Good deeds
Chapter 36 Drunkenness
Chapter 36 Drunkenness
Walking out of the bar, there was a gust of cold wind blowing in front of him, Kang Ri's mind immediately cleared up, and his heart was still moved and shocked. The stupid landlord is obviously a massive rooster!
There is also this kind of pride, which is so touching!
"Chen Shanxing, I will never say that I will move away from now on, and I will buy all the ducks in the future!" Kang Ri was moved to tears.
"You keep your word!" Shan Xing forced himself to finish the sentence, covered his mouth and ran to the side flower bed to vomit. This foreign devil's wine has really strong stamina.
Vomiting profusely and lazily, Shou Jiajun and Kang Ri could smell the smell of smoked wine from a long distance away.
"Shanshan, what are you doing if you say you can't drink?" Shou Jiajun hurried forward, followed by Kang Ri.
"If I don't drink it, let you drink it? If you drink it again, you will have a stomach perforation and vomit blood?"
After vomiting all the fruit he ate just now, Shan Xing took out a napkin from his bag to wipe his mouth, but the wine still had too much aftertaste, and after a while, his head began to faint.
"It's a pity that there is a plate of fruit, more than 100 yuan!" This was the last sentence Shan Xing said before he fainted, and both Shou Jiajun and Kang Ri twitched the corners of their mouths at the same time.
Kang Ri was standing behind Shan Xing, subconsciously caught the heavy Shan Xing with both hands, and almost didn't fall.
Shou Jiajun was taken aback, and felt relieved when he saw that Shanxing was breathing long and blushing, but he passed away from drunk, nothing serious happened.
At the same time, I was so touched that I was dying. Although Shanshan was a little stingy, he was loyal enough and knew that he loved him as an elder brother.
"Why are you still standing there stupidly? Hurry up and get in the car." He shouted at Kang Ri, a little dissatisfied with this prospective brother-in-law Shou Jiajun. Although he is handsome because he was born by his parents, it is not right to attract bees and butterflies everywhere. up.
Well, we still have to investigate carefully, this is related to Shanshan's lifelong happiness!
Kang Ri carried Shanxing to the car seat, and he ran home. He was completely awake during this run, but saw Shou Jiajun standing downstairs waiting for him.
Shou Jiajun was embarrassed to say that it was a bit difficult for him to go up to the fourth floor with Shanxing alone.
Kang Ri stretched out his long arms, carried Shan Xing and went upstairs. Seeing Shou Jiajun secretly nodding, his physical strength is quite impressive. Judging by Xiao Kang's size, it must be a lot of work. Satisfied in bed.
Thinking about it this way, Shou Jiajun is a little more satisfied with Kang Ri. You must know that the quality of the intercourse directly affects whether the husband and wife are affectionate or not!
This is his personal experience!
Although he is not married yet, this should be similar to how to pick up girls!
Being carried up and down by Kang Ri, Shan Xing's stomach began to churn again, and he endured it when he got home, and then ran straight to the bathroom, another sprawling meal, and this time he completely vomited his dinner !
Shou Jiajun hurriedly went to the kitchen to make a glass of warm salt water, and asked Kang Ri to support the semi-conscious Shan Xing, and said softly, "Shan Shan, come and drink this glass of water, it won't hurt your stomach after drinking it."
Shan Xing wasn't completely drunk, she didn't feel uncomfortable after drinking it, and her throat was also very hot, so she drank the glass of salt water immediately, but her eyebrows were frowned like knots.
"Salty, not good, I want to drink ice water."
Generally, people who drink too much are a little unreasonable, and their temper is a hundred times larger than usual, which is very difficult to deal with.
Shanxing is like this at this time, from an understanding soft girl to a tricky and difficult to deal with.
"Okay, okay, ice water, wait." Shou Jiajun had no choice but to take some ice cream from the refrigerator, wrapped it in a towel and applied it to Shanxing's face, Shanxing sighed in comfort.
"Kang Ri, don't forget what you said just now, don't just say you're going to move out from now on, a big man's heart is as small as a chicken's asshole, he knows to threaten me with moving, hmph, move me here, why don't you Where can I find a good place that is cheap and includes three meals a day? If it weren't for the lack of down payment, this lady would not be willing to serve you, young master!"
Kang Ri's face turned black when he heard that, normally he would have gone back, but today he was still touched, so he didn't care about the silly landlord!
It's just that Young Master Kang forgot that most people who are drunk talk a lot, especially those who like to tell the truth after drinking.
Coincidentally, Sister Shanxing belongs to this chattering type.
"Kang Ri, you just said that you bought the ducks, don't keep saying that I ate your ducks in the future, be careful!"
"Kang Ri, do you think you don't want to be clear about it, and you don't want to live a good life at home, but you want to go outside to suffer? You can't eat well, you can't live well, and you want to be spotted by a female satyr. You are innocent." It may not be guaranteed, why are you here?"
