Chapter 4 The Barrel Demon

I am used to this face on weekdays, and the master and brother have no expression on their faces all day long, so I can't feel anything. When I came out, I never thought that this outfit would shock the people outside so much.

I was looking at my shadow and feeling sorry for myself. The bird smelled the water and ran into the water quacking. I was a little confused, and my heart became more and more confused about the identity of the bird. Is it a water duck or a foreign mandarin duck?
While being confused, the short fat officer arrived with his officers and soldiers, and shouted across the stream: "There is the monster, there is the monster..."

Saddened from the bottom of my heart, I hugged the teal duck in my arms and ran into the woods. All the officials shouted behind me: "Hurry up, the barrel monster is going to eat mandarin ducks."

After hearing this, I felt very humiliated, and scolded them on the side of the stream: "You are the barrel monster! Your whole family is a barrel monster, and you have a urine barrel in the house for ten years..."

I ran along the stream while cursing, the bird in the cage quacked to my voice, and responded very well.

The first thing to practice in stealing skills is the skill of escaping. After half a year of self-study, I thought it would be no problem to escape a hundred miles. How could I know that the gap between theory and reality is always incomparably far away. The officers and soldiers by the opposite stream thought my scolding It was too much for them, and they were not afraid of hurting the duck. Arrows came in densely, and I jumped up and down. I didn't escape one of them, and was shot in the waist by the arrow.

Right on the waist.

If the waist is a little higher and there is a wooden board to block it, it will not penetrate the flesh so much. If the waist is a little lower, the flesh there will be thicker, and there will not be so much blood.

I managed to raise my breath and ran to a big tree. I saw the blood flowing down the tree trunk. After a while, the emerald green tree trunk was stained with a bloodstain. The bleeding continued until tomorrow morning. The end was not much better than that of the air-dried roast duck.

I looked at the gradually darkening sky, a small star appeared in the sky, the moon was dim, and the mist was dim. I thought of all my wishes that had not been fulfilled, and I didn’t even eat a whole roast duck. , If I knew that life would end up like a dried roast duck, I wouldn't have left half of it for my master, senior and senior sisters when I secretly ate it in the kitchen.

While lamenting that my heart was still too soft, my heart was too soft, and I slowly closed my eyes. Between half-opening and half-closing, I suddenly felt the branches shake, and the mist drifted away like silver sand. At the top of the tree branch, he squatted down towards me, like a branch of plum blossom scattered outside the bamboo, he hugged me into his arms, the moonlight in his eyes was clear, and there were countless poplar flowers passing by.

Why do I only think about flowers?
And a hundred flowers are in full bloom?

When I woke up, the air-dried roast duck had a deep impact on my memory, so I first checked whether I had become that way, touched it up and down, the splinted fingers were not very sensitive, and I touched it directly When it came to the face, I felt that the master's workmanship was really good, and no part of my body was falling apart, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

After checking the splint, I started to check the things on my body. I remembered that I had been hit by an arrow in my waist, and I felt a coolness under my waist, and there was a cold wind blowing. I slid over, and the place I slid over made me feel dizzy. As soon as I was shocked, I woke up. When I opened my eyes, I saw the man frowning and looking at an object with three plum blossoms embroidered on it. It is red in color, rectangular in shape, cut off at the top, and slightly recessed, just fitting the shape of my neck, with thin silver ribbons at each corner.

I blinked my eyes for a long time, and finally figured out where the thing came from. Feeling sad, I kicked him and shouted loudly: "You are a hooligan."

My foot felt like I had kicked a stone slab, and it hurt so badly. He turned his head and was stunned for a moment. His face was like fireworks and snow, and he explained: "You fell down."

I was stunned, and I saw clearly that the four knots seemed to have the blade of an arrow passing by, and my heart was clear, the arrow was almost impossible to shoot, and it happened to hit the knot in the bellyband, and I felt that although I was everywhere It was cold, but the waist was tightly tied. He must have turned me around so badly during the healing process that the thing fell out.

But just drop it, don't take it and check it in detail repeatedly!
This makes people misunderstand you as a pervert!

I snatched the thing hanging from his finger and rolled it up in my hand. Under such circumstances, it was really difficult to force myself to be cautious, and I panicked: "Is this Jinxiu worker good?"

He put his fist near his mouth, coughed, looked up at the sky, and answered silently: "Not good."

A big fire was lit in the cave, and the flames glowed harmoniously, casting his figure on the wall, which was dim and far away, but still fragrant.

My mind was still between the apron and the body, and I stared at him for a while, feeling that there was nothing to talk about about the apron, so I turned my mind a little when I saw the cage with teal ducks beside him, and asked him: "Can the fire cook things?"

He followed my gaze and looked at the duck with a surprised look: "You want to roast it?"

His eyes are blue and scaly, and the two thin bamboos at the entrance of the cave have a three-point dark color, which makes me feel that he has a heart for the duck and strongly disapproves of my behavior.

At this moment, my stomach groaned loudly twice, and I persuaded: "My lord, there is a saying in the Buddhist scriptures, put down the butcher knife, and become a Buddha immediately, but the Buddhist scriptures also say, whoever does not go to hell, I will go to hell. One life was a duck, but in the next life, it might turn into a human, we have the right to do a good deed."

