Uncle Deyun

Chapter 565 Extra Story 35

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk winning the grand prize, the performer Tao Yun..."

"Everyone's applause was so enthusiastic."

"Yes."

"I saw a young lady in front of me threw her phone on the ground to applaud her."

"It's also very worthwhile."

"Actually, I don't have any skills. I can talk about cross talk and opera, unlike my uncle."

"What's wrong with me?"

"I will eat it."

"me?"

"Of course, this is just the most basic ability of a person."

"That means I know nothing."

"You can't say that, you can take care of yourself when you go to the toilet."

"The more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes."

"I mean you know a lot, you know everything."

"You can't say that either."

"Everyone who doesn't know, you are a famous person. If you have money at home, you have to pave the road with gold bricks. The pillows and quilts you sleep at home are full of money. When you eat, whether it's chopsticks or pots and pans, use gold on the front. Once it’s done, the mirror can’t be made of glass, it’s all made of precious stones.”

"I'm too rich, isn't this a panic?"

"I just envy you. Sometimes I think about it at home. I come out to perform a show for a few hundred yuan. Sometimes I am late and return the money early. Last year, I still owed the company three hundred."

"The company didn't fire you because it took care of you."

"Actually, there is a reason for this. The reason why I was late is because my family has no money. The rich man drives and takes a taxi. I can only take the subway. I am thin-skinned, and sometimes I am embarrassed to go when there are too many people." , There is no way to be late, no matter how rich he is, he can buy a house in the center, and he can do it with this house, so he doesn’t need to get up early, say start at 59, and leave home at [-]:[-].”

"That's too late."

"Live at the door."

"A ticket seller?"

"After all, I just don't have any money. Sometimes I also think, when I will be famous and make a lot of money, it would be great. After thinking about it, I remembered one thing."

"Remember something?"

"By the way, I have a special function."

"Isn't this nonsense, how can there be special functions."

"You don't know that. I have had it since I was a child. This supernatural power is actually quite simple. It is very accurate in dreaming."

"Then what's the use?"

"Hey, it's very useful. I remember when I was ten years old, my puppy was lost and I couldn't find it after searching for half a month. Later, I dreamed that my dog ​​was in the backyard of my house. When I woke up, I went to look for it. Sure enough, the dog was there. Woolen cloth."

"That's not sure, it might just be a coincidence."

"This incident may be a coincidence, but it is not the only incident."

"and also?"

"Of course, there will be many times in the future. I don't know if everyone here knows. I used to catch prizes when I was a child. It was done in the streets and alleys. At that time, everyone didn't know what marketing was. Many people saw it and someone won it. , then smoke it, and there is nothing in the end.”

"This is a means."

"It's the same at my family. My mother likes lottery draws. I had a dream the night before, saying that I could win a TV if I went to grab the lottery. Everyone, TV was a good thing at that time. When I woke up, I told my mother, My mother was also happy, she knew that I got the dog back, and when I got to the lottery, I just drew one."

"Caught on TV."

"Xiaobawang learning machine."

"Huh? It's a little far away, isn't it?"

"Later I also asked. There was no TV in the lottery draw that day, but I dreamed of a TV, so I can only give me one that is similar to a TV, the Little Overlord Learning Machine."

"Is this about the same?"

"My mother beat me up when I got home."

"Why, I won the lottery too."

"Because Xiaobawang needs to be used together with the TV. For this award, my mother bought another TV. Just say, is my dream accurate?"

"You better ask your mother."

"You are jealous."

"Who is jealous of you?"

"Let's just say, I have these experiences, which shows that I must have special abilities."

"It's not next to each other."

"Anyway, I have a way to make a fortune."

"Is there a way out here?"

"Yeah, I don't know if everyone cares about it or not. Now we have something called a lottery, which is actually similar to the previous lottery, except that it was originally made by individual businesses, but now it is made by the state. Two dollars a piece wins 500 million yuan. Now I can win tens of millions, I have made up my mind, from now on I will do nothing but sleep at home."

"Just for the lottery?"

"correct."

"It's not reliable."

"Why is it unreliable? This is the most reliable. At that time, I only need to dream well, buy a lottery ticket, and I will definitely get a big prize. I will do it as soon as I say it. I will tell my unit that I will get rich and I will ask for leave. "

"It didn't matter how much I got rich."

"It's all a matter of certainty. As soon as I finished speaking, everyone was curious and asked me how I got rich. I told my thoughts, and they gave me a phone number from a mental hospital, which made me angry. I told them, you are jealous."

"They might be doing it for your own good too."

"Everything has been dealt with, I bought two sleeping pills and went to sleep."

"It's time to sleep."

"Sleeping for seven days, I finally know."

"It's good to understand, you can't get rich by dreaming."

"Who said that?"

"Then what do you know?"

"You can't take too many sleeping pills, and you don't dream at all when you fall asleep."

"Well, they are all asleep."

"Don't take sleeping pills, this time it's fine, close your eyes and wait to dream. After lying down for three days, let alone sleep, you will feel uncomfortable even if you close your eyes."

"And why?"

"I slept too much after taking sleeping pills before."

"Cough! Then you should exercise, and sleep when you get tired after exercising."

"Hey, what you said makes sense. Just do it like this. When you get up, you can skip rope, do sit-ups, and try running."

"Sleep this time."

"Be more energetic."

"Why is it more important?"

"Whenever I do sports, there is always a young lady who keeps looking at me, making me panic. When I close my eyes, it's her, so I can't fall asleep."

"That would be difficult."

"It's okay, I still have a way."

"What else can be done?"

"Listen to cross talk."

"Oh! This is really a way."

"Listening to cross talk is also learned. At first, I listened to my master, but ended up patronizing Le."

"Then I won't be able to sleep even more."

"Later, I listened to Brother Yue."

"Does his work?"

"It doesn't work either, the sound is too loud."

"That's his style."

"After thinking about it, I can't listen to these people from Deyun. Then I thought about it, listen to the mainstream."

"Mainstream?"

"By the way, those audiences don't laugh when they hear it, but look like they are being re-educated."

"What kind of metaphor is this?"

"Don't tell me this time..."

"Fell asleep?"

"I vomited."

(End of this chapter)