The last feng shui master

Chapter 116
In the darkness, the red shoes and socks were so weird that it was impossible to look directly at them.Stayed and ran for two steps, entered the dilapidated house, and yelled strange words, but I couldn't hear a word clearly.

I pushed open the door of the wooden house and went in, and soon there was light in the house.Mo Bai hung the lantern on the fence post and said, "You understand what it means."

"Whether you have money ready or not, it probably means the same thing. If the psychic wants to help you solve the problem, you have to use your brains." Mo Bai took off his sunglasses and continued.

"We understand the meaning. I brought money." Xu Jun said.

I was not happy, I felt like a group of people were acting, and this is not the Blue Moon Valley that the two-headed ghost baby in Thailand said.I took a look at the way I came and went, and it was getting brighter and brighter, only to find that the Jinsha River in this valley didn't seem to be far away.

"Is the psychic old man really in there?" I grabbed Xu Jun's hand to take the money.

"Young man, don't wait for the dawn. You and I are afraid that you have no fate." The wrinkled old lady smiled.

The closed door of the wooden house suddenly opened, and I saw the idiot standing at the door: "Come in."

"His father. Take out our gift money." Liu Yunxin said.I have no way to stop Xu Jun, maybe this valley is the blue moon.

Xu Jun handed over a bundle of money to Mo Bai, and Mo Bai weighed it in his hand, showing a satisfied smile.

When it was my turn to express, I asked if US dollars were okay.Mo Bai nodded, yes.

I gave it to Mo Bai in the appearance of drawing about five thousand dollars.Mo Bai started to count the money with his fingers drool in his mouth, his expression focused.

"Uncle Mo, you are not alone. But I am not going to deal with you today." I pushed him away and caught up with Xu Jun.The jade corpse, dressed in a red wedding dress, followed me in.

"How is it? This time the girl is not bad..." I faintly heard the wrinkled old lady's words.

When I got to the door of the wooden house, I turned around and asked, "Aren't you two coming in?" The wrinkled old lady said angrily, "You child has no eyesight. I'll have a whisper with the beautiful boy Mo Bai. Come in later. "

Entering the wooden house, there is a strong fragrance. There are a few futons in the house, and a shrine is placed against the wall. A stick of incense is burned on the shrine, and it is filled with apples and oranges. The yellow talisman paper is even more swaying in the wind. A little piglet was placed on the table, its ears wobbled twice, but it was still alive.

Damn, who got a live pig to worship.

There are paintings all around, including gods from all walks of life, such as the ancestor of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and the funniest thing is that there is actually a portrait of Zhu Bajie hanging up, holding this rake in his hand.

I saw the idiot kneeling on the mat with a blank expression, Xu Jun and Liu Yunxin had already knelt down with their children, Xu Xiaokang looked at the water ghosts in the shrine even more greedily, especially the white and clean little pig.

"Where is the psychic?" I asked curiously, scanning the room.

"Kneel down quickly." Liu Yunxin shouted anxiously, "We are not with him. Please help me, psychic medium. You must help my son."

The idiot opened his eyes: "You haven't seen the Great Pig, he is a psychic, and he will tell me everything he knows. Quickly kneel down, pray one by one, and wait for the Great Pig to give me the answer."

I turned to see what the idiot was playing, and I knelt on the futon and looked at the little piggy sleeping soundly on the shrine. Is it really a psychic who can know everything?
Could it be that he was really cheated.I couldn't help but think of Yang Pao holding boar essence...

"Old Immortal, can you tell me what happened to my son, and is there any way to cure it?" Liu Yunxin said first, "Since last year, he played in an old building, and then he became like this. Stomach Very big, very thin..." Liu Yunxin was very eloquent and told the whole incident.

The piggy above the shrine yelped twice, but remained silent again.I saw the idiot's body shaking twice, cramping a little bit, and there was something strange. After 2 minutes, my forehead was about to start sweating.

At this moment, Mo Bai jumped to the door: "That bride, come out."

"Cousin, go out and play with him, don't be too cruel." I told Yushi.Jade Corpse looked at me, his eyeballs rolled a bit, as if he didn't quite understand the meaning of not being too ruthless.

The idiot's eyes lit up and he finally began to speak.

"God Pig told me. You kids saw something you shouldn't see, and you were blamed by a foreign object. He has a magic talisman here. After burning it and drinking it, everything should be fine. You must apologize." The idiot He spoke very slickly, he didn't look like a dazed person at all, and he seemed to speak for the Great Pig God.

After finishing speaking, he clasped his hands, and the yellow paper on the table burst into flames, and quickly turned into black ashes. He spat into it: "This is the body fluid of a great god, and ordinary people can't get it." Some Leibi soda was poured into it, and there was a puff of foam.

"This is the Great God's favorite drink..."

Xu Jun looked at it suspiciously, probably not trusting this bowl of soda with saliva in his heart.

Liu Yunxin stood up and took the bowl respectfully.Xu Xiaokang shook his head and refused to drink, but Liu Yunxin forcefully opened his mouth and poured all the talisman water into it.Xu Xiaokang was so choked that he coughed again and again, and finally fell asleep in a daze after drinking it.

His face also slowly turned rosy.

Seeing the obvious effect, Liu Yunxin immediately shouted, "Thank you god."

The white and clean little piggy on the table couldn't help screaming, cooing twice, and then shut up again, which was really just right.

"Is it my turn?" I asked.

"That's right." The idiot looked at me with a smile, "Just ask if you have anything. The spirit medium is in a good mood today."

