The years I was a birdman

Chapter 5 Yingzhou
"Don't go!"

The two yelled at the same time. The short man seemed to have a bad temper. He turned his head and said impatiently to the two of them, "Is it annoying? Just answer the two questions and ask them."

Li Lanying has been suppressing his anger, thanks to Zhang Shifei's winking with him all the time, in fact, Zhang Shifei is not angry, you must know that no one has talked to him like this since he was a child, but except for his parents and relatives Those people were all beaten into little dragons by him.

But there is no way, the situation of the two of them is different now, even the dragon has to fight, Zhang Shifei knows this truth very well, so he said in a slave voice: "Don't, don't, sir, don't think we are bothering you. It’s just that there is really nothing we can do, you see both of us have become like this, so please help us.”

The short man looked at Zhang Shifei, then smiled, and said, "Okay, but you can't help for nothing. There is no free food in this world."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were stunned when they heard this. Zhang Shifei thought, this is his grandson trying to blackmail him for money. MB, what are we doing? We have changed from the village head to the third fat man. What do you want? Another shot?

But there was really no other way, so Zhang Shifei had no choice but to say: "Well, look, we have nothing left with our looks, why don't we owe it first?"

I saw the man who pressed him chuckled, then looked at them and said, "What's the use of asking for money, think about it, there are only old people in this place that doesn't shit, except for me, I'll give you the money." Don’t worry if you have no place to spend, I don’t want money, I just want..."

After all, the short man blinked his mung bean-like drunken eyes at the two of them. Zhang Shifei wondered why the grandson's eyes were so obscene, just like Dong Rina looking at Liu Xiang. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but I shuddered.

The wretched man looked at it for a while, then pointed his finger at Zhang Shifei who had turned into a peacock, and said wretchedly, "That little brother, turn around and have a look."

Zhang Shifei suddenly had a feeling that If You Are the One, why did you ask me to turn around?He thought, but after hesitating for a while, he turned around.

As soon as he turned around, the drunk man's eyes lit up, and he was drooling and said to the two, "I want this!"

Zhang Shifei turned around and couldn't see what he said, but Li Lianying beside him suddenly cursed: "Your uncle!!"

When Zhang Shifei heard that Fatty Li was impatient, he was startled. He hurriedly turned around and said in a low voice, "Old Li, who are you scolding? We have to rely on him now."

I saw Li Lanying said furiously: "Relying on him is a fart, this old grandson wants your ass!"

Zhang Shifei was stunned, and then saw that wretched man pointed his finger at his ass, which made Zhang Shifei's scalp tingle at first, and then finally couldn't help but also erupted: "Your uncle!!"

I saw the short man said inexplicably: "What do you think you are scolding me for?"

Zhang Shifei couldn't bear it anymore, what the hell is this old glass doing? ', so he yelled: "What the hell am I calling you for? Then why do you want my ass!?"

The short man was stunned, and then he said helplessly, "What do I want your ass for?"

Zhang Shifei continued to be furious: "How the hell would I know!"

The short man said a little speechlessly: "I am the king of heaven! You got it wrong! I didn't mean what you want your ass for, I mean what you want your ass for... Oh, forget it, I won't explain it, I'm not If you want your butt, why do you need the tip of your buttocks? I mean your tail!"

Tail?Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were taken aback for another moment, and then turned their heads to look at the same thing. The bird has no tail. This old grandson must want his own feathers. Zhang Shifei thought, he looked at the sparse feathers on his buttocks The few Long Feathers breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s okay, it’s okay, he thought to himself, it turned out that he was evil, and this wretched man didn’t think about that at all, so he said to the wretched man, “You want feathers, so I’ll give them to you. How many do you want, let’s talk about it first, I’ll give it to you, but you must answer all our questions.”

Seeing that Zhang Shifei agreed, the short man said with a smile: "Understood, it's really troublesome, just one, I'll pull it out myself."

Zhang Shifei nodded, and just as he nodded, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, as if he had cut his nails and scissors. He let out an 'oops' and saw a feather on his buttocks had come off As if blown by the wind, it floated into the hand of the short fat man.

In the past, the two would have been shocked, but now they both seem to be very calm. Originally, both of them have become this kind of virtue, so they naturally understand what Li Ning is, and everything is possible.

I saw the short man took the feather in his hand with a smile, and then took the gourd on the back. After unplugging the gourd, a strong smell of wine immediately wafted away, which made people unbelievable. In fact, it contained only river water.

After the short man pulled out the plug, he pinched the top of the feather, inserted the root of the feather into the gourd, and stirred it a few times. He looked even more wretched now, with his mouth half open, smelling the smell of the gourd. Jiuxiang actually salivated, like a monkey that had been hungry for half a month saw a banana tree.

Zhang and Li were stunned again, and Li Lanying whispered to Zhang Shifei, "Old Zhang, this grandson is licking your ass hair."

Zhang Shifei: "···················."

The short man ignored the two of them, and after rinsing the feathers a few more times, he pulled out the feathers and threw them aside. His expression at this moment was that of a full-fledged alcoholic.

Li Lianying whispered again: "Old Zhang, drink it! This grandson really drank it!"

Zhang Shifei: "··················."

After the short man took a few sips, he hiccupped and sighed softly: "No, it seems that there is still no pairing wine, and it is still not the taste I want."

At this time, Zhang Shifei couldn't bear it anymore, and he asked, "I said, I gave you the feather too, so it's time to answer our questions."

The short man looked at the two of them and said with a smile: "Of course, although it's a little troublesome." At this point, he shook the gourd and said, "Oh, by the way, do you two drink?"

The two shook their heads in fear, and then walked over. In fact, the two of them were very nervous at this time, because they had too many questions, and they didn't know which one to ask first, and how much did the short man drink at this time? After taking a sip of wine, he seemed to be very comfortable. He sat down on the grass and looked at the two as if asking for a question.

Zhang Shifei sorted out his emotions, and then asked anxiously, "What exactly is this place?"

The short man was stunned for a moment, then he opened his mouth and said with a big smile: "I said that you two are interesting enough, since you two have worked so hard to cultivate, you don't know where it is when you come here?"

The two of his words were at a loss.

Cultivation, Master Xiu, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, but he didn't say it out. He was not stupid. He shook his head and said, "We really don't know."

The short man yawned and asked, "Then how did you two get here?"

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other, and then they peed on the electric pole on the way home after drinking at KTV last night, and the big bird on the electric pole, and then they were stunned, and finally opened their eyes and came here. He also told the short man the truth about how he became like this bird.

This time it was the short man's turn to be confused.

I saw him scratching the back of his head, the dandruff was clearly visible, and then he said inexplicably, "What power are you talking about? What telegraph pole? Why can't I understand?"

Li Lanying looked at the wretched man, and said, "Don't you know what a telegraph pole is? Don't talk about it."

The short fat man stroked his beard, and then said: "I really don't know... Forget it, I don't want to know, it's too troublesome, if you two really don't know where this is, then you two will be troubled too. "

Hearing what he said, Zhang Shifei was a little puzzled. He asked, "Then where is this place? Why did we come here? Also, what's going on with us?"

The short fat man waved his hand, and then said: "Don't worry, ask one by one, or it will be too troublesome, well, then I will answer your first question first, if you really don't know where this is, I will Let me tell you, this place is Yingzhou."

(End of this chapter)