The black-bellied princess plays the prince
Chapter 62 Red dots
Chapter 62 Red dots
He jumped up like a monkey whose butt was burned, rushed into the room and looked for the mirror, found the mirror and was devastated, "Suyoubing, I really want to eat you in one bite!"
His face and neck, the red beans, like the day of the waking of stings, the spring thunder woke up, the insects crawled out of the soil one after another, in the blink of an eye, even the eyelids were covered with red dots, his hands went up and down. Scratching, his mouth kept saying, "Suyoubing, how many times have you cooked something wrong? Tell me, what else do you add to your yellow rice porridge?"
I blinked my eyes and thought: "I didn't add anything. I saw that you didn't want to eat more and more. I thought the porridge I cooked didn't taste very good, so I added a little of each seasoning in the kitchen."
He glared at me angrily, "Have you tried it yourself?"
I blinked quickly, "Of course I can only eat it if you eat it!"
He yelled, "Shuyoubing, I hate you!"
I muttered, "Didn't you have a good stomach before? You ate everything on the street, even snatching dog food, and I didn't see you like this all day long. Either your stomach hurts, or your face is bruised?"
He twisted his waist and rushed straight into the house, "This means that the food you cook is more poisonous than the food of beggars on the street, no, it is more poisonous than Miaojiang's Gu poison..." He closed the door with a bang, "Go and find out by yourself tonight."
So, that night, I went to Jinwang Palace alone.
At that time, Li Zeyu had not been established as the crown prince, and Jin Wang was still expecting to give birth to a son and a half daughter. Li Zeyu was just a backup, and he still lived in the Jin Palace, which was the Hua Palace.
When I went there, the moon was just showing its brilliance. Outside the Hua Palace, there were thin waists in Hua clothes and pear blossoms flying. Under the white jade steps, there were five crescent-like women kneeling neatly.
On the white jade steps, the father-in-law who delivered the decree chattered: "Your Highness, don't embarrass the old slave, they were rewarded to you by the king, you should accept them."
In the hall, Li Zeyu was turning a glass crystal glass in his hand. The wine in the glass turned his eyes into a faint red. He looked at the dancing lights. With a flicker of the candle, the light that exploded touched his hand. On the glass cup in the glass, it bounced back and went off on his face. He didn't move, but just looked away, looking at the glass of red wine.
This is Li Zeyu, who I have assassinated countless times without success. Every time I assassinate, I actually don't see his face clearly. Sometimes, I only see the bright yellow brocade robe on his body, and sometimes, Looking at his stature, I knew he was the person I was going to kill. I rarely looked at the face of the person I was going to kill. As long as I didn’t look at that face, they were not alone. This is my habit .
The human face is the most unattractive thing.
Tonight, he was reclining on the couch, and I was on the roof. The first thing I saw was his face. He was half upturned, with his head resting on the ten-square pillow of passionflower. He had thick black eyebrows and pale golden eyes. Slightly frowning, he didn't realize that he was being stared at at all, his expression was tired and relaxed, the glass cup in his hand was half tilted down, the blood red juice seemed to be pouring down, but it didn't.
I seldom see him like this. Of course, I have never looked at him like this before lying on the roof. His current appearance is like a child who can't get candy, awkward and throwing a tantrum, in my reflection , even his figure should be cold and inhumane, just like the sword in my hand, stabbing wherever it should.
He drank the last sip of wine and threw the wine glass on the dragon pillar in the hall. The loud explosion in the hall startled the nagging father-in-law outside the door, and he knelt down with a plop. !"
The father-in-law shivered and bent over to lead the five women back.
The lights in the hall flickered, he stood up staggeringly, dragging his long sleeves to the ground, suddenly raised the long sleeves to cover half of his face, rolled up the sleeves, twisted his waist and swung his hips, saying "Nuo Nuo" ... I watched it for a long time before I realized that he performed the Nuo dance performed during the folk autumn harvest and winter festivals. He picked up the plate on the table and covered his face, making it a ghost face during the Nuo dance, and groaned. , mildly long.
His starry eyes are half-opened, and the waves of his eyes are flowing behind the plate, and the joy in his eyes is full. The upside-down bowl has become a musical drum, and he clapped his hands on it, and then hurried away, as if there were villagers chasing and frolicking behind him. Ask the evil spirits to be driven away by them.
He was really drunk, so drunk that he put the vulgar dance of the country on this rich and dignified hall.
He leaned over on the couch, the dishes slipped from his hands, and there was no sound for a long time.
I quietly sneaked into the hall from the roof. At first, I thought he was pretending again, and approached him with a low waist, drawing a knife out of my hand... But I was extremely annoyed in my heart, why did I have to look at him? face?It made me confused, and when I was confused, I couldn't pass the knife.
