Uncle Deyun

Chapter 535 I disagree with Wu Yiyang's talk about cross talk
"It's time for the two of us to play again."

"Yes."

"Everyone knows the two actors just now. One is my master's apprentice and the other is my father's apprentice. They are excellent cross talk actors. Go down and have a rest. My uncle and I will tell you something."

"Correct."

"Before I came today, I called my uncle and said that I must talk about it carefully. This is the first time we have come to this place, so that the audience can feel our love for this place."

"Ah."

"Why are you jumping word by word today?"

"Guess."

"Well, the audience may also wonder what's going on, so I'll tell you, it's really nothing, yesterday we two were chatting about today's performance, my uncle said he wanted to make fun of it, I don't agree with that , he got angry and didn’t cooperate with me on stage today.”

"You're wrong. Why can't you be a supporter if you don't agree with me? You still don't agree with me and your wife, aren't we fine?"

"Alas……"

"Whatever you are is fine."

"It's just singing together, isn't it good?"

"That's singing, I'm talking about cross talk."

"What's wrong with talking about cross talk? I just want to make fun of it, so why don't you agree?"

"Guys, there must be a reason for my disagreement."

"What's the reason?"

"There must be reasons. First, you haven't teased him. Second, you haven't teased him. Third..."

"I didn't tease."

"Hello, you know it yourself and ask me, the fourth is that you have a problem with IQ."

"It's all your reasons. There must be a first time in everything. You can't be discriminated against because you haven't done it before."

"Huh? You haven't had the first time at your age?"

"No... Who doesn't? I'm talking about cross talk that hasn't been amusing."

"Scare me, let me tell you, it's not that I'm serious, you'll understand when I tell you something."

"Tell me, I'll listen."

"Last year, when I moved, the light bulb in my house was broken. I said how to fix it. It happened that my brother-in-law came to the house and asked to help me take a look. I said it was not suitable, but he insisted on fixing it for me. I thought about it." Yes, and then..."

"It's fixed."

"Tripped."

"Why is it still tripping?"

"He touched the switch."

"Oh, well, almost didn't stay there."

"That's right, I just thought about it, if I didn't agree at the beginning, wouldn't it be okay?"

"You can't say that, it all happened by accident."

"It happened by accident, or is it by accident?"

"Is anyone else touching the switch?"

"Why do you keep touching the switch? The relevant departments thought someone stole some from our family."

"What's the matter?"

"It was also last year when I moved. The lights were turned off later, and my refrigerator broke down again. The temperature above the refrigerator was 28 degrees above zero, and the temperature below the refrigerator was [-] degrees above zero."

"Change to microwave."

"Yeah, I don't think it's going to work, I have to rest, and find a professional, now Jiuxi is here."

"Oh, he touched the switch too."

"No, he brought some popsicles when he came. When he opened the refrigerator, he found that the refrigerator was broken. He said he could fix it. I said I'd better wait for a professional to come. He insisted. I found out the hammer, ax and shovel. gone."

"Is this all useful?"

"Then I don't care. Anyway, I finished the tools. After two hours, he came out and told me."

"It's fixed."

"The temperature is coming up."

"How do you say that?"

"It used to be three degrees above zero and 28 degrees below zero, but now it's 36 degrees above and below."

"Well, it has become an incubator."

"That's right, you said that if I disagreed at the beginning, couldn't you put some eggs on it?"

"What you said is because they are unprofessional."

"Professional? Professionals also have problems."

"What's wrong with the professional?"

"Also last year, when I moved, the faucet in my bath was broken, and water came out of sixty or seventy holes on it one by one."

"Then change it."

"I thought so too. Kung Fu Cake Brother came and saw me staring at the dragon head in a daze, and asked me what was wrong. When I told the matter, he slapped his chest and said he could do it. I said brother, I Planning to get a new one, he insisted on getting it."

"This thing is out of power, it's okay to fix it."

"I thought so too. I didn't smile when I thought about it, so let him do it. Brother Bing put on his raincoat and insulating gloves, and he's still talking."

"what did you say?"

"Don't forget to close the switch when I get electrocuted in a while."

"Everyone knows about your family."

"I said brother, there is no electricity here, don't worry."

"That's right."

"After I've said this, I'll just watch Brother Bing slap and go."

"done."

"Remove all the bathroom heaters."

"Husky, why are you tearing down the house?"

"Don't be angry at all. What's annoying is that he turned around and told me that Yuba was not bad. You said that if I disagreed at the time, how could you be so angry?"

"He's not professional either."

"Brother Cake's family sold fish."

"It has nothing to do with majors."

"It doesn't matter, it's all dealing with water."

"You say this is not a reason."

"anything else."

"and also?"

"It was last year when I moved, and a foot of my bed was broken. I thought about getting a piece of paper to cushion it, and I'll just deal with it."

"It's also a way."

"It's going on. Someone is here. This guy knows him too. My uncle, the one who was hit by a car. From the reaction of the audience, it can be seen that they know this guy."

"Everyone who reads the news knows it."

"He came, saw me working there, and said, how can you deal with it like this, I'll get you a piece of wood, and nail it so it's strong."

"And he's right."

"I think that's the same thing. I said uncle, can you do it? He said no problem. After all, I am a person with nails in my body."

"This is telling the truth."

"Yeah, I thought it was right when I heard this, so I hurriedly looked for things again, and he started working there. I slept for two hours, and saw my uncle looking at my legs on the ground."

"Why are you looking at your legs?"

"I also asked, I said uncle, what are you doing with your legs?"

"How did he say?"

"He looked back at me, his eyes were bloodshot, and said that the bed wasn't done properly, and he planned to take out the steel plate to make a bed for me."

"You tell him to stop, this is not a mattress, it is fatal."

"I quickly helped him up. You said that if I disagreed at the beginning, would he be able to run hard on his legs?"

"He is too extreme."

"Is this extreme? There are more powerful ones."

"Is there anything more powerful?"

"It was still last year..."

"You move."

"You're right, my family..."

"You wait for a while, I suggest you change the place in this situation of your house."

"That won't work."

"Why can't this work?"

"Because..."

"what."

"Your wife found it for me."

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)