The years I was a birdman

Chapter 289 Two-month period
It was the first time Zhang Shifei saw what the Northeast Big Three looked like.

It was the second day after they returned to Harbin. At that time, except for Cai Handong who was hospitalized, all the people were present. It was about eleven o'clock in the middle of the night. In the long-lost Fuze Hall, Mr. Cui Invited all the Buddha statues in the store to the back room, and after the store was vacated, they took red paper incense burners, pens and inks, roasted chicken spirits, porcelain cups, etc., Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying cleaned up the things on the large offering table in the store and then took a little Moved to the left, Mr. Cui first pasted the red paper on the wall with scotch tape, next to the photo of Zhang Wencai in front of Fuzetang.

Mr. Cui's handwriting is very ugly, as if written by a primary school student. He mixed cinnabar into the ink, then picked up the brush, and wrote three names crookedly on the red paper, namely: the position of Mrs. Hu Santai, The position of Mr. Hu San and the position of Hei Mu.

These three distorted big characters formed a strong contrast with Uncle Wen's photo beside him. The black and white photo of Uncle Wen had his mouth cracked, as if he was laughing at everyone in the room.

When Mr. Cui was writing, Zhang Shifei quietly pulled down Yi Xinxing's clothes, and then said in a low voice, "Brother Yi, why do you think we should move all those Buddha statues into the back room?"

Yi Xinxing looked at Zhang Shifei, and then said to him: "I'm afraid of confrontation, please don't come, no one can say for sure about belief, maybe old Cui is afraid that when those uncles come, they will see me I am not happy that the disciple's store still offers Buddha."

Zhang Shifei nodded, and then asked Yi Xinxing, "Then, is it okay if you don't take off Uncle Wen's photo?"

Yi Xinxing smiled, and then returned: "Not so much to say, after all, this is Uncle Wen's territory, and if anyone dares to touch the photo, Old Cui will probably be the first to turn his face."

Just as he was muttering, Mr. Cui finished writing. After he finished writing, he turned to Liu Yudi and said, "Girl, go out first."

Liu Yudi understood that this was done to avoid evil spirits. After all, she belonged to her daughter's family, and she had nothing to do with wild fairies. In other words, this is a very unlucky thing.

So Liu Yudi nodded and walked out the door. There were only four people left in the room. Mr. Cui turned his head to Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying and said, "Don't talk nonsense if you are not allowed to talk later, understand?"

Zhang Shifei nodded, then said with a smile: "Okay, I got it, hurry up."

He is now in a surprisingly happy mood, because after suffering for so long, he is finally coming to an end. Speaking of Harbin, where they returned last night, Zhang Shifei still didn't call his family and Liang Yun'er after thinking about it. After all, his future is now It has gradually become clear that it is useless to say anything now, but he will not be able to speak his mind because of the curse of giving up two kalpas. Therefore, he decided to stay in Fuzetang first, and wait until the curse is lifted Finally, return to your home as a 'person' to meet the lover you have been waiting for.

Only now did Zhang Shifei truly understand how precious life is. His attitude towards life before was completely hypocritical. Really, think about why he always complained before. At least he was still a complete 'human' at that time, wasn't he?After becoming a birdman, Zhang Shifei understood this.

When Zhang Shifei thought of this, he clenched his fists. To him, the past few months seemed to be as long as years, and the passage was like a movie. This adventure was bizarre, but it was finally over. Damn, I have to live well in the future, or I will be sorry for the hardships I have suffered in the past few months!
Just when Zhang Shifei was thinking wildly, he saw that Mr. Cui coughed and cleared his throat, he took out three sticks of incense, lit it, and said loudly: "Well, Harbin disciple Cui Zuofei respectfully invites the three patriarchs apparition."

What he said was really perfunctory, why did he make up all the colloquial words?Zhang Shifei was speechless in his heart, thinking that he kept us busy for a long time, but it turns out that your lines to invite gods are so simple?
How did Zhang Shifei know that Mr. Cui, as a disciple of the Ma family, has reached a certain level of Taoism, basically even if he doesn't speak, he can invite those great immortals. He said this now, no doubt to set off the atmosphere, no matter what he said , Now they are also asking for others, so they can't break the etiquette.

After Mr. Cui said this, he held the incense in his hand and bowed deeply without raising his head. The three of Zhang Shifei didn't dare to talk too much, so they could only stand behind him. As expected, within 5 minutes, Zhang Shifei suddenly Surprised, the temperature in the room dropped suddenly, and the windows were covered with a layer of hoarfrost in the blink of an eye, with a demonic aura!

Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, here we come!

It really came, and I saw three figures suddenly appeared on the white wall. At first glance, they looked like paintings. Zhang Shifei felt that this way of appearing was very familiar. There is also a great immortal in Mr.'s hometown who appeared in this way, but today's great immortal is obviously not at the same level as today's three. It can be seen from the evil spirit that Zhang Shifei now feels that he is jumping into it. It was the same as in the freezer drawer of the Xinfei refrigerator that does not contain Freon. Even the tea on the table was frozen solid in an instant.

