The years I was a birdman

Chapter 290 Attribution
Darkness, endless darkness, even if he stretched out his hands forward, he didn't know the direction he was pointing, and he didn't know how long it took for the light to appear. Zhang Shifei ran forward vigorously, hoping to escape from this nightmare-like situation. He thought with all his heart that when there was light there would be no darkness, but he was wrong, dead wrong.

Zhang Shifei stepped into the light step by step, but the scene in front of him made him extremely horrified, because in front of him, there were many egg monsters, which were already dead egg monsters, including Xiao Qi, Xiao Jiu, and Eleven. , On the sixth day of the lunar new year, they all maintained the terrifying appearance before they died. Zhang Shifei was stunned. He opened his mouth wide and couldn't say a word. Hand came, and then said in a gloomy voice: "You are here, I have been waiting for you for a long time."

"Ah!!!" Zhang Shifei sat up suddenly, the sunlight hit the floor through the window, the red floor reflected the golden light, Zhang Shifei was naked to the waist, covered in cold sweat, he turned his head , looked at the phone, only to realize that it was already past nine o'clock in the morning.

It was another nightmare. Zhang Shifei sighed, and then scratched his messy hair. His hair was already very long. Even Zhang Shifei didn't know why it grew so fast. His bangs almost covered his eyes. Shi Fei sat on the bed, looked at the bright sunshine outside the window, and couldn't help but curse secretly: Damn, why do you keep dreaming about these thieves?

After learning that his own destiny could not be changed in a short period of time, Zhang Shifei gave up the thought that should have been perfect in his heart. Although it is already autumn, the air is still hot, and he doesn't know what kind of wind it is. Well, the air conditioner in Fuzetang had broken down a long time ago, and a broken electric fan couldn't solve the furnace-like bodies of the three gentlemen. Therefore, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying didn't continue sneaking away, and returned to their respective homes last night.

After experiencing Nianzishan and his trip, Zhang Shifei was very excited when he returned to Harbin, smelling the familiar atmosphere. He thought his parents would be so excited when they saw him, but he was wrong again. When he got home last night, it was almost two o'clock. As soon as he entered the door, he saw that the TV in the living room was still on, and his father was half lying down in a grandiose manner. The small local TV station still had TV programs at this time. , the general mode is to play a song or sketch and insert a breast enhancement advertisement. Zhang Shifei was very happy to see his father, so he walked up and said to his father with tears in his eyes: "Dad! ,I am back."

"Oh, I also know that name." At that time, his father stretched his waist, then turned to look at Zhang Zhengfei, without any extra surprise.

Zhang Shifei frowned at that time, he thought to himself what did his father say?What' I also know the name? ', when he just thought of this, a man with small eyes appeared on the TV, wearing a peaked cap, and hummed endlessly: "Don't hit my mother like this again (accompaniment sound)~~ Don't you Doesn't it hurt (and voice)~~"

Damn, what happened to this matter, why did I catch up with this prodigal song playing on TV as soon as I came back?Zhang Shifei was speechless immediately, and the emotions that had been brewing for a long time disappeared. He thought in his heart, well, it seems that they really thought I was going on a trip, so he had to smile awkwardly, and then turned to him. Dad said, "Dad, why are you up so late?"

As soon as he finished speaking, his father scratched his leg hair, and then said helplessly to Zhang Shifei while watching TV: "I drank two more glasses tonight, and asked your mother to type it out for me. , I wondered too, don't her hands hurt?"

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The song on the TV continued to sing endlessly, Zhang Shifei suddenly felt that the singing was too lifeless, and it was completely reversed!For a while, Zhang Shifei really didn't know what to say, his father yawned, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Okay, he said that I will sleep in the living room if I am not sober. I think she is also asleep now, so I should touch it back, you boy, are you happy traveling and playing, do you have enough money?"

Zhang Shifei scratched the back of his head, thinking that this is actually pretty good, anyway, as long as the parents don’t worry, so he nodded, and then said: "It’s not over yet, just for fun... Very happy."

Really very happy, can you not be happy if you play your life?Zhang Shifei's father heard what he said, so he didn't babble anymore. He was not a parent who loved ink, and he adopted a free-range model for Zhang Shifei since he was a child, so he turned his back casually, and then said to Zhang Shifei : "Just be happy, go to bed early, I can't take it anymore, this old lady, if it wasn't for your sake, I wouldn't be able to deal with her to death."

