The years I was a birdman

Chapter 233
You ride this fierce pedal [-], go out and ride westward, don’t stop, if after about an hour, you see a crematorium, it proves that you are on the right road, keep riding , the toll booth does not charge you for bicycles. If you travel fast, it will take about three hours to arrive. You will see a big river. Go down the road on the right hand side of the river. Don’t forget to lock it. Bicycle, or maybe some old lady digging wild vegetables will steal this car... Hell, it's far away, you keep walking along the river, don't stop, until you see a big tree that is half dead, I The master recommended to you is under that tree, and the rest, you can only settle down to your destiny.

I am your second uncle!Zhang Shifei smiled wryly. At this time, he was riding a bicycle along the road westward. It was already past four o'clock in the afternoon. He recalled what Mr. Cui had said to him just now.

Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, this split is too irresponsible, he just gave him a way, but he didn't tell her the exact location, how should he find this unfamiliar place?
The most irritating thing is their attitude. Zhang Shifei sighed, and then remembered what those three people said to him when he went out just now. After Mr. Cui told him some so-called "cheating with a teacher" method, he didn't care anymore. He, just told him to pay attention to safety, use that piece of ash charcoal as it should be used, anyway, it’s useless to save it for the future, Cai Handong didn’t say anything, he was an outsider after all, he didn’t know what was going on, he was so easy to be very enthusiastic, In front of Mr. Cui's house, he unscrewed the mineral water in his hand, held it with both hands, and said to Zhang Shifei solemnly and solemnly: "Strong man, please drink up this bottle of water and wine and go on the road!"

Water and wine, if you can find a little bit of alcohol in it, wouldn't all the drivers on this road have to be fined to death by the traffic police?Zhang Shifei was helpless, thinking why he felt like he was about to go to the execution ground.

It's really nervous to act alone, but the three grandsons are not. Their expressions are laughing, as if they are going on an outing, but after all, there is no way to do it, because Zhang Shifei is the only one who needs to practice. .

Thinking about why he became stronger, Zhang Shifei's complaints were much less. He rode this bicycle with a lot of paint worn off and a rattling chain, all the way west.

At the beginning of the journey, there was no good scenery at all. For Zhang Shifei, who grew up in a big city, it was really a scumbag place, with small bungalows on both sides and occasional shops. But the plaque has faded to the point where it is almost impossible to see what is written on it. The dust is so heavy that the trees on both sides can't stop it. There is a gust of hot wind blowing on the face, and even the sweat that flows down is almost black. up.

It's really hot, it's really his uncle's fault, and occasionally he will drive past a few three-wheeled vehicles, that is, four-wheeled vehicles. During these 40 minutes or so, he did see a small river, but it was obviously not the one that Mr. Cui mentioned, because there was a vocational high school beside the small river, and those high school students were chattering, Zhang Shifei was really I don't understand why they are so happy, maybe this is the age when they should be happy.

The weather was hot, the environment was not good, and I was still very scared in my head. In addition, this broken bicycle was too difficult to ride. Zhang Shifei was very upset, so he stopped and walked into a restaurant called ' In the dilapidated grocery store of Kwangil', I bought a bottle of Pepsi that looked like it appeared last winter, and after I went out, I unscrewed it and drank it.

Guangri Food Store, the name is really domineering. Zhang Shifei wiped his sweat, then looked at the broken plaque for about 5 minutes, and finally realized that it was called 'Guangming Food Store'. But the moon character on the plaque is gone, Zhang Shifei sighed, unexpectedly this small grocery store also follows the work and rest habits of human beings, when the light of the day is not there, it will be the time of day what?I admire you.

Admiration is all admiration, in fact, this is just Zhang Shifei's way of decompression in his heart, because as early as half a month ago, Mr. Cui told him about the danger of this practice, although he said he was not afraid, but He is not afraid, only he can know, now that this moment is coming soon, how can he not murmur in his heart?

He looked at the plastic bag on the handlebar of the bicycle, which was filled with boiled eggs. It was given to him by Mr. Cui, and he subconsciously touched his pocket again. Lying there quietly, fortunately, Mr. Cui told him what to do, he thought to himself, so he drank the Coke in a big gulp, then got up and stepped on the bicycle again, and continued on the road.

After about 20 minutes like this, the houses on both sides of the road began to gradually decrease, replaced by trees, big trees, it would be great if there were such tall trees on the road in Harbin, Zhang Shifei thought, full of The big tree in the bird's nest blocks the sun, it is not so hot, and the dust is much less.

Fortunately, the road is still a concrete road, otherwise it would be enough for him. The coolness made his mood better, so he stared at it even more desperately. After a while, he saw that the trees on the right hand side were reduced. At the end of the day, Zhang Shifei looked around, and saw a crooked door appearing there, the funeral parlor.

