The last feng shui master
Chapter 112 The Ghost Story
Chapter 112 The Ghost Story
When I went to the hospital for an examination, I didn't find anything weird about the child, and it seemed to be very healthy. The doctor said that the child was frightened, so the appetite increased, and it will be fine after a while.Unexpectedly, after a period of time, Xu Xiaokang became thinner and thinner. The most incredible thing was that Xu Xiaokang's stomach became bigger and bigger, and his appetite became bigger and bigger. At night, he began to grind his teeth, and sometimes he would poop himself out Lick a few times.
Xu Jun and Liu Yunxin are executives of foreign companies. They went through untold hardships when they gave birth to Xu Xiaokang. They used artificial insemination to successfully conceive. Regarding the son's transformation into this, the two originally had a firm scientific stance, and later tried various methods. way.Buddhism, Taoism, and some religions have all pleaded, and they are not allowed to enter the sect without spending any money. Some of the masters are unwilling to waste their power for a child.
When I looked into Xu Xiaokang's eyes, I always felt that there were countless little heads turning inside, chattering, and I didn't know what it was.If it was an innocent or wandering soul in the abandoned building, it would not turn the child into a gluttonous skinny monkey.
"I heard that there is a powerful psychic here, so I found it." After Xu Jun finished speaking, he couldn't help sighing, revealing a feeling of weakness and powerlessness that is rare for a man.
"I'm also here to find a psychic..." I said.
Having said that, Xu Jun has been working in Jiangcheng...
Xu Jun showed a feeling that he was also a fallen person in the world, thinking that I also had some unspeakable secrets, subconsciously glanced at the jade corpse sitting with me, as if he was also demented, and said involuntarily: "Brother, I understand Your difficulties."
When I said this, I sent me a Yellow Crane Tower. I haven’t smoked this kind of cigarette for a while, but I still feel very familiar with it. After taking a sip, I feel much more comfortable.
Liu Yunxin still looked at me very hostilely, especially when I reached out to touch Xu Xiaokang's head again: "Who are you, don't touch my son."
"Sister-in-law, I don't mean anything malicious. I just want to see if there is anything wrong with the child." I explained, "I'm also going to find a local psychic, maybe they can help you."
Xu Jun smiled bitterly and said, she is a little sensitive, don't take offense.Under the protection of Liu Yunxin, Xu Xiaokang was never touched by me from the beginning to the end.
The densely packed little heads in Xu Xiaokang's eyes also disappeared.Xu Jun wanted to find a psychic medium, and it happened to coincide with me, so he asked Shi Gun, the owner of the small restaurant, to ask about the psychic medium.The boss, Shi Gang, shook his head, saying that he hadn't heard much about this psychic.
I saw that the boss hadn’t told the truth, so I gave him 500 yuan. After seeing the money, Shi Gun, the hotel owner, began to tell the truth: “If you come to find a psychic without thinking like you, I’ll get [-] if I see it.” Eight thousand... But there are really very few people who can really meet him..."
I hurriedly said: "I have to find a psychic for some things, and I will know the answer only after I find him. Boss, please let me know..."
"Yes. Boss, if you help us, I will be very grateful to you." Xu Jun also said.
Shi Gun said: "It's not that I won't help you, it's because I don't know who the rumored psychic is..."
"I became angry immediately, your mother didn't know that you still charged my money, are you looking for a beating?" I was so excited for a long time, I couldn't hold back my words for a while.The two chefs of Shi Gun came out with two kitchen knives for chopping pork: "Boss, what's the matter?"
"You want to give the money yourself, what can I do, don't tell me I don't want it, I'm not a fool..." Shi Gun had already received the money in his wallet, probably because he saw that I had no choice but to bully outsiders.Xu Jun's dress is very refined, and he must be unreliable in a fight.
Liu Yunxin looked at me with an unhappy face.
"You think you have a golden mouth... you can get 500 yuan if you say a few words..." I cursed, this kind of guy has no morals at all, and he doesn't talk about money.
"Ah, isn't this looking for abuse?" Shi Gun said.The chef spat out: "You dog is really not afraid of death." He kicked off the stool and inserted the kitchen knife into his waist, and the fat on his body dangled.
I thought to myself, who is looking for abuse?
The cook didn't come to me, and the jade corpse rushed forward, lifted the two cooks, wrapped them in white coats and hung them on the ceiling fan, still screaming.
