Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 82
Seeing that the caller was Ye Ling, Si Zhai didn't want to answer the call.

Ye Ling is the real name for loving Nestle and not coffee. As I said earlier, because of Si Zhai, the filthy demon king, Ye Ling, a pure white flower, mutated into a poisonous tongue in minutes.

Si Zhai has always apologized as big as a fingernail, so he doesn't refuse every time he is dragged to drink.

But because of this, he didn't want to answer it, because every time this woman called, she asked him to drink with her, and when she was drunk, she went crazy, chasing him all over the street with a wine bottle, and fell asleep by herself when she was tired. I have to pay her for the drinks, and I have to carry her home.

He went to drink with her when he was full!

Si Zhai thought about it and refused!

What's the matter now that he also has a girlfriend, he can also say the phrase 'the wife is not allowed to drink', which is extremely lethal to single dogs.

But just after hanging up for two seconds, the phone rang again.

Seeing that it was still Ye Ling, Si Zhai refused again.

This time there was no movement, Si Zhai waited for a while, and was about to put the phone back into his pocket, when suddenly a series of message notifications sounded.

"Drip, you have an unread text message!"

"Drip, you have an unread text message!"

"Drip, you have an unread text message!"

……

In just 10 minutes, nearly a hundred messages came in to Si Zhai's mobile mailbox. When Si Zhai saw the dense number of letters from Ye Ling, his scalp felt numb.

This person must be sick, the cliff must be sick!
No wonder no one dared to marry her!

Si Zhai flicked through the messages tremblingly.

'Why don't you answer my phone? '

'Why don't you answer my phone? '

After sending nearly twenty such messages, Si Zhai swallowed his saliva and continued to read.

'Are you busy now?Can you come out and have a drink with me? '

There are nearly 20 identical messages again. It looks like you just sent one and immediately copied and pasted it. If you have to explain a sentence, it is enough. What do you mean if you have to say a sentence [-] times?
Are all older leftover women like this?
Si Zhai suddenly felt that it was dangerous for him to be with Sanshengmu, a leftover woman who was nearly a thousand years old.

Next, Si Zhai didn't flip through the pages one by one, but went straight to the last one.

'Call me back later, please? '

Seeing this almost begging tone, Si Zhai couldn't bear it.

In order to find a man to drink with you, big sister, you are enough.

Si Zhai was about to call back and agree, when the text message rang again.

'You bastards, I'm going to die, and I'll haunt you even as a ghost! '

Si Zhai almost threw his phone into the vegetable sink, this is too frightening, can you still send text messages properly?

At this time, there was another text message. Si Zhai saw it was a multimedia letter. On the multimedia letter was a girl in a white dress, with long fluttering hair and a delicate face. Keep smiling and show your charming side.

A woman's selfie heart is really scary, and she has to pose for a posthumous photo...

No, why is this woman still carrying a wine bottle?

Si Zhai took a closer look. Not only was he holding a wine bottle, but the photo was taken on the roof, and he could also see the solar energy on the roof.

Your sister, co-author, this is drunk and crazy!

Si Zhai has already guessed the general idea, this woman must have drunk the wine bottle and beat the blind date away again, but she has never lost control like this before, and she does not know what stimulated her this time.

He knew how courageous this woman was, and she definitely didn't dare to die, but now it's hard to say when she's drunk.

In line with the principle of humanitarianism and male girlfriends, Si Zhai still called her, and the connection rang, and the other side immediately picked it up.

"Why don't you answer my phone! Why don't you answer! Older women have no human rights, should older women be hung up? What right do you have for not answering my phone? You're obviously a dick, a single dog, and a virgin... "

Si Zhai hung up the phone with a smile on his face.

After less than 3 seconds, the call came back.

"Woooo, why did you hang up on me again... (coughs)... After all, I'm also a woman, how can you be so swollen, woooo!"

"Where are you now?" Si Zhai asked.

A strong nasal voice came, "(Sniff) Dynasty Hotel, (Sniff) You, do you want to come over?" There was a trace of expectation in the voice.

"Well, don't dance for now. You can dance again when I arrive later. I will broadcast a live broadcast, and I will definitely attract many fans. If you die, it is worthwhile."

I stayed opposite for a while, and scolded: "How can you do this, your conscience! As a best friend, shouldn't you persuade me?"

"Don't things like conscience be fed to dogs? As for girlfriends?" Si Zhai sighed pretentiously: "As a good girlfriend, I'll use the money you earned from the video of your suicide to buy you a bottle of beer. Just sprinkle it on your grave, and you can go there with peace of mind in a while."

Si Zhai said to himself again like a knife: "By the way, let me provide some information to the journalists. The deceased was an old maid. Because she had no man, she couldn't think of committing suicide. Well, such a funny trick will definitely make a lot of money. Qian, oh no, it’s funny when I think about it, this person must be an idiot, no wonder no man wants her!"

Ye Ling couldn't breathe evenly, "You...you bastard! Inhumane! I'll drag you down even if I die!"

Si Zhai: "Hehe."

After the ridicule was over, Si Zhai hung up the phone right away. The trick to make a phone call is to mock the other party, hang up the phone immediately, and let the other party call casually without answering. It is called a must-have skill for a bitch.

Sure enough, Ye Ling made a dozen more phone calls and sent dozens of text messages. Si Zhai didn't even read the text messages, so he deleted the text messages and sent a mocking text message, and then blacklisted the other party. compare.

Putting away the phone, Si Zhai put the washed dishes back in the refrigerator, and went to the bedroom of San Shengmai. Xiao Nizi was having a great time playing Need for Speed ​​13, and whenever her car was about to turn, she followed the whole family. Turning around in a circle, messing up the sheets.

Although I've heard of people playing games like this, it's the first time I've seen it in real life. Si Zhai thinks that posting videos of her playing games on the Internet must be quite popular.

After Sanshengmu finished a game, Si Zhai snatched her mobile phone.

"A friend of mine asked me to drink with her, you can go with me!"

Si Zhai's thinking is that he has a girlfriend now, and it's not good to go out to drink with female friends by himself, and it's right to call Sanshengmu, and he shouldn't hide this matter from her.

Sanshengmu grabbed the phone on her feet: "No, I have to catch up later!" As a fairy, Sanshengmu has been completely corrupted by the entertainment culture of stupid mortals.

Si Zhai said euphemistically: "That person is a woman, don't you worry if I go?" '

Sanshengmu looked at him wonderingly: "Aren't you sick?"

Si Zhai: "..."

Oh, yes, thank you for remembering that I am sick!I'm so moved!

(End of this chapter)