It seems that he went the right way, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, there really is a crematorium here, although he doesn't understand why the door of this crematorium is crooked, but these have nothing to do with him, after confirming the direction, he will go to the crematorium. All the way forward without making any stops, it seems that this is nonsense, who wants to stop at the entrance of the crematorium?
This road is getting better and better. As we walked, Zhang Shifei thought that there were no houses on both sides of the road, as if the suburbs had fallen, and there were even fewer cars. It took a few minutes to pass one. It was full of unknown wild flowers, and Zhang Shifei never forgot the smell until a long time later. The smell of the leaves was mixed with the fragrance of the flowers. Looking at the road that could not be seen, Zhang Shifei felt that if he hadn’t already known that there was a If the old monster is waiting to be conquered by himself, the atmosphere now really has a taste of wandering around the world.

Let's continue on the road. Zhang Shifei lit a cigarette and dropped it in his mouth without stopping. At around four o'clock in the afternoon, a toll booth finally appeared in front of him. Zhang Shifei was secretly happy, knowing that it was not far away. Sure enough, the staff at the toll booth did not charge him. Zhang Shifei felt that these people were actually very particular, but after thinking about it, he smiled wryly. What's the difference?
No matter, let's continue walking. After exiting the toll booth, Zhang Shifei is facing a straight road, and the two sides suddenly open up. The road is higher than the land on both sides, like a wide road. Like a big bridge, Zhang Shifei speeded up, and when the sun was about to set, he finally saw a big river.
This river is really quite big, but crooked and glistening, it looks like a big snake or a big dragon. Zhang Shifei sighed in his heart, it's here, it's really here this time.

So, after he rode to the place by the river, he got off the bike and locked the bike without listening to the other guy's words. In his eyes, it's no wonder someone stole this broken bike. He was exhausted, so it was worth it, so he took the plastic bag, stepped over the roadside guardrail, and slid down slowly. After picking up some weeds, Zhang Shifei adjusted his posture and walked all the way down the river.

This walk took a long time, until the land under his feet turned into river sand and the surrounding area was deserted, Zhang Shifei finally saw the half-dead tree that Mr. Cui said.

Damn, don't tell me, half of this tree is really withered, and it's still neat, just like the one that was cut by a knife. Half of it is only dry branches, while the other half is lush. Abnormal, as if someone had pruned it, Zhang Shifei could vaguely see that there were two 'people' under the tree, so he gulped, did it really come this time?

Zhang Shifei was not in a hurry, he looked around first, and then realized that he was now in the wilderness, the real wilderness, even the road could not be seen, only the river flowing around Zhang Shifei adjusted his breathing, took another deep breath, and walked towards the tree.

Under the tree, there were really two people sitting, as if they were playing chess, but Zhang Shifei knew that these two people were not actually human beings.

They, or it, belong to the monsters who have become climate, and they are also ruthless characters.

This is what Mr. Cui said to Zhang Shifei. Before leaving, Mr. Cui told Zhang Shifei that the one who can teach him the fairy bones is this monster. The name of this monster is 'Chang Tianqing'. It is said that it is a big black snake. .

In fact, when Zhang Shifei heard the word 'black snake', Zhang Shifei thought of Mr. Cui's arm. Maybe it has something to do with it, but Mr. Cui didn't say anything, and Zhang Shifei didn't ask.

Mr. Cui just told Zhang Shifei how to get this monster to help him.

It turns out that this monster named Chang Tianqing has a rather weird personality, it is simply ferocious and withdrawn. As a wild fairy, it has never dealt with other wild fairies, and it is not like ordinary wild fairies. The folks are looking for their own ashram, but they just live in seclusion beside the river named 'Xiaobaifen'.

However, Mr. Cui said that Chang Tianqing's method is indeed first-class, and it can be ranked in the entire Northeast. Three points, simply, this boss belongs to the idle cloud wild crane, people do not offend me, I will not offend, if people offend me, I will cut off his sons, kill his grandchildren and dig down his ancestral graves, as long as it does not cause trouble, let it go.

Mr. Cui also told Zhang Shifei that this Master Chang had an odd personality, and he had no heirs, nor had he accepted any disciples. His only hobby was playing chess with his own tail to pass the time.

At that time Zhang Shifei was stunned, playing chess with his own tail?How to download this?Mr. Cui smiled wryly at that time, and then said to Zhang Shifei, this is what is so special about Chang Tianqing, he is so cruel to himself, let alone to the enemy, so, you have to be careful, you must do what I said Do it, or you will really die.

