The black-bellied princess plays the prince
Chapter 10 Eat and drink well
Chapter 10 Eat and drink well
No matter what time it is, I never forget that my duty is to 'eat enough and drink well', so I made the word 'also' very long in order to arouse his resonance.
He took his fist out of his mouth, and his face became dignified again: "In the future, you don't need to call yourself a slave."
I blinked: "Why?"
"Just call me 'me'?" His face was like a jade box with a cold light, but it was brown and black. "In the future, you will wear men's clothing."
You deceive me that I don't understand world affairs, right?Wearing men's clothes, you have to call yourself a slave, a subordinate or something like that?I looked at him vigilantly, thinking of all the tricks and conspiracies that my master said, companions are like companions to tigers, if you are accidentally tricked, you can use this title to trample me at any time in the future?
I thought about it, and finally realized that he didn't need to put so much thought into trampling me to death. I let go of most of my heart. Although I was more confused, my nose was ahead of my brain... the scent outside the window became stronger.
I looked at him helplessly, and sniffled by the way, the corners of his eyes twitched, he frowned and said, "Are you really holding back?"
I was taken aback, didn't this show the expression of being hungry like a wolf, what does it have to do with holding back?Every time I use this expression to look at my brothers and masters, they are very sensible and bring the food up, don't they?
He pointed to the outer room: "That's Gong Fang."
As soon as I smelled the fragrance, I forgot all the excuses I made before.
So, when the maidservants came in with all kinds of food, I was led to Gong's room. I was very confused in Gong's room, should I finish the meal and use bone shrinking skills to escape?
In the end, I finally made a decision to flee back to the mountains, and I had to eat pig food cooked by my master, brother and sister. I, I, I... I'd better eat this last meal before running away.
I thought tragically, death is as heavy as Mount Tai, as light as a feather... For this half meal, I snatch food from the lion's mouth, am I easy?
I finally figured it out, and went back to the front hall, full of melancholy, ready to pick up my chopsticks and fight again at the dining table, but was stunned... I saw that the few dishes of food had all disappeared, leaving only the empty plate and the food on the empty plate. Vegetable juice!
That big lion... No, Li Zeyu ate very comfortably. He was just taking the small cup handed over by the maid beside him to drink tea, holding the teacup in one hand, and the other hand was about to reach out to the last bowl of rice. ...
I couldn't bear it anymore, so I hurried forward, took the bowl of white rice before his hand reached it, quickly took a big bite into my mouth with chopsticks, first occupied the bowl of rice, and then smiled at him: " Your Highness, you can't eat anymore, I'll come..."
Gasps filled the room.
I said why do people in this room like to gasp, Li Zeyu, you should also change to a group of well-informed maidservants?
I picked up the plate and poured all the sauce on the rice. I felt that the rice was mixed with the sauce, and it became a delicacy in the world. I squinted my eyes and took a sip. Just as I was about to put down my chopsticks, Li Zeyu's face suddenly darkened Down, as dark as a black inkstone: "How can these be eaten?"
"It's much better than the ones on the mountain." As soon as I had something to eat, I completely forgot where I came from. Fortunately, Li Zeyu didn't seem to notice.
I just picked up a chopstick and was about to stuff it into my mouth, but he snatched the chopstick and the bowl all at once, and his voice was as cold as ice: "That old man..."
I was stunned, who did he scold?
The most important thing is, you don't even give me a bowl of rice, and you still want me to warm your bed?Don't you know that the thicker the bed warmer, the better?
I wanted to snatch back that bowl of rice, but his dark golden eyes reminded me of Wangcai, a carnivore...
I watched helplessly as the bowl of rice was taken away by the maid.
"Don't even think about going back..." he said.
"Ah..." His tone changed so quickly that I couldn't reflect it for a while. It was a storm just now, cursing the old man, why did it become a gentle breeze and a drizzle in a blink of an eye?
It's really like accompanying a king like a tiger.
It is still a tiger that does not give food.
I regret it too late, if I knew this result earlier, I wouldn't have lost the opportunity to use the bone shrinking technique just because of this meal when I was in Gongfang.
I can only find another opportunity, I thought to myself, and replied, "Okay, okay!"
He blinked and smiled slightly, like a golden ring reflecting the moon: "Come on, let's serve the food again."
My depressed mood was suddenly cheered up, I looked at the door eagerly, and suddenly felt that the decision I made in Gongfang was very correct and wise. With the skill of shrinking bones, I can escape at any time. How about eating him a few more meals before running?
Warm the bed, don't peel the skin...
The table is full of food again, the same as before. Looking at it in my eyes, I feel that it is more delicious than the meal just now... This is all for me alone. It is many times better than that pig food!
I was speechless for a moment.
"If you don't leave, there will be three meals a day."
