Uncle Deyun

Chapter 534 Si Yiyang Says Cross Talk: I Have a Girlfriend
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk. I have a girlfriend, the performer..."

Yi Yang said many times that he didn't want to talk about cross talk, but fate told him it was impossible, so he and Da Lin's new work I Have a Girlfriend, some of which are from Da Lin's previous works, and some of them a re-edited.

"It's time for the two of us to come out again."

"Wait a minute, come out? How short of money are you?"

"What do you say?"

"Get on stage."

"Yes, it's time for the two of us to go out again..."

"superior."

"Yes, yes, it's on stage, and my uncle and I have cooperated many times."

"Indeed, twice."

"No, you can go down, everyone, can you see that this fan is more annoying than Zhuang Zhuang, tell me something back to me."

"Isn't it okay for me to say less, you continue."

"The two of us are united."

"Wait a minute, I have a girlfriend."

"Does it have anything to do with me?"

"You say union, but union means living together."

"Oh, yes, what you said makes sense, so what should you say?"

"We are a combination of two."

"Yes, a combination, the combination of our two is rare, the combination of the two of us..."

"No, it's not right if you don't see it too much, it just doesn't exist."

Driving at the beginning, the speed of the car was so fast that the audience felt that their reactions were not as fast as the speed of the car.

"You want to have it, but I won't do it."

"I don't do it either. I have a girlfriend."

"Everyone, this is showing off, you know, I don't even want to say that he has a girlfriend, but I... have a girlfriend too."

"Alas……"

"I don't need to question it, the audience doesn't believe it."

"Who doesn't believe it?"

"I do not believe."

The audience's voice is much louder than that of the audience.

"You don't believe me too."

"Then introduce it, we may believe it after we understand it."

"Let me introduce my girlfriend?"

"correct."

"I'm not afraid of introducing me, but I'm afraid of your low self-esteem. We still talk about cross talk, cross talk is particular..."

"Wait a while, we are not afraid of inferiority, tell us something."

"Want to listen?"

"Yes."

The audience shouted again in unison.

"Then let me introduce. First of all, my girlfriend has a name."

"Isn't this nonsense, whose girlfriend doesn't have a name."

"That's different. Names are also different. For example, some people's names are more rustic, while others are more foreign."

"They all sound the same."

"That's not right, I call you Yi Laogou, are you willing to listen?"

"There is no one with that name."

"Still, a nice name can give people a good impression."

"Then your girlfriend's name is very nice."

"That's right, when my girlfriend's name was mentioned, everyone applauded."

"Then tell us and let's listen."

"My girlfriend's name is..."

"Zhuge Steel."

"You know the audience."

"The name is quite impressive."

"As long as the name is heard, I will never forget it. The name is half of the reason why I want her to be my girlfriend."

"What about the other half?"

"I can't beat her."

"what!"

"Don't be surprised, I don't get beaten often, and sometimes she treats me very well."

"is it?"

"It can't be wrong, it's like I finished the performance a few days ago, and as soon as I got home, I was so tired that I fell asleep."

"It's true that there are more performances in that part."

"I have a problem with this person. If I don't have a good rest, I like to lose my temper."

"It's called getting up."

"Yes, I came home early in the morning, Steel called me after six o'clock in the morning."

"Why did I call you?"

"She went to work at eight o'clock, and she got up to buy breakfast specially, and called me to get up to eat."

"That's because I feel sorry for you."

"But I don't want to."

"Why don't you want to?"

"Think about it, I got home this early in the morning, and I only slept for a few hours after tossing around for a while."

"May I ask what the fuss is about?"

"Alas……"

The audience consciously got on the bus again.

"You're quite curious, so I'll tell you about it quietly."

As he spoke, Da Lin lay down next to Yi Yang's ear, pretending to be whispering.

"Just say what you say, what are you biting your ears for?"

"Aren't you sorry?"

"Don't be embarrassed, just say it openly."

"Okay, I took a shower when I went back, and went to the toilet again. I'm too ashamed to say it."

"That's it?"

"Is there anything else you want to hear?"

"Let's say earlier."

"My girlfriend goes to work at eight o'clock..."

"Where did you say it? When she asked you to say it."

"She called me and I don't want to get up."

"It's too tiring."

"But Iron and Steel ran over and acted like a baby to me in order to let me eat breakfast."

"Let's listen."

"She pawed me with her hand, and while pawing, said you get up and have a bite."

"what do you say?"

"I didn't speak."

"I can't get up."

Here, the audience laughed. If you understand it, you understand it, and if you don’t understand it, you don’t understand it.

"She pulled me again, you get up and have a bite."

"It's all for your own good."

"Get up and take a bite, do you think I'm getting up or not?"

"If you want me to tell you, I bought them all, so you get up and take a bite."

"Steel also said the same thing. Once you've bought them all, get up and take a bite."

"Who?"

"Steel."

"Why is it the same as what I said?"

"By coincidence."

"Oh, I believe it."

"As soon as I heard it, I became anxious. Turning around, I looked at Iron and Steel and said, I'm up, I'm up, I'm your grandma and grandson."

"Are you scolding steel or scolding me?"

When scolding, Da Lin was directed at Yi Yang.

"Of course it's steel. When I said this, she looked at me, and I saw people like this. It's inappropriate not to get up again. I got up and had breakfast. After eating, it's over. No, I took out a new pair of pants. "

"That's because I feel sorry for you."

"I don't know if she loves it or not. I do. I look at the pants and she looks at me. Try putting them on."

"It means she likes you."

"I can see it too, but I get angry when I think she didn't ask me. Do you think I should wear these pants or not?"

"Since you've bought them all, you can try them on."

"Steel also said, I bought them all, so you can try them on."

"Why is this steel always the same as what I said?"

"It's a coincidence."

"Then what did you say?"

"I looked at the steel and said something, I wear it, I wear it, I wear your grandma and grandson."

"Go! Go! Go."

Yi Yang gave Da Lin a push.

"Why are you pushing me?"

"You've scolded me twice, but I'll push you once."

"Okay, I finished trying on the pants, and Iron Steel took out another coat, which I hate, but she didn't feel it, so she said, you can try it on. You say whether I should wear it or not."

"Do you like to wear it or not?"

"Steel also said, whether you like to wear it or not."

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)