At that time, Mr. Cui said to Zhang Shifei, after you saw Chang Tianqing, if nothing unexpected happened, it should be playing chess with its own tail. Remember, you must never interrupt, otherwise , you will die worse than beating the chairman's daughter. Wait a minute, I will give you a bag of boiled eggs, two glasses and a bottle of wine. When you see them, don't say anything, just Stand aside, pour wine for the two of them, watch them eat eggs, remember to fill up the wine glass as soon as it is empty, and you have to remember, it must be the deity who eats a lot, and when they both finish eating, kneel down On the ground, you can answer whatever it asks you. If I guess correctly, it should let you guess which of them is the real body and which is the tail. When you get here, you have to pay attention. Remember, you have a face It's the tail, understand?

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei swallowed, and at the same time subconsciously grasped the plastic bag in his hand. Although he couldn't understand the meaning of the phrase "the one with the face is the tail", he thought to himself, it's all here One step, I can only do as you said, otherwise, what else can I do?I hope you don't play with me this time, brother!

So, after mustering up his courage, he raised his feet and walked gently to the tree. Fortunately, it was sandy river, and his feet were very soft when stepped on, so there was no sound. Soon, Zhang Shifei came Under the tree, until then, he could clearly see the two guys sitting under the tree.

I saw that these two guys were wearing black padded jackets. One of them was a middle-aged man with a crew cut, a thin face, an aquiline nose, and pale skin. He was sitting cross-legged in front of a chessboard, which he said was a chessboard. In fact, it is just a thing drawn on the ground with a branch, with a few rows of gravel arranged on it, which can be regarded as a chess piece. If you say that this person is really fierce, Zhang Shifei felt a strong oppression before he approached. Feeling, as if the demonic aura on this guy's body could not be suppressed anymore, it just sat quietly like this, and there was a vague black air floating on the net above its head, Zhang Shifei understood why this tree Half of them withered, and their feelings were smoked by this evil spirit!
How strong is this?Zhang Shifei swallowed, and thought to himself, sure enough, the ones who were recommended separately were all ruthless characters. Looking at the other one, Zhang Shifei felt a little puzzled, and saw that this guy was also wearing a black cotton jacket, opposite to that guy. The old man's figure is generally the same, but Zhang Shifei can't cut off his face at all!

In other words, its face was actually shrouded in a black mist!
Zhang Shifei can feel it naturally, the mist is also a monster, Zhang Shifei thought to himself when he saw this scene, the one with the face is the tail, ah, that is to say, this handsome guy with mask is Chang Tianqing deity?

Forget it, don't think about it, Zhang Shifei saw that the sun was setting in the distance, and he realized that he couldn't delay, so he took out all the things in the plastic bag, and placed a wine glass in front of the two uncles After pouring the wine, he began to peel the eggs. Don't tell me, Mr. Cui's words are really useful.

These two uncles have been playing chess, and it seems that they have not noticed the existence of Zhang Shifei at all. However, after Zhang Shifei poured them wine, they picked up the wine glass together, and after drinking it, they picked up Zhang Shifei again. The grilled egg was thrown into his mouth.

Zhang Shifei was secretly delighted, it's nothing difficult, shit, now I just wait for these two veterans to finish playing chess early, but even though he thought so, his hands never stopped, he followed what Mr. Cui said Yes, in terms of the distribution of eggs, on average, give three eggs to the masked man and one egg to the hooked nose. After doing this several times, the guy shrouded in black mist will eat more than the hooked nose many.

What they played should be similar to Go, but not quite like it. Zhang Shifei only saw the guy shrouded in black mist eat the egg and then eat the hooked-nosed chess piece again and again, and he felt secretly refreshed. It seems that this stupid chess game won't last long, hehehe, I will realize the third stage of comprehending the fairy bones soon!

However, things unexpectedly changed.

Just when the sky was completely dark, I saw that the guy shrouded in the black mist was surprisingly difficult, and a wonderful move took away a large row of hook-nosed chess pieces. The hooked nose was stunned for a moment, and then it subconsciously He grabbed the wine glass next to him, but found that the wine had already been drunk, Zhang Shifei felt secretly refreshed, he also won the chess after drinking the wine, you old gangster, should you teach me now?

Thinking of this, he knelt down on the ground happily, and was about to kowtow when he felt a sharp pain in his neck!God!Hanging is nothing more than that! !Zhang Shifei only felt a huge force grabbing his neck, and then his body was suspended in the air unconsciously.

It turned out that the hooked nose was dry. At this time, its expression looked very angry. It grabbed Zhang Shifei's throat with one hand, and then lifted him up like a chicken. Zhang Shifei couldn't breathe suddenly. He found that the fairy bone on the hooked nose's hand had the same aura as Mr. Cui's, but it was many times stronger than Mr. Cui's fairy bone.