It was the first time I hesitated so much, no matter where the knife went, it would pierce the clothes on his body, the clothes on his body were beautiful, they just matched his face.
When he moved slightly, I hurriedly hid behind the pillar, thinking silently, it's no wonder I didn't work hard, it's only because he was prepared.
Ye Xiao will believe this. This person always has one eye open when he is asleep, and sometimes he is awake even though his eyes are closed... In other words, if you touch Not sure if he was awake or asleep.
I'm not sure right now either.
Besides, it's easy to watch him, but hard to kill him, I've tried many times.
That's all, let's wait for him to change into clothes that don't suit his skin so much before assassinating him.
"Qing Gui, where are you?" He muttered, frowning, looking very uncomfortable, after a while, he said again, "Daddy, Daddy,..."
I understand, but what I don't understand is why he put his father and Qing Gui together, and Qing Gui is not his father.
For the first time, besides stabbing people, I became interested in people. I sat cross-legged on the roof beam, wanting to see what else he would do when he was drunk.
In addition to dancing Nuo dance.
If there is hope, of course I would like to see him dance a sexy dance, preferably naked.
But he kept chanting Qinggui, Daddy, and the two names all night, which were very boring. Although the collar was opened, the distance from the naked body was still too far away, revealing two collarbones, although the collarbones were also very It looks good, but it looks like it's just the collarbone, which is far from my expectation.
At dawn, I rushed back to the small courtyard where we lived. Ye Xiao took a mirror and observed how much the red spots on his face had disappeared, while listening to my narration. After listening, suddenly there was a tenth Bold idea: "Suyoubing, the opportunity has come, we will definitely complete the task this time..."
His plan is this, isn't this green rose missing?If we can find Qing Gui and send her back to Li Zeyu's side, according to Li Zeyu's deep affection for Qing Gui, we will be shocked when we see Qing Gui suddenly appearing at first glance. coming.
There are many loopholes in his plan. The first loophole is that we searched for a long time, but we couldn't find Qing Gui, she completely disappeared from Li Zeyu's side.
In fact, at the end, we don't know what our purpose is, is it to kill him, or to find out what will happen to Li Zeyu and Qing Gui?
Does Li Zeyu want a country or a beauty?
This is a difficult problem that has been very difficult to guess since ancient times, and the answer is highly variable and random.
How far can he persist?
We watched him lead people to search around, searched all over the mountains and countryside around Youzhou City, his face became more and more haggard day by day, and his figure became thinner day by day, and King Jin began to choose his concubine for him. A group of beauties knelt on the jade steps in front of the Hua Palace, and the nagging voice of the old eunuch added a bit of coercion.
He never skipped the Nuo dance that night again, but he drank more and more wine, pouring bucket after bucket, just like Ye Xiao said, in those days, his blood was probably replaced by Alcohol is gone.
Ye Xiao's blood was replaced with porridge, so he was deeply touched, and so on.
I stayed longer and longer on the beam of the Huagong Hall, watching him go about his daily affairs as usual during the day, and the secret guards coming and going, he only asked, "Is there any news?"
The dark guard shook his head, but his face became darker, and when the dark guard gave some clues, his face became paler.
I have never seen a man who would haggard for a woman in such an appearance, as if the sky had fallen. The King of Chu's deep affection for Yumei, I have seen, Chu Bo's obsession with the women around him, I I have also seen that even my mother, Ashinamei, who I have never met, weighs and estimates her man, and can be weighed on a scale. There is a limit, and if it exceeds this limit, it will be I can't afford to weigh it, and I can't fit it. I am more and more curious about what he can do for her.
Ye Xiao couldn't find Qinggui, so he came up with a new plan. He found Qinggui's picture, compared it with me for a while, and clapped his hands...
I am more and more confused about Ye Xiao's intelligence. I wonder if he has eaten too much porridge, and his mind has been replaced with porridge?
"I'm shorter than her, thinner than her in the front, and not as tall as her in the back. You want me to pretend to be her?" I said, "If I can pretend to be her, then it's better for you to pretend to be her, who is about the same height."
He was distraught, "Suyoubing, you can insult my people, my personality, everything about me, but you can't insult my height!"
We use lottery to decide who will play Qing Gui. In private, I hope that I can play her. I have seen his face and expression clearly. Let me see, he is facing Qing Gui. At that time, what kind of mood swings, at the moment of mood swings, stabbed the sword into his chest, turned from hope to despair, and even lost his life... How perverted this idea is, but so perverted The idea made me want to try it.
But my luck is not very good, every time I draw a lottery for cooking, my luck is super good, but this time, for some reason, Ye Xiao got the lottery, he yelled, ' I hate you, I hate you', while starting to make up.