Shan Xing read Kang Ri brokenly for an hour, nothing more than that he was narrow-minded, caressing, and his mind was not clear. Hearing Shou Jiajun laughing non-stop, Shan Shan who was drunk was so cute.
Kang Ri's face was sullen, and he didn't say a word. His young master was not as knowledgeable as a drunk rooster, especially this drunk rooster was so righteous just now, but it was so uncomfortable to hear this!
"Brother Jiajun, you are not a young man anymore, don't hang around outside all day long, just be as virtuous as Uncle Dahe!"
"Do you think those women have taken a fancy to you? Even Andy Lau may not be loved by everyone. What everyone loves is RMB. Those women are all looking for your money! This kind of money is bought. What's so good about your relationship, isn't it just a high-level prostitute!"
"You have so much money to go whoring to high-ranking ladies, why don't you donate the money to poor mountainous areas!"
This time it was Kang Ri's turn to laugh, Shou Jiajun stared at his small mouth with a black face and kept muttering about good deeds, it was so uncute!
Shanxing didn't stop reading until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. During this time, he asked for warm water to drink, and asked for sweet and sour water at other times. Where did he go to drink sour and sweet ice water in the middle of the night?
It was Kang Ri who was clever, took vinegar and sugar and mixed a glass of boiled water, the girl Shan Xing drank it all in one gulp, and said 'delicious' afterward!
"Brother is exhausted, this kid Shanshan is too much trouble!"
Shou Jiajun was so tired that he fell asleep, he didn't go home to sleep, he just squeezed a bed with Kang Ri and slept.
Shanshan is so drunk that she is unconscious, how can he put her and Kang Ri in the same room with confidence?What if something goes wrong?
Shanxing slept until 08:30 in the morning. She woke up thirsty. She looked at her phone with a splitting headache, and immediately flicked it up, and her brain returned to blood instantly.
"Oops, I'm late, my perfect attendance award for this month!" Shanxing was devastated.
Shou Jiajun didn't sleep well all night, Kang Ri's sleeping appearance was really bad, he kicked him out of bed three times in one night, he still slept like a fart!
Who made his body stronger than others!
Shou Jiajun, with two panda eyes, heard Shanxing's cry, went out and shouted at her: "What work do you have? I asked you for leave last night. You will have a day off at home today. Brother, I want Go back to catch up on sleep, damn it, didn't sleep well and still have a stiff neck?"
Shou Jiajun, with his neck stuck, walked away with a stinky face, leaving behind a distressed Shan Xing and a sleepy Kang Ri.
(End of this chapter)
Walking out of the bar, there was a gust of cold wind blowing in front of him, Kang Ri's mind immediately cleared up, and his heart was still moved and shocked. The stupid landlord is obviously a massive rooster!
There is also this kind of pride, which is so touching!
"Chen Shanxing, I will never say that I will move away from now on, and I will buy all the ducks in the future!" Kang Ri was moved to tears.
"You keep your word!" Shan Xing forced himself to finish the sentence, covered his mouth and ran to the side flower bed to vomit. This foreign devil's wine has really strong stamina.
Vomiting profusely and lazily, Shou Jiajun and Kang Ri could smell the smell of smoked wine from a long distance away.
"Shanshan, what are you doing if you say you can't drink?" Shou Jiajun hurried forward, followed by Kang Ri.
"If I don't drink it, let you drink it? If you drink it again, you will have a stomach perforation and vomit blood?"
After vomiting all the fruit he ate just now, Shan Xing took out a napkin from his bag to wipe his mouth, but the wine still had too much aftertaste, and after a while, his head began to faint.
"It's a pity that there is a plate of fruit, more than 100 yuan!" This was the last sentence Shan Xing said before he fainted, and both Shou Jiajun and Kang Ri twitched the corners of their mouths at the same time.
Kang Ri was standing behind Shan Xing, subconsciously caught the heavy Shan Xing with both hands, and almost didn't fall.
Shou Jiajun was taken aback, and felt relieved when he saw that Shanxing was breathing long and blushing, but he passed away from drunk, nothing serious happened.
At the same time, I was so touched that I was dying. Although Shanshan was a little stingy, he was loyal enough and knew that he loved him as an elder brother.
"Why are you still standing there stupidly? Hurry up and get in the car." He shouted at Kang Ri, a little dissatisfied with this prospective brother-in-law Shou Jiajun. Although he is handsome because he was born by his parents, it is not right to attract bees and butterflies everywhere. up.
Well, we still have to investigate carefully, this is related to Shanshan's lifelong happiness!
Kang Ri carried Shanxing to the car seat, and he ran home. He was completely awake during this run, but saw Shou Jiajun standing downstairs waiting for him.
Shou Jiajun was embarrassed to say that it was a bit difficult for him to go up to the fourth floor with Shanxing alone.
Kang Ri stretched out his long arms, carried Shan Xing and went upstairs. Seeing Shou Jiajun secretly nodding, his physical strength is quite impressive. Judging by Xiao Kang's size, it must be a lot of work. Satisfied in bed.
