The years I was a birdman

Chapter 256 Unfair Duel

Zhang Shifei is very nervous now. Really, if Mr. Cui can use the power of the fairy bone, Zhang Shifei can completely admit that he is basically an invincible existence, because his fairy bone brought Zhang Shifei, just like that Chang Tianqing next to Xiaobai's grave gave him the feeling, but now because of the "fair rules" of the gods, this branch can't use the evil spirit, it will be uncomfortable. In Zhang Shifei's heart, if this Mr. Cui After leaving the fairy bone, he is basically just a traitor who smiles while not smiling.

what should I do?Zhang Shifei unconsciously clenched his hands tightly, knowing that if he loses this game, he will lose completely. No, Zhang Shifei doesn't care so much about winning or losing now. He is afraid that Mr. Cui will have something to do. Unexpectedly, he had already lost a friend, and he knew what it was like, so when he thought of this, his heart was burning with anxiety and anxiety.

Besides, you're even a little angry, mother, where do you think your self-confidence comes from? !He looked at Mr. Cui in the circle. Mr. Cui was holding the cigarette sideways, his eyelids were slightly closed, his eyes seemed to be closed, and he was full of smiles.

What a fart you are laughing, why are you still smiling leisurely!Zhang Shifei thought helplessly, but when he saw Yi Xinxing beside him smiling like that, it seemed like a trick had succeeded. Why were their expressions so synchronized?

Think about it, think about it, usually what will happen when Cui splits his head and shows such a lewd smile?Zhang Shifei's mind was running fast, recalling the past, let alone, once, Mr. Cui showed such an expression.

That was a few months ago, because the area where their Fuzetang is located was acting in line with the purpose of emphasizing civilization, establishing a new style and building a harmonious community, so various harmonious incidents emerged one after another. Planned a donation campaign for a harmonious community. As the saying goes, when one party is in trouble, all parties support it. It is normal for everyone to gather firewood and help. Naturally, Mr. Cui's "handicraft store" is one of the main goals of those people. However, although this behavior is normal, the way it is done is somewhat uncomfortable. It shows that it is a voluntary donation, but if you don't donate, it will be quite troublesome.

Of course, they are all legal merchants, and they are not in the school. If you don't donate, they won't do anything to you, but people in the community are also harmful. If any household doesn't donate, they will send two old ladies to become In the sky, your store is stained with ink on you. The old lady can't speak well, but she still wants to tell you that you have to rely on your conscience. It's wrong not to donate money. People can't be so selfish. Your grandma and I are eighty. Listen to the party's call and the like, and you are guaranteed to be forced to submit within half a day.

Mr. Cui is a person who is afraid of annoying, but he doesn't want to donate money, what should we do?He naturally has his own way. When those old ladies came, he served tea and water very enthusiastically, and then chatted with them. When those old ladies asked him if he had donated money, Mr. Cui said with a smile: " Donated, why didn’t you donate? Donated with the other side, you forgot?”

"How is it possible!" The old ladies with red armbands said reluctantly, "Why don't you have any records after donating?"

Mr. Cui didn't change his face at that time, and replied with a smile: "Uncle ** taught us to do good deeds without leaving your name. I went to the neighborhood committee that day. You forgot, I even said hello to you. You think about it again, that day, that day."

The old lady was a little confused when she heard what he said about the nose and the eyes, and said to herself, "Why don't I remember?"

Mr. Cui smiled slightly, and then said to the old lady: "Oh, I said old lady, you are really getting old, this is not a trivial matter, I think, someday I have to report to the director, you are still at home have a rest."

"Who said that!" The old lady frowned, and then said to Mr. Cui: "You said it earlier, I remembered it sooner, okay, I know you donated it, I will go back and have someone take you away." Write your name, and I'm leaving."

"Slow down, you~!" Mr. Cui suddenly narrowed his eyes and revealed an evil smile.

After the old lady left, Zhang Shifei asked Mr. Cui, why the old lady continued to do the "revolution" at such an advanced age. Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to Zhang Shifei, it was not easy, this The old lady is completely voluntary. She is afraid that if she does not do it, then her social security may be deducted by some unscrupulous people. The lonely old man, alas.

