The years I was a birdman

Chapter 255 Unfair Duel

Looking at the egg monster in front of him, Yi Xinxing frowned immediately, and after looking at it for three or four seconds, a sentence suddenly appeared in his heart for no reason: Well, what a black man.

That's right, such a dark guy, if it wasn't for the strong evil spirit exuding from it, in this dark night, the three of them would probably only notice it when it opened its mouth and showed its teeth, because his skin is too dark , Just like an African, Mr. Cui folded his hands on his chest, and then said to this guy: "Are you the only one in this duel?"

"That's right, only myself." The big man replied.

But as soon as it finished speaking, goosebumps appeared on the bodies of the three of them, the mother had a calf, and the person who made the sound of emotion just now was not someone else, but this 'big man'!
Why does such a burly man have a woman's voice?

"Are you... are you a man or a woman?" Zhang Shifei asked in embarrassment, but the big man completely ignored his words and ignored him. He just turned to Mr. Cui and said, "You guys are you ready?"

Mr. Cui smiled awkwardly. To be honest, he also doesn’t know how to deal with this strange man, ah no, it’s a strange egg monster. Mr. Cui licked his lips and said: “Get ready, tell me Rules, and what’s the name?”

The strong man said with a serious face, "Call me the fourth day of junior high school."

Although this egg demon is serious and unsmiling, Zhang Shifei and Yi Xinxing are really not serious in their hearts. If you want to ask why, let’s make an analogy here. It’s been a day with you After work, you dragged your tired body back home, but there was no woman to cook for you to accompany you to the party. You felt lonely and full of enthusiasm, so you wanted to try your luck in a bar. The beauties spend the night together. When you arrive at the bar, you find a single beauty drinking alone. She dresses stylishly and is not lacking in sexiness. Her brows reveal the same loneliness and loneliness as you. She looks like a knowledgeable woman. , such a woman is exactly what you dream of, so you go up to strike up a conversation, and you hit it off very well, your hormones heat up between eyebrows, and when the love is deep, you ask her name, but you didn't expect this beauty. A soft and slightly hoarse voice replied to you: "My name is Wang Fugui."

Fuck you, Wang Fugui! !Zhang Shifei shook his head hastily, thinking where did he go?Who is Wang Fugui?What does this have to do with Wang Fugui!Zhang Shifei swallowed, thinking that his brain might not be far from crazy, but then again, the egg monster in front of him was really as excited as the wild thoughts in his head just now.

Let this Cui split up and fight with it. Zhang Shifei originally wanted to see which fairy he met today, but when he saw this fourth day of junior high school, he lost all fighting spirit in his heart. Maybe it's better to split up. With this mouthful, Zhang Shifei comforted himself in his heart.

At this time, Mr. Cui was also a little bit up and down, so he said to the fourth day: "Then what...is your voice always like this?"

"Voice?" The fourth day of junior high school stunned for a moment after hearing Mr. Cui's words, then frowned, and immediately shouted: "Sister San, don't, you're making trouble!"

Third sister?Who is the third sister?At the same time as he yelled these words on the fourth day of the lunar new year, suddenly, a burst of laughter came from the tree: "Hee hee, am I afraid that you can't explain clearly?"

who? ?Zhang Shifei raised his head quickly, and saw a young woman appeared on the treetops above their heads at some time, who looked similar to the egg demon Xiaoba before that, all dressed coquettishly. The naked girl, the woman saw the three people found it, and jumped to the side of the fourth grader. Relying on the evil spirit exuding from the fourth grader's body, Zhang Shifei saw the woman's appearance clearly, and went forward Convex and warped, snow-white skin, no different from normal people, the only difference is probably the eyes, the eyes are very round, the pupils are big, just like a cat.

Moreover, it doesn't feel a trace of evil spirit on its body.

Mr. Cui frowned, and asked, "Who is this?"

"I'm the third grader, so you can call me little three." The woman smiled coquettishly, "Don't worry, I'm not here to participate in the duel, because my little brother's mouth is not very convenient, so I'll explain it to you all. rule."

Little Saner?Not to mention, it really looks like doing this, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, this figure is indeed strong enough, looks very wild, but it said that the mouth in the fourth grade is not convenient?Zhang Shifei thought, isn't it very convenient, but the voice is like a woman, so he subconsciously asked: "Didn't he speak very neatly just now?"

Just after Zhang Shifei finished speaking, the female egg demon named Junior Three did not know why, but she smiled prettily, while Yi Xinxing and Mr. Cui looked at Zhang Shifei in embarrassment, Zhang Shifei was puzzled, What, is this sentence wrong?

So he said to Mr. Cui: "My name is Zhang Shifei, I am not human, I am a big fool!!"

Yep?What am I talking about? ?Zhang Shifei froze for a moment, was I scolding myself just now?No, it must be an illusion, right?

"Stop it quickly!" Mr. Cui covered Zhang Shifei's mouth with his hand, and then said to him: "This guy seems to have the ability to manipulate other people's voices, if you concentrate, you may fall into this guy's tricks if you relax a little bit." .”