That's enough, don't make excuses, Zhang Shifei smiled awkwardly, he watched his father tiptoe to the door of the bedroom, opened the door, afraid of making a slight noise, and then sneaked in, this skill, Zhang Shifei vaguely found a feeling of Assassin's Creed.

The footwork of an emotional assassin was forced by his wife!Zhang Shifei shook his head with a wry smile, then went upstairs, took off his clothes and fell asleep, and ended up having a nightmare all night.

It was really unlucky, Zhang Shifei yawned, got out of bed to wash, took a cold shower, he became much more energetic, after he got dressed, he remembered the question Mr. Cui asked last night.

Mr. Cui said that the demon egg incident has come to an end. If the two of them think about it, they can graduate from Fuzetang. After all, the two have different identities and will leave sooner or later. After Mr. Cui finished speaking, Zhang For a moment, I didn't know what to say.

In the beginning, he really didn't want to work in this crappy place, it was because of Cui's coercion and lure, plus the freezing of his father's funds. It can be said that this is a forced contract, but I don't know why, After staying in Fuzetang for a long time, when Mr. Cui said that they had the right to choose to leave, Zhang Shifei was full of reluctance.

He feels that in this impetuous society, Fuzetang is undoubtedly not a pure land on earth. Here, he found his own existence and found his own value. Li Lanying must have thought so. Looking at Li Lanying, Li Lanying smiled at him, Zhang Shifei made up his mind, and then said to Mr. Cui, "What are you talking about, of course I have to come to work, otherwise it would be so boring."

Li Lanying also nodded, since Xiaoba's demon seed incident, he really didn't dare to ask for love anymore, and he was also afraid that if he didn't come to work, he would return to his previous boring life, so he also said that he would continue work.

Mr. Cui buttoned his booger, and then said to the two of them: "Alright then, you two young masters, but from today onwards, you won't be paid any more, understand?"

"Why?" Zhang Shifei asked.

"Why do you say, let you two come to be buddies, how much did I pay? Damn, I remembered here, you two can't leave now if you want to leave, hurry up and work for me for free until you pay off my debts money."

Damn, his memory is really good. At that time, Zhang Shifei was speechless, and he also remembered it. Indeed, he still owes this branch a large sum of money. Zhang Shifei's pocket money has been unfrozen, so if he wants to pay it back, he should be able to pay it off soon, but he smiled, knowing in his heart that Mr. Cui is actually not short of this money, and he needs a reason for everything , This may be the basics of being a human being, anyway, just use this as a reason to continue staying in Fuzetang.

So Zhang Shifei agreed without hesitation.

Of course, Mr. Cui said more or less in his heart, and he didn't want these two boys to leave. After all, they have been together for such a long time, and everyone has feelings. In addition, he knows that starting tomorrow, he may have no chance to go out. How much, if you receive any weird commissions, then there are still two free labors available, why not do it?

Zhang Shifei regained his composure from his thoughts. It was almost ten o'clock, so he dressed neatly, then went downstairs and went out, took a taxi and went straight to Fuzetang.

Fuzetang really opened today. Zhang Shifei pushed open the glass door of Fuzetang. He thought that Mr. Cui would still sit in front of the computer and fight landlords, but he was wrong again. Mr. Cui did not fight today. Landlord, but sitting on the sofa, playing origami with a pair of glasses that look like reading glasses, and three or four middle-aged people standing beside him kept asking him this and that, and Mr. Cui did not stop , one by one to deal with.

Obviously, Mr. Cui is not really playing origami. Although he is no different from a dead nerd and can embroider two stitches of cross-stitch when he is bored, the things he folded today are serious things. Paper ingots on stack of shiny gold paper.

Zhang Shifei saw a big box next to Mr. Cui, which was full of pieces of gold paper. There were more than 50 paper ingots piled up on the sofa. Only then did he realize that Mr. Cui was cashing in. My promise to the old hanged ghost, I heard the old ghost Uncle Wen in the mirror say before, how long will it take to stack [-] paper ingots!

As for those few people, it is easy to explain, because counting, Fuzetang has not been open for more than a month, and these people who look like local rich people are probably here to ask for help.

