Uncle Deyun

Chapter 561 Episode 31: Yi Yang Said I Want to Learn Crosstalk
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk, I want to learn, the performer Tao Yun..."

"Thank you for giving my uncle a mocking applause. I heard someone shouting from the audience as soon as I came on stage, Yi Yang, you are wearing the wrong coat. I have to say, your eyes are really good."

"It's all done through practice."

"Let me tell you, Zhang Helun and the others were supposed to be acting as assistants today, but because the two of them had a special performance yesterday, the plane was canceled and the train stopped running halfway, so maybe they are in Babaoshan or somewhere..."

"Babaoshan? That person is gone."

"Where is that?"

"Tangshan."

"Yes, Tangshan, it's not far away, but I can't make it back. My master said that you two should come here. As apprentices and godsons, I definitely don't have anything to say, but my uncle is different. He's a busy man. Sometimes I didn’t rest for a month, but I agreed with my master after only asking one sentence.”

"What did I ask?"

"Is there a salary?"

"I love money too much, why ask this?"

"Don't worry about it, I heard that there is a salary, and my uncle is here."

"Then I'm here for the money."

"This is a joke. In fact, it's all about friendship, and a caller came."

"Helping each other."

"But I'm different. I'll come whether I'm paid or not. One is that I will definitely come after my master speaks, and the other is that I need to study now."

"You still need to learn, the audience doesn't know, the little prodigy is talking about you."

"What you said is Peking Opera, but I still need to learn more about cross talk, especially when I'm with you, I can learn more."

"This is interesting. I'm a non-professional. If you study with me, what can you learn?"

"Study without making mistakes, three 10 minutes on stage, I study for 29 minutes without making mistakes."

"Co-authored me to go on stage for 10 minutes, and I got a name right."

"Just saying that, it shows that I like to learn and I love learning."

"Loving learning is a good thing."

"In fact, learning is a good thing, but sometimes it is troublesome."

"What trouble can study have?"

"You said that you must concentrate on studying, but there are always girls who like to disturb me."

"Oh, the audience asked, which little girl."

"It's all gossiping women."

"Women?"

"Young woman... young girl."

"By the way, girl, you should learn more in the future."

"I also learned from my master."

"Okay, pull out one more."

"I want to study, but they keep interrupting me."

"Why bother you?"

"You said that I just took out the book at home, and the phone rang. Let's not say what the name is, just say the number one, the number one called, and asked me, A Tao, I want to eat a bowl of Malatang, you Can you send it to me, can you say that I can not agree to this request?"

"It's not a difficult task. If you don't waste any time, you can send it over there as soon as possible."

"Yeah, I thought so too. I had to get a bowl of Mala Tang quickly. Three or ten minutes passed. The book was taken out, and the phone rang again in less than two minutes. This time it was number two, and number two requested It's simpler, let me give her a bottle of water, you said, can I refuse this request?"

"It's not too difficult, just send it over quickly."

"Yeah, I thought that if I didn't send her off, I would still have to call her. Hurry up and send her the water. After the delivery, number two asked if I wanted to chat. I thought about going back to study, so I directly refused."

"You deserve to be single too."

"It's not important to be single. What's important is that I have to study. This time, the water is also delivered. Hurry up. When you get home, the book is ready, and the phone will be turned off this time."

"No one will bother you this time."

"No one, then you are thinking wrong, the phone is turned off, I still have a tablet computer, just opened the catalog, the video voice came, I saw that the number 3 came, since it came, then pick it up, Then number three spoke very politely, and asked me to deliver a bowl of noodles to her in three minutes, or else I would smash the glass in my house."

"Ah! Is that very polite?"

"It's polite not to say you hit me."

"Your request is really not high."

"What to do, let's go."

"Not bad for this one."

"In 3 minutes, the noodles were delivered. This time, I didn't wait for her to speak. I had already come down. This time, the tablet was turned off. I don't use electronic devices, and I can't be found."

"Then you can rest assured."

"Don't worry? And I can't. I was just about to read a book. My mother came. Dangdang knocked on the door. I opened the door and saw that it was my mother. My mother was fine, so she asked me about the money I received for the delivery just now." Give it to her, as soon as I heard it, I was in a hurry, it was the goods I delivered, why should I pay you, you said..."

"What should I say? Wait for a while before I understand. Those who have been messing around for a long time are not your suitors, but your parents. You have been charged for running errands."

"Isn't this nonsense, everyone, if you don't pay me for running errands, I won't go even if they look like seven fairies."

"Well, I've been doing it for a long time just for money."

"Don't talk about money or money. Anyway, I didn't learn well. Later, I thought, there is a saying that is good, and true knowledge comes from practice. Simply, go directly to the stage and learn during the performance."

"That's a good idea, too."

"But there's a problem on stage."

"What's the trouble on stage?"

"Customer #[-] standing next to me affects my studies."

"me!"

……

"What I just said is a newly made up story. The two of us made it yesterday, and my uncle did it too. The speed is so fast that I'm a little..."

"Wait for a while, I'm fast for everything?"

"The speed of creation, what do you think?"

"I thought it was the speed of writing."

"The new program is not so easy to write, but anyone who knows my uncle knows that he is not a professional cross talk actor, so some traditional jokes may not be used, and we can only create new ones every time. I don't know if everyone likes it or not. like."

"Thank you, everyone's applause is encouragement to me."

"It's true. De Yun doesn't really act with my uncle much. One is me and the other is Da Lin. My brother-in-law acted once."

"Correct."

"The combination of the few of us is familiar to the audience. As long as there is my uncle in this show, the audience will know that there must be one of us."

"Everyone understands."

"Yesterday too, my uncle and the two of us came here to rehearse together. Many fans saw it and were very enthusiastic."

"Yes, the weather is quite cold, and we advised them not to catch a cold."

"Why don't we just say that this kind of artist star can not be liked by fans, care about fans, love fans, and respond to what fans say."

"That's how it should be done."

"I have a question I want to ask you."

"go ahead."

"Where did you get the photos you sold to your fans?"

"I still need money!"

(End of this chapter)