Uncle Deyun

Chapter 559 Fanwai 29 Yi Yang said I don't know about cross talk
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk, I don't know, the performer Tao Yun..."

"Thank you for your applause. My brothers Kong Yunlong and Li Yunjie performed just now. The two of you spoke very well. Now let us perform a section for you. The person next to you is familiar to everyone. We have also cooperated many times. I Uncle Yi Yang."

"Thank you, everyone. I am just a primary school student on the cross talk stage, and I have to learn many things from you."

"You are too modest. The audience knows that you are good at directing, acting and singing. Everyone knows that you are a role model for us to learn from."

"you are too polite."

"This is not being polite. Sometimes people always ask me questions, and I may not be able to answer them, but if you ask you, you must know."

"That is to say, you know something, but you don't dare to say everything."

"Then let's say, if it's ten points, you have to know eight points."

"you are too polite."

"I had a question two days ago, it was in my mind all the time, I asked many people, including my master, my uncle, and many seniors, but they still couldn't get it resolved, just happened to meet you today, I want to ask you for advice, You all know, there is nothing you don’t know if you ask you.”

"Then tell me, and I'll listen."

"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just a very small thing. That is, last week, I went to my master's house, and I encountered something at my master's house that I really don't understand."

"Tell me what's going on."

"When I got home that day, my teacher's wife was at home. When she saw me go, she asked me if you had eaten, little boy. I quickly replied that I had eaten. After I finished speaking, my teacher came downstairs and asked me too when he saw me, little boy. Have you eaten it, boy? I said I ate it, but my master was not happy at that time, pointed at my nose and said, "You are lying, tell me, how did he know."

"Who can answer this, you are not a problem."

"So you don't know?"

"I do not know."

"That's fine, I'll change the question, it was a while ago..."

"You wait for a while before talking about the latter, you haven't said the previous answer yet?"

"If I knew, why would I ask you?"

"I forgot about that."

"Let me continue. Some time ago, I didn't have anything to do at home. I just remembered that I haven't gone out for a long time. I packed up my things, took my mobile phone, took my power bank, what underwear and underwear, and the most important thing is still There is a bus card."

"Why do you still have a bus card?"

"How to go to Xidan without a bus card?"

"Travel? Xidan? You're just shopping."

"I don't care about it. Anyway, I have arrived in Xidan. There are many clothes sellers there. I happen to have no clothes. I found a shopping mall and went in. When I got to the shopping mall, many people saw me and recognized me. Come over and talk to me, this guy has a very happy expression on his face, he won't let go while holding my hand."

"This is meeting enthusiastic fans."

"I don't know if it's affectionate or not, but my hands are hot."

"Ah."

"This guy was excited for a long time, and finally spoke. I didn't understand this sentence, so I'm asking you for advice."

"I still can't understand what I said."

"&##!#... Smecta."

"Korean? If you downloaded a translation software, you would have already figured it out."

"I just want to ask if you know?"

"I haven't learned Korean, I don't know."

"Okay, you don't know about this, I still don't understand, and I want to ask you."

"Then you talk about it."

"It just happened yesterday. I was reading a notebook at home yesterday when I received a call. The person on the phone was very enthusiastic. At the beginning, he asked me if I was at home now. When I heard that I was an acquaintance, I quickly said I was at home. Then I asked again, how is your family? I quickly said yes, and then asked if I was in good health. I said yes. After chatting for a long time, I happily hung up the phone. At this time, the problem came. "

"What's wrong with that?"

"Who is calling?"

"Ah? You don't know who called, but you still have such a happy chat."

"Didn't I ask you if you came? Do you know who called me?"

"I don't know, you don't even know that you asked me."

"You don't know these things?"

"You ask these are not normal questions, you ask some normal questions."

"There are some normal ones, just what happened this morning."

"He's still getting involved."

"Coincidentally."

"You still ask questions."

"I just arrived at the theater in the morning, and something happened in the theater."

"What can the theater do?"

"When I arrived at the theatre, many people in the theater came, whether it was brothers or the staff, all of them came. So many people talked to me as soon as they saw me."

"What did you say."

"Many of them are my juniors, but they are older than me. Sometimes they joke with me, and they call me by my name without saying senior brother or brother."

"It means that everyone has a good relationship."

"It's true, but I don't understand something after they finished talking about it."

"If you don't understand anything, just say it."

"This group of people said, you see, many of our brothers and sisters here have accepted apprentices. Logically speaking, you are also an uncle. If you say that you are their father on stage, they have to endure it. When I think about it, it seems right.”

"It's nothing serious."

"There is no problem with these, but I have doubts about the next sentence."

"Then just say it."

"They said that you must not take advantage of performing with your son on stage. Tell me, who is this son?"

"This son... Go and go, come here to take advantage of me, and say that there is a reason why you don't grow up."

"I'm not ashamed to ask."

"Why don't you be ashamed to ask, learn something from your master."

"This is what they said, and it has nothing to do with me. I really have a serious problem if I want to talk about it."

"I'll beat you if you're not serious."

"Don't worry, it's absolutely serious. This happened before taking the stage. I was waiting in the background. Before you came at that time, I thought about it. Why did so many brothers and sisters gather together? After much deliberation, I think it must be my master, because my master has such a place for us, so we are together."

"That's right."

"But here comes the question again, how did my master learn the skill."

"I also learned from Master."

"By the way, it's okay for you to say that. We still have a master, but we still have to learn from the master, and there are still things above. In the end, I only have one problem left."

"Don't say I know it. You want to ask how the cross talk was passed down. Let me tell you, the cross talk was in the Qing Dynasty..."

"Wait a minute, that's not my problem."

"That is?"

"Whether the world came first, the chicken or the egg."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Who knows, even if I ask you, you don't know."

"who said it."

"you know."

"Of course."

"Then tell me."

"The chicken that came first."

"why?"

"Because life forced it."

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)