It's just a pain for Mr. Cui, he has to focus on two things at this time, while speaking official language with those people, his hands are still restless, with both hands stacking ingots like edamame. When he saw Zhang Shifei enter the room, He hurriedly adjusted his glasses, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Stop watching, hurry up, go to the kindergarten, Liu Yudi is a little uncomfortable today, help take care of the child~!"

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, thinking that this is really back to the right track, no matter what, he is still staying anyway, instead of listening to the nonsense of these suspicious local rich men, it is better to have fun with those little ghosts, so He nodded, then turned and went out.

Behind him, Mr. Cui kept saying to the local rich men: "Brother, what are you talking about, do you feel that you have been stained with something dirty recently? What's the matter? Ah, you said that you are going to make a full set of mirror rooms with Korean-style pine bones After the massage, my waist and eyes hurt for no reason. After one hour, it feels like being pinched by a ghost? Let me give you an idea. If you are doing a massage in the future, it will be within this one hour , you are tired and take the time to blink, and then buy two boxes of kidney-tonifying medicine to eat, this has nothing to do with whether to invite Buddha statues..."

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, thinking that this is really enough for him. He has not opened for too long, and there are so many innocent people pretending to be ghosts as soon as they open. These adults are completely different from others. Basically, they are all party members. Look at their corrupt stomachs. It is said that they don’t do bad things during the day, and they don’t startle when they knock on the door during the night shift.

Zhang Shifei shrugged helplessly, and then walked out to the kindergarten next door. Liu Yudi is indeed a little haggard today, but this teacher is really competent. It seems that these little ancestors have just finished reading, and it is about noon. When Zhang Shifei came, he forced a smile, and then said to her, "You came just in time, take a look at them for me, and I will cook."

Zhang Shifei nodded, and then said to Liu Yudi, "Got it, sister-in-law, take care of your body, why are you so haggard today?"

Liu Yudi shook her head, then smiled, and said to Zhang Shifei, "Don't call me sister-in-law, you haven't touched the curse on Brother Cui yet, I'm afraid..."

Only then did Zhang Shifei realize that he had said something wrong, so he said, "I'm sorry, then you can take a rest when you have time."

Liu Yudi nodded, and then said, "Well, I'm really feeling a little uncomfortable today. Fortunately, I have a half-day class on Friday."

After finishing speaking, Liu Yudi went into the back room to make lunch for the children. Zhang Shifei stood at the door and looked at the children who were sitting in chairs, and those children sat on the chairs and looked at him. Suddenly, the atmosphere became awkward , These children have seen Zhang Shifei, and Mr. Cui took him to the kindergarten many times. These children, just like Mr. Cui, call Zhang Shifei "Xiao Zhang".

Zhang Shifei tidied up his emotions, trying to appear gentle in front of these children, but as soon as he took out his cigarette, a child with a thick head and a thick head said: "Xiao Zhang, don't smoke, the teacher said that second-hand smoke is not good."

Damn, children don't need to be so precocious now!Do you know the word second-hand smoke?Zhang Shifei smiled helplessly, put away his cigarette, moved a small bench and sat in front of those children, unlike Mr. Cui, he really didn't know what to say to these children, After holding back for a long time, he finally uttered a few words: "Well, you guys go to study by yourself."

"Cut~~" Those children curled their lips and despised Zhang Shifei. Zhang Shifei felt so upset, thinking how could even a little kid despise me?
The child just now continued to say: "It's boring to die. Old Cui hasn't told a story for a long time, why don't you tell one."

"I'll tell you?" Zhang Shifei blinked his eyes, and then said to the little fat man, "Where do I have any stories, Huang...ah no, there are a few jokes made by adults, but I can't tell you. ?”

Children are like this, they have no sense of novelty, so naturally they won’t have a good face with you. When those children see that Zhang Zhengfei has no story, they all look disappointed, but they seem to be a little reconciled. You must know that in this kindergarten, apart from playing Besides, only stories can make them happy.

So they didn't talk about Zhang's right and wrong anymore, but chatted about those games or cartoons, completely pretending that Zhang right and wrong didn't exist, and making Zhang right and wrong hurt their self-esteem.

After a while, the meal was ready, and Liu Yudi came out wearing an apron to ask the children to eat. Seeing Zhang Shifei's embarrassed expression, she asked him what was wrong, and Zhang Shifei told him truthfully. Zui'er smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei, it's okay, tell them when you have a story.

