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Chapter 81 Why Don't You Go to Work
Chapter 81 Why Don't You Go to Work
In Room 6, Building 502, Yujingjiayuan, a black hole suddenly appeared out of thin air, and then a person fell out of the black hole.
After more than two hours, a transparent soul body slowly descended from the black hole and attached to that body.
Si Zhai suddenly opened his eyes on the bed and sat up like a bounce.
"Huh! Huh!" He opened his eyes wide, panting violently, and the scene of being swallowed by eyeballs was vivid in his memory.
Seeing everything familiar in the room, Si Zhai gradually calmed down.
He's back, he's not dead, he's still alive, he's still alive...
The tense nerves relaxed, Si Zhai threw himself back on the bed, and stared at the ceiling for a while.
He picked up the phone on the side and looked at it, the time was 13:58.This time it took nearly 3 hours, 9 times longer than the last time Journey to the West.
"Hey, kill the protagonist successfully, usurp the protagonist's fate point 5000 points!"
"Drip, external forces prevent us from usurping the fate of the world!"
"Overall evaluation, the task is not completed enough, no reward!"
Suddenly, a series of system notifications sounded. Hearing this completely different notification sound from the past, Si Zhai was stunned for a moment. Just as he was about to ask what was going on, the doorbell rang.
Si Zhaijin pulled on his slippers to open the door, and there was a guy in blue overalls standing at the door, who was from the courier company.
Si Zhai reacted for a while before remembering that he asked the courier company to pick up the goods before crossing.
In order to move the stacks of packed notebooks downstairs, Si Zhai and the boy moved back and forth a dozen times, and went up and down the stairs more than 20 times, both of them were exhausted.
After paying the postage and service fee, Si Zhai gave another 50 yuan tip, and the young man happily drove away in the car.
Looking at the hot sun, Si Zhai thought about it and went to the supermarket. Since it was a weekday, there were not many people in the supermarket.
Si Zhai went to the vegetable section and bought two long eggplants, six tomatoes, and four peppers.I went to the meat section to buy two catties of lean meat, and went to the tofu seller to buy a catty of tofu.
Pushing the shopping cart around, Si Zhai bought another big watermelon.
When he arrived at the cigarette section, Si Zhai stopped. He smoked a lot in that world. Now when he saw the smoke, he unconsciously aroused the craving already in his body.
Si Zhai swallowed, hesitated for a while, but still didn't touch it.
He always feels that someone who has a girlfriend should not smoke.
By the time I took this pile of things home, it was already four o'clock, and it was half an hour before the Three Virgins finished school.
Si Zhai still hadn't caught his breath, and then went to pick up the child.
The taxi arrived at Hope Primary School, about ten minutes before school was over.Si Zhai waited at the gate of the school with a group of grandparents and mothers who came to pick up the children, looking very conspicuous.
After all, it is very common for grandparents to look after children now, and there are also many full-time mothers, but it seems very different for a big man like Si Zhai to pick up the children, and he is very unique in the crowd.
"Young man, where do you get off work? Why do you leave work so early?" These are the words of an old man.
"Are you also here to pick up the children? Don't you go to work in broad daylight?" These were the words of an old lady.
"Where's your wife? Why don't you go to work?" These are the words of a woman.
Si Zhai: ...
Can I say I work from home?I'm here to pick up my wife. Do you believe that my wife is a primary school student?
Si Zhai put on a cold face, but didn't talk to him.But this group of uncles, aunts, and elder sisters have nothing to do all day long, and they are in a panic. After finally seeing such a 'wonderful' Si Zhai, how could they let it go so easily?
So in the next ten minutes, a group of people gathered around Si Zhai, "Why don't you go to work?" "Why don't you go to work?"...
There seemed to be a curse in Si Zhai's mind, and he kept shouting 'Why don't you go to work', 'Why don't you go to work'...
I'm breaking the law if I don't go to work! ?
When the school bell rang, San ShengMu came out bouncing around, looking in a good mood.
Seeing the small figure of the Three Holy Mothers carrying a small schoolbag, Si Zhai's nose was sore and he almost cried, savior!
A group of grandpas, aunts and elder sisters didn't leave either, they all stood there wanting to see this 'lazy' child.
When they saw a very cute little loli with long waist-length snow-white hair and pale silver eyes jumping up and down into Si Zhai's arms, the group of people were stunned.
"This... is this your own?"
"Crap, these are two species at all, right?"
"Isn't Xi being a father?"
Well, he was called Xi's father again. He has only been here twice, and he was called Xi's father twice. Does he have a green ring on his head or a tortoise shell?