You are unscrupulous enough. At that time, Zhang Shifei said to Mr. Cui: "If you don't donate money, you still have a reputation. Aren't you afraid of retribution?"

At that time, Mr. Cui smiled slightly, then took out a K treasure of the Agricultural Bank of China from his pocket, took it to Zhang Shifei, shook it in front of Zhang Shifei, and said: "Who says I won't donate? Your money is donated to those in need, but can you guarantee that all the money you donate will go to the victims of the disaster, or will it all go to the pockets of some stupid cadres?"

What he said was quite right, Zhang Shifei nodded, and then said: "Then what should we do?"

Mr. Cui smiled and said: "Taobao, your brother, I ate Alipay fruits, so I ordered hundreds of boxes of canned food on Taobao. Follow up on the phone here, and make sure to eat as much as possible into the mouths of those compatriots."

Zhang Shifei came back to his senses. He looked at Mr. Cui who was calm and composed in the circle. His expression at this time was the same as when he was coaxing the old lady.

It is undeniable that Mr. Cui is indeed very smart, no, this is not smart, it should be considered smooth, in Zhang Shifei's heart, there will always be a way out for him when he splits up, since he has such an expression now, it probably proves that It's okay, I guess he must be hoarding bad water in his stomach now, so, thinking of this, Zhang Shifei's uneasy heart finally settled down.

In fact, they were not the only ones watching this match. The egg monsters were also paying close attention. After all, this was also a match that decided the outcome to some extent. It had already passed since the third day of junior high For a few minutes, Mr. Cui and the fourth day of the junior high school did not move.

The strong man was panting heavily on the fourth day of the lunar new year, and his whole body was trembling slightly. Of course, he was not tired. Judging by his expression, he could only tremble because of excitement. He slowly put away the evil spirit all over his body , So the surroundings returned to darkness again, Yi Xinxing saw that the visibility was too low to watch the battle, so he turned on the small blue light.

Under the light blue light, Zhang Shifei saw that Mr. Cui was still smoking a cigarette, with his hands in his pockets, very leisurely, as if he was not coming to a duel, but walking, Mr. Cui smiled and preached to the strong man : "Why, aren't you up?"

"Take off your hands...twist your neck...where do you eat it, the internal organs, or..." Looking at Mr. Cui on the fourth day of the lunar new year, his saliva was actually drooling, and his eyes were full of greed.

Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to the fourth day: "What are you talking about there? If you don't get on, I'm going to get on."

"It's decided! Also, let's eat the legs first!!" The fourth day of the junior high school suddenly raised his head, and then let out a violent roar, which made Zhang Shifei's ears ache.

After it screamed like a pig, it clenched its fists and slammed into Mr. Cui's face with lightning speed!

not good!Zhang Shifei thought to himself, if this punch hits, the disfigurement of the head will be light, and even the brains may be smashed out, what should I do?
Mr. Cui smiled contemptuously with a cigarette in his mouth, and then jumped back. The punch was missed immediately, and Mr. Cui was forced to the edge of the circle in this move. Chu San laughed, and sure enough , Mother is right, such a rule, even if this human being has a monstrous spirit, he is doomed to fail, and his fate, mother has already planned, if he lives, it will do great harm to the egg demon clan, Therefore, he must die.

That's why two of the top five egg monsters were dispatched together. Needless to say, the brain of the third year of junior high school, and the body of the fourth year of junior high school should not be underestimated.

Seeing that Mr. Cui dodged a blow on the fourth day of the lunar new year, he yelled again, stretched out his arms, blocked Mr. Cui's back, made him unavoidable, and then went up, intending to kill Mr. Cui. Hold him in your arms, and crush all his bones!
What can I do with these?Zhang Shifei immediately pinched his sweat for Mr. Cui, and he couldn't help talking, there must be a way to split up, it must be like this!
The female egg demon Chu San laughed. It understood that this Chu Si was the most powerful among the egg demons. Thinking of this, he sneered, and thought in his heart, I am afraid that after the next move, this human being will be smashed into a puddle of meat, because it is inevitable, unless he has other abilities.

