Uncle Deyun

Chapter 532 Fan Wai Er Yi Yang Said Those Crosstalk Scholars

Yi Yang accepted Lao Guo's invitation, participated in Deyun's box sealing, and performed a show on stage, with Tao Yang as his partner, and the two of them have almost become regular partners.

"Next, please enjoy the show's scholars and performers Tao Yunsheng and Yi Yang."

The two walked onto the stage, and the audience applauded.

"Just now, two of my juniors performed a cross talk, and they spoke very well. Let's take a break backstage, and it's our turn to perform on stage. My name is Tao Yunsheng. No need to applaud, no need to applaud."

Although the audience already knew the routine, they still applauded.

"The one next to him is not someone else."

"Yes."

"What did you promise?"

"I'm flattering, I have to agree, what's wrong with this?"

This section was designed by two people on stage.

"Only educated people can speak on this stage, what degree do you have to dare to speak?"

"I...graduated from a bachelor's degree, what kind of education do you have, tell me."

Tao Yang put his hands together and stopped talking.

"Don't be silent, at least introduce me."

Tao Yang still didn't speak.

"How do you say that, two people have to talk about a business deal."

Tao Yang looked at him.

"Didn't you just say that only educated people can speak, you have a bachelor's degree and you win."

The audience burst out laughing, academic qualifications are also a burden that Deyun can't get past, and many actors can use them.

"Education is not the same as learning. Your master's education is not as good as yours. Isn't it hard to understand what you are posting now?"

"You're right. That's fine. Let me introduce you. This is my uncle, an audience member who doesn't need to buy a ticket. Everyone in Yi Yang knows him."

When the applause sounded, Yi Yang bowed and thanked.

"Actually, I'm not joking, my uncle is a learned man, and most people can't compare with him."

"You flatter me too much, is there no trap behind?"

"No, there are fish ponds."

"Well, it's worse than a trap, what are you planning to do to kill me?"

"Why kill you, I mean you are learned."

"I've read books for a few years."

"That's right, my uncle knows all the numbers like that one, two, three."

"Did I study in Arabia?"

"No, I mean learned."

"I can't talk about it."

"In our Deyun, there are not many people with higher education than my uncle."

"You are too kind."

"Except for the cleaning lady in the backstage."

"Everyone is better than me, right?"

Yi Yang's flattery is a bit like a teacher's, and his expression and tone are also in place!The audience laughed again after seeing it.

"more or less."

"It's about the same."

"I mean you are highly educated. Apart from me, there are not many people who are better than you."

"I just understand that you are using me to praise yourself."

"That's not right. The audience friends know me, so do I still have to praise myself? Who doesn't know that I am a scholar."

"Alas……"

This kind of plot is the audience's favourite.

"Are you a scholar?"

"You do not know?"

"Should I know?"

"Heh, everyone knows that I'm a scholar. I understand what the Four Books and Five Classics are, and what the universe is."

"Then tell the big guy, let's listen."

"Cross talk, you need to pay attention to the four subjects, talk about learning to make fun..."

"Just wait for a while, just talk about learning to sing, let you talk about the Four Books and Five Classics."

"Yes, that's right, you are right, Errenzhuan said..."

"I went to Errenzhuan again, do you really know it?"

"What can you do?"

"Four Books and Five Classics, you said it yourself. You understand the universe and the wilds of the Four Books and Five Classics. Tell us about it."

"You talk about that, I don't even want to say it, it's too simple, I learned the Four Books and Five Classics when I was young, and now I'm learning more advanced."

"Then tell us about it."

"Cross talk is particular..."

"Wait a minute, I can see that you are a cross talk talker."

"what happened?"

"What's the matter, you said you are a scholar, we didn't see that you were learned at all."

"No one saw it."

"The audience didn't see it."

"Which audience didn't see it."

At this time, the audience started booing again, and the crosstalk actors would intentionally or unintentionally bring some interactive topics, just to let the audience participate, and sometimes they are also prepared to hang up.

"Those who don't see it can leave."

"Are you refunding the ticket?"

Yi Yang's words seemed to have poked a hornet's nest, and the audience played the trick of refunding tickets again.

"Now you are in trouble, you can solve it yourself."

"It's okay, the war in Afghanistan is not over yet, and they won't be able to go for half a while."

"You're right."

"What am I right? Tell me about your Four Books and Five Classics."

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot."

"Scholar's brain is not very good."

"I forgot about it for a while, talking about the Four Books and Five Classics. Many people actually understand the Four Books and Five Classics, but they may not be able to say much."

"It really is."

"Like me, I am different. I not only know, but also know a lot, and I can even say that I understand it clearly."

"Then tell us well."

"Actually, it's easy to say. After all, I've studied it for so many years, and I do have a certain understanding. It's like I study cross talk. When it comes to cross talk, there are four subjects."

"here we go again."

"what happened?"

"You said Four Books and Five Classics."

"Yes, yes, I forgot, the Four Books and Five Classics, right?"

"Yes, everyone is waiting for you."

"Let me first ask if you understand the Four Books and Five Classics?"

"I understand a little bit."

"Understand a little, then tell me."

"Who?"

"Look at my uncle, he is just humble. Just now he said that I am a scholar, so I won't say it now."

"When did I say that?"

"You don't admit it again, everyone, this is a scholar."

"Who is a scholar? Didn't you say that? You are a scholar."

"Really? I forgot in a hurry, what did I just say?"

"You want to tell us about the Four Books and Five Classics."

"Yes, Four Books and Five Classics, my brain is not working well, let's start over."

"Okay."

"The two actors just now are my juniors..."

"From scratch?"

"Isn't it?"

"You start by speaking the Four Books and Five Classics, don't start from the beginning, you should be fined after a while."

"Okay, okay, you are too serious, don't you just talk about the Four Books and Five Classics?"

"Yes, tell us about it."

"You all want to hear it, don't you?"

The audience responded with a loud yes.

"You see the audience is waiting."

"That's fine, I'll tell you what the Four Books and Five Classics are."

"Tell us about it."

"The Four Books and Five Classics means that my fourth uncle has read a total of five scriptures."

"Go to hell."

The two bowed and left.

(End of this chapter)