His tone made me tremble, why did it sound so like the time when the master coaxed me to learn the eighteen ladders of auspicious clouds, or when he wanted to tear down my board and straighten my bones with ruthless hands?
As I quickly stuffed the vegetables into my mouth, I said, "I didn't say I was leaving."
"Really?" he doubted.
I think he is hypocritical, whether I go or not, isn't it all in your hands?Can a servant who warms the bed freely control her own destiny?
I was just able to eat two extra meals before escaping.
Of course, I am sophisticated, I was rescued from the hands of human traffickers by my brother, can I not be sophisticated, can I live without sophistication?
Therefore, I planned to escape from the bottom of my heart, and replied: "His Royal Highness is wise and mighty, slave... No, it is my honor to serve you by your side, how can I leave?"
While talking, I ate almost half of the dishes on the table.
When expressing his loyalty, he said casually: "Bring me a glass of water."
The servants behind them gasped again.
He spread his hands behind him, and a trembling little servant handed over the cup to his hand. He held the cup in one hand, and patted me on the back with the other: "Don't choke."
I took the cup and poured the water down my throat. I happened to see someone pushing a cart through the window. On it were more than a dozen wine jars that had been stacked in the shape of Arhats. They had a round belly and a small mouth. Porcelain glows like jade against the backdrop of white snow.
"What are you looking at?" he whispered.
I can't tell him that I'm measuring how much I can shrink into the urn with bone shrinkage, will I leave my head outside?Will it cause the sudden effect of people's heads hanging outside the urn in the middle of the night to scare passers-by to death...Of course, we can find out whether the wine urn was pushed to the mansion, or pushed into the wine cellar and buried deep, but at the end of the day A crucial step.
I looked up at the branch of red plum that had been picked obliquely from the window, and wanted to write a poem to answer his question. After thinking for a long time, I felt that the poem was exhausted. To Mei Yizhi..."
He followed my gaze to the window, and Mei Rui was reflected in his eyes, like frost and snow dyed red: "It's really appropriate."
Encouraged by him, I thought that pleasing him before I ran away so that he would not be on guard against me was the key to my successful escape, so I decided to complete the remaining two sentences: "Look left and right look like sausages, eat them right It will be sweet in your mouth."
The corners of his eyes and mouth twitched at the same time, and his smile was forced: "It's also...a good poem..."
I thought to myself, what a disaster, I must escape as soon as possible... I remembered what my senior brother said to me: Yue Yaer, when you want to please people, people often feel a sense of collapse.
At that time, in order to let the senior brother show his cooking skills to a super level, I rarely went into the kitchen to help the senior brother. I just accidentally poured a pot of soup on his head. What he said to me with a pleasant face when the soup was full of shredded pork, boiled green vegetables, etc.
Afterwards, when he helped the master to give me anesthesia, he reduced the amount by half, and the pain made me burn inside.
This thing of pleasing people is indeed a very skillful thing. For ordinary people like me... it's better to be honest.
At this time, a guard came to report: "His Royal Highness, General Xiao has something to report."
He stood up and walked towards the door. I just breathed a sigh of relief and turned my head to continue to look at the wine jar, but I heard him stop at the door. I hurriedly turned my eyes to the red plum branch, but he was Walking to the window, I stretched out my hand, picked the branch of red plum, and stuck it on my sideburns: "The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold, and it suits you well."
He straightened the hair on my temples, and then walked out the door.
Look, look, the kinder and calmer you are to people, the more generous and generous you are, the more you have to settle accounts after autumn!
From the senior brothers, sisters and masters, I have already practiced a hundred times!
Never fall for it!
Besides, although I stayed with him for a short time, it always gave me a creepy feeling. It reminded me of Lion Wangcai. Occasionally when he was full, he was lying on the hillside basking in the sun with his belly bright , the mood will be very good. At this time, occasionally a duck will pass by and step on its belly. It will tease them with its palms, and its eyes will be kind... After a while, it will chase them away and return a bite. Swallow it!
I looked at the wine urn and made up my mind to run away.
After all, he was a busy man, so he gave a few words to the maid and left.
After he left, I recruited a maidservant to come over and ask questions. Although the people who waited on Li Zeyu liked to make a fuss, she was better than that with a kind attitude and answered every question. Under my slapping around, she knew everything. , Talking endlessly, admiring and admiring Li Zeyu, and occasionally telling me about Li Zeyu's preferences and so on in detail.
As we talked and talked, I finally figured out where the wine urn was going.
It's really out of the mansion, out of the mansion to serve wine, and it's just tonight.
Li Zeyu's team was about to set off, and it was winter now, and they were going to a place of bitter cold, so they had to prepare strong wine in Yuzhou city, soaked in medicinal herbs, to protect the soldiers from the cold.