But is it possible?

Perhaps, Mr. Cui has proved with his actions that the things in this world are like the clothes he wears. Li Neng, everything can be saved.

Seeing that the arms of the fourth day were about to touch Mr. Cui's arms, Mr. Cui moved suddenly, and saw his squinting dead fish eyes widen immediately, and then he yelled: "Hurry up!" Like a law!"

A miracle happened!Zhang Shifei couldn't believe his eyes!

I saw that after Mr. Cui yelled such a familiar sentence, there was a light green light all over his body. This light pierced the night sky and disappeared in an instant. Hurry up, being illuminated by this light green light, the body of the fourth day of junior high school stopped moving in an instant!

No, it can't be said that it stopped, but slowed down. I saw the fourth day of junior high school stretched out his arms with a face full of surprise, just like a slow motion movie, and slowly hugged Mr. Cui little by little. Mr. Cui sneered, put his hands in his pockets, and slipped from under his arms to the other side calmly.

Zhang Shifei was stunned, he opened his mouth wide, and the third grader of the egg demon was also stunned. He stared at him, wondering what the hell was going on?The light just now contained a strong 'Qi', but this Qi is not monster Qi! ?this is…………?
I'm afraid, only Yi Xinxing and Mr. Cui himself know what this is. Zhang Shifei only heard Yi Xinxing beside him smiled, and then said to Mr. Cui: "It's still the third child. ?”

Mr. Cui took a puff of his cigarette and said to Yi Xinxing, "This is an enhanced version, and as the saying goes, if you see Dabao every day, it won't change if you use it."

I saw that Mr. Cui stood behind the fourth day of the junior high school, and took out a yellow paper talisman from his pocket. Yes, it was the kind of yellow paper talisman that Zhang Shifei often saw. Mr. Cui often used him to unlock locks and light cigarettes. , Zhang Shifei wondered in his heart, did not see any difference, why is this kind of broken paper so powerful today?

So he turned his head and looked at Yi Xinxing with a puzzled look. Yi Xinxing saw that he didn't seem to understand why, so he smiled at him and said, "I told you not to worry about him. Can't you live without the power of the fairy bone?"

Zhang Shifei nodded in embarrassment. Seeing his virtue, Yi Xinxing smiled and said, "Don't be kidding, you said you have a good memory. When we dealt with that blue-clothed elder sister before, didn't you also see him use other things?" Is it? If you want to say that this kid is completely perverted, the fairy bones of the Ma family are just one of his two skills, because he is usually lazy, and there are some reasons, so he will always use this, but, Don't forget, he, like me, is the successor of "Book of Sanqing"!"

Sanqingshu?Zhang Shifei suddenly realized that he had heard about the Book of Sanqing for a long time, and Mr. Cui said that the Book of Sanqing was said to be three wonderful books left by ancient gods, which are divided into "Sanqing Qimen", "Sanqing Book" and "Sanqing Book". The three volumes of Talisman and Sanqing Divination each contain mysteries and infinite mysteries. Those who have achieved great success can possess magical power beyond imagination. This is what all ascetics dream of. It seems that Mr. Cui started his career with this What Mr. Cui learned was the "Book of Charms" among these three books.

While the fourth day of junior high school was still silly and practiced hugging in the air, Yi Xinxing told Zhang Shifei the true power of the spell Mr. Cui used in a simple but formal manner. His voice was not small, as if He was not afraid of being heard by the third grader, and Mr. Cui did not stop him.

Yi Xinxing said to Zhang Shifei, don't look at this old Cui Tiantian is not a good-looking person, and occasionally drawing a talisman is just for entertainment, but the art of this talisman is indeed not to be underestimated, the talisman is the magic of the world In other words, this is also one of the origins. An empty piece of white paper draws the spirit from the ink, and the ink communicates with the gods. The gods walk on the paper, leaving traces, and also leaving behind all kinds of wonderful and mysterious powers .