Shi Gun's face changed suddenly: "This brother is easy to talk and finish."
The jade corpse picked up Shi Gun again and slammed his head against the table. Shi Gun covered his head with his hands, so as not to ask the table to open him.
"Brother, I was wrong. All over the world, let's make friends." Shi Gun had no choice but to give up in front of the jade corpse.
I asked the jade corpse to put down the stone roll, and saw that his pants were wet.
"Brother, aunt, let me tell you, I also passed through the Golden Triangle, so don't put on such a trick." I said angrily.
When Shi Gun heard that I was the fierce man who rolled over in the Golden Triangle, he broke out in a cold sweat from fright.
"Isn't that good, big brother..." Xu Jun asked uneasily from the side.
I sneered and said, "Leave this kind of person to me." For people who play rogues everywhere, the best way is to be more rogues.
Shi Gun thought I was going to do something: "Go and ask the idiot...he knows, he has seen a psychic."
"Don't mess with me." I got up and threw the checkout slip in front of Shi Gun, "Write me the address." After I took the address, Xiaojian jumped off the chair and went to the door to urinate.I opened the black umbrella and asked the jade corpse to come with me.When he reached the door, he turned around and asked, "Do you want to go together?"
Xu Jun glanced at Liu Yunxin: "My wife, why don't you take the child back to the hotel first, and I'll take a look."
Liu Yunxin doesn't seem to trust me very much. I guess I don't look like a law-abiding person. I have been drilling in the woods for a while, driving a motorcycle to blow the wind around, and my skin is dark.
I looked into her eyes and said, "It's fine if you don't go."
Xu Jun still chased after him: "I'm sorry. She's a little sensitive." Shi Gun sat on the ground for a long time and didn't wake up. The two cooks squeaked and screamed and woke him up.
"Boss, I see that woman is very strong, she doesn't look like a living person..."
Shi Gun sat paralyzed on the ground, unable to speak for a long time.
I took the address written on it and found a motorcycle. Xu Jun also called one and followed me, and finally stopped in front of an inconspicuous small road above the town.On the way, I saw a few beautiful Naxi beauties with sweet laughter, but I was just a passer-by, so I had no luck.
When paying the money, Mo's master smiled and said, "Going 100 meters ahead is the idiot's home. You're looking for an idiot, but it's in vain. He's an idiot and doesn't know anything. Take good care of your wife..."
I bought some fruit at a small stall on the side of the road, saw some pork from a pork stall, and bought some cigarettes at a retail store in a blink of an eye.Xu Jun followed my example and wanted to buy it, so I hurriedly said: "Don't buy what I bought, you can buy some sugar and tea. You can also bring two bottles of wine. Let's prepare some red envelopes at that time and try it out." It's finally possible."
Xu Jun probably didn't have much experience in rural life, so he thought they were all gift cards.To hire someone to do something in the countryside, tobacco, alcohol, tea, sugar and red envelopes are indispensable. If you accept these things, the work will be half done.According to what I said, Xu Jun bought two packs of tea leaves and some white sugar and brown sugar, and then asked me how much the red envelopes were, not less than five thousand.
My jaw almost fell off, I am really a white-collar worker, and I only asked for five thousand.
"Let's pay [-] yuan for each person first. If it doesn't work, add more." I said.During the period, seeing seven black cats running past, Xiaojian barked twice, and found that it was not He Qingling who was disappointed.According to the address, I found the fool's home.
The black cat ran forward along the alley, some leaves were hanging down from the wall, and there were still some rotten leaves in the middle of the path, giving off a musty smell.
Seven black cats seemed to follow us all the way, barking non-stop, which disturbed me too.Xiaojian cried out angrily, very angrily.
I shouted: "Don't bark, when you come to other people's places, you must abide by their rules."
"Is it unlucky to have so many black cats running out?" Xu Jun asked me uncertainly.
"No, the presence of a black cat is a sign of good luck. It seems that we have good luck. Wait for you to talk about your affairs first, and yours should be urgent. I don't care. You can wait." Do something good.
Xu Jun looked at me gratefully.
The idiot's house is very dilapidated and old. There are some strange drawings pasted on the door. They may be paintings of local ethnic minorities, or they may be Buddhist figures. go in.
I knocked on the door, but no one responded after a long time, and I yelled twice, but no one responded.
