The years I was a birdman

Chapter 232 The Old Lady on the Wall

"You want to know the specific practice matters?" Yi Xinxing frowned.

Zhang Shifei nodded, and then said to Yi Xinxing, "Well, can you tell me?"

Yi Xinxing took a puff of the cigarette, and then yawned again, not wanting to choke the cigarette into his throat, which caused the sad young man to retch.

The smoke almost choked out his tears, and while wiping the corners of his eyes, he said to Zhang Shifei, "I don't know where I'm going."

Zhang Shifei frowned, and then said to him, "You don't know?"

"Of course." That Yi Xinxing threw away half of his cigarette, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Old Cui is full of ghost ideas, besides, I am not in the same department as you, I am I'm good at scientific research, Qimen Dunjia, etc., but you seem to be playing monsters, aren't you a shemale?"

"...You are a shemale." Zhang Shifei said speechlessly.

Yi Xinxing chuckled, as if he knew he was wrong, so he said to Zhang Shifei: "Wrong, you are not a ladyboy, you are a demon."

Well, without a good word, that Zhang Shifei sighed, thinking that he probably couldn't get anything out of this idiot, this Yi Xinxing's character Zhang Shifei is quite familiar, I have known him for such a long time, and I haven't seen him He told a lie once, no matter what it was, he always said one thing and another, now that he said he didn't know, he probably really didn't know.

Forget it, let's go back to sleep, what's the rest of the love, anyway, I'm so fleshy now, what else can I do, thinking of this, Zhang Shifei also stubbed out the cigarette, then stood up and faced Yi Xinxing Said: "Then, I will go back first."

Yi Xinxing nodded to him, and then said: "Well, you, don't think about it, I understand Lao Cui's character, he will scare you in many things, but you have to be mentally prepared, if you don't Unexpectedly, your practice will start tomorrow night."

Zhang Shifei walked to the door, and after hearing what Yi Xinxing said, he responded, and then said, "Understood, brother Yi, you should rest earlier."

"I'm so busy, I wish I could rest." Yi Xinxing took out a magnifying glass from his box as he spoke, and began to overhaul his artificial hand. This old Yi seems to have some obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he plays with it every day these days He has a fake hand, and he doesn't know why.

When Zhang Zhengfei walked out of the door, he heard the phone ringing again, and at the same time, Lao Yi's voice came: "Hi, may I ask, Xiaohong? What Xiaohong? Don't call me brother, are you Xiaorong's sister?" Ah, I don’t want special clothes... I said no, why are you still bargaining with me! What is three hundred for a day and three thousand five for a month? I don’t understand it at all!”

Zhang Shifei understands the daily package, which is really on par with China Mobile. The [-]-day package, and the two-way charge is [-] yuan each, but this is the first time he heard about the monthly package. Outside the door, Zhang Shifei shook his head. I sighed in my heart, this is really a temple little demon, I didn't expect that there is a monthly package service in this tiny place in Longjiang County.

He smiled wryly, and then walked back to his room. Cai Handong was already asleep, Zhang Shifei turned off the light, and lay down on the bed. Only then did he realize what a small county town is.

It was so quiet, it was like being in the mountains, there was no sound at all, Zhang Shifei covered his head with the quilt, the bed was very soft, but he was not used to sleeping, his head was turning over and over thinking about various things, thinking about it Tired of thinking, he fell asleep.

Around seven o'clock in the morning, Zhang Shifei only felt that the quilt on his body was lifted up. He was so frightened that he jumped up in a hurry. When he opened his eyes, he saw that Mr. Cui was standing on his bed. Before, it was obvious that he was in a good mood today, the corner of his mouth on that side of his face almost reached his ear, and he said to Zhang Shifei, "Master, it's time for breakfast."

He slept very late last night, less than five hours in total. Zhang Shifei is still in a daze. Seeing Mr. Cui's kind attitude, he followed him and said, "Master, do you want to sleep a little longer?"

"Young master, don't pretend to be a fool." Mr. Cui scolded: "Get up quickly, or I will give you to the pig first."