What?Zhang Shifei blinked, and at this moment, Yi Xinxing who was on the side snorted and said to Zhang Shifei, "Your voice just now sounded like a little girl scolding herself."

Damn, it turned out to be like this!Zhang Shifei finally understood why the voice of the fourth day of junior high school was so weird just now, and the feelings were all manipulated by this little girl!This ability is really troublesome, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, his voice was manipulated, and he didn't realize it at all.

The third grader was laughing all the time. After Mr. Cui understood its ability, he didn't have any worries, so he coughed, sorted out his emotions, and said to the third grader: "Okay, it's time to talk about serious things. , What is the duel tonight, is it running again? Whatever, hurry up, we have to go to bed early."

Hearing what Mr. Cui said, the egg demon Chu San stopped smiling, and after looking at Chu Si next to him, he said contemptuously: "Of course the duel tonight is not about running, my brother Chu Si , I will have a duel with one of you tonight, the real duel is to fight each other, have you figured it out, who will come in the second round?"

Mr. Cui sneered, and then said to the third grader: "Of course it's me. This relationship is good. After all, I also hate going around in circles. It's a contest between men."

The third day of junior high school pursed its lips and smiled slightly, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Little brother, what are you in a hurry for? I haven't finished talking yet. Although it's sparring, there are rules too?"

Damn, I knew that Zhang Shifei spit on the ground beside him after hearing what the third grader said, thinking that I knew these grandchildren couldn't have such good intentions, and they would definitely play something despicable It's like restraining Mr. Cui like Yi Xinxing yesterday, but Zhang Shifei was still a little puzzled when he thought of this, just imagine that the splitting is so strong that it has reached the point of insanity, how can they design it in the rules? Restrain him?

Mr. Cui said calmly: "Whatever, tell me the rules."

It's still cloudy tonight, the egg demon tenth is sitting on the top of the mountain, looking down with great interest, it seems to be in a surprisingly good mood today, its feet are drooping, it can't stop trembling, and the corners of its mouth are curled up , talking to himself with a sneer: "The old monster likes to play this kind of boring game, I don't know if it will be as it thinks this time, can this fourth child compare with that sixth child? Forget it, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, haha, hahahaha!"

At the end, it actually laughed like a lunatic, and didn't know what it was laughing at. Is this game so funny?
Zhang Shifei didn't think this duel was so funny, but rather disgusted. He saw the third grader gently stretched out his right hand, and then just waved it like that. Suddenly, a gust of evil wind blew by and weeds flew across , Zhang Shifei took a closer look, and it turned out that a small area had been cleared out in the third grade of junior high school.

Between the two sides, an original field was divided, without a single weed on it. This area is very small, with a diameter of only about two meters. I saw the burly man named Chusi who said nothing. Walked into the circle, then looked at Mr. Cui proudly, Mr. Cui glanced at the third grader, who smiled coquettishly at it and said: "This place is too big, it is inconvenient to fight, you don't mind being in this circle A duel?"

This is true, the letter in the mouth of the green snake, the needle in the back of the hornet's tail, neither of them is poisonous, the most poisonous to a woman's heart, Zhang Shifei sighed in his heart, why is it inconvenient to fight?The purpose of drawing this broken circle is nothing more than to limit the movement of the heads. In this square inch, dodging is naturally a problem. If you can't dodge, you can only attack. Fortunately, they can figure it out, oh my!

Mr. Cui didn't think there was anything wrong, he just sneered, and then replied: "I don't mind, does it count as a loss if you get beaten out of this circle?"

The third grader of junior high school nodded, and then said softly: "That's right, no matter who it is, whether it goes out alive or dead, it's considered a loser."

"Your old lady is quite refreshing." Mr. Cui said with a hint of sarcasm in his tone, "Then let's start quickly."

After all, Mr. Cui walked into the circle and looked at Chusi. At 1.7 meters and [-] meters thin, he looked very weak in front of the big and round Chusi, but there was a trace of fear on his face. No, the female egg demon Chu San smiled, and then said to him: "I told you, don't worry about it, handsome guy, I haven't finished my rules yet."

A moment of unhappiness flashed across Mr. Cui's face, and Zhang Shifei was already yelling at the third grader, "What do you mean?! How many rules are there? There are more rules than the goddamn Olympic rules. It's just a urine test, why don't you just make a rule that if we do something, we lose? I..."

Before Zhang Shifei finished speaking, Yi Xinxing stretched out his hand and patted him, then whispered to him, "Okay, your voice is like a complaining woman."

What!Zhang Shifei was angry. Just as he was about to speak, Mr. Cui from the circle said calmly, "Let him talk, it doesn't matter."

"Why doesn't it matter? It's all beneficial to them. Is it fair?" Zhang Shifei said indignantly.

Mr. Cui didn't look at Zhang Zhengfei, but looked at the third grader with a sneer, and said word by word: "It doesn't matter, because in this world, only the weak will come up with methods that are only beneficial to themselves."

Seeing Mr. Cui say that in the third year of junior high school, he was not angry, and still smiled coquettishly and said, "Handsome guy, you have a good eloquence."

