn't say anything, and just went up and kicked the boy. He kicked and rolled his eyes, seeing that the young man was injured, and there were several good people behind him, so he couldn't help it, and yelled at Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei and hit them.

Fortunately, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying fought a lot since they were young, so there was no chaos. They stood back to back, and Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly at Li Lanying and said, "This fight is impossible, let's run away." .”

Li Lanying nodded, and then said to him: "Just adapt to the situation."

While speaking, he flew forward and kicked again, kicking the kid who rushed to the front to the ground, then quickly picked up the pickaxe handle that the kid dropped on the ground, roared and hit those people !
Li Lanying was already aggrieved in his heart, and now he just found an outlet, so he thought about fighting hard, but he didn't understand that this fight would be the one he regretted most in his life. As for how to regret it, Let's listen to the next chapter.

(End of this chapter)