Well, let's get up, Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, and then picked up his pants. When he was putting on the pants, he found that the pants were a little loose. Only then did he notice that it wasn't that the pants were loose, but that he had lost weight.

I haven't paid attention to it these days, probably because there are too many things, Zhang Shifei sighed, and then thought to himself, it seems that this is really a great way to lose weight, or if you say you are fat, you will be sad all day long Yes, he lost weight naturally, Cai Handong woke up early, this grandson, he slept quite peacefully last night.

After breakfast, Mr. Cui led them to his home.

This is the first time for the three of them to come to Mr. Cui's hometown. There is a small tile-roofed house, a small yard, and a small vegetable garden in the yard. It looks quite comfortable. Mr. Cui's grandma looks very strong. Seeing the three people coming, he smiled and greeted them to enter the house, and then made tea for them.

Before coming, the three of them bought fruit for Mr. Cui's grandma, and the happy old lady could not close her mouth from ear to ear. When it was lunch time, the three of them ate authentic stewed pork ribs with beans.

Not to mention, if you want to talk about this dish, it is really fragrant from the big pot. The coal in the stove pit is burning red, and the few people have a big appetite. Drinking beer and eating meat, it is obviously moist.

After the meal, they helped remove the bowls and chopsticks. Yi Xinxing and the others sat on the sofa and watched TV. As soon as Zhang Shifei sat down, Mr. Cui patted his shoulder calmly. Mr. Cui motioned him to follow. So Zhang Shifei got up and followed Mr. Cui into the courtyard.

"Why are you splitting up?" Zhang Shifei asked after seeing Mr. Cui's mysterious behavior.

Seeing that he was holding a bottle of white wine and a roast chicken in his hand, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, does this grandson want to drink more with me if he hasn't had enough?Unexpectedly, Mr. Cui said to him: "Just follow me, there is so much nonsense."

After all, he came to the barn at the innermost part of the yard. This barn looked dilapidated enough. Mr. Cui pulled out the lock, and then pushed the door to signal Zhang Shifei to come in with him.

As soon as he entered the room, Zhang Shifei felt a coolness, and at the same time, goosebumps appeared all over his body. The coolness was not caused by the temperature. Zhang Shifei sniffed and smelled a faint fragrance. , This is the smell of offering incense, the same as in Fuzetang.

How can there be a very familiar feeling?Zhang Shifei was stunned for a while, and then he started to look at the warehouse. He saw that there were not too many sundries in it, but there was a lot of space. Zhang Shifei didn't know what the hell Mr. Cui was doing with the boxy box, but he didn't say anything, because once he entered the room, he felt a little uncomfortable.

Seeing that Mr. Cui raised the red cloth with both hands, Zhang Shifei saw clearly what was inside. It turned out that there was something like red paper pasted on the wall. Under the red paper, there were several small plates containing meat and vegetable tributes. , The glass should be filled with white wine.

On the piece of red paper was written in large characters with a brush: Huang Santai's position as a grandma.

Huang Santai milk?Zhang Shifei blinked his eyes, not knowing who it was at all. He saw that Mr. Cui placed the roast chicken on a plate, opened the white wine, and poured three glasses of wine. After he glanced at Zhang Shifei, he said Facing the red paper, he said to himself, "You should always come out."

Who are you always?At the moment when Zhang Shifei was in a daze, he only felt the temperature in the room drop again, and at the same time a sharp voice sounded: "Who am I? It turns out that you, a junior, have returned."

Damn, who's talking?Zhang Shifei was taken aback immediately, and then looked around, but he didn't see anyone at all, which was too weird, obviously the voice came from this room, it was shrill, like an old lady.

This can't be Cui's ventriloquism played separately, right? !Zhang Shifei swallowed, and at this moment, Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to the red paper: "Isn't it just me? You are so nice, have you eaten yet?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the voice sounded again, only to see the voice snorted, and then said: "It's useless to ask, isn't this waiting for your filial piety?"

Who is it!Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui. At this moment, he suddenly felt that the wall in front of Mr. Cui was strange. It was originally a rough cement wall, the kind that was not even scratched by Dabai, but in an instant, There was a painting on the wall.