Zhang Shifei didn't know how many times it was. He only felt that he was going to die at this point. This happened so suddenly, why!Why is it angry? Is it because I gave it too few eggs?Depend on!How dare you say you are jealous with a tail! !

But in front of the street, although Zhang Shifei thought so, he couldn't say so. He could only desperately grab the hand with the hooked nose, and then said with difficulty: "Don't...don't...don't kill me... "

"Hmph, do you know how many bastards beg me like you every year?" the hooked nose said coldly, without relaxing the strength in his hand.

Zhang Shifei groaned secretly in his heart, what did he do wrong?Why was it done like this?Could it be that this old grandson was upset because he was too handsome? ?
how is this possible! !Zhang Shifei was thinking in his heart, he could only use his last strength to turn his head to the guy shrouded in black mist and said, "Chang... Master Chang, I'm here to ask you to be... teacher, I don't accept... How can you kill without testing...?"

"Adore me as a teacher?" The guy shrouded in black mist frowned slightly. Not to mention, this trick really worked. After hearing what Zhang Shifei said, it let go of its hand, and Zhang Shifei fell to his seat. He fell to the ground, gasping for breath, he felt that his head was almost suffocated by this grandson just now.

The aquiline-nosed voice lacked any emotion, and it said to Zhang Shifei: "You are not convinced? Well, I like to kill those who are not convinced. Seeing that you are also a man, then I will give you a test to let you You are convinced to death."

Zhang Shifei has not recovered yet, at this moment he only felt his face was itchy, which was obviously caused by congestion, but he laughed, haha, what, he almost died, but, This is really a blessing if you survive a catastrophe. I have known the exam questions for a long time, old grandson!
So he nodded, and said to the hooked nose: "Tell me, any test is fine... But, I am best at multiple-choice questions!!"

Zhang Shifei said this in order not to cut off the way back, otherwise, if the old bastard asked him something else on a whim, how tragic would he be?The middle-aged man with hooked nose sneered, and then said proudly to Zhang Shifei: "Okay, multiple-choice question, you only have one chance, tell me, me or it, which one is the real body?"

Wa hahaha! ! !Zhang Shifei almost laughed out loud, thinking that this is really God helping me! !Split up, I love you so much, it really is this question!Sure enough, this is the question! !

Zhang Shifei looked at Chang Tianqing's old gangster, and smiled, thinking that he is really stupid, and he didn't know how to change the topic. Of course, this was just his stinking thought, so he couldn't say it, Zhang Shifei understood , now we have to make a decisive decision, defeat this old Suicui's plot in one go, and make this stinky tail feel ashamed!
So, he confidently pointed to the guy covered in black mist and shouted loudly: "You! You are the real Chang Tianqing, and you are just its tail!!"

The second half of the sentence was directed at the hooked nose. After Zhang Shifei yelled out, he felt relieved, as if he had avenged his just revenge. He was full of joy and wanted to see the hooked nose stunned in surprise, or remained silent. It looked like, but this time he actually miscalculated again.

Maybe it was because he was too stinking. After all, the stinking smell didn't end well. The guy shrouded in black mist still didn't move, but the hooked nose sneered, and he looked coldly at Zhang Shifei. Said in a low voice: "Wrong answer, go to death."

what! ! ! ! ? ? ? ?

Zhang Shifei was taken aback for a moment, and just as he was about to speak up to defend himself, suddenly the hook-nosed, pliers-like hand pinched his neck again, at such a speed that it was almost invisible!It was so fast, Zhang Shifei only felt a 'buzz' in his head, and was thrown into the river by the hooked nose.

Plop! !The spray pressure was quite low, and Zhang Shifei only felt the icy cold all over his body, knowing that Chang Tianqing had thrown him into the river, and the water got into his nose. Zhang Shifei opened his mouth and drank several sips of water. After learning how to swim, I subconsciously wanted to kick my legs to float up to the surface of the water, but for some reason, it was as if something was pulling my feet, and my feet couldn't be controlled at all, no matter how much my hands fluttered, I couldn't get up.

And sinking deeper and deeper, the river was very cold and dark, Zhang Shifei only felt that he was falling continuously, and at the same time, there was a pain in his chest, and he couldn't hold his breath. His uncle, did I just hang up like this?he thought.

But he really couldn't think of why he was thrown into the river. Suddenly, an idea flashed through his mind quickly, and Zhang Shifei cursed in his heart while struggling in the river.

Choi, who is missing eight generations of great virtues, the answer you told me is false.

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