"Of course, that ability of yours can't control me. If you talk nonsense again, I can guarantee that you will refute you within a day. You don't even know your mother." At first, the third grader wanted to make fun of Mr. Cui With a few words, Mr. Cui suddenly uttered harsh words, and the third grader who choked for a while couldn't laugh anymore. It's unimaginable that the human being in front of him turned his face faster than he turned a book.

So, the third day of junior high school stopped talking nonsense, and said to Mr. Cui: "There are two rules in this duel. One is that the one who goes out of the circle loses. You already know it just now, and the second point is that you cannot Use monster energy to fight! Otherwise, you will still lose!"

What? ?Zhang Shifei and Yi Xinxing were stunned at the same time. These egg monsters are monsters. Why did they make such a rule?But Zhang Shifei figured it out right away, his uncle, it turned out to be such a thing! !
Most of Mr. Cui's methods come from his own Black Snake Bone, which is also his main move. The Black Snake Bone is, to a certain extent, also demonic. The duel rules set by the egg demon cannot be used. Yaoqi, isn't that the ability to seal Mr. Cui? ?

His uncle, Zhang Shifei looked at the fourth day of junior high school in the circle, and then at Mr. Cui, and he immediately made a judgment in his heart. If he threw out the fairy bone, Mr. Cui can be said to be an ordinary person, although he still He can light spells or something, but in Zhang Shifei's eyes, Mr. Cui's spells are completely heresy. Apart from being able to unlock and light a fire, they are not worth mentioning at all. One is a human being who looks like ribs, and the other is an egg demon whose brain seems to have trained muscles. There is no comparison at all!
How despicable! !Zhang Shifei shouted loudly: "Can you be more shameless? Do you let humans compete with the egg demon?"

"Why not?" The third grader sneered, and then said to the right and wrong: "Haven't you guys been doing this kind of thing all the time? In the eyes of you humans, aren't you better than us? Don't you always feel dissatisfied with us?" Shame? And you are human beings, how can you have the evil spirit of monsters that you have always despised? I actually set this rule because I want to give up our advantages, is it wrong?"

Damn, Zhang Shifei clenched his fists. Sure enough, they were all planned. If there is no evil spirit (fairy bone), Mr. Cui may really be in trouble this time, Zhang Shifei thought anxiously ,what to do?How should I do?You can't just watch and get beaten up by that muscular man!No, this condition must not be agreed! !

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei wanted to speak again, but Yi Xinxing grabbed his shoulders, Zhang Shifei was taken aback, and Yi Xinxing said to Zhang Shifei: "Don't worry, you have to trust Lao Cui, Just like Lao Cui believed in you."

Zhang Shifei felt a little strange, why Yi Xinxing didn't seem to have any worried expression, but he was very calm, and even a little happy, this is too unreasonable, even the egg demon doesn't need evil spirit, But Mr. Cui is not a heavyweight with him at all, okay!It's just like a boxing match, if you go to fight a lightweight against a heavyweight, why don't you let them beat the shit out?

So Zhang Shifei said worriedly, "But..."

"There's nothing wrong with it." Mr. Cui in the circle said loudly: "This is a battle between pure men. I like it very much. I really like it. You don't need to be evil, right? Well, I agree, and I agree with it. .”

Is this part out of your mind?Zhang Shifei was speechless for a moment, so he shouted to Mr. Cui: "Separate, have you made a mistake? Look at its muscle mass, it can almost play Tetris! Are you sure you want to fight with him? Wait... You must have been tricked by this girl, isn't this what you mean! Well... My name is Zhang Shifei, and I am really a big fool!"

I rely on! !Zhang Shifei really can't help it now, unexpectedly, he didn't pay attention to the third year of junior high school, and planted its magic again. At this time, Zhang Shifei wanted to yell, but he didn't dare, for fear I would scold myself again when I opened my mouth, so I could only clenched my fists and glared angrily at the third-year egg demon with a playful smile on his face.

Yi Xinxing on the side saw that Zhang Shifei was so angry, so he patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him softly: "Don't be angry, you still need to practice, well, my name is Yi Xinxing, and I am also a big fool. "

After Yi Xinxing finished speaking, his complexion changed immediately, and he became very embarrassed, while Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, "Damn it, it seems that Brother Yi has become famous, and he is really troublesome enough.

The third grader of the egg monster laughed. Mr. Cui looked at the two of them in the circle, sighed softly, and then said to the third grader, "Have you played enough? Let's start."

Egg Demon Chu San snorted, to be honest, it really admired the willpower of the human being in front of it, and its own ability was ineffective against him, so it didn't dare to underestimate it, so it said to Mr. Cui: "Okay, Then, let's start this fair fight."

After the third day of junior high school finished speaking, the strong man in the circle spoke up, and it pointed at Mr. Cui viciously and said, "One...hour, torture...to death."

"No need." Mr. Cui said lightly, he touched his pocket, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth. At this time, the wind picked up, and he lowered his head and covered it with his hand to light the fire. Son, after taking a puff, he held the cigarette between the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, and pointed at the egg demon Chusi.

The breeze blew its hair and clothes, and Mr. Cui sneered at the fourth day: "I promise to kill you before this cigarette is exhausted."

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