That's right, it's just a painting, or a shadow. It was blurry at first, but it gradually became clear. It was an old lady in a black padded jacket, with her legs crossed, taking shape slowly. What's even more outrageous was it It turned from flat to three-dimensional little by little, and floated out from the wall!

"Monster!" Zhang Shifei yelled suddenly, and at the same time it shuddered all over. What's going on?There are monsters in Mr. Cui's house!
"What monster!" Mr. Cui glared at him, and then said to him, "This is your grandma."

What is too milky?Zhang Shifei calmed down a little bit. Although the sudden shock did startle him, he must know that he is also a monster, so he was able to calm down quickly.

At this time, the old lady had completely floated out of the concrete wall, and she was sitting cross-legged in mid-air, then looked at Zhang Zhengfei, and said to Mr. Cui: "Who is this little chick?" ?”

chick?How am I like a little chicken!Seeing the old lady's harsh words, Zhang Shifei felt a little unhappy, but Mr. Cui smiled, and saw him say to the old lady: "My grandma has good eyesight, this is the person who is asked to take care of me."

After Mr. Cui finished speaking, the old lady gave a forehead, and then said to Mr. Cui: "I said, you can see me."

After finishing speaking, it just sat in mid-air like this, and slowly floated to the front of the altar, then reached out and grabbed the roast chicken, bit off the neck of the roast chicken at the same time, and put the chicken head on the altar. He kept sucking it in his mouth, it seemed delicious, and he ignored Mr. Cui at all.

Mr. Cui didn't get annoyed when he arrived, he just stood by and watched. Zhang Shifei took advantage of this gap and whispered to Mr. Cui, "What's going on?"

Mr. Cui replied in a low voice: "My old fairy, I brought you here today to ask her for an idea."

The old fairy of Mr. Cui's family, that is, the wild fairy mentioned before, is also called Baojiaxian because he often lives in Mr. Cui's home. He is the most mysterious lineage in the Northeast demon culture. This old lady is the source of the ability of Mr. Cui's black nails on his right hand. Of course, he also knew about these things later, but that is after all a matter of the future, so I won't talk about it here for the time being.

But when the old lady finished gnawing the chicken head, she picked up the wine again, poured three glasses of wine on her face, and she let out a soft sigh after drinking it all. Then he said to Mr. Cui, "If you have anything to say, just tell me. I don't know you yet. Why are you begging me this time?"

Then Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to the old lady: "My grandma is really clever, I can't hide anything from you."

"That's right." The old lady waved her hand, and then said to Mr. Cui, "Since when did you become so talkative, hurry up, I'm in a good mood while you're too milky."

When Mr. Cui saw what it said, he didn't play tricks anymore, he said to the old lady: "It's such a grandma, I'm coming back this time, I have some personal business to do, one is to come and see you The old man, the second is to bring this stinky boy to recognize the door, after all, his identity is quite special."

Speaking of this, Mr. Cui said to the right and wrong: "Kneel down, kowtow to this grandma, say grandma is good."

Zhang Shifei frowned. It's not a Chinese New Year or a festival, what's the point?And it was to an old lady who had just met, but he saw that Mr. Cui was staring at him, so he had no choice but to do so, knelt down, and said weakly to the old lady: "Grandma... okay."

The old lady snorted, then nodded, and said lightly: "Okay, get up."

Zhang Shifei stood up, only to see that Mr. Cui said: "Too grandma, do you think this kid's aptitude is very good?"

The old lady clicked her lips, and then said to Mr. Cui: "It's not bad, it's much better than you."

Hearing what he said, Mr. Cui was not unhappy, but happy. He said again: "I just hope that he can be better than me. By the way, look at his current morality, he can't understand the fundamentals at all. I have a fairy bone but don't know how to use it, do you think you can pass it on to him?"

Damn, it turned out to be like this. Zhang Shifei suddenly realized that Mr. Cui said he wanted him to practice because he wanted the old lady to teach him. Then Zhang Shifei took a closer look at the old lady. She looked old and sharp. The mouth is waiting, although there is a monster on his body, but it is not too strong.

