Uncle Deyun

Chapter 549
"Next, please enjoy shopping for cross talk, the performer Guo..."

"It's time for the two of us to take the stage again."

"Yes."

"The audience is still that big today."

"A lot."

"I am very happy to see that the audience can come to support us."

"Have you made any money?"

"Vulgar, did you hear the audience booing you? It has nothing to do with money."

"Is it okay?"

"The main thing is to see the audience happy. In fact, you may not know me as a person. There are not many things that can make me happy, just two."

"Which two?"

"The first is to perform on stage, okay, thank you, no need to applaud, really no need."

"I didn't want to drum at first, but I can't do without drums this time."

"The audience is so enthusiastic, let me talk about the second thing that makes me happy, which is shopping."

"What's the joy in going shopping on the street?"

"You don't understand this. If a person can shop, it means a lot of problems."

"I really don't know. Shopping can also explain the problem."

"By the way, first of all, if a person can go shopping on the street, he must have money in his hands. I have never heard of anyone who can't afford food and goes to the street. When he sees a store, he enters it and hugs his thigh to buy something."

"This is taking advantage of it."

"This is a psychological state of a person. Only when he has money can he go shopping."

"It is."

"Also, shopping can also reveal a person's family status."

"Can you also see the family status?"

"Hey, think about it, if this person buys things for his own use, it means he lives alone; if he buys things for the elderly, it means he is with his parents; if he buys things for boyfriend and girlfriend, it means He’s not single, and if he’s buying one for kids, he’s probably already a parent.”

"Don't say it, it makes sense."

"Not only these, but also others."

"and also?"

"Shopping is not only about family, but also about work. If the job is a white-collar worker, then the things he buys must be commercial, and they are some niche brands. Some people need to know about these brands. When they go back to the office, they can be understood by others. Just do it."

"What about housewives?"

"There are two types of things that housewives buy. One is that the prices of things they buy are not cheap, which means that the person's family conditions are very good, and there is a successful man. An ordinary family, but also a family-oriented woman."

"It's interesting, is there anything else besides these?"

"Yes, when students go shopping, you can see their social circles and personal preferences."

"Can you tell if you like it?"

"Yes, let's talk about boy shopping. If he buys basketball supplies, he must like sports, maybe he loves playing basketball. If he buys clothes and pants that mature men like to wear, he may be a cadre of the student union or club in the school. If He buys things that are more in line with the characteristics of young people, which means that he is more fashion-loving and may be a star chaser or a lover of literature and art."

"This is analyzed."

"That's right, so shopping is not just about shopping. There are many things that can be seen from inside."

"Then let me tell you, can you analyze for me what type of person I'm talking about?"

"no problem."

"This man bought a pair of high heels."

"It must be a lady who loves beauty. Women like high heels."

"I also bought a razor."

"It shows that she is a married woman, and it is normal to buy a razor for her lover."

"She also bought a carrot."

"Honestly, you want to know something."

At this time, a car has already driven past, but some viewers have not yet understood.

"I just want to ask, what is she cooking tonight?"

"I don't eat carrots in any dish."

"Who asked you."

"After all, you don't believe that you can see so much from shopping."

"I don't believe anyone, what you said is a coincidence."

"Then how about I analyze you?"

"Analyze me?"

"correct."

"no problem."

"Do you remember the two of us went to the street some time ago?"

"Remember, it was just last week."

"You bought a popsicle in the street, do you remember?"

"Some things, chocolate flavor."

"By buying this popsicle, I can tell what your state was like at that time."

"What state."

"At that time... you were very hot."

"Isn't this nonsense, who doesn't eat popsicles hot."

"You are not convinced."

"Dissatisfied."

"Then let me tell you one more thing. That day, after eating popsicles, the two of us went shopping and entered a shopping mall of an international brand. Do you remember the English letters written on it?"

"Remember, isn't it just selling clothes?"

"You bought a coat in it, and the size is a large size. From this incident, I know that your height is less than 1.8 meters. Am I right?"

"Is it right? Just look at it. You can just find a meter stick and measure it."

"It doesn't work either."

"Tell me something about that amazing."

"Did you buy pants that day?"

"I bought one."

"The waist of the trousers is two feet two, which means that your figure is very standard."

"It's up to you to say it, and the audience can see it."

"You also bought a pair of socks, through which I know you are 43 feet."

"It's not unusual, you can tell by looking at the shoes."

"None of this will work."

"No."

"Then I can only say one last thing."

"Everyone is listening."

"You bought a pair of underwear, and the waiter asked what size you want. You made a gesture, and the waiter smiled."

"What is she laughing at?"

"The waiter looked at you and compared"

"Go to hell."

……

"I told a short story just now, except for the latter sentence, don't take the former seriously."

"The latter sentence is also false."

"Cross talk is such a form of performance. Two people are on stage, talking about some jokes and everyone has fun. If you are happy, we are also happy."

"That's it."

"Actually, I personally don't like talking about nonsense."

"You don't like it yet? That's all there is to say."

"It's mainly my uncle. Think about it, everyone. If he didn't say those things, who would know."

"Well, I exposed it myself."

"Actually, in a word, standing on the stage, what we said was basically false. There were really too few. Sometimes it's true."

"That's right, there are both true and false."

"We said that these audiences are also curious, so which one of you is real and which one is fake, I will tell you all."

"Everyone knows."

(End of this chapter)