Uncle Deyun

Chapter 562 Extra Story 32: Yi Yang Said I Am a Conductor

"Please enjoy the cross talk below. I am the conductor and the performer Tao Yun..."

"Thank you for your applause. Just now, my two younger brothers performed a traditional comic talk talk. It was very good and everyone was very happy. Now we two are on stage to tell you a little bit. Introduce myself, my name is Tao Yunsheng, thank you for your applause, the one next to me is Yi#, cross talk is very particular..."

"Wait a while, everything will be over, can you tell me what my name is?"

"Didn't you make it clear?"

"Yi# just passed away, and everyone didn't hear clearly."

"You don't need to listen clearly. Everyone knows your name, and everyone knows your identity. A famous director, a big star, Yi Yang."

"Thank you for your applause. You can't talk about a great director, but an ordinary artist."

"You are just humble. In fact, I am also a person. I never say how much I have achieved, because it is meaningless to say that. For so many years, no one knows that I am a conductor. They think that I am a Beijing opera actor, an applause actor, and a Beijing opera actor. What matters is..."

"Let me stop you again, you! Are you the conductor?"

"Ah, yes, fine, what you say counts, Beijing opera..."

"What happened again?"

"Any questions?"

"You are a conductor, why don't I know about this?"

"Low-key, my master said, be a low-key person and sleep without peeing on the kang."

"It's all a mess."

"These are all wise words, you can find a note later."

"No one remembers, you just talk about your conductor."

"There's nothing to say about it. The conductor has a certain reputation in the industry, so it's not worth mentioning."

"I think your expression is not worth mentioning, just wait for me to ask."

"The audience is laughing, laughing at you for being old and disrespectful."

"Who?"

"Everyone agrees with the words in the audience, but after coming on stage, it seems to be a temporary show."

"You're planning to dig yourself out."

"I'm also thinking about the audience. After all, listening to your program, I don't have a chance to make a living."

"That's right, it's all new."

"Actually, when it comes to my identity as a conductor, I have to talk about it when I was in college. At that time, I just went to college, and there was a..."

"Don't go to school, let me ask you first, have you ever been to college?"

"Who?"

"You."

"What's wrong with me?"

"Didn't you say you went to college?"

"Who said that?"

"you said."

"Okay, let's go."

"Why are you so vague, have you ever been on it or not?"

"I've done it, can I become a conductor if I haven't done it? Think about it, if I haven't learned it, can I have that skill."

"Then what university did you go to?"

"Is it okay?"

"How do you say that, as an uncle, can I ask you out of curiosity?"

"I'm sorry, I forgot. I used to act with my senior brother, or with my senior apprentices, who are similar to my son. Just now I thought I was on stage with my son."

"Go and go, I like to take advantage of it every day."

"You don't want to hear it?"

"It's not just me, the audience wants to know too."

"Okay, okay, Imperial Music University, when I was in school..."

"Why are you always so vague, the University of Music is the University of Music."

"Yes, Music University."

"Don't talk about everyone, I haven't been to a music university. How about asking him to introduce this school to us?"

"Everyone is still applauding, you have been led badly by my uncle."

"What's the matter? I got it wrong. Everyone just wants to hear what kind of school you went to."

"Schools are pretty much the same. There are teachers, classmates, and cafeterias."

"Isn't this nonsense, let you explain it in detail."

"Every day at some point the teacher takes us to the small classroom, where there are some classmates, and then there will be teaching videos. Our classmates choose what we want to learn, and then tell the teacher how long we will study, and the teacher arranges it. , let us practice by ourselves, and let the chef send some shredded squid, fruit plate, various dried fruits, and sometimes beer when we are hungry..."

"There's beer, don't talk about it, are you going to school? You're going to KTV."

"What KTV?"

"Isn't that right? When you arrive, the teacher, the waiter, will take you to choose a private room. There are some songs in the private room. After the song is selected, the microphone is set up. Order some fruit plate, dried fruit beer, this is not Ktv What is it?"

"You misunderstood."

"Stop making excuses."

"I don't care, I just went to college anyway."

"This is an attempt to mess around."

"How can I learn how to conduct without going to college? Everyone has seen that on TV, many high-end singing occasions must be conducted by a conductor, especially the chorus."

"That's true, but what you said is too unreal."

"I don't think it's like you want to find out more about yourself."

"My reason?"

"Yeah, can't you take it as real?"

"Huh? Is that true?"

"Yes, that's it."

"Look at the ambiguity."

"The things I learned in college are things that other people can't learn at all. Although it looks like a small stick, it works differently in the hands of different people."

"What's the point?"

"Look, you've never been to our school."

"I'm also under strict control at home."

"This stick is called a baton in our hands. With this thing, singers and musicians rely on it to conduct."

"Then in someone else's hands?"

"If others don't say it, if it is in your hands, it will be a shit-stirring stick."

"Why is it so dirty?"

"Because it relies on disturbing you to realize your own value."

"You're the one!"

"That's what it means, tell me, if I haven't learned it, can I understand so much?"

"Really, this requires a certain amount of professional knowledge."

"You believe it, don't you?"

"What do you mean I believe it? Is what you said really true?"

"Of course."

"Then tell us where you have participated in performances?"

"There are many places to go, let's just talk about my latest performance, and you will know as soon as I tell you."

"That's what fame is all about."

"Yes, it is a splendid place, and there are many people there, old and young, but there are no children too young."

"They don't understand either."

"At eight o'clock in the evening, the performance will start immediately. I put on the tuxedo, tie, leather shoes, and hold my baton. When everyone sees me, they all look at me."

"This shows that you are famous."

"That's not it."

"that is because?"

"They just want to see the stick that has touched you."

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)