The years I was a birdman

Chapter 4 Drunk
Zhang Shifei groaned secretly in his heart. The current situation is extremely bad. If anything happens to the fat man, he really can't hold on anymore, so he tremblingly said to Fatty Li: "Li Lanying, I'm with you!" Say I'm timid, don't you scare me?!"

I saw Li Lanying sitting on the river bank with his buttocks on the ground, and he forced a big hole. He grabbed his head with two bear paws, and said to Zhang Shifei in great pain: "Scare you? I still Have time to scare you? I was almost scared to death by myself, look at me, look at my bear, oh my god, what happened to us. "

Looking at the helpless Li Lanying, Zhang Shifei looked like a real bear. For a while, Zhang Shifei realized that he didn't know what to say, but after a while, Li Lanying calmed down a lot, and he said to himself He said to himself: "Forget it, you don't look like a bird, alas, Lao Zhang, what should we do if we have become like this?"

The two finally resigned to their fate. Zhang Shifei said to Li Lanying: "I don't know, but I have to live. Drink some water first, and then see if I can find food. After that, see if I can get out of this grassland, right?" Everyone said time travel, did you say you let us catch up?"

Li Lanying lowered her head dejectedly and said: "Fart, it's not like I haven't read those online novels, which one of those bad thieves has magic weapons and cheat books, and they are all very handsome, look at the bears of us... ··I don't even know what to say.

Only you are a bear, Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying and thought, but he didn't say anything, because he is not as good as a bear like this, think Zhang Shifei used to care about his appearance, after all, it is the capital of picking up girls, but He is completely out of the mood now. At this moment, handsome is a bird, and his grandma is a bear.

The indescribable feeling in the hearts of the two is like eating flies in a competition at the same time. It is disgusting to death. This nausea is connected with the blood. I don’t know how long it will follow the two. It is also a coincidence. The two have been laughing fifty steps since they were young. Hundred steps, I didn't expect that it would still be like this after the body changed.

Fortunately, the psychological quality of the two is still good. Although everything is still a mess, it seems that there is nowhere to go, so the hearts of the two calmed down a little.

Thirst, accompanied by hunger, is a feeling that emerges after a little calm down, so the two unlucky guys looked at each other, didn't say much, and plunged their heads into the water together.

Zhang Shifei finally found a spiritual consolation, that is, after he became a peacock, his beak became slightly longer, as long as he plunged the beak into the water, he could drink water.

Zhang Shifei raised his neck so that the water could flow into his esophagus. This action was really stupid. He smiled bitterly, but it seemed to be much better than Fatty Li, because he saw Fatty Li put the huge The bear's head was submerged in the water, and it was said that it was drinking water, which was more like suicide.

Zhang Shifei raised his paw and kicked Li Lanying's buttocks, and said, "Okay, just drink enough, don't choke you to death."

The river was bubbling and bubbling, Li Lanying pulled out her head violently, panting heavily, and said, "Ah! Phew, it's really enjoyable, isn't it, it seems that I can't die, no, I haven't had enough, Let me have a few more bites."

After all, he plunged his head into the water again. Zhang Shifei looked at Fatty Li and thought to himself, this seems to be his nature. This fat man has been greedy since he was a child. When the kindergarten teacher gave out oranges, he always picked the big ones. Yes, you need two more, so that when you grow up, you learn to prostitute, and it's the same, you pick the big ones, and you need two.

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly. He is no better than Fatty Li. Relatively speaking, he is quite normal. All a relatively normal person can think about now is nothing more than what to do next, how to return to his previous body , How can I get out of this fucking, purple grassland.

When the fat man was still 'diving' and Zhang Shifei was thinking hard, suddenly a strange voice came from nowhere.

It's singing.

Yes, when Zhang Shifei was worrying, suddenly a singing sound came from not far away. The sudden shock made Zhang Shifei shiver, and then, goose bumps quickly appeared all over his body.

This song is too ugly.

Where is the singing coming from? !It was coming from the left. Zhang Shifei was terrified. He quickly turned his head to look, and saw a person appearing out of thin air not far away. Yes, it appeared out of thin air. Together with this disgusting singing voice Together.

Zhang Shifei didn't know when the man came, or when he appeared. This man looked about 40 years old, and he was already a member of the ranks of half-dead bad old men. His visual height was about 1.4 meters [-] Left and right, like Pan Changjiang, with disheveled hair, square face, red face, green beard, a piece of clothes that look like pajamas that haven't been washed for more than ten years can't tell what color it is, and the clothes are wrapped around the body casually , showing a chubby belly and a slap of chest hair, a broken rope was tied around the neck, and the rope extended to the back, and something that looked like a gourd was hung.

