God, you dropped a zombie

Chapter 1 Interstellar Express

Tang Shaoan, male, 18 years old, a freshly baked fresh meat in the interstellar entertainment industry, is in the stage of being popular.

Recently, his manager analyzed with him the current big stars in the entertainment industry. They all have one thing in common - they are very caring.

For the sake of his male god persona, the agent also suggested that he keep a pet, and if he has nothing to do to show off the pet's daily life, maybe he can become popular faster.

Tang Shaoan's young and handsome face was full of doubts, and asked: "Is this really useful?"

Keeping pets is the most troublesome thing, especially cats and dogs. Not only do they have to take them out for a walk every day, but they also have to shovel shit and take a bath. If he has that time, he might as well sleep a little longer.

"Why is it useless?" Wen Luo, the agent, said, "It's useless to be popular? Everyone can be popular, what are you afraid of?"

Tang Shaoan curled his lips and did not speak.People are people, he is him.

However, the manager said so, so he probably listened to it for a while, anyway, the manager would not harm him.

In fact, Tang Shaoan is quite pitiful. Their family is a fighting family born of interstellar mercenaries. His elder brother and second brother are both super fighters with spiritual power above S rank, but for some reason, they have become spiritual power when they come to him. An ordinary person with F-level and D-level physical fitness.

Tang Shaoan was very sad, but also helpless. In the end, in order to win a sigh of relief, he joined the interstellar entertainment circle, just because he wanted to use his outstanding appearance to get out of it no matter what.But it's a pity that he has a handsome appearance, but what StarCraft lacks most is this kind of handsome men and women, and he doesn't have any particularly amazing talents. It's been a year or two, and he hasn't made any outstanding achievements.

If it wasn't for his special status, the company would have removed his manager long ago and kept him in the dark to avoid wasting resources.

Tang Shaoan tapped the watch on his wrist, and an electronic screen appeared: "Log in to Interstellar Weibo."

Optical Brain said seriously: [Interstellar Weibo has been logged in, what content do you want to post? 】

"I want to keep a pet, fans of the Hutch family, what do you think I should keep?\(^o^)/"

Optical Brain: [Already included, please check the master, do you confirm the release? 】

Tang Shaoan checked the text on the electronic screen and confirmed the release.

Optical Brain: [The release is successful, do you have any instructions from the master? 】

"Open the Interstellar Mall, I want to buy a pet."

Optical Brain: [Already opened, what kind of pet does the owner need? 】

how is it like?In fact, Tang Shaoan didn't know it himself, but he felt that although he was only a seventeenth or eighth-tier star, he would definitely become a big star all over the planet in the future, so the pets he raised must be worthy of him. identity of.

"The key word is beautiful."

Guangnao: [Okay, I understand, master, search for the keyword "beautiful".Searching, please wait...]

After a while, a lot of beautiful creatures appeared on the electronic screen. The golden canary raised its chin proudly, looking down at the world, which immediately attracted Tang Shaoan's attention.

"It's so beautiful! Duoduo, that's it, I want it."

Guangnao: [Okay, master, I have placed an order. 】

Tang Shaoan checked a lot of canary raising guides and knew that the interstellar network is very developed. If you place an order on the same day, the pet will receive it on the same day. He was afraid of wronging his pet, so he specially ordered a lot of canary items.

Golden birdcages that can be hung on the ceiling; fragrant, nutritious and healthy bird food that is said to be very delicious for all birds; and various small clothes specially made for canaries, which can make it look more dignified...

Guangnao was a little helpless: [Master, your pet is still on the way, so you are not in a hurry to order so many things, right? 】

"What's the matter on the road? Anyway, after it arrives, these things will be used. I can't use it up today, so I'll use it tomorrow. Duoduo, are you jealous? Don't worry, even if I have a new favorite in the future, I won't use it up." will ignore you."

Guangnao: [...Master, don't you think many of the things you ordered are unusable?For example, the little padded jackets for birds, it is only spring now, and it will be several months before winter comes, so you can wait until winter to order.Now that the network is so fast, if you place an order on the same day, it can be delivered on the same day, so there is no need to worry.Also, your bird food is almost stored until tomorrow. Don’t you think that the bird food will be fresher if you order it every month? 】

Tang Shaoan rubbed his chin and thought seriously: "You are right."

Just when he himself felt that there were too many things in the shopping cart and needed to be cleaned up, the optical brain reminded him that the interstellar express had arrived at the door, and asked him to go out and check.

Tang Shaoan opened the door, and sure enough, he saw a transport robot outside. There was a very large box in the compartment behind it, which could almost fit him in it.He was a little puzzled: "Isn't this box too big? I read in the introduction that even if the canary has feathers, it's no more than a person's knee height, right?"

Express robot: [Please check the goods. 】

"Duo Duo, confirm the order number."

Optical Brain: [Okay, master. 】It directly connects with the courier robot network to determine whether the tracking number is correct.

After it stated that the tracking number was correct and could be checked, Tang Shaoan signed his name on an electronic form taken out by the courier robot, and while signing and returning it, he muttered: "The steps to buy your pets are too troublesome, right?" ? When I used to deliver things by courier, I didn’t need to sign for receipt at all, and I just had to do it with my brain.”

Express robot: [This is a valuable item. 】

"Okay, I see."

The thing was a bit big, and Tang Shaoan felt that he might not be able to carry it into the house, so he asked Guangnao to call out the housekeeping robot, and then he carried the big wooden box into the house.The ordered birdcage and the like hadn't arrived yet, and the pet arrived first. While unpacking the box, he muttered to his little canary that he had wronged him, and he would definitely make up for it in the future.

However, when he opened the lid of the wooden box and saw what was inside, he jumped in fright: "Damn?! What the hell is this?!"

I saw a blue-faced underage girl lying in the box, with mid-length hair disheveled like a bird's nest. She was asleep at first, but because the box opened and woke it up, it immediately stared wide open and had no bulges. With black eyeballs, a big mouth with long fangs and drooling was cracked, roaring violently: "Ho..."

Pounce on him.

Tang Shaoan was startled: "Ah..." He quickly stepped back.

Only then did he realize that its limbs were fixed on the box by iron chains, and it stopped less than half a meter away. It stood unwillingly on the spot and continued to roar at him.

Tang Shaoan: "..."

your sister!

your sister!

your sister!

Where's his canary? !

What the hell is this? !
(End of this chapter)