Thinking about it this way, Shou Jiajun is a little more satisfied with Kang Ri. You must know that the quality of the intercourse directly affects whether the husband and wife are affectionate or not!
This is his personal experience!
Although he is not married yet, this should be similar to how to pick up girls!
Being carried up and down by Kang Ri, Shan Xing's stomach began to churn again, and he endured it when he got home, and then ran straight to the bathroom, another sprawling meal, and this time he completely vomited his dinner !
Shou Jiajun hurriedly went to the kitchen to make a glass of warm salt water, and asked Kang Ri to support the semi-conscious Shan Xing, and said softly, "Shan Shan, come and drink this glass of water, it won't hurt your stomach after drinking it."
Shan Xing wasn't completely drunk, she didn't feel uncomfortable after drinking it, and her throat was also very hot, so she drank the glass of salt water immediately, but her eyebrows were frowned like knots.
"Salty, not good, I want to drink ice water."
Generally, people who drink too much are a little unreasonable, and their temper is a hundred times larger than usual, which is very difficult to deal with.
Shanxing is like this at this time, from an understanding soft girl to a tricky and difficult to deal with.
"Okay, okay, ice water, wait." Shou Jiajun had no choice but to take some ice cream from the refrigerator, wrapped it in a towel and applied it to Shanxing's face, Shanxing sighed in comfort.
"Kang Ri, don't forget what you said just now, don't just say you're going to move out from now on, a big man's heart is as small as a chicken's asshole, he knows to threaten me with moving, hmph, move me here, why don't you Where can I find a good place that is cheap and includes three meals a day? If it weren't for the lack of down payment, this lady would not be willing to serve you, young master!"
Kang Ri's face turned black when he heard that, normally he would have gone back, but today he was still touched, so he didn't care about the silly landlord!
It's just that Young Master Kang forgot that most people who are drunk talk a lot, especially those who like to tell the truth after drinking.
Coincidentally, Sister Shanxing belongs to this chattering type.
"Kang Ri, you just said that you bought the ducks, don't keep saying that I ate your ducks in the future, be careful!"
"Kang Ri, do you think you don't want to be clear about it, and you don't want to live a good life at home, but you want to go outside to suffer? You can't eat well, you can't live well, and you want to be spotted by a female satyr. You are innocent." It may not be guaranteed, why are you here?"
Shan Xing read Kang Ri brokenly for an hour, nothing more than that he was narrow-minded, caressing, and his mind was not clear. Hearing Shou Jiajun laughing non-stop, Shan Shan who was drunk was so cute.
Kang Ri's face was sullen, and he didn't say a word. His young master was not as knowledgeable as a drunk rooster, especially this drunk rooster was so righteous just now, but it was so uncomfortable to hear this!
"Brother Jiajun, you are not a young man anymore, don't hang around outside all day long, just be as virtuous as Uncle Dahe!"
"Do you think those women have taken a fancy to you? Even Andy Lau may not be loved by everyone. What everyone loves is RMB. Those women are all looking for your money! This kind of money is bought. What's so good about your relationship, isn't it just a high-level prostitute!"
"You have so much money to go whoring to high-ranking ladies, why don't you donate the money to poor mountainous areas!"
This time it was Kang Ri's turn to laugh, Shou Jiajun stared at his small mouth with a black face and kept muttering about good deeds, it was so uncute!
Shanxing didn't stop reading until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. During this time, he asked for warm water to drink, and asked for sweet and sour water at other times. Where did he go to drink sour and sweet ice water in the middle of the night?
It was Kang Ri who was clever, took vinegar and sugar and mixed a glass of boiled water, the girl Shan Xing drank it all in one gulp, and said 'delicious' afterward!
"Brother is exhausted, this kid Shanshan is too much trouble!"
Shou Jiajun was so tired that he fell asleep, he didn't go home to sleep, he just squeezed a bed with Kang Ri and slept.
Shanshan is so drunk that she is unconscious, how can he put her and Kang Ri in the same room with confidence?What if something goes wrong?
Shanxing slept until 08:30 in the morning. She woke up thirsty. She looked at her phone with a splitting headache, and immediately flicked it up, and her brain returned to blood instantly.
"Oops, I'm late, my perfect attendance award for this month!" Shanxing was devastated.
Shou Jiajun didn't sleep well all night, Kang Ri's sleeping appearance was really bad, he kicked him out of bed three times in one night, he still slept like a fart!
Who made his body stronger than others!
Shou Jiajun, with two panda eyes, heard Shanxing's cry, went out and shouted at her: "What work do you have? I asked you for leave last night. You will have a day off at home today. Brother, I want Go back to catch up on sleep, damn it, didn't sleep well and still have a stiff neck?"
Shou Jiajun, with his neck stuck, walked away with a stinky face, leaving behind a distressed Shan Xing and a sleepy Kang Ri.
(End of this chapter)
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