Uncle Deyun

Chapter 558 Fanwai 28 Yi Yang said that cross talk is rich
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk rich, the performer Guo Qi..."

"This microphone is so high, I don't even need to adjust it."

"Yes, the one who picked up your father doesn't need to be adjusted."

"How about the biological father and son?"

"By the way, heredity."

"Why didn't the inheritance pass on to you?"

"Nonsense, what does it have to do with me."

"I'm not sure about this, anyway..."

"Don't worry about it anyway, just hurry up and talk about cross talk, don't keep talking about genetics."

"It's not that I'm talking about heredity, it's mainly because when I think of heredity, I think of myself."

"Thinking of yourself?"

"That's right, everyone knows that my father suffered hardships when he was young, but now it's okay. Such a big company has a special car when going out, and they stay in star-rated hotels wherever they go."

"It's money."

"By the way, I just think when I have nothing to do. If I have money, I will do something meaningful."

"meaningful thing?"

"Yeah, let's say I'm a rich man now, the first thing I do is go to a big shopping mall and buy whatever I want."

"crazy shopping."

"It's not just about shopping. You don't know, but my uncle and I often go to shopping malls together."

"Yes, occasionally."

"How rich you are."

"I can't even talk about it."

"This is modesty. Your family property has been mentioned on the Internet, and you can buy a lot of Deyun."

"That's all nonsense."

"Where there is no wind, there is no wave. Anyway, shopping with you, I learned something about what a rich person should look like."

"What is it like to be rich?"

"It's not a rich person to rush to buy things in the mall."

"Why don't you go shopping in the mall?"

"Molested the waitress."

"Ah! Is this a rich man? This is a rogue."

"It's rich people, I saw it with my own eyes."

"Where did you meet?"

"On that day, we went out together, and I saw what you learned."

"Me? When did I molested the waitress?"

"Look, you forgot. The two of us went to Sanlitun that day. When we arrived in Sanlitun, we went straight to the mall. Everyone in Sanlitun knows that the most fashionable people are there, and even a waiter looks like a star."

"It's really beautiful."

"As soon as the two of us entered, the waiter recognized us, pointing at my uncle, his expression changed."

"See how I do this."

"The waiter said, Teacher Yi Yang, how did you come out alive?"

"This is how I look forward to my death. I didn't say that."

"It means that the waiter is more excited. Who is this, a big star? You don't usually see it. Today, when someone came, the waiter was also excited. He just held your hand and didn't let go, and he was still talking."

"say what?"

"You are so innocent."

"Use her to say? I'm a hooligan and she's a hooligan."

"You're all about the same."

"Not far."

"Shopping in the mall is a temporary stimulus after having money, but what I really need to do is to use my ability to help some people in need."

"That's right."

"I have money, so I have to go to the kindergarten to help the widowed old man, because the widowed old man has no children, they...why do you stop me?"

"Kindergarten, widowed and lonely elderly, you are not afraid that their parents will come to you."

"I was wrong."

"That should be?"

"Nursing home."

"Oh, by the way, I haven't lived there, so I don't know, sorry."

"It's okay... wait a minute, you mean I lived there?"

"You still lived there?"

"Who?"

"That's what it means. If you have money, help some lonely old people."

"It's a good thing."

"Actually, I'm happy helping them. When I go there, a group of grandpas and aunts will surround me and beat and kick me. How happy I should be."

"You like to be abused, right? You're happy to be beaten and kicked?"

"What do you say?"

"Hush and ask for warmth."

"By the way, I'm uneducated, weak..."

"Ask Nuan."

"Shush cold and ask warm, can I feel uncomfortable in my heart?"

"Indeed."

"In addition to helping the elderly, I also want to help children."

"This is also a good thing."

"However, I don't think it's a big deal to help the elderly. I feel that there must be a burden in my heart to help children."

"What is the burden of helping children?"

"I know who is my future daughter-in-law. What if I treat her badly now and don't let my son support me in the future?"

"Well, it's still a long way to go."

"If you help the child, you have to help the mother of the child."

"What does the mother of the child need from you?"

"You don't know anymore, the child's father is not at home."

"The father of the child...that has nothing to do with you."

"When the family buys some rice, they may not be able to carry it. I have to help them move it up."

"Oh, then you made it clear."

"It's not that my mouth is dirty, it's that your heart is not clean."

"Who?"

"You said it would be great if I was really rich."

"It depends on your own efforts, and you can exchange for a good material life with your efforts."

"Yeah, I thought about it too. If you want to be rich, you must have a plan."

"That's right, make a plan and do it step by step."

"It's clear, but it's not easy to do. Two days ago, I had nothing to do at home, so I thought about how to get rich. I thought of many ways."

"What can I do?"

"I think the first one is the easiest and most likely to succeed."

"Ah, the first one is the most likely to succeed."

"Yes."

"Is it convenient to talk to us?"

"It's actually simple, and the cost is very low. It's only two yuan, and I may have 500 million."

"Two yuan in exchange for 500 million, this is a huge profit."

"Yes, but there is a drawback."

"Any shortcomings?"

"By the way, there are four chances a week."

"That's a lot."

"But this chance is too slim."

"After all, what kind of project is so profitable?"

"Buy a lottery ticket, look, as soon as I finished speaking, that big brother's eyes lit up."

"That's eye-catching, that's laughing at you, that's called planning, that's just luck."

"It doesn't matter if it's just luck, I have other plans."

"There are still plans."

"Of course, if you want to be rich, can you not prepare two more plans? The first plan is to be lucky, and the second plan can be said to have a 90.00% chance of success."

"Such a high success rate! Then this must be done."

"I also think so. If I succeed this time, I will have money. If I have money, I can buy things, go shopping, and tease the waitress."

"Why is there always something about molesting the waitress?"

"There are also good ones, helping the elderly and helping children."

"What's the lively plan you're talking about?"

"The plan is simple."

"what."

"It is to inherit my father's assets."

"That's it."

(End of this chapter)