Uncle Deyun

Chapter 548
"Today is partnering with my uncle again. I am very happy, very happy. In fact, it is not easy for my uncle to stand here now."

"not easy?"

"Everyone may not know that some time ago, my uncle was sick."

"If you are sick, you will be sick. From your tone, I seem to have no days to live."

"What? You have no days to live? You never said that before."

"I didn't check it out before... What's the mess, is that what I said?"

"Didn't you just say that you have no days to live?"

"I mean there's something wrong with your tone."

"It's really nothing serious?"

"It's just a small problem."

"Ugh!"

"Why are you sighing? Are you expecting me to fail?"

"I am happy for your health."

"I really didn't see it."

"In fact, people eat whole grains, and there is no one who does not get sick."

"That's right."

"Go to see it when you are sick. Like my uncle, he called 120 on the first day of his illness."

"That's right...you wait a moment, I called 120 the day before, I was not going to be sick, I was going to commit suicide, did you call the day before?"

"What time was that called?"

"It can be played after being sick."

"Called 120, and several people came to 120. At that time, the whole community knew about it, and six nurses came."

"Why are there so many nurses here?"

"The nurses heard that they might have to take off your pants, so they all came to visit."

"Think of me as a tourist attraction."

"When the doctor comes, he has to ask, what's wrong, what's going on, my uncle hurriedly told me about his condition."

"Then we have to talk about it."

"After the illness was finished, the doctor also spoke."

"What did you say."

"If you wait a little longer for your illness..."

"Ok?"

"The wound has healed."

"Just make a cut? As for calling 120?"

"It's for your own health."

"That's true."

"Because of calling 120 this time, my uncle met the doctor."

"There are six more nurses."

"And the driver."

"Okay, don't talk so much."

"It's fine this time, but within a few days, my uncle fell ill again."

"I'm not in good health."

"I didn't call this time. I walked to the hospital by myself. When I arrived at the hospital, I went directly to the door of the consulting room. It was a coincidence that the doctor today is the one who saw you last time."

"Old acquaintance."

"The doctor is also happy to see you."

"Is it happy to see me or happy to see Qian?"

"It must be you. The doctor asked you to sit down, and the two of you started chatting there. Well, you are the last number today, and there are no other patients behind."

"Don't delay things."

"The doctor asked, how are you doing recently? Has the wound healed last time? My uncle also replied, it's fine, it's healed. The doctor asked again, how many people in the family do they usually live on?"

"Is this seeing a doctor? This is the leadership going to the countryside."

"The doctor is also concerned, and the other one is an acquaintance who chatted a few more words."

"It's about illness."

"While chatting, the doctor remembered, did you make the knife in the head yourself?"

"I've got a knife in my head, are you still chatting with me?"

"Beauty bleeds."

"That won't work either."

"The doctor looked at it carefully. Fortunately, you met me. It will be troublesome if you meet someone else."

"What's wrong with meeting other people?"

"I met someone else, I've already seen you."

"Can't cure it? Then don't delay me."

"When the doctor said that, you were also scared."

"Everyone is afraid."

"Hurry up and take a taxi."

"Why go?"

"Change to another hospital."

"We have to change to another one."

"This is a 1.2A-level hospital, and there is a rule on it that children under [-] meters are free."

"Are you a hospital? This is a tourist attraction."

"What tourist attraction?"

"Five A's are for scenic spots."

"What did the hospital say?"

"A third-class hospital."

"Yes, yes, yes, I am anxious, my ears are not good, and my mouth is not good."

"Are these all next to each other?"

"When I arrived at a tertiary hospital, the nurse came up as soon as I entered, and said, sir, you don't need to register for this situation, just come with me directly."

"That means it's normal."

"When I entered the consulting room, there was a person sitting there. He looked over 50 years old. My uncle was very happy when he saw it, because everyone knows that the older you are, the more trusted you are."

"That's right."

"Sit down, my uncle hastened to tell you about your condition."

"What else is there to introduce, hurry up and read."

"This one also spoke after seeing it. Tell me, uncle, you don't need to say anything. I already understand that you have a knife stuck in your head."

"Using him to say, who can't see it."

"Push it in, hurry up for surgery, after cleaning up, when I arrived in the operating room, my uncle was shocked, mainly because the environment inside is scary."

"What happened to the environment?"

"As soon as you enter, there is the shadowless lamp inside, what kind of operating table, anesthesiologist, nurse, and attending physician inside."

"This is a normal process, there is no need to be afraid."

"These are not afraid. There are 32 nurses in front of me."

"Ah? Is this here for a visit?"

"It's all for study, and the anesthetic is ready here. My uncle is lying on the operating table, and he loses feeling in his legs after a while."

"Surgery on the head? I can't feel my legs. I'm afraid I'll run away."

"General anesthesia, after a while you will feel that you can't help yourself, and you don't know anything except your brain is clear."

"The anesthetic is coming up."

"At this moment, these nurses spoke."

"What did you say?"

"Doctor, take off your pants and let us have a look around."

"Go to hell."

The two returned.

"Just told a true story."

"What a true story."

"It's all a joke. In fact, doctors nowadays are very responsible."

"Indeed."

"I had a headache a while ago, so I went to the hospital to see it. There were a lot of people in the hospital, but the attitude of the staff was very good, and they were very considerate of others."

"Indeed."

"Registration is required after entering, but the expert number is gone. I am in a hurry, and the staff is here."

"I see."

"He was very happy when he came in front of me, with a smile on his face, and the words in his mouth were also touching."

"What did you say?"

"Do you want a number?"

"Scalper? Is this a staff member?"

"I told him too, I don't want it."

"You can't believe it casually."

"At this moment, a doctor recognized me and said that you come here and I will show you. As soon as I heard it, let me hear it. When I got there, the doctor asked about the situation and told me that it was nothing serious. Go home and have a good rest. Don't worry about it. Too tense, relax yourself, talk and talk, the doctor said I will tell you something, you must be happy."

"What makes you so happy."

"I also asked, and the doctor said that two days ago, 32 of our nurses visited a famous scenic spot, and their pants were dragged."

"me!"

(End of this chapter)