Even if I have a story, I don’t want to tell these children. Zhang Shifei grinned. When those children were eating, he walked out of the kindergarten, sat at the door, and looked at the not-too-blue sky in Harbin. To be honest, The days that seemed to be strangled by the neck have passed for a long time, and I finally relaxed. I don’t know why, but I’m not used to it. Man, it’s really cheap.

Zhang Shifei let out a long breath, and then thought blankly, where should Ranxi and Chuyi be now? Haven't they been caught by those wild fairies yet?
Damn, what do I think about this, Zhang Shifei shook his head, thinking in his heart, it has nothing to do with me, I still have to take care of myself, so Zhang Shifei sighed again, he remembered what Liu Yudi said to him just now, in fact he I feel that I still have a story, but now I don't know what form I should use to express it. Moreover, every story should have an ending. I haven't waited for the day when the curse will be lifted, but , I believe that soon I will be able to tell these children my half-truth and half-fake stories like Mr. Cui.

However, that should be in the future.

The fat man came after one o'clock in the afternoon. Unlike Zhang Shifei, who didn't need to practice and could find nothing to do and wandered around. On the contrary, the fat man found his position very casually. With his corrupt body, he Son, coupled with his wretched personality and eloquence, he cooperated with Mr. Cui to deal with those local rich people.

Although he belongs to the ignorant type, he has a knife mouth anyway, dare to say, the fact is like this, as long as you dare to say, someone will dare to believe that Fuzetang, which has been closed for more than a month, has not stopped the flow of customers today , the phone rang every once in a while, and some people came to visit. The arrival of the fat man really relieved Mr. Cui. Yes, fortunately, when it comes to technical terminology, Mr. Cui will come up with some words, and occasionally throw out a few lines of poetry, plus the fat man is constantly fooling around, the cooperation of the two is called a skillful one.

Seeing that the fat man found his belonging so quickly, Zhang Shifei didn't know what to do, and suddenly he felt that he was quite useless in the first place. Answering the phone or something, when it was past three o'clock, Mr. Cui saw that he seemed really bored, so he took the time to say to him: "You, it's a waste of time, anyway, you can't do anything here now, why don't you cherish your time?" , do something you can do?"

"What can I do?" Zhang Shifei said.

Mr. Cui snorted, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Go pick up girls, anyway, there are still two months, as long as you don't make trouble, I'm not talking about you, don't let people wait too long, you don't have to wait too long. Easy, understand?"

Zhang Shifei understands that Mr. Cui is telling him to find Liang Yun'er. It's true, since he went to Nianzishan and came back, he hasn't called Liang Yun'er. He is indeed a bit too much, but his thoughts are only his own. He understands that that seemingly real experience, he can't figure out that he has become a real body of giving up at this moment, and when he thinks of this curse, he naturally has some scruples in his heart.

He really missed Liang Yun'er very much, and his heart was full of guilt. He felt that he was sorry for her. Even though Zhang Shifei looked like a pedant, his heart was still delicate and hesitant. , making him subconsciously afraid to see Liang Yun'er.

But, this is not a way, what should be seen, still needs to be seen, it has been almost a month, and it is time to show up, so Zhang Shifei nodded, and then said to Mr. Cui: " Then I..."

"Hurry up." Mr. Cui said to Zhang Shifei while stacking the ingots: "It's too peaceful now, you have to find where you belong as soon as possible, and I will call you when something happens, go."

Belonging, where is my belonging?Zhang Shifei was pushed out of Fuzetang in this way, looking at the street with endless traffic, he thought in his heart, forget it, or don't want to, isn't it all like this, since it's over now, let's have a good time with Liang Yuner Let's have fun, just in time to cultivate and cultivate feelings, and prepare for the formal proposal in two months.

Then again, I really need to get along well with Liang Yun'er. After all, this is the goal he has been fighting for. Now that the egg demon has been beaten away, Liang Yun'er is the next battlefield for him, right? Zhang Shifei thought of this, and the smile returned to his face. He felt that he seemed to have found his belonging again, and that was love.

So, he smiled and took out his mobile phone, and dialed Liang Yuner's number. He wanted to go on a date with Liang Yuner and enjoy this rare quiet time, even though he still didn't know it, the quiet time always appeared before the storm.

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