The three 'pictures' on the wall became more and more sober, and within a few seconds they were already like photos. Finally, the three 'pictures' walked out of the wall in mid-air.

From the looks of these three people, two are middle-aged and one is an old lady. The two middle-aged people seem to be husband and wife. The young man had two mustaches, and Dan Feng's eyes were full of wisdom, while another woman stood aside with a serious face, while the old woman had a smile on her face.

This is the three giants in the Northeast that Mr. Cui mentioned to him, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, no wonder they can rule the monsters in the entire Northeast.

Seeing that they arrived as promised, Mr. Cui said loudly: "Good luck, all the old immortals."

Pfft, that's right, Zhang Shifei almost didn't laugh. He looked at Mr. Cui's back and thought about parting ways. Can you stop being like this? What about Ding Chunqiu, Su Xinghe and Li Qiushui?

But in this scene, he couldn't laugh even if he wanted to, so he lowered his head and clenched his fists. The tense atmosphere was swept away. The three immortals nodded to Mr. Cui, then sat down without saying a word. On the three chairs that had been placed before the altar, Mr. Cui raised his head, respectfully inserted the unburned incense on the incense burner, and then retreated.

Only the middle-aged man in the middle of the three said: "I've finished what I entrusted to you, haven't I?"

Mr. Cui nodded, and went straight to the point, and told the three great immortals what happened to them this time. Fortunately, Mr. Cui was better at telling stories than Zhang Shifei. He said so about the incident this time , It was quite vivid, but Zhang Shifei was a little strange, because he raised his head and peeked, and saw the three wild fairies seemed to be watching while listening to Mr. Own.

That's right, Mrs. Hu and Mrs. Hu didn't look at Mr. Cui, but stared at Zhang Shifei. Zhang Shifei felt a little embarrassed when he saw it. Zhang Shifei thought to himself, why are they so handsome? Don't look at others but look at yourself?Looking at their eyes, Zhang Shifei felt a little frightened. The eyes looked like a smile but not a smile. Why?

Zhang Shifei was shocked!He thought to himself, maybe they are hungry, because Zhang Shifei heard from Mr. Cui before that the prototype of these two great immortals is two foxes, and Zhang Shifei's prototype at this time is a fat peacock, and the peacock is also counted. The top is the big bird, these two foxes will not be out of nature, they are salivating at themselves!

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei got goosebumps all over his body, hurriedly lowered his head, staring at himself and Li Lanying's feet, but he also noticed that Li Lanying's body was shaking slightly, Zhang Shifei was very curious I looked at Li Lanying's face, huh?Why does he look so scared?
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei looked up quietly again, and he finally understood why. It turned out that the kind-faced black mother was staring at Li Lanying with a smile on her face. Thinking about what happened to these great immortals, there is no need to pay so much attention to us!
There is no way, since people want to see it, they can only let them see it, anyway, a piece of meat is indispensable, but the gaze is really hard to calm down, Zhang Shifei smiled wryly.

Because the matter this time is very complicated, Mr. Cui talked for nearly an hour before telling the whole story of this matter. After Mr. Cui finished speaking, Mr. Hu San in the middle said to Mr. Cui: " Well, yes, it seems that we did not choose the wrong person this time, and you have completed the entrustment to you very well."

Mr. Cui smiled, and then licked his lips. Although telling stories is commonplace for him, it takes too much time to spit, and Mr. Hu is not like a child in the kindergarten, so he can't tell So casual, so after he finished talking about this matter, he was only a little dry mouthed, only to see him say: "It's just that there is another egg demon running away in Ranxi, but it shouldn't matter, they can't become a climate now, and It should be no longer in Nianzi Mountain, so please ask some great immortals to send immortals to solve this matter. After all, finding monsters is not our job. We, who are burdened with incomplete fortunes, can only do so much. Look how?"

Mr. Cui's meaning is clear, but this is also the collective aspiration of the four of them. Originally, it was a miracle that they were able to do this. After that, you wild immortals should do it yourself, and Mr. Cui The last sentence was obviously addressed to the three wild fairy heads, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious. Now that the matter is over, it's time for you to fulfill your promise.

Unexpectedly, after the Third Master Hu nodded, he said slowly: "We will do what we say, and when the day of burning the west, we will naturally complete the fortunetelling for you."

What?What do you mean?Zhang Shifei was stunned. He thought in his heart, isn't it over now?Do we have to wait until we catch Ranxi and the first day of the junior high school before we can be exposed to the curse?That is why ah!

He couldn't help but want to speak, but Yi Xinxing tugged at his sleeve by the side. Zhang Shifei turned his head to look, and saw Yi Xinxing shook his head at him, meaning that he should keep quiet, Mr. Cui will do everything Sure enough, Mr. Cui frowned after hearing the words of Mr. Hu San. He raised his hand and gave a salute, and then said: "Three Great Immortals, the battle of the day before yesterday was close to death. Although we won, but But the body is already suffering from five fatigues and seven injuries. If we are asked to look for the egg demon again, I am afraid it will delay time and sacrifice more creatures that should not be robbed, so..."

