Uncle Deyun

Chapter 564 Extra Story 34

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk. I am an artist, and the performer Tao Yun..."

"Thank you everyone. Today is our box sealing. My uncle and my senior brothers performed in front of me. I heard everyone laughing in the background, which shows that they performed well. But when you come to me, how happy are you? Not necessarily."

"Why is this not certain?"

"Because I'm different from them."

"What's the difference?"

"I'm a cross talk performer."

"You? Don't be proud, Deyun, I've never heard of artists."

"Look at the audience who refuted you, he said, we are all artists."

"Because I love you too much."

"Everyone knows that I'm an artist. It's not because of anything else. I said that cross talk audiences hear wise words. If I were not an artist, would I be able to say these words?"

"I've never heard that cross talk is full of wise words."

"This shows that you don't know much about cross talk."

"Then tell me, and I'll listen."

"Cross talk is divided into many genres, but in general there are two types. One is that all the things I say on stage are what the audience likes to hear, but there must be some individuals who will find fault with these things, because there are many things in these things. Some people can't get used to it."

"To put it bluntly, it's just a little vulgar."

"By the way, there is another kind, that is, every word I say is a famous saying to persuade people to be kind and reasonable. After listening to it, the audience wants to go home and sleep. The nearby hotels broadcast live broadcasts to treat insomnia."

"Oh! Crosstalk still has this effect?"

"By the way, sometimes doctors wonder where all my patients have gone."

"Everyone is here to listen to cross talk."

"Actually, I didn't quite understand it at first. My master often said these things. Later, I thought about it. This is my master in the cross talk world for so many years. I can't take this path. I want to become an artist."

"It's the cure for insomnia."

"Not only can it cure insomnia, but it can also persuade people to be kind."

"Well, you can teach us how to say this."

"It's actually quite simple. First, I contact the hotel, and then I ask for a phone number. If an audience member is going to sleep, I ask someone to give me a business card and ask me to get a [-]% discount at the hotel. I can earn some commission in the middle. Am I telling the truth? Did you say it?"

"I know it this time, and it will be difficult for you to earn this commission in the future."

"It doesn't matter, I am also contributing to the hotel."

"You'd better talk about the artist."

"It's actually simple. When I'm on stage, I first look at the audience. I have different communication methods with different audiences."

"Is it so detailed?"

"By the way, let's say you are a child. At a child's age, you can't talk about cross talk on stage with great principles."

"He doesn't understand either."

"So, let's talk about some cartoons to attract his interest, for example, you have to be obedient, and if you are disobedient, the big bad wolf eats you, the panda eats you, the wolf eats you, the fox eats you, the chicken eats you Eat, the frog ate you..."

"Wait for a while. Is this teaching children? Let's not talk about it. How can frogs eat people?"

"You don't care about that, as long as you can scare him."

"You will also know this method."

"But there's a sequelae when these kids go home."

"Sequelae?"

"I want to cry when I hear cross talk."

"That's why you were scared."

"It doesn't matter if the children don't dare to come. We still have adults. Young people, if you are bold, you can't do it if you say this. They are not afraid, so we have to talk about cross talk in a different way."

"Is there another way?"

"Of course, when the young people were there, I looked at them and said what they said. You spent 30 yuan here to listen to cross talk. Let's talk about the cheapest ticket. Your father may have to work for three days."

"Which grandson pays such a low salary."

"Maybe it's us."

"Your master is too frugal."

"If you eat a handful of melon seeds here, you may have to work hard for a year."

"A handful of melon seeds is not enough."

"Didn't I tell them the truth of thrift?"

"You're overdoing it a little bit."

"These young people were very moved when they heard it."

"It really works."

"But my master is not happy."

"What's up with him?"

"The audience doesn't even buy tickets."

"Well, we all know how to be thrifty."

"Without income, my master is not happy. Tell me, don't talk about young people. You only talk about middle-aged people. Your art is too artistic. You need people with certain experience to listen. From these words, you can know , how much my master loves me."

"That's not loving you, it's that I'm afraid that I won't be able to sell tickets."

"Anyway, it's fine if you can talk. Middle-aged people have their own characteristics when listening to cross talk. They often come alone, tired from work, or just passing by. Come in for some tea and listen to cross talk."

"relax for a moment."

"When they come, you can't say that they are thrifty. People are so old, they all work by themselves, and they have a certain economic foundation, so we have to talk about other things to educate them."

"You still have a way?"

"Of course, I told them a story and they got up and left."

"What story is so powerful?"

"Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, when they heard this, everyone stopped listening to the cross talk and went home."

"This is to catch rape."

"I heard that the next day the Civil Affairs Bureau lined up three streets from the gate."

"It's powerful enough."

"After the middle-aged man finished speaking, my master called me again, and told me earnestly that the market for middle-aged children is already good. You should go to the special session for the elderly to have a look."

"I'm also afraid that middle-aged people won't buy tickets if you continue talking."

"It doesn't matter where, isn't the elderly market also a guest, and I can reason with the guest."

"Do you have this ability?"

"Otherwise, how can I become a cross talk performer?"

"What did the old man say?"

"The elderly have a characteristic. They have nothing to do, they are not short of money, and they are not afraid of having this or that at home, so this is the worst thing to say, but I can do it."

"You still have a way?"

"By the way, that is to use other people's reasoning. When I came on stage that day, I saw 20 old men in the audience. Among them were two beauties in their [-]s."

"Bringing my granddaughter."

"No."

"Bringing your daughter?"

"No."

"That is?"

"You're too curious. My uncle and his wife are gone. Who do you care with him?"

"Well, I still have this hobby at such an old age."

"As soon as I got on the stage, I first said hello to show respect to these people, and then I started to talk. In fact, I didn't talk much. The ones with short legs, and those with urinals, ran very fast when they heard what I said."

"What did you say is so powerful?"

"There were little girls outside performing in shorts."

"That's it?"

(End of this chapter)