(End of this chapter)
He jumped up like a monkey whose butt was burned, rushed into the room and looked for the mirror, found the mirror and was devastated, "Suyoubing, I really want to eat you in one bite!"
His face and neck, the red beans, like the day of the waking of stings, the spring thunder woke up, the insects crawled out of the soil one after another, in the blink of an eye, even the eyelids were covered with red dots, his hands went up and down. Scratching, his mouth kept saying, "Suyoubing, how many times have you cooked something wrong? Tell me, what else do you add to your yellow rice porridge?"
I blinked my eyes and thought: "I didn't add anything. I saw that you didn't want to eat more and more. I thought the porridge I cooked didn't taste very good, so I added a little of each seasoning in the kitchen."
He glared at me angrily, "Have you tried it yourself?"
I blinked quickly, "Of course I can only eat it if you eat it!"
He yelled, "Shuyoubing, I hate you!"
I muttered, "Didn't you have a good stomach before? You ate everything on the street, even snatching dog food, and I didn't see you like this all day long. Either your stomach hurts, or your face is bruised?"
He twisted his waist and rushed straight into the house, "This means that the food you cook is more poisonous than the food of beggars on the street, no, it is more poisonous than Miaojiang's Gu poison..." He closed the door with a bang, "Go and find out by yourself tonight."
So, that night, I went to Jinwang Palace alone.
At that time, Li Zeyu had not been established as the crown prince, and Jin Wang was still expecting to give birth to a son and a half daughter. Li Zeyu was just a backup, and he still lived in the Jin Palace, which was the Hua Palace.
When I went there, the moon was just showing its brilliance. Outside the Hua Palace, there were thin waists in Hua clothes and pear blossoms flying. Under the white jade steps, there were five crescent-like women kneeling neatly.
On the white jade steps, the father-in-law who delivered the decree chattered: "Your Highness, don't embarrass the old slave, they were rewarded to you by the king, you should accept them."
In the hall, Li Zeyu was turning a glass crystal glass in his hand. The wine in the glass turned his eyes into a faint red. He looked at the dancing lights. With a flicker of the candle, the light that exploded touched his hand. On the glass cup in the glass, it bounced back and went off on his face. He didn't move, but just looked away, looking at the glass of red wine.
This is Li Zeyu, who I have assassinated countless times without success. Every time I assassinate, I actually don't see his face clearly. Sometimes, I only see the bright yellow brocade robe on his body, and sometimes, Looking at his stature, I knew he was the person I was going to kill. I rarely looked at the face of the person I was going to kill. As long as I didn’t look at that face, they were not alone. This is my habit .
The human face is the most unattractive thing.
Tonight, he was reclining on the couch, and I was on the roof. The first thing I saw was his face. He was half upturned, with his head resting on the ten-square pillow of passionflower. He had thick black eyebrows and pale golden eyes. Slightly frowning, he didn't realize that he was being stared at at all, his expression was tired and relaxed, the glass cup in his hand was half tilted down, the blood red juice seemed to be pouring down, but it didn't.
I seldom see him like this. Of course, I have never looked at him like this before lying on the roof. His current appearance is like a child who can't get candy, awkward and throwing a tantrum, in my reflection , even his figure should be cold and inhumane, just like the sword in my hand, stabbing wherever it should.
He drank the last sip of wine and threw the wine glass on the dragon pillar in the hall. The loud explosion in the hall startled the nagging father-in-law outside the door, and he knelt down with a plop. !"
The father-in-law shivered and bent over to lead the five women back.
The lights in the hall flickered, he stood up staggeringly, dragging his long sleeves to the ground, suddenly raised the long sleeves to cover half of his face, rolled up the sleeves, twisted his waist and swung his hips, saying "Nuo Nuo" ... I watched it for a long time before I realized that he performed the Nuo dance performed during the folk autumn harvest and winter festivals. He picked up the plate on the table and covered his face, making it a ghost face during the Nuo dance, and groaned. , mildly long.
His starry eyes are half-opened, and the waves of his eyes are flowing behind the plate, and the joy in his eyes is full. The upside-down bowl has become a musical drum, and he clapped his hands on it, and then hurried away, as if there were villagers chasing and frolicking behind him. Ask the evil spirits to be driven away by them.
He was really drunk, so drunk that he put the vulgar dance of the country on this rich and dignified hall.
He leaned over on the couch, the dishes slipped from his hands, and there was no sound for a long time.
I quietly sneaked into the hall from the roof. At first, I thought he was pretending again, and approached him with a low waist, drawing a knife out of my hand... But I was extremely annoyed in my heart, why did I have to look at him? face?It made me confused, and when I was confused, I couldn't pass the knife.