Si Zhai decided to buy a car, and he would drive directly to pick up his children in the future. He couldn't believe what this group of bitches could say while he was sitting in the car!
After taking a taxi, Si Zhai was thinking about what kind of car to buy, when San Shengmu tugged at the corner of his clothes.
Si Zhai looked at her: "What are you doing?"
The Third Holy Mother laughed so hard that she couldn't see her teeth, "You mortals are so stupid!"
"..."
Si Zhai: "What did you do today?"
The Three Holy Mothers proudly said: "I crushed those stupid mortals with my IQ, and watching them tremble under my stalwart IQ, with their desperate little eyes, is so refreshing, I have decided, I will come every day in the future go to school!"
Do you come to crush the flowers of the motherland every day?
Si Zhai decided to let her have a longer memory, so he asked her: "Is there an English class today?"
Hearing the word English, San Shengma pursed her lips, "No, but it will be available tomorrow."
What she hates the most is English, because she finds that she can't understand it at all. Speaking of which, what do these mortals do for food? Just knock down the whole world and let them speak Chinese together.
Seeing the expression on Sanshengmu's face after eating a fly, Si Zhai felt better, and said with a smile, "No problem?" (Is there a problem?)
"What?"
"Nothing, littlefool." (Nothing, littlefool.)
Although Sanshengmu couldn't understand, she could tell from this guy's expression that he was mocking her.Angrily, she kicked him a few times with her harmless short legs, turned her head away, and ignored him.
Si Zhai just loves to see her deflated, and is so happy from ear to ear.
Back home, Sanshengmu threw away her schoolbag, rolled onto the bed with her mobile phone in her arms, Si Zhai originally bought her a mobile phone for the convenience of communication, but this girl just used it as a game console.
"Don't forget to do your homework!"
Si Zhai yelled, but no one answered, shrugged his shoulders, put on his calabash apron, and prepared to cook.When he was in Shutu World, he asked Shaluo to hire a Chinese cook to learn a few skills. Although he is not a master chef now, he still has a few dishes that he can handle well.
Just after washing the dishes to be used, the phone in Si Zhai's pocket rang.
"Gourd baby~Gourd baby..."
Si Zhai wiped his hands on his apron, took out his mobile phone from his back pocket, and the caller ID: Ye Ling.
(End of this chapter)
In Room 6, Building 502, Yujingjiayuan, a black hole suddenly appeared out of thin air, and then a person fell out of the black hole.
After more than two hours, a transparent soul body slowly descended from the black hole and attached to that body.
Si Zhai suddenly opened his eyes on the bed and sat up like a bounce.
"Huh! Huh!" He opened his eyes wide, panting violently, and the scene of being swallowed by eyeballs was vivid in his memory.
Seeing everything familiar in the room, Si Zhai gradually calmed down.
He's back, he's not dead, he's still alive, he's still alive...
The tense nerves relaxed, Si Zhai threw himself back on the bed, and stared at the ceiling for a while.
He picked up the phone on the side and looked at it, the time was 13:58.This time it took nearly 3 hours, 9 times longer than the last time Journey to the West.
"Hey, kill the protagonist successfully, usurp the protagonist's fate point 5000 points!"
"Drip, external forces prevent us from usurping the fate of the world!"
"Overall evaluation, the task is not completed enough, no reward!"
Suddenly, a series of system notifications sounded. Hearing this completely different notification sound from the past, Si Zhai was stunned for a moment. Just as he was about to ask what was going on, the doorbell rang.
Si Zhaijin pulled on his slippers to open the door, and there was a guy in blue overalls standing at the door, who was from the courier company.
Si Zhai reacted for a while before remembering that he asked the courier company to pick up the goods before crossing.
In order to move the stacks of packed notebooks downstairs, Si Zhai and the boy moved back and forth a dozen times, and went up and down the stairs more than 20 times, both of them were exhausted.
After paying the postage and service fee, Si Zhai gave another 50 yuan tip, and the young man happily drove away in the car.
Looking at the hot sun, Si Zhai thought about it and went to the supermarket. Since it was a weekday, there were not many people in the supermarket.
Si Zhai went to the vegetable section and bought two long eggplants, six tomatoes, and four peppers.I went to the meat section to buy two catties of lean meat, and went to the tofu seller to buy a catty of tofu.
Pushing the shopping cart around, Si Zhai bought another big watermelon.
When he arrived at the cigarette section, Si Zhai stopped. He smoked a lot in that world. Now when he saw the smoke, he unconsciously aroused the craving already in his body.
