Uncle Deyun

Chapter 560
"Next, please appreciate the quality of cross talk, the performer Guo Qi..."

"The audience is very enthusiastic today, and there are many female audiences, well, I heard, they say they love me."

"They used to love your father too."

"Then I don't care, just love me now, and whoever you loved before."

"Okay, Dad doesn't care."

"The audience is so happy and praises us so much, it really feels right."

"Yes...what should it be?"

"What I mean is that they came and praised us, which shows that the quality of the audience is good. They came and pointed at us and scolded us. There is no such audience today."

"That's true, everyone is of good quality."

"I just like to play with people of good quality, so our relationship is a bit like that."

"Which one? You mean my quality is not high, right?"

"As long as you know it, there is still a chance to improve it in the future."

"There is still a chance for anything, am I not high-quality?"

"I can see your quality with my own eyes, so I don't want to play with you."

"How did you see it with your own eyes?"

"Just yesterday, we agreed to have dinner together. It stands to reason that two people wouldn't choose a good restaurant for dinner."

"A roadside stall will do."

"I found a small restaurant, a small restaurant, and there were not many people inside. There were six tables in total, and three of them were seated. The boss saw us going in, and was very enthusiastic. He asked how many people, I said two people, and asked me what to drink. Hot water, I said no, the boss then asked..."

"You can ask later, what does saying so much have to do with my quality?"

"Don't worry, it's behind."

"Then speak quickly."

"It was not easy for the two of us to finish talking, and the boss said let's sit down and order."

"If you don't order, the chef will come out with a knife."

"You still have knowledge."

"Who?"

"You have to pay attention to ordering food. When you say treat guests to dinner, you can't order less. It has nothing to do with enough food. The main thing is to save face. What the country advocates is saving. If you waste it, it's a waste of money. The country can't get through."

"This hat is big enough."

"Don't talk nonsense, be careful and catch you later."

"Just for the sake of not saying anything."

"There is an old saying that goes well, if you say a word today, you will be arrested tomorrow."

"Who said that old saying?"

"It's officially down."

"Heh, you should talk about ordering food."

"As far as I'm embarrassed, the boss saw it and told me directly. Otherwise, you can have boiled pork slices and a cold dish. I was right when I heard it, but I have a question. How is the boiled pork slices made?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"Now you don't move. I have a particular style of eating. If you want to eat, you have to ask about the way it is made. Don't think I don't cook, but I like to eat. Those who have watched my show know that I am physically disabled. Zhijian."

"By the way, everyone knows that no matter how sick you are, it won't affect your eating."

"So, I have to ask the boss how to make this dish. The boss is also a person who has seen the world. Hearing my question, he knows that this is an expert. If it is someone else, he can talk nonsense, but he dare not By the way, when I went to the back kitchen, I found the chef, and the chef's eyes widened when he saw me."

"Because of what?"

"The boss is also curious, why is it you again after the chef speaks?"

"This is an old acquaintance."

"I'm also curious. I don't know this person, so I asked, where have we met? The chef is very polite. If you don't remember, I'll kill you."

"Is that very polite?"

"It's all right, because I see he still has a knife in his hand."

"Okay, is this a meal or came desperately?"

"I'm actually scared too. After thinking about it for a long time, I still can't remember it. The chef saw that I really couldn't remember it, so he reminded me. I was a cook in Beicheng five years ago. You went and ordered a piece of boiled pork. Ask me if it is numb, I said not too numb, you left and the boss fired me, I went to Dongcheng as a cook four years ago, you went, ordered a boiled pork slices, asked me if the boiled pork slices were numb, I said it was a bit numb, and you left, but the boss fired me. Three years ago, I went to Nancheng as a cook, and you still ordered boiled pork slices. You asked me if it was numb, and I said it was very numb, so you left. The boss fired me. I rested at home for a year last year. I just came here to work yesterday. You ordered boiled pork slices again. I just want to ask you, did I throw your child into the well? The cook one After I finished speaking, I broke out in a cold sweat."

"Then don't come down, if I kill you already."

"I'm scared too. Hurry up and apologize to them."

"Say something nice."

"Chef, I'm really sorry. I'm not a bad person but I like to eat it. You see, I like to eat boiled pork slices. As long as you make it this time, I will eat it. I think your cooking skills are good. , don't worry, I'm a qualified person."

"I remembered when you said this. You said that I have no quality. How can I see that you have no quality? It doesn't matter to me."

"Look at you, you are always in a hurry, and it will be you soon."

"Then tell me quickly."

"After I finished talking, the cook went in to cook, and the boss was about to leave when you spoke."

"What did I say?"

"Boss, is the boiled pork numb?"

"It's still the same sentence!"

……

"What I said just now was just a joke. In fact, there is no such thing as going out to eat."

"I'm also afraid of being killed."

"Everyone knows my uncle. He does charity work and helps farmers. I read the news a while ago, and he is selling oranges."

"Yes, orange."

"Look at the audience shouting, these are all your customers."

"correct."

"Actually, I was very moved when I knew about this. Doing good deeds is doing good deeds. No matter whether we have a next life or not, we feel comfortable doing good deeds now. Seeing my uncle do so many good deeds, I also want to do them." , but I don’t know how to do it, I want to ask my uncle, we happened to meet two days ago, and I asked about it specially.”

"Learn from each other."

"I told my uncle, I said that you have done so well in this public welfare project, and the farmer uncle trusts you so much, are you very satisfied spiritually? My uncle told me that there is indeed spiritual satisfaction, but not not all."

"It's all within our power."

"You think it's a trivial matter, but I don't think I have to ask, how did you persevere, my uncle said, first you have to go to the local area to see."

"Field investigation and investigation."

"Look at how the farmer's uncle grows in this family, how much he can sell for a catty without losing money, and how much he can sell if he goes out to sell, of course, this is not the most important thing."

"The most important thing?"

"How much difference can you earn?"

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)