(End of this chapter)
No matter what time it is, I never forget that my duty is to 'eat enough and drink well', so I made the word 'also' very long in order to arouse his resonance.
He took his fist out of his mouth, and his face became dignified again: "In the future, you don't need to call yourself a slave."
I blinked: "Why?"
"Just call me 'me'?" His face was like a jade box with a cold light, but it was brown and black. "In the future, you will wear men's clothing."
You deceive me that I don't understand world affairs, right?Wearing men's clothes, you have to call yourself a slave, a subordinate or something like that?I looked at him vigilantly, thinking of all the tricks and conspiracies that my master said, companions are like companions to tigers, if you are accidentally tricked, you can use this title to trample me at any time in the future?
I thought about it, and finally realized that he didn't need to put so much thought into trampling me to death. I let go of most of my heart. Although I was more confused, my nose was ahead of my brain... the scent outside the window became stronger.
I looked at him helplessly, and sniffled by the way, the corners of his eyes twitched, he frowned and said, "Are you really holding back?"
I was taken aback, didn't this show the expression of being hungry like a wolf, what does it have to do with holding back?Every time I use this expression to look at my brothers and masters, they are very sensible and bring the food up, don't they?
He pointed to the outer room: "That's Gong Fang."
As soon as I smelled the fragrance, I forgot all the excuses I made before.
So, when the maidservants came in with all kinds of food, I was led to Gong's room. I was very confused in Gong's room, should I finish the meal and use bone shrinking skills to escape?
In the end, I finally made a decision to flee back to the mountains, and I had to eat pig food cooked by my master, brother and sister. I, I, I... I'd better eat this last meal before running away.
I thought tragically, death is as heavy as Mount Tai, as light as a feather... For this half meal, I snatch food from the lion's mouth, am I easy?
I finally figured it out, and went back to the front hall, full of melancholy, ready to pick up my chopsticks and fight again at the dining table, but was stunned... I saw that the few dishes of food had all disappeared, leaving only the empty plate and the food on the empty plate. Vegetable juice!
That big lion... No, Li Zeyu ate very comfortably. He was just taking the small cup handed over by the maid beside him to drink tea, holding the teacup in one hand, and the other hand was about to reach out to the last bowl of rice. ...
I couldn't bear it anymore, so I hurried forward, took the bowl of white rice before his hand reached it, quickly took a big bite into my mouth with chopsticks, first occupied the bowl of rice, and then smiled at him: " Your Highness, you can't eat anymore, I'll come..."
Gasps filled the room.
I said why do people in this room like to gasp, Li Zeyu, you should also change to a group of well-informed maidservants?
I picked up the plate and poured all the sauce on the rice. I felt that the rice was mixed with the sauce, and it became a delicacy in the world. I squinted my eyes and took a sip. Just as I was about to put down my chopsticks, Li Zeyu's face suddenly darkened Down, as dark as a black inkstone: "How can these be eaten?"
"It's much better than the ones on the mountain." As soon as I had something to eat, I completely forgot where I came from. Fortunately, Li Zeyu didn't seem to notice.
I just picked up a chopstick and was about to stuff it into my mouth, but he snatched the chopstick and the bowl all at once, and his voice was as cold as ice: "That old man..."
I was stunned, who did he scold?
The most important thing is, you don't even give me a bowl of rice, and you still want me to warm your bed?Don't you know that the thicker the bed warmer, the better?
I wanted to snatch back that bowl of rice, but his dark golden eyes reminded me of Wangcai, a carnivore...
I watched helplessly as the bowl of rice was taken away by the maid.
"Don't even think about going back..." he said.
"Ah..." His tone changed so quickly that I couldn't reflect it for a while. It was a storm just now, cursing the old man, why did it become a gentle breeze and a drizzle in a blink of an eye?
It's really like accompanying a king like a tiger.
It is still a tiger that does not give food.
I regret it too late, if I knew this result earlier, I wouldn't have lost the opportunity to use the bone shrinking technique just because of this meal when I was in Gongfang.
I can only find another opportunity, I thought to myself, and replied, "Okay, okay!"
He blinked and smiled slightly, like a golden ring reflecting the moon: "Come on, let's serve the food again."
My depressed mood was suddenly cheered up, I looked at the door eagerly, and suddenly felt that the decision I made in Gongfang was very correct and wise. With the skill of shrinking bones, I can escape at any time. How about eating him a few more meals before running?
Warm the bed, don't peel the skin...
The table is full of food again, the same as before. Looking at it in my eyes, I feel that it is more delicious than the meal just now... This is all for me alone. It is many times better than that pig food!
I was speechless for a moment.
"If you don't leave, there will be three meals a day."