The right and wrong clothes seemed to have been seen on TV, but he had no impression. He was stunned. What surprised him was where did this guy come from?But what made him even more embarrassed was not this point, but the old guy's actions, which were too wretched.

He leaned forward with his upper body and his lower body leaned forward, stretching his hands forward into the dirty pajamas, as if he was groping for something. At this moment, Zhang Shifei was stunned. What is this guy going to do?
Peeing, that's right, just when Zhang Shifei was surprised, this guy had already revealed his weapon and opened the gate to release the water. Accompanied by the ugly singing and the accompaniment of the river rushing, that old man who came out of nowhere It has become more convenient in the upstream of Zhang Shifei.

But before Li Lanying's head was pulled out of the river, in just a few seconds, Fatty Li suffered another tragedy.

It was only at this time that Zhang Shifei heard what the wretched man who pissed was singing, and he sang while urinating: "Cang Ran sits alone on the head of Yingzhou, looking at the rolling world. Worry, forget sorrow."

It was these four sentences, sung over and over again, with a broken gong-like voice, which made Zhang Shifei speechless. There was a wretched man who pissed and sang, and no one could speak when he put it on anyone.

After three seconds.

"How cool!"

I saw Li Lanying beside him violently pulled his big fat head out of the water, wiped his hairy head with his big paws, and said to Zhang Shifei: "Old Zhang! This water is so sweet, and the delicate water is so sweet. It smells like wine, you have to take another sip... Puff!!!!"

Before he finished speaking, he spit out all the water in his mouth, because he saw Zhang Shifei who was already stunned and couldn't close his beak, and the normal-looking wandering girl upstream who was singing and wretched. male.

Hearing someone talking, that sloppy wretched man also trembled. He stopped singing but did not stop releasing water. I saw him holding a weapon in his left hand and pinching his waist with his right hand, turning his head to look at the two of them, and then smiled lewdly. After a moment, he turned his head and said with a smile to the two of them, "Yo~, it's so strange today that two bastards ran in."

Although he was far away from the two of them, when he opened his mouth, the two of them could smell the strong smell of alcohol. In the past, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's petty tempers would have rushed forward and punched the grandson down, but today The time is different from the past, the two of them look like this now, where is the bad temper coming from?

Now a big living person appeared out of nowhere in this disgusting grassland, no doubt it was the lifeline of the two of them, but the grandson's appearance was indeed a little shivering, but it was better than nothing, so Zhang Shifei regained his composure and rushed forward Wings ran up to the man.

The strong smell of alcohol came oncoming, even Zhang Shifei, who had a habit of drinking, was almost unable to resist. He shivered for a while, and then looked at the short man who peed. This man seemed to have some problems with his prostate, his movements had not changed, and Before he finished urinating, he saw the bird and beast coming towards him, so he didn't dodge, but continued to smile and said: "I don't know how you got here, I wanted to ask, but after thinking about it It's too troublesome, it seems that you are full of questions, but this is too troublesome, let's talk about it first, I will only answer your two questions."

Li Lanying, who came later, was already full of anger because of the drink just now, and now he is called a beast. You must know that he was used to his parents since he was a child, and he also messed around after going to school. Instantly replaced by anger, he blurted out: "Who are you talking about?"

The scorpion smiled, pointed at the two of them with a pinched finger, and said, "The first question, I'm talking about you two."

Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, and he said in surprise, "Can you understand us?"

As soon as the words came out, Zhang Shifei was very annoyed, what am I talking about!
Sure enough, the short man smiled and said, "I can understand the second question."

When he was talking, he had already finished urinating. I saw that he put away his weapon and fastened his trouser belt, and then took out the empty gourd on his back. He didn't think it was dirty, so he directly soaked it in the water and poured a gourd of water. , Then he didn't talk nonsense, and turned around and walked away with a drunken eye in his hand.

Seeing that the grandson was about to leave, Zhang and Li were frightened. You must know that it was so hard to see someone, how could you let him go like this without asking anything?So the two hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't go!! At least tell us where this is?!"

But the man didn't stop, and he said lazily as he walked, "It's too troublesome to talk too much."

What!Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying thought these two words at the same time, who do you think they are!
(End of this chapter)