Just as I was thinking of crawling in from the yard, the door creaked open by itself.There was a faint cold wind blowing from inside, I pushed the door open and walked in, Jade Corpse was afraid that I would be in danger, so he held my hand tightly and followed in, Xiaojian looked around before going in with confidence.
The last one to enter was Xu Jun, and the gift in his hand tightened tightly.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw a wrinkled old lady sitting in the yard feeding the cats. Seven black cats meowed back and forth around her. The clothes on the old lady were very neat and clean.
"What are you going to do, are you looking for my grandson?" the wrinkled old lady asked.
I'll get straight to the point, don't tell lies in front of real people, and telling lies in front of old people is the least likely to succeed. Looking at the appearance of the wrinkled old lady, she must have traveled more bridges than I have.
"I'm looking for Mr. Idiot for a very important matter..." I said, "I don't know if Mr. Idiot is at home..."
"I'm also looking for Mr. Idiot..." Xu Jun continued, just looking at the appearance of the wrinkled old lady, he felt panicked, because none of the old lady's face was stretched, and even her eyes seemed to have wrinkles Similarly, the hair is thin, and the number can be counted in half an hour.
"Stay. Stay. Someone is looking for you..." Wrinkled Wife shouted.
The most basic meaning of nerd is stupid, that is, low IQ.
There is a saying that when the idiot was reincarnated, after drinking Mengpo soup and entering the reincarnation disk, he accidentally shook his soul away. As a result, the three souls and seven souls lost half of the soul, and he was born as a fool. , but often such people are pure in mind and see many things that ordinary people cannot see.
Upstairs came a young man, cleanly combed and shaved, dressed in black.
I wouldn't have guessed he was a dork without looking at his feet.
On his feet are a pair of red socks and a pair of red shoes.It completely catches up with the international trend. Few people dare to wear this kind of dressing except for celebrities.I would be an idiot if I went out in pajamas, but Chow Yun Fat went out in pajamas, that would be Fan.
"Beautiful sister...beautiful sister..." The idiot opened his mouth and betrayed himself. While speaking, he stepped forward to touch the two lumps of flesh on the jade corpse's chest. His eyes seemed to be hooked, and he couldn't move anymore. no.
(End of this chapter)
When I went to the hospital for an examination, I didn't find anything weird about the child, and it seemed to be very healthy. The doctor said that the child was frightened, so the appetite increased, and it will be fine after a while.Unexpectedly, after a period of time, Xu Xiaokang became thinner and thinner. The most incredible thing was that Xu Xiaokang's stomach became bigger and bigger, and his appetite became bigger and bigger. At night, he began to grind his teeth, and sometimes he would poop himself out Lick a few times.
Xu Jun and Liu Yunxin are executives of foreign companies. They went through untold hardships when they gave birth to Xu Xiaokang. They used artificial insemination to successfully conceive. Regarding the son's transformation into this, the two originally had a firm scientific stance, and later tried various methods. way.Buddhism, Taoism, and some religions have all pleaded, and they are not allowed to enter the sect without spending any money. Some of the masters are unwilling to waste their power for a child.
When I looked into Xu Xiaokang's eyes, I always felt that there were countless little heads turning inside, chattering, and I didn't know what it was.If it was an innocent or wandering soul in the abandoned building, it would not turn the child into a gluttonous skinny monkey.
"I heard that there is a powerful psychic here, so I found it." After Xu Jun finished speaking, he couldn't help sighing, revealing a feeling of weakness and powerlessness that is rare for a man.
"I'm also here to find a psychic..." I said.
Having said that, Xu Jun has been working in Jiangcheng...
Xu Jun showed a feeling that he was also a fallen person in the world, thinking that I also had some unspeakable secrets, subconsciously glanced at the jade corpse sitting with me, as if he was also demented, and said involuntarily: "Brother, I understand Your difficulties."
When I said this, I sent me a Yellow Crane Tower. I haven’t smoked this kind of cigarette for a while, but I still feel very familiar with it. After taking a sip, I feel much more comfortable.
Liu Yunxin still looked at me very hostilely, especially when I reached out to touch Xu Xiaokang's head again: "Who are you, don't touch my son."
"Sister-in-law, I don't mean anything malicious. I just want to see if there is anything wrong with the child." I explained, "I'm also going to find a local psychic, maybe they can help you."