Masters of talismans can completely channel spirits with one talisman. There are all kinds of magical effects that cannot be explained for a while, but the power of talismans is terrifying. Since ancient times, capable people with Taoism have mostly used talismans to subdue demons and eliminate demons. Yi Xinxing said Zhang Shifei said that Mr. Cui's former master used the talisman as a guide to change the flow of underground water veins. Think about it, how terrible it is to be able to change the power of nature.

And this is not the only advantage of the talisman. One of the reasons why the talisman can become a Taoist technique is because of its convenience and speed. After the talisman is drawn, there is no need to do anything. It can be triggered without much effort, just like the talisman that rescued Zhang Shifei from the illusion.

Therefore, Yi Xinxing said to Zhang Shifei: "Don't look at his virtues, he can be regarded as an expert in making magic weapons. If he wants, he can fill his whole body with self-made weapons, and he is definitely no better than me. The cannon is weak."

After Zhang Shifei listened to Yi Xinxing's words, he swallowed unconsciously. He looked at Mr. Cui who was bored and sniffing his nose in the circle, and thought to himself, mother, is he so strong?Emotional bone is not all his strength! ?

Yi Xinxing patted Zhang Shifei on the shoulder, as if he liked to pat people on the shoulder like this, and he smiled and said to Zhang Shifei: "Don't worry, look at him smiling so lewdly, he will surely win .”

"Who are you calling lewd?" Mr. Cui raised his middle finger at Yi Xinxing. Yi Xinxing smiled, and returned the fake hand with double middle fingers. Then he said with a smile, "I say you are cheap."

The third grader on the opposite side couldn't laugh at this time, and he said to Mr. Cui viciously: "Unexpectedly, you still have such strength, I really underestimated you."

Mr. Cui twirled his middle finger in a circle, then gestured to the third grader, and said to it at the same time: "Unexpectedly, your old lady is so ignorant, I really think highly of her."

When the third grader heard Mr. Cui say this, his face was filled with anger. Yi Xinxing saw that what Mr. Cui said was good, so he pointed his middle finger at the third grader and smiled: "Unexpectedly, I My name is Yi Xinxing, I'm a big fool."

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, while Yi Xinxing was very embarrassed. Mr. Cui sighed, and then said to Yi Xinxing, "Come on, you better stop talking."

At this moment, Mr. Cui's previous charm seemed to have lost its effectiveness. The body of the fourth day of the junior high school suddenly trembled, and then his arms were tightly hugged together. Seeing him like this, Mr. Cui smiled and said: "Hey, I will I like to fight with people who are unresponsive like you, the effect of the spell is [-]%, and I have time to chat, how good it is."

On the fourth day of the lunar new year, he knew that he had fallen into Mr. Cui's way. He also had thoughts and reactions just now, but this body just refused to listen to him. Now that the action resumed, it became angry from embarrassment. It kept beating its chest, and then let out a cry The sound of thunder.

Really, the less capable you are, the more you will be able to yell, Zhang Shifei thought to himself.

"Kill! Kill! Kill!!" The fourth day of the junior high school turned around and opened its mouth wide, and rushed towards Mr. Cui frantically. Mr. Cui sighed helplessly, and then said again: "Urgently, like a law!!"

Like a replay of the camera, the green glow flashed, and the sad fourth day of junior high school turned into a slow motion again. At this time, Mr. Cui yawned, then rubbed his eyes and said to the fourth day of junior high school, "Originally I still want to play with you for a while, but the cigarette is about to run out, and I want to keep my promise when I come out, saying that I will kill you before the smoke goes out, and I will kill you before the smoke goes out."

As Mr. Cui said, he walked slowly in front of Chusi, looked into its angry eyes, and then took out a whole stack of charms from the inner pocket of his jacket!If calculated by the volume of [-] yuan, this stack should be worth at least [-] yuan. I saw Mr. Cui smiling evilly at the fourth day of junior high school: "Sorry, this kind of small arena is just right. It is best for me, because here, my prey will be inescapable, and for you, this is indeed an unfair duel."

After finishing speaking, he raised his right hand, and the nearly one hundred charms were scattered like paper money. At the same time, he placed his right hand between his eyebrows, forming a sword finger, and said with a sneer, "Ding Chouzi, let me destroy you!" Rune! Hurry like a law!!!”

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