He turned his head, his eyes darkened: "Speak human words!"

I looked at him earnestly: "I'm hungry and want to eat meat, will you remove the hair and skin?"

He smiled and walked towards the cage. The duck felt the murderous aura and rushed left and right in the cage, struggling on the verge of life and death, when he heard someone outside the cave calling loudly: "Little sister, where are you?"

I was overjoyed, the senior sister's voice like an ice skate coming out of its scabbard was so crisp and sweet at this time.

I was about to yell, but there was a wind blowing, my mouth and nose were covered, but I smelled the fragrance of Sophora japonica, and his breath blew by my ears: "Don't make a sound."

I watched the senior sister's pink clothes sweep past the entrance of the cave, the voice of calling gradually faded away, and I heard the sound of swords clashing in the distance.

The senior sister fought with the officers and soldiers of the short and fat official outside. After a while, I heard the voices outside stopped. It must be that the senior sister knocked out all the short and fat official's men. Her voice sounded again: "Junior Sister, Junior Sister..."

I felt my mouth and nose loosen, and I wanted to scream again, but my mouth and nose tightened again, and my mouth was covered again, and he whispered in my ear, "Don't make a sound."

I nodded repeatedly, and he slowly let go of his hand, and came to me, I looked at him, and honestly lowered my voice: "My lord, I don't call..."

He smiled slightly, and the trees were in full bloom: "I don't believe it."

I:"……"

At this time, the senior sister finally found the right direction, rushed into the cave with a sword, and shouted loudly: "The pervert, I found you."

And because I just felt sorry for myself in front of the stream for a while, and the outfit on my body was very vivid in my mind, the very creative address of senior sister made me fall straight off the stone bench.

When I got up from the stone bench again, I saw my senior sister dancing with her sword and fighting with him. Inside the cave, the swords and knives flicked back and forth, and the shadows on the clothes fluttered. He picked a piece of cloth from his hand, and he also took a piece of cloth in his hand.

I looked at the condition of the two of them, and then looked at the piece of cloth in their hands, feeling very relieved, it turned out that the senior sister also became a prostitute for me.

His half-open chest is lined with the bonfire in the cave, which really makes people think a lot.

The half of the senior sister's clothes reveals the snow-white tunic inside, which really makes people wonder.

"You..." He covered his chest and said.

Her face was condensed: "I want to take her away." She also covered her chest and said.

I can't take my eyes off the movements of the two of them. They have strong chest muscles, beautiful collarbones, round, soft, charming smile... and so on, all the words came to my mind, and I had mixed feelings and mood swings for a while, so the senior sister turned her head Holding my hand, I struggled: "Can you wait a while and eat roast duck before leaving?"

In fact, I think, can you do two tricks?
The senior sister looked at the cage at the entrance of the cave, was silent for a while, and said the same thing as him: "Is this a duck?"

"Skinned, shaved, roasted, and delicious."

The senior sister stretched out her hand, with a piece of snow-white silk in her hand, and wiped the corner of my mouth for me: "Your saliva is coming out."

"Yes, let's go after eating the roast duck." He also said.

I reckoned that the two of them were hungry just like me, so my suggestion was to give them a quilt in winter, and a square pillow after the quilt, so we sat down by the fire, and Discuss who should do it... But there are always more people who speak than do hands in this world. You and I glanced at the two of them. They stood on both sides of the fire, and no one made a move. The senior sister put her hand on the sword , with his hand on the drawn knife.

Moreover, the cold wind swished on the two of them, and the fire became smaller and smaller.

My hands-on ability is also limited to books, and the only practice is the lion and rabbit, but it is only limited to imagination...

So, I couldn't bear it anymore and reminded them: "It's getting late..."

As soon as I reminded them, the two of them jumped up at the same time. Seeing this, my heart was filled with fantasies about meat. There was deliciously roasted meat in front of my eyes, the oil that I bit into my mouth, and the oil that I bit into it again and again...

But the sound of sword clashing echoed in the cave again, and the two collided with each other, sparks flying everywhere.

"Don't even think about it!" said the senior sister.

"Can you stop it?" he said.

I thought to myself that the duck has not been roasted yet, but you guys started fighting over it first?
I hurriedly persuaded: "Senior sister, at most I will give you more..."

The sound of swords clashing in the cave was more intense, and the sound of cloth hissing was added. The two of them exchanged a few times, and pieces of cloth fell off their bodies. She hurt people, no one hurt her, but now she is hurt by this person, well, it can't be regarded as scars, at most, it is covered with bruises, and the clothes are injured.

It seems that this son's martial arts is not weak, and he is better than his senior sister by more than 01:30. His sword is still on her body, and he still has no strength left. Was he angry with his senior sister and called him a prostitute at first, so Just want to be lewd for a while to make sure?
Just at this time, I heard a human voice coming from the entrance of the cave again, it was the short, fat official's duck-like voice: "Here it is, it's here, be careful of that mandarin duck..."

(End of this chapter)

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