Xu Jun smiled bitterly and said, she is a little sensitive, don't take offense.Under the protection of Liu Yunxin, Xu Xiaokang was never touched by me from the beginning to the end.
The densely packed little heads in Xu Xiaokang's eyes also disappeared.Xu Jun wanted to find a psychic medium, and it happened to coincide with me, so he asked Shi Gun, the owner of the small restaurant, to ask about the psychic medium.The boss, Shi Gang, shook his head, saying that he hadn't heard much about this psychic.
I saw that the boss hadn’t told the truth, so I gave him 500 yuan. After seeing the money, Shi Gun, the hotel owner, began to tell the truth: “If you come to find a psychic without thinking like you, I’ll get [-] if I see it.” Eight thousand... But there are really very few people who can really meet him..."
I hurriedly said: "I have to find a psychic for some things, and I will know the answer only after I find him. Boss, please let me know..."
"Yes. Boss, if you help us, I will be very grateful to you." Xu Jun also said.
Shi Gun said: "It's not that I won't help you, it's because I don't know who the rumored psychic is..."
"I became angry immediately, your mother didn't know that you still charged my money, are you looking for a beating?" I was so excited for a long time, I couldn't hold back my words for a while.The two chefs of Shi Gun came out with two kitchen knives for chopping pork: "Boss, what's the matter?"
"You want to give the money yourself, what can I do, don't tell me I don't want it, I'm not a fool..." Shi Gun had already received the money in his wallet, probably because he saw that I had no choice but to bully outsiders.Xu Jun's dress is very refined, and he must be unreliable in a fight.
Liu Yunxin looked at me with an unhappy face.
"You think you have a golden mouth... you can get 500 yuan if you say a few words..." I cursed, this kind of guy has no morals at all, and he doesn't talk about money.
"Ah, isn't this looking for abuse?" Shi Gun said.The chef spat out: "You dog is really not afraid of death." He kicked off the stool and inserted the kitchen knife into his waist, and the fat on his body dangled.
I thought to myself, who is looking for abuse?
The cook didn't come to me, and the jade corpse rushed forward, lifted the two cooks, wrapped them in white coats and hung them on the ceiling fan, still screaming.
Shi Gun's face changed suddenly: "This brother is easy to talk and finish."
The jade corpse picked up Shi Gun again and slammed his head against the table. Shi Gun covered his head with his hands, so as not to ask the table to open him.
"Brother, I was wrong. All over the world, let's make friends." Shi Gun had no choice but to give up in front of the jade corpse.
I asked the jade corpse to put down the stone roll, and saw that his pants were wet.
"Brother, aunt, let me tell you, I also passed through the Golden Triangle, so don't put on such a trick." I said angrily.
When Shi Gun heard that I was the fierce man who rolled over in the Golden Triangle, he broke out in a cold sweat from fright.
"Isn't that good, big brother..." Xu Jun asked uneasily from the side.
I sneered and said, "Leave this kind of person to me." For people who play rogues everywhere, the best way is to be more rogues.
Shi Gun thought I was going to do something: "Go and ask the idiot...he knows, he has seen a psychic."
"Don't mess with me." I got up and threw the checkout slip in front of Shi Gun, "Write me the address." After I took the address, Xiaojian jumped off the chair and went to the door to urinate.I opened the black umbrella and asked the jade corpse to come with me.When he reached the door, he turned around and asked, "Do you want to go together?"
Xu Jun glanced at Liu Yunxin: "My wife, why don't you take the child back to the hotel first, and I'll take a look."
Liu Yunxin doesn't seem to trust me very much. I guess I don't look like a law-abiding person. I have been drilling in the woods for a while, driving a motorcycle to blow the wind around, and my skin is dark.
I looked into her eyes and said, "It's fine if you don't go."
Xu Jun still chased after him: "I'm sorry. She's a little sensitive." Shi Gun sat on the ground for a long time and didn't wake up. The two cooks squeaked and screamed and woke him up.
"Boss, I see that woman is very strong, she doesn't look like a living person..."
Shi Gun sat paralyzed on the ground, unable to speak for a long time.
I took the address written on it and found a motorcycle. Xu Jun also called one and followed me, and finally stopped in front of an inconspicuous small road above the town.On the way, I saw a few beautiful Naxi beauties with sweet laughter, but I was just a passer-by, so I had no luck.