Before Mr. Cui could finish speaking, Mr. Hu waved his hand at Mr. Cui, and said, "I didn't mean to ask you to intervene in this matter. I can see that you are seriously injured. Don't worry. I will send my disciples to investigate the matter of the evil spirit burning west."

"Then why..." Mr. Cui asked a little puzzled, what he meant was, since you have said that, then this matter has nothing to do with us, why do we have to wait to be caught After Ranxi helped us lift the curse?Isn't it superfluous to take off your pants and fart?

Mr. Hu San smiled, and then said to Mr. Cui: "There are some things, there is no reason, if you insist on asking, I can only tell you that when the time comes, you will naturally know. "

Damn, why are you talking so profoundly? Zhang Shifei curled his lips, and then thought to himself, why don't talented guys like to talk well?However, even though he thought so, he didn't dare to look up, for fear of meeting that kind of look again.

When Mr. Cui heard this, he couldn't say anything more, and he said helplessly, "May I ask you, how long will it take to find this Ranxi?"

The tone of Mr. Cui's words was obviously a little unhappy. Maybe he thought it was too unfair. For a while, he didn't say anything more. After thinking about it, Mr. Hu San made a gesture to Mr. Cui. Victory's finger, this shape is naturally not that he wanted to take a photo, and he saw it said: "About two months, no more than three months. You have made great achievements this time, junior, don't you have anything wrong with our fairy family's style of work?" Are you relieved?"

"Don't dare!" Mr. Cui lowered his head, only to see him say neither humble nor overbearing: "I have fought against Ranxi. Although it is injured now, its strength should not be underestimated, and it also has hundreds of demon egg crystals. , I hope all the immortals will not underestimate the enemy."

Mr. Hu San nodded, and then said: "You don't have to worry about this matter. When there is a result, I will naturally come to you, to you."

Having said that, Mr. Hu San turned his head to look at Zhang Shifei. For a moment, he showed a smile that was not a smile, but this expression was fleeting, and Mr. Hu turned his head again, and then Said: "You guys have a good rest, we are leaving."

Mr. Cui lowered his head, and then said: "Yes, I respectfully send you off to the immortal family."

After Mr. Cui finished speaking, the temperature in the room rose instantly, and the terrifying evil spirit disappeared without a trace in an instant. Only then did Zhang Shifei raise his head, and saw that the three chairs were empty. It was empty, obviously, the three wild fairies had already left, and on the blank wall, the photo of Uncle Wen seemed to be still laughing at these silly boys.

Mr. Cui sighed, then walked to the chair in two steps, sat down, curled his lips and said, "You said you did it."

That's right, Zhang Shifei was very happy for a long time when you said that this was done. He thought that the curse could be lifted today, but he didn't expect it to be delayed.

Zhang Shifei felt so depressed, suddenly, he had a feeling that he was like those migrant workers brothers, and Mr. Hu was like a contractor, mother, the promise was good at the beginning, but when he arrived When paying wages, I will give white notes and procrastinate.

Fortunately, however, there is a deadline, two months. Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei got a little more balanced. He thought to himself, forget it, isn’t it just two months? Two months away?
Obviously, Mr. Cui is not satisfied at this time. Speaking of which, he should also hope that the curse can be lifted. After all, virgins are the number one public enemy of men all over the world. Li Lanying said: "Fatty, bring the glass of water on the table, I'm thirsty."

Li Lanying did as he said, and saw that he handed the water glass to Mr. Cui, and asked at the same time: "Brother, what do you think we should do?"

"You asked me what to do." Mr. Cui took the water and was about to drink it, but found that the ice in the water hadn't melted. He put the quilt on the table angrily, and then said with a sigh: " I can only hope that the good things take a long time."

Indeed, I can only hope so now. At this time, Liu Yudi walked into the room again. Obviously, she figured out that the three immortals had already left. Seeing that everyone looked helpless, she asked what was going on. Mr. Cui answered truthfully, after Liu Yudi finished listening, he walked behind Mr. Cui, put his hands gently on his shoulders, and then said softly: "Okay, don't be unhappy, everyone, now don't compare Was it stronger than before?"

That's right, at least I have something to look forward to. I have to say that life still depends on women. After listening to Liu Yudi's words, the gentlemen gradually became happy again. That's right, as long as there is something to look forward to, it's good, but Mr. Cui is still a little worried. What happened yesterday and today seems to be no problem, but Mr. Cui always feels that something is wrong. Could it be that it will really go so smoothly?

Forget it, don't think about it, Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Okay, anyway, this matter can be regarded as a satisfactory solution, and Fuzetang is going to get back on track, to be honest , I have been troubled by the demon eggs in the past few months, even I am a little confused, whether I am a ghost catcher or a scientific researcher."

Indeed, although this egg demon is the same as the night fox clan that Mr. Cui met before, it is a monster transformed by Qibao, but it doesn't look like a dirty thing anyway. To put it simply, it doesn't look like a monster. Everyone actually thought so in their hearts, so they couldn't help laughing.

I saw that Mr. Cui said again: "Since the matter has been resolved, starting from tomorrow, Fuzetang and the kindergarten will be back on track, and you two, what are your plans?"

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