His tone made me tremble, why did it sound so like the time when the master coaxed me to learn the eighteen ladders of auspicious clouds, or when he wanted to tear down my board and straighten my bones with ruthless hands?
As I quickly stuffed the vegetables into my mouth, I said, "I didn't say I was leaving."
"Really?" he doubted.
I think he is hypocritical, whether I go or not, isn't it all in your hands?Can a servant who warms the bed freely control her own destiny?
I was just able to eat two extra meals before escaping.
Of course, I am sophisticated, I was rescued from the hands of human traffickers by my brother, can I not be sophisticated, can I live without sophistication?
Therefore, I planned to escape from the bottom of my heart, and replied: "His Royal Highness is wise and mighty, slave... No, it is my honor to serve you by your side, how can I leave?"
While talking, I ate almost half of the dishes on the table.
When expressing his loyalty, he said casually: "Bring me a glass of water."
The servants behind them gasped again.
He spread his hands behind him, and a trembling little servant handed over the cup to his hand. He held the cup in one hand, and patted me on the back with the other: "Don't choke."
I took the cup and poured the water down my throat. I happened to see someone pushing a cart through the window. On it were more than a dozen wine jars that had been stacked in the shape of Arhats. They had a round belly and a small mouth. Porcelain glows like jade against the backdrop of white snow.
"What are you looking at?" he whispered.
I can't tell him that I'm measuring how much I can shrink into the urn with bone shrinkage, will I leave my head outside?Will it cause the sudden effect of people's heads hanging outside the urn in the middle of the night to scare passers-by to death...Of course, we can find out whether the wine urn was pushed to the mansion, or pushed into the wine cellar and buried deep, but at the end of the day A crucial step.
I looked up at the branch of red plum that had been picked obliquely from the window, and wanted to write a poem to answer his question. After thinking for a long time, I felt that the poem was exhausted. To Mei Yizhi..."
He followed my gaze to the window, and Mei Rui was reflected in his eyes, like frost and snow dyed red: "It's really appropriate."
Encouraged by him, I thought that pleasing him before I ran away so that he would not be on guard against me was the key to my successful escape, so I decided to complete the remaining two sentences: "Look left and right look like sausages, eat them right It will be sweet in your mouth."
The corners of his eyes and mouth twitched at the same time, and his smile was forced: "It's also...a good poem..."
I thought to myself, what a disaster, I must escape as soon as possible... I remembered what my senior brother said to me: Yue Yaer, when you want to please people, people often feel a sense of collapse.
At that time, in order to let the senior brother show his cooking skills to a super level, I rarely went into the kitchen to help the senior brother. I just accidentally poured a pot of soup on his head. What he said to me with a pleasant face when the soup was full of shredded pork, boiled green vegetables, etc.
Afterwards, when he helped the master to give me anesthesia, he reduced the amount by half, and the pain made me burn inside.
This thing of pleasing people is indeed a very skillful thing. For ordinary people like me... it's better to be honest.
At this time, a guard came to report: "His Royal Highness, General Xiao has something to report."
He stood up and walked towards the door. I just breathed a sigh of relief and turned my head to continue to look at the wine jar, but I heard him stop at the door. I hurriedly turned my eyes to the red plum branch, but he was Walking to the window, I stretched out my hand, picked the branch of red plum, and stuck it on my sideburns: "The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold, and it suits you well."
He straightened the hair on my temples, and then walked out the door.
Look, look, the kinder and calmer you are to people, the more generous and generous you are, the more you have to settle accounts after autumn!
From the senior brothers, sisters and masters, I have already practiced a hundred times!
Never fall for it!
Besides, although I stayed with him for a short time, it always gave me a creepy feeling. It reminded me of Lion Wangcai. Occasionally when he was full, he was lying on the hillside basking in the sun with his belly bright , the mood will be very good. At this time, occasionally a duck will pass by and step on its belly. It will tease them with its palms, and its eyes will be kind... After a while, it will chase them away and return a bite. Swallow it!
I looked at the wine urn and made up my mind to run away.
After all, he was a busy man, so he gave a few words to the maid and left.
After he left, I recruited a maidservant to come over and ask questions. Although the people who waited on Li Zeyu liked to make a fuss, she was better than that with a kind attitude and answered every question. Under my slapping around, she knew everything. , Talking endlessly, admiring and admiring Li Zeyu, and occasionally telling me about Li Zeyu's preferences and so on in detail.
As we talked and talked, I finally figured out where the wine urn was going.
It's really out of the mansion, out of the mansion to serve wine, and it's just tonight.
Li Zeyu's team was about to set off, and it was winter now, and they were going to a place of bitter cold, so they had to prepare strong wine in Yuzhou city, soaked in medicinal herbs, to protect the soldiers from the cold.
(End of this chapter)
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