Uncle Deyun

Chapter 533 Fanwai San Yiyang Talks About the Big Rich Man in Crosstalk

For Lao Guo's special show, Yi Yang was fine at home. He called to ask for a top-level ticket, but he was caught as a young man, and it happened that Da Lin's partner was not there, so he put the two together directly. After thinking about it, since they are all determined to be on stage, they must make a new show, and finally made a show called Big Rich.

"One of the two teachers on the stage is my father and the other is my master."

"Whose biological father?"

"Master, whoever said that you have a biological father? You are spreading rumors. There are laws and regulations. After 500 people violated the law, there are thousands of people at the scene. You should be careful."

"Didn't you say that, okay, persuade me to be a servant."

"What is counting? It's just a servant."

"You're right, let's continue, it's time for a while, we set 25 minutes, overtime fine."

One of De Yun's stalks is overtime. Many actors will overtime in large-scale commercial performances, and the result is a fine.

"The two teachers went to the backstage to take a break, and we replaced the two of us on stage. I am Teacher Guo's own son, and this one did it."

"What are you talking about? I have nothing to do with him. Don't talk nonsense. Be careful that I tell you a secret."

"It's alright if I'm wrong, I don't pee on the kang now, so don't threaten me with this matter."

"I washed your quilt last week."

"Don't talk nonsense. I haven't slept with you for two weeks. Did you remember the wrong person?"

When the audience heard this, the atmosphere came up immediately, and the shouting almost didn't stop everyone in the backstage. Now the audience likes this.

"Go on, don't waste time."

"Okay, I'll settle this matter with you when I get home, hehehe..."

"You see, this one is mentally handicapped."

"Who is mentally retarded, who is mentally retarded, if I am mentally retarded, can I have so much money?"

"Are you rich?"

"Really, who doesn't know, I bought a sports car."

Da Lin looked proud, feeling that what he bought was not a sports car, but an airplane.

"A sports car doesn't mean you're rich."

"The sports car can't explain it, we have other things."

"Then tell me, let us see and see."

"Does Dabieye know?"

"Dabieye? I really don't know."

"Look, I don't know much about it. You guys are still partnering with me. If it weren't for his seniority, I would definitely disagree. You don't even know Dabieye?"

"You popularize it for me."

"Dabieye is usually on the second floor, and there are also three floors, with a garden, and many rooms, all of which are lived by rich people. Have you seen it?"

"Look at your contempt. Have I seen it before? It's called Dabieye? It's called a villa, and I'm living here now."

"Alas……"

Yi Yang's showing off of his wealth gave the audience an opportunity to boo.

"Big villa? I always thought it was Dabieye."

"Your junior high school education is also fake."

"Don't talk nonsense, I haven't been to junior high school..."

"Ah, that's more than enough."

"It doesn't matter if you didn't go to school, it doesn't matter if you don't know how to read, I'm rich, I'm a rich man."

"Tell me how rich you are."

"My family never cooks meals by itself. You see, many people have to cook and take care of their children when they get up in the morning. My family doesn't use it at all. There are more than 20 servants in my family."

"Your father drank all the apprentices out."

"Hahahahaha..."

The laughter of the audience means that they are really having fun right now.

"They can't, they're not qualified."

"Oh, none of them?"

"No, my nannies must all be young and beautiful, don't mention others, just say my nannies who clean the doorknob..."

"How about it?"

"She has to be without crutches."

After finishing speaking, Da Lin had a proud face, feeling that this was a great event.

"Your family is young and beautiful if you don't use crutches?"

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

"You were on a blind date for your father."

"My mother is sitting in the background, so be careful what you say."

"It didn't say that the nanny was on crutches."

"What I mean is that our family has high standards for finding servants, as well as our family's driver."

"I know the driver, isn't it your Uncle Waiting?"

"He can't, that's my dad's driver, I don't need him at all."

"What about your driver?"

"There are two requirements to be my driver. The first is to be able to drive."

"Isn't this nonsense, how can you be a driver if you don't know how to drive?"

"There are other requirements."

"any request?"

"I still need to read."

"Recognize?"

"Yes, my driver must read and write."

"What's the reason?"

"It's actually quite simple. Everyone knows that although I have money, my education is indeed a little lower."

"It's not a little bit, it's a lot lower."

The audience felt that their mouths were not their own, and their faces were almost numb. The cross talk at the scene was so funny.

"Not too much difference, just two exams away from university."

"How do you say that?"

"One high school entrance examination, one college entrance examination."

"Well, it's not too much difference if you call it that."

"No matter what, let's just say this. I have such high requirements for finding a driver. You said how rich my family is."

"It's nothing."

"That's nothing? There's something more identifiable."

"What's more important?"

"Just talk about my company, which is a Fortune [-] company."

"Fifty thousand strong? That's not too bad."

"That's wrong. Don't look at the top [-], it's also the world ranking."

"It makes sense."

"Right, if I don't have money, can I have such a big business?"

"It really is."

"Hey, in our company, you can practice five hundred and one thousand casually."

"so many people?"

"Although we don't have many people, but the scale of the company is not small..."

"Just wait a moment, five hundred and one thousand people can be called out casually, that's a lot."

"Who said that?"

"Didn't you just say that? You can call out five hundred and one thousand casually."

"Did I say it was a human?"

"Not really, so what do you mean by that?"

"Our company's gatekeeper is called five hundred, and the security guard is called one thousand."

"So five hundred and one thousand?"

"Don't look at these few people, but we have people who do the work."

"Any company needs workers."

"We are [-] strong in the world, and we need people to work. Do you have suitable people? Let me introduce them."

"The company is short of manpower now?"

"Yes, introduce me if you know someone."

"What jobs do you have there now?"

"What is a position?"

"This one said that he overestimated him even after graduating from kindergarten. I mean what kind of job is there?"

"Oh, I understand when you say that, there are a lot of jobs, including those who work during the day and at night."

"Two shifts."

"It's mostly production during the day."

"And at night?"

"Dig the sewer."

"This job is quite interesting, so what do you produce?"

"That's high-end. It uses manpower to recycle waste and then further process it and then sell it to various stalls, especially those who are willing to buy deep-fried dough sticks."

"I still don't quite get it."

"It's processed to become yellow and bright, and the fried dough sticks are put in it to nourish it."

"Soybean oil."

"No, it was dug out of the trench."

"Gutter oil."

(End of this chapter)