God, you dropped a zombie

Chapter 2 I want to return the goods

"Duoduo, help me find out what this is? Where is the canary I want? These damned profiteers, how dare they fool me? This must be another experimental product that failed in some evil laboratory. If it is not easy to deal with, just It was delivered directly to me..."

Tang Shaoan was furious, wishing he could just throw the things out.

This guy looks so ugly and violent, it must be a dangerous item, if he throws it around casually, what if he hurts someone?
He's a big star, and what he throws hurts people, and it's bound to be in the news.

"Damn! Damn! Damn! What am I going to do?"

"How to deal with such a dangerous thing?"

"Duoduo, help me contact the store, I want to return it!"

"And that damn delivery robot, call it back quickly, I want to return it!"

……

【That...】 Optical Brain looked at its maddened master, and said in a low voice, 【Master, Cosmic Express replied that the goods have been sold and no refunds or exchanges will be accepted.Moreover, just now you signed the application form for claiming the mysterious pet with your own hands, and the pet association also sent a notice saying that it will keep track of the pet's growth at any time. List" penalty. 】

"What?! When will the items in the online store not be returned or exchanged after they are sold? Didn't it say before that if you are not satisfied within seven days, you can return it? And, what did they send? If I was a canary, it would not be a fierce Beast. Look at this thing, is it a pet? The teeth are so long, it will bite people to death..." Tang Shaoan gritted his teeth, "What kind of pet association, is it impersonated by the evil laboratory? Tell them, it's best to get it for me quickly Go back, or I'll call the police."

The light brain weakly said: [Master, I just checked, the universe express is real, and the Pet Association is also real...]

"What I want is a canary, why do they give me such a strange thing? This is a dangerous item, you know? Duo, get the order ready, I want to call the police, rely on them to cheat, and exchange my canary for Dangerous items..." Up to now, Tang Shaoan still hasn't figured out what exactly the other party sent.Anyway, all he knew was that what he wanted was a canary, so why did they exchange things?
However, before he could call the police, Guangnao tragically told him: [Master, I just found out that it was you who agreed to change the pet. 】

"When did I agree?"

Guangnao didn't dare to say more, and pulled out the electronic document he had signed, and projected it on the large exhibition screen on the wall.

Tang Shaoan's eyes widened, he couldn't believe it.He signed the words on it, and pressed his fingerprints, but he doesn't remember when he signed or pressed it?

I rely on? !
If he didn't clearly remember that he didn't have amnesia, he must have thought that he made it himself when he saw this thing.

But Tang Shaoan is not a fool, he suddenly remembered that when he was receiving the courier today, the courier robot asked him to sign something.Obviously, when receiving the courier before, he never asked him to sign and press his fingerprint, but this time...

"It must have been at that time! Damn, I didn't pay attention. I should have taken a closer look at what was signed, I am an idiot! I can still be fooled by such a simple deception."

Tang Shaoan gritted his teeth with hatred.He has grown so big, and he has never suffered such a loss.In a fit of anger, he posted on Weibo, telling the majority of Kazakhstan fans that they must pay attention when signing documents in the future, especially the documents that this kind of courier robot asks you to sign may be a trap.

Internet Weibo: [Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed off!I clearly ordered a golden silk pet, but in the end, this dangerous creature was sent to me as a pet, it would kill me...]

Also accompanied by a photo of a dangerous creature.

Ha Fen: [Big Daddy, are you stupid? 】

[I rely on? !What is this? !It's scary, @唐少安, are you sure, you are not a failed product that escaped from some evil laboratory? 】

[Hurry up and call the police, this thing is too scary, and it is an experiment of which evil laboratory, it is too unreasonable, can this kind of human creation experiment be done?Look at what is produced, this is simply...]

【Can not bear to look. 】

……

After venting on the Internet for a while, Tang Shaoan directly received a call from his agent Wen Luo, yelling: "Tang Shaoan, you lunatic, can you just talk about this kind of thing on the Internet? Let me ask you, do you still want to be popular? I Didn't I ask you to buy a pet to cause trouble?"

Tang Shao'an was a little unconvinced: "I didn't cause trouble, I was tricked by someone, I obviously wanted to buy a canary, but they sent me such a thing, I..."

"You're still not convinced, are you? Do you know that if you continue to talk nonsense, if those online black fans want to hack you to death, you will have no bright future, blah blah blah blah."

In the end, Tang Shaoan was rendered speechless by the training: "Could it be that I just let it go?"

"Forget it, what else can you do? Why, you still want to sue them? Let me ask you, what evidence do you have to say that they are defrauding you? Do you have any?"

Thinking of the information provided by his optical brain, which showed that he voluntarily changed the pet, Tang Shaoan shrank his neck.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

After hanging up the computer, he was extremely depressed, sitting on the sofa, not wanting to move at all.

[Actually, master,] Seeing him like this, the comfort level of the optical brain activated, and said, [I just checked the information of the pet association, and the pet they sent you is "unique" and "unique" in this world , there is only one in the world at present.Moreover, as long as it is meat, it will eat anything, what can feed blah blah blah...]

I talked about the content in the information, just to tell someone, don't be discouraged, because it is "unique" and "easy to support", just keep it, and you can't return it anyway.

Looking at the thing that was still screaming at him in the box, Tang Shaoan sarcastically said, "It's really unique."

【Master, do you want to place an order for meat?The Pet Association said that zombies eat meat, as long as they are full, they will stop roaring. 】

"Book it, book it, don't let it bother me."

【Okay, master, shall I let the housekeeping robot send it to the next room? 】

"Remember to tie it down and don't run away. If I hurt someone, your master and I will have to go to the police station."

[Yes, Master. 】

Tang Shaoan didn't care about it at all, and went upstairs directly.

Guangnao could only log on to the Internet again, and ordered a lot of meat according to the information provided by the Pet Association.At the same time, let the housekeeping robot drag the wooden box into the next room, remember to link the iron to the wall, so that it does not run out.

　New book, please take care!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)