It was the first time I hesitated so much, no matter where the knife went, it would pierce the clothes on his body, the clothes on his body were beautiful, they just matched his face.
When he moved slightly, I hurriedly hid behind the pillar, thinking silently, it's no wonder I didn't work hard, it's only because he was prepared.
Ye Xiao will believe this. This person always has one eye open when he is asleep, and sometimes he is awake even though his eyes are closed... In other words, if you touch Not sure if he was awake or asleep.
I'm not sure right now either.
Besides, it's easy to watch him, but hard to kill him, I've tried many times.
That's all, let's wait for him to change into clothes that don't suit his skin so much before assassinating him.
"Qing Gui, where are you?" He muttered, frowning, looking very uncomfortable, after a while, he said again, "Daddy, Daddy,..."
I understand, but what I don't understand is why he put his father and Qing Gui together, and Qing Gui is not his father.
For the first time, besides stabbing people, I became interested in people. I sat cross-legged on the roof beam, wanting to see what else he would do when he was drunk.
In addition to dancing Nuo dance.
If there is hope, of course I would like to see him dance a sexy dance, preferably naked.
But he kept chanting Qinggui, Daddy, and the two names all night, which were very boring. Although the collar was opened, the distance from the naked body was still too far away, revealing two collarbones, although the collarbones were also very It looks good, but it looks like it's just the collarbone, which is far from my expectation.
At dawn, I rushed back to the small courtyard where we lived. Ye Xiao took a mirror and observed how much the red spots on his face had disappeared, while listening to my narration. After listening, suddenly there was a tenth Bold idea: "Suyoubing, the opportunity has come, we will definitely complete the task this time..."
His plan is this, isn't this green rose missing?If we can find Qing Gui and send her back to Li Zeyu's side, according to Li Zeyu's deep affection for Qing Gui, we will be shocked when we see Qing Gui suddenly appearing at first glance. coming.
There are many loopholes in his plan. The first loophole is that we searched for a long time, but we couldn't find Qing Gui, she completely disappeared from Li Zeyu's side.
In fact, at the end, we don't know what our purpose is, is it to kill him, or to find out what will happen to Li Zeyu and Qing Gui?
Does Li Zeyu want a country or a beauty?
This is a difficult problem that has been very difficult to guess since ancient times, and the answer is highly variable and random.
How far can he persist?
We watched him lead people to search around, searched all over the mountains and countryside around Youzhou City, his face became more and more haggard day by day, and his figure became thinner day by day, and King Jin began to choose his concubine for him. A group of beauties knelt on the jade steps in front of the Hua Palace, and the nagging voice of the old eunuch added a bit of coercion.
He never skipped the Nuo dance that night again, but he drank more and more wine, pouring bucket after bucket, just like Ye Xiao said, in those days, his blood was probably replaced by Alcohol is gone.
Ye Xiao's blood was replaced with porridge, so he was deeply touched, and so on.
I stayed longer and longer on the beam of the Huagong Hall, watching him go about his daily affairs as usual during the day, and the secret guards coming and going, he only asked, "Is there any news?"
The dark guard shook his head, but his face became darker, and when the dark guard gave some clues, his face became paler.
I have never seen a man who would haggard for a woman in such an appearance, as if the sky had fallen. The King of Chu's deep affection for Yumei, I have seen, Chu Bo's obsession with the women around him, I I have also seen that even my mother, Ashinamei, who I have never met, weighs and estimates her man, and can be weighed on a scale. There is a limit, and if it exceeds this limit, it will be I can't afford to weigh it, and I can't fit it. I am more and more curious about what he can do for her.
Ye Xiao couldn't find Qinggui, so he came up with a new plan. He found Qinggui's picture, compared it with me for a while, and clapped his hands...
I am more and more confused about Ye Xiao's intelligence. I wonder if he has eaten too much porridge, and his mind has been replaced with porridge?
"I'm shorter than her, thinner than her in the front, and not as tall as her in the back. You want me to pretend to be her?" I said, "If I can pretend to be her, then it's better for you to pretend to be her, who is about the same height."
He was distraught, "Suyoubing, you can insult my people, my personality, everything about me, but you can't insult my height!"
We use lottery to decide who will play Qing Gui. In private, I hope that I can play her. I have seen his face and expression clearly. Let me see, he is facing Qing Gui. At that time, what kind of mood swings, at the moment of mood swings, stabbed the sword into his chest, turned from hope to despair, and even lost his life... How perverted this idea is, but so perverted The idea made me want to try it.
But my luck is not very good, every time I draw a lottery for cooking, my luck is super good, but this time, for some reason, Ye Xiao got the lottery, he yelled, ' I hate you, I hate you', while starting to make up.
(End of this chapter)
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