I bowed with both hands: "Master, can you tell me how many times I pooped today, I don't have a good memory so I forgot what just happened today."

The white pig on the table grunted twice again.

The idiot didn't know how to answer for a while: "Aren't you joking, you have come all the way to ask this question?"

"Is there anything more important than shit in life?" I asked back, already clenching my fists and looking at the idiot.The idiot was sweating constantly on his forehead: "The Pig God doesn't care about such small things, don't be funny, okay..."

Sure enough, a liar.

"Fuck your sister, it turns out you're a liar..." I stood up and grabbed the idiot.

The idiot suddenly slapped the dark board beside him, and he fell down with a thud.There was a clicking sound from inside the wooden house, and the surrounding doors and windows seemed to be locked by iron chains.

I missed the dork and let him run away.

"Fuck you mother, who are you?" I stood at the window and cursed.

"My boy, you don't recognize me, but I recognize the jade ruler in your hand. You are the descendant of Ye Guyi." The wrinkled old lady stood outside the wooden house and called.

"who are you?"

"Go to the underworld and ask Ye Guyi." The wrinkled old lady was about to make a move.

"Don't, it doesn't matter if you talk about it. If I don't meet Ye Guyi, I will die with regret." I quickly asked and answered.

"Old Immortal, we are innocent..." Xu Jun shouted.

The wrinkled old lady smiled proudly, hundreds of hairs fluttered in the wind: "My husband's name is Ruan Jinegg, and he was killed by Ye Guyi."

Ruan Jin'egg's wife is a wrinkled old lady, isn't that Ruan Sanjia's old lady, why did she come to China?

No, wasn't Ruan Jin's egg killed by Zuo Shan?
"Old lady. Mrs. Ruan, listen to me. Ruan Jin's egg was not killed by my master." I quickly shouted.

"Grandma, do you want to do it?" An idiot's inquiry came from nowhere.

"Jade corpse, cousin, cousin..." I shouted loudly.There was no trace of the jade corpse outside, let alone Mo Bai's voice. I punched the wooden door. The wooden house is made of old sunken wood, which is extremely hard, and my fingers began to bleed immediately.

That Mo Bai just now was really not a person, but a one-legged zombie with one foot. It is possible that the jade corpse caught his way.

The wrinkled old lady replied: "Do it."

Only the sound of the gears turning quickly, the wooden house began to tilt, and the apple tribute on the table fell to the ground with a thud.I picked up Xiaojian and wanted to throw him out of the window to let him escape, but Xiaojian was biting my clothes so tightly that he couldn't pull it off no matter what.

I lost control of my body, the jade ruler fell to the ground, and Xie Lingyu fell out: "What's wrong?"

"We're going to die." I yelled, before I could finish my sentence, I lost control, and the white pig on the table fell off the table and hit the wall, humming a few times, completely unaware Something happened to me, and I was so scared that I let out a piece of yellow pig feces.Poor little thing, I hugged the piglets, and together with the puppy, I hugged them with one hand, and tried to hold a post with the other hand, and finally lost control of my center of gravity, I had no choice but to hug them, bow Bend your waist and use your back to bear the blow...

Xu Jun pulled Liu Yunxin, and Liu Yunxin hugged Xu Xiaokang.The wooden house turned faster and faster, and my head and arms hit the wall.

The portraits of the Tathagata Guanyin Patriarch Bajie were scattered everywhere, flying around the room.I thought, this time, he was probably going to die, and even gods couldn't save him.

Before I finished thinking, I heard the sound of Taotao's running water.The wooden house suddenly lost control and soared into the air, and then fell into the river with a bang, and it was all wet. The wooden house made of this kind of sunken wood sank faster and faster, but the fast-flowing river current slowed down the sinking speed of the wooden house , quickly drifting downstream.

In the blink of an eye, it rushed out several hundred meters, and several corners of the house hit the stones on the shore.The sound was also annihilated in the monstrous escape, and the air in my lungs was getting less and less. It seemed that I felt Xie Lingyu chasing me along the river, crying and hurting my heart.

Xu Jun's family was probably drowned by the water.

Suddenly, there was a loud crash.

Sunny and aromatic.

I was half asleep and half awake, where there is such a beautiful place, it is possible that I have gone to heaven.

"Wake up..."

I struggled to open my eyes, only to see a monk wearing a monk's robe, holding a bowl of clear water in his hand and still feeding me water to drink.

Windows and door couplets are Tibetan decorations.

Looking through the window, you can still see the wind horse flags swaying in the wind on the spire not far away, swaying at the end of the wind in strings, connecting the sky and the earth...

"Ah..." I moved a bit, and found that my whole body was in severe pain, as if my bones had been knocked off.I saw the jade corpse standing aside, looking at me with teary eyes.

I forced a smile.Jade Corpse followed me and laughed a couple of times.I turned my head and glanced at my things, they were still there, and a few stacks of dollars were hanging aside.The jade ruler is also there, and I wrapped "Integrated" with oiled paper, and it was fine.

"Where is this..." I asked.

The monk is very young, but very humble: "This is the Blue Moon Valley. I am a monk in the temple."

"How did I get here..." I asked curiously.

"Few people can find this place. When we went to class in the morning, we found that there was an extra wooden house in the valley, and there were several seriously injured people in it. There was also a dog and a pig. There was also a silly boy guarding the wooden house. By the way, you can call me Tsering, this is my name." Tsering still said humbly and peacefully.

(End of this chapter)