Does it really have the ability to teach itself?

When the old lady heard what Mr. Cui said, she smiled, and then pointed to Mr. Cui's nose and said: "You, you, I said that this roast chicken is not free, right, wait for me here Ah, you are a young man, you are really not authentic, your elder brother has great supernatural powers, how can I teach this kid, I see, you want me to help you guide the way."

"Hey." That Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "Don't you know my elder brother's temper? So I would like to invite you...".

After thinking for a while, the old lady said, "Forget it, let me do something for the common people in the Northeast. Hey, come here, young man."

Mr. Cui signaled Zhang Shifei to hurry up, and Zhang Shifei stepped forward, only to see the old lady put her hand into her sleeve and took out something. Seeing that the old lady grabbed a handful of ashes from the incense burner on the altar table at the side, rubbed the hair and ashes in her palm, then handed the right and wrong sheet to him, and said to him: "You take this It can save your life at a critical moment."

Zhang Shifei took the thing, and saw that the incense ash had covered the hair, and the shape looked like a piece of burnt coal. Naturally, he didn't understand what it was, but Mr. Cui said happily: " Thank you so much, I feel relieved now, Xiao Zhang, why don't you thank me quickly?"

Zhang Shifei really couldn't see how precious this thing is, but he still said haha ​​and said thank you, the old lady waved to the two of them, and then said: "Okay, don't mess with these fake things. , Is there anything else, can I go back?"

"Then the two of us won't bother you to rest, and I'll honor you later." Mr. Cui's tone was rarely respectful. Zhang Shifei didn't say anything, and saw the old lady slowly float into the wall again, and then disappeared. Mr. Cui didn't speak any more, but walked out the door with Zhang Shifei.

The two squatted in front of the vegetable garden, Mr. Cui lit a cigarette, and Zhang Shifei said to him: "What's going on, you won't let it teach me?"

Mr. Cui smiled mysteriously, then reached out and picked a persimmon from a tomato seedling in the vegetable field, just wiped it with his sleeve, took a big bite, and said to Zhang Shifei while chewing: "I don't even know how to eat it." I didn't want it to teach you, I just wanted to ask you for something in your hand."

"What are you talking about?" Zhang Shifei shook the stone in his hand, and then said to Mr. Cui, "What's the use of this? Can it strengthen my fairy bones?"

Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said to this right and wrong: "No, this thing is medicine, it can save your life in a critical moment, so I can rest assured that you can practice."

Hearing what he said, Zhang Shifei said to him anxiously: "But what did you ask me to do, you should be able to tell me now, right?"

Mr. Cui hurriedly said to him: "Keep your voice down, I'm afraid others won't hear it or something, squat down quickly, and I'll tell you now."

Zhang Shifei squatted next to Mr. Cui, and Mr. Cui told Zhang Shifei his plan. It turned out that Mr. Cui had already found a master who could train Zhang Shifei, but Mr. Cui said, who The uncle has a very violent temper. If he is not careful, Zhang Shifei is very likely to be thrown into the river and drowned. Therefore, Mr. Cui first asked for a life-saving medicine for him, which is the one in Zhang Shifei's hand. A lump of charcoal, it is said that if the danger comes, all you have to do is crush it.

Zhang Shifei nodded, and then asked Mr. Cui: "Where is that man, how can I find him?"

After he finished speaking, Mr. Cui took another bite of the tomato, and then pointed to the bicycle in the corner of the yard.Said: "Its dojo is far away, you have to go there by bicycle, it's by a small river, and, to show sincerity, you can only go there by yourself, and leave in the afternoon, understand?"

Zhang Shifei nodded half-understanding, then Mr. Cui said to him again: "Lao Yi and I will go to the Buddhist temple to meet the old monk in the afternoon. Remember, after seeing that person, you must put your phone on the ground. Don’t forget this point, well, now it’s time to tell you the precautions, although it’s a bit like cheating, but I can’t control too much now.”

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