Si Zhai swallowed, hesitated for a while, but still didn't touch it.
He always feels that someone who has a girlfriend should not smoke.
By the time I took this pile of things home, it was already four o'clock, and it was half an hour before the Three Virgins finished school.
Si Zhai still hadn't caught his breath, and then went to pick up the child.
The taxi arrived at Hope Primary School, about ten minutes before school was over.Si Zhai waited at the gate of the school with a group of grandparents and mothers who came to pick up the children, looking very conspicuous.
After all, it is very common for grandparents to look after children now, and there are also many full-time mothers, but it seems very different for a big man like Si Zhai to pick up the children, and he is very unique in the crowd.
"Young man, where do you get off work? Why do you leave work so early?" These are the words of an old man.
"Are you also here to pick up the children? Don't you go to work in broad daylight?" These were the words of an old lady.
"Where's your wife? Why don't you go to work?" These are the words of a woman.
Si Zhai: ...
Can I say I work from home?I'm here to pick up my wife. Do you believe that my wife is a primary school student?
Si Zhai put on a cold face, but didn't talk to him.But this group of uncles, aunts, and elder sisters have nothing to do all day long, and they are in a panic. After finally seeing such a 'wonderful' Si Zhai, how could they let it go so easily?
So in the next ten minutes, a group of people gathered around Si Zhai, "Why don't you go to work?" "Why don't you go to work?"...
There seemed to be a curse in Si Zhai's mind, and he kept shouting 'Why don't you go to work', 'Why don't you go to work'...
I'm breaking the law if I don't go to work! ?
When the school bell rang, San ShengMu came out bouncing around, looking in a good mood.
Seeing the small figure of the Three Holy Mothers carrying a small schoolbag, Si Zhai's nose was sore and he almost cried, savior!
A group of grandpas, aunts and elder sisters didn't leave either, they all stood there wanting to see this 'lazy' child.
When they saw a very cute little loli with long waist-length snow-white hair and pale silver eyes jumping up and down into Si Zhai's arms, the group of people were stunned.
"This... is this your own?"
"Crap, these are two species at all, right?"
"Isn't Xi being a father?"
Well, he was called Xi's father again. He has only been here twice, and he was called Xi's father twice. Does he have a green ring on his head or a tortoise shell?
Si Zhai decided to buy a car, and he would drive directly to pick up his children in the future. He couldn't believe what this group of bitches could say while he was sitting in the car!
After taking a taxi, Si Zhai was thinking about what kind of car to buy, when San Shengmu tugged at the corner of his clothes.
Si Zhai looked at her: "What are you doing?"
The Third Holy Mother laughed so hard that she couldn't see her teeth, "You mortals are so stupid!"
"..."
Si Zhai: "What did you do today?"
The Three Holy Mothers proudly said: "I crushed those stupid mortals with my IQ, and watching them tremble under my stalwart IQ, with their desperate little eyes, is so refreshing, I have decided, I will come every day in the future go to school!"
Do you come to crush the flowers of the motherland every day?
Si Zhai decided to let her have a longer memory, so he asked her: "Is there an English class today?"
Hearing the word English, San Shengma pursed her lips, "No, but it will be available tomorrow."
What she hates the most is English, because she finds that she can't understand it at all. Speaking of which, what do these mortals do for food? Just knock down the whole world and let them speak Chinese together.
Seeing the expression on Sanshengmu's face after eating a fly, Si Zhai felt better, and said with a smile, "No problem?" (Is there a problem?)
"What?"
"Nothing, littlefool." (Nothing, littlefool.)
Although Sanshengmu couldn't understand, she could tell from this guy's expression that he was mocking her.Angrily, she kicked him a few times with her harmless short legs, turned her head away, and ignored him.
Si Zhai just loves to see her deflated, and is so happy from ear to ear.
Back home, Sanshengmu threw away her schoolbag, rolled onto the bed with her mobile phone in her arms, Si Zhai originally bought her a mobile phone for the convenience of communication, but this girl just used it as a game console.
"Don't forget to do your homework!"
Si Zhai yelled, but no one answered, shrugged his shoulders, put on his calabash apron, and prepared to cook.When he was in Shutu World, he asked Shaluo to hire a Chinese cook to learn a few skills. Although he is not a master chef now, he still has a few dishes that he can handle well.
Just after washing the dishes to be used, the phone in Si Zhai's pocket rang.
"Gourd baby~Gourd baby..."
Si Zhai wiped his hands on his apron, took out his mobile phone from his back pocket, and the caller ID: Ye Ling.
(End of this chapter)
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