When paying the money, Mo's master smiled and said, "Going 100 meters ahead is the idiot's home. You're looking for an idiot, but it's in vain. He's an idiot and doesn't know anything. Take good care of your wife..."
I bought some fruit at a small stall on the side of the road, saw some pork from a pork stall, and bought some cigarettes at a retail store in a blink of an eye.Xu Jun followed my example and wanted to buy it, so I hurriedly said: "Don't buy what I bought, you can buy some sugar and tea. You can also bring two bottles of wine. Let's prepare some red envelopes at that time and try it out." It's finally possible."
Xu Jun probably didn't have much experience in rural life, so he thought they were all gift cards.To hire someone to do something in the countryside, tobacco, alcohol, tea, sugar and red envelopes are indispensable. If you accept these things, the work will be half done.According to what I said, Xu Jun bought two packs of tea leaves and some white sugar and brown sugar, and then asked me how much the red envelopes were, not less than five thousand.
My jaw almost fell off, I am really a white-collar worker, and I only asked for five thousand.
"Let's pay [-] yuan for each person first. If it doesn't work, add more." I said.During the period, seeing seven black cats running past, Xiaojian barked twice, and found that it was not He Qingling who was disappointed.According to the address, I found the fool's home.
The black cat ran forward along the alley, some leaves were hanging down from the wall, and there were still some rotten leaves in the middle of the path, giving off a musty smell.
Seven black cats seemed to follow us all the way, barking non-stop, which disturbed me too.Xiaojian cried out angrily, very angrily.
I shouted: "Don't bark, when you come to other people's places, you must abide by their rules."
"Is it unlucky to have so many black cats running out?" Xu Jun asked me uncertainly.
"No, the presence of a black cat is a sign of good luck. It seems that we have good luck. Wait for you to talk about your affairs first, and yours should be urgent. I don't care. You can wait." Do something good.
Xu Jun looked at me gratefully.
The idiot's house is very dilapidated and old. There are some strange drawings pasted on the door. They may be paintings of local ethnic minorities, or they may be Buddhist figures. go in.
I knocked on the door, but no one responded after a long time, and I yelled twice, but no one responded.
Just as I was thinking of crawling in from the yard, the door creaked open by itself.There was a faint cold wind blowing from inside, I pushed the door open and walked in, Jade Corpse was afraid that I would be in danger, so he held my hand tightly and followed in, Xiaojian looked around before going in with confidence.
The last one to enter was Xu Jun, and the gift in his hand tightened tightly.
As soon as I entered the door, I saw a wrinkled old lady sitting in the yard feeding the cats. Seven black cats meowed back and forth around her. The clothes on the old lady were very neat and clean.
"What are you going to do, are you looking for my grandson?" the wrinkled old lady asked.
I'll get straight to the point, don't tell lies in front of real people, and telling lies in front of old people is the least likely to succeed. Looking at the appearance of the wrinkled old lady, she must have traveled more bridges than I have.
"I'm looking for Mr. Idiot for a very important matter..." I said, "I don't know if Mr. Idiot is at home..."
"I'm also looking for Mr. Idiot..." Xu Jun continued, just looking at the appearance of the wrinkled old lady, he felt panicked, because none of the old lady's face was stretched, and even her eyes seemed to have wrinkles Similarly, the hair is thin, and the number can be counted in half an hour.
"Stay. Stay. Someone is looking for you..." Wrinkled Wife shouted.
The most basic meaning of nerd is stupid, that is, low IQ.
There is a saying that when the idiot was reincarnated, after drinking Mengpo soup and entering the reincarnation disk, he accidentally shook his soul away. As a result, the three souls and seven souls lost half of the soul, and he was born as a fool. , but often such people are pure in mind and see many things that ordinary people cannot see.
Upstairs came a young man, cleanly combed and shaved, dressed in black.
I wouldn't have guessed he was a dork without looking at his feet.
On his feet are a pair of red socks and a pair of red shoes.It completely catches up with the international trend. Few people dare to wear this kind of dressing except for celebrities.I would be an idiot if I went out in pajamas, but Chow Yun Fat went out in pajamas, that would be Fan.
"Beautiful sister...beautiful sister..." The idiot opened his mouth and betrayed himself. While speaking, he stepped forward to touch the two lumps of flesh on the jade corpse's chest. His eyes seemed to be hooked, and he couldn't move anymore. no.
(End of this chapter)
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