non-mainstream clear wear

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

What Yao Jing hates the most is that others pronounce her name incorrectly. Originally, this is an elegant name, but unfortunately it has an uncute pronunciation.The children didn't know the pronunciation of the word Jing with a beautiful meaning at first, so they read "Qing" halfway through the reading.Little Yao Jing had no choice but to despise them for their illiteracy and follow them tirelessly to correct them.The little girl Yao Jing forgot that children are very playful.

At that time, during the winter and summer vacations, the most popular TV series for children was "Journey to the West".Ever since Monkey King met his little brother, who was a little white virgin, the most common thing he said was: "Hey, bold fairy, return my master!" Return your sister? !If you want to return it, you won't rob it!Unfortunately, Yao Jing's little loli has been a fairy for several years because of the pronunciation of her name.

It's easy to grow up. When I was in junior high school, there was a popular idiom from Taiwan. Usually there would be such a plot where the male lead hugged the female lead and kissed her hard: "You annoying little fairy." Or "You are such a goblin." You goblin sister!The goblin was knocked out by Sun Monkey when he was in elementary school!Little classmate Yao Jing was ridiculed by a group of little sisters for a long time again because of the pronunciation of her name.

Unfortunately, in high school, she didn't read the novels of the hero and heroine.The above-mentioned bridge section becomes Gong hugging the subject: "You are such a goblin." Goblin, you sister!When I was in junior high school, Mary Sue had already snatched up all the places for fairies, and Jack Sue was late!Yao Jing once again hated the association power of Chinese people.

After going to university, it is even more tragic. It is said...now...popular...human and beast!Depend on!This time the goblin is a real goblin, and Yao Jing is completely tragic.According to Xu Xian's sister's theory, Bai Suzhen's surname is Bai, so she is a white snake spirit; Hu Meiniang's surname is Hu, so she should be a fox spirit.This theory is almost all in, Hu Meiniang is not a vixen but also a rabbit.Yao Jing: ...

Yao Jing, who grew up like this, never thought that one day, she would look forward to being called a "fairy" again, at least that means that she is still herself.

This is an antique room with carved and hollowed-out partitions, cyan hanging veils, heated kangs by the walls, kang tables on the kangs, thick cotton curtains on the door, thick ropes hanging from the beams... and the surroundings of the body. Soaring 'walls'...if only the sightlines weren't wobbly.

Yao Jing turned her head around and found herself lying in something like a big bathtub. The question is, who would sleep in the bathtub?Or sleep in the bathtub with a mattress and a quilt?She never knew that she had such a powerful hobby, even if she had, since she was an adult, she hadn't seen a big bathtub that could fit an adult from head to toe.Even if there is a bathtub of this type, it should be specially made. Now the shower is the safe and hygienic way of cleaning.She doesn't have the value of being 'tricked by a specially customized large bathtub', so what's going on right now? !I wanted to call for someone, but I heard a few babbles.

The truth is that she crossed over.

She knew the meaning of the word time-travel, one time when chatting in a group of penguins, one of them suddenly said something that didn’t make sense, and then apologized: [Ah, I’ve time-traveled, I’m sorry, I’m going to post it on another page. In the group. ] Then Yao Jing said something more in the spirit of asking if she doesn't understand.Before and after the synthesis, I was despised by everyone and popularized science for a full hour, and then ferryed the aunt for a while. She, a person who doesn't care much about the trend in this area, has a superficial understanding of this word.

This word seems to be quite common on the Internet, and she got used to it just by looking at it.Later, with the overwhelming publicity of the strange TV series about the toilet cover, a little "traversal common sense" was added virtually.Finally, a week after the penguin group crossing event, she knew that the most popular in the circle of girls is called "Qing Chuan". Twelve out of ten traversers are bound to be with "draft", "elder brother", and "house fight". , "Gongdou" relationship, of course, the most heard are words like "My family is really cool on April [-]" and "My family is very dedicated".At that time, she sneered at it, but she didn't expect such things as time travel to actually happen to her.

Yao Jing hates time travel, especially the so-called "clear time travel". She can't see the benefits of the Qing Dynasty at all. Basically, she doesn't bother to read the history after the end of Ming Dynasty. Her understanding of this period of history is limited to middle school textbooks and exams. She knows about Yangzhou ten days, Jiading three massacres, shaved hair circle, literary prison, Nanjing treaty and Beijing treaty, and memorizes them for the exam. Losing a lot of money, watching a large piece of land being cut out, it hurts like giving away her things... I really can't see what's good in such an era.If you get in touch with bound feet, various archways, and various zombie movies (hey, be serious!)...then turn around and leave.

Because of such narrow-mindedness, she completely closed her ears to the Qing Dynasty and didn't want to listen to it. After the college entrance examination, she was even more eager to throw the last half of Chinese history into a corner to gather dust. It would be best if it rotted.Therefore, she couldn't tell which Jiulong Seizes the Inheritance. She only knew that the number of Kangxi's children was counted in dozens, but she didn't know what these people were called.Dozens of calculations, so many, and you are not a classmate of our class, why do you remember this?
Yao Jing gave Qing Dynasty a gorgeous back, and turned to her "Historical Records".She, Yao Jing, likes the Han and Tang Dynasties. Those who offend a strong man must be punished even if they are far away, and Tian Khan is so powerful.

But now, she is wearing...

The problem is that she has completely passed the dream age of praying for time travel, and she is not in the frustrated state of being helpless in real life and looking forward to time travel. Of course, she is not in the state of being bored enough to seek excitement in real life.Life can't be said to be smooth, but she can live on, and her job can't be called fat, but she is stable. She doesn't even think about leaving the unit and changing jobs, let alone leaving this world for time travel!

God of time travel, there are so many people who urgently need time travel waiting for you to go to Purdue, what is it to find me who doesn't want to leave? !

She obviously just fell into the water accidentally!

When I slowly regained consciousness, I spent it in a haze. I couldn't see or hear clearly. At one time, I drank too much sea water for myself, so that my brain was flooded and the whole person was broken.She used to think she was in the hospital, but later she could only see the color blocks a little distance away and heard a vague sound, she thought her life was over.Even Yao Jing, an atheist, recited all the names of gods and Buddhas she knew, and said in her heart that as long as it can make her healthy, she is willing to pay any price.

Just when Yao Jing was planning to plan the future over and over again in her head with "a disabled body and a strong mind", who knew!who knows!who knows!Who knew that she could see things clearly, hear voices clearly, and...found that she wanted to drink milk!Being breastfed!No matter what kind of word, as long as the word "bei" is added in front of it, it will have a strange meaning that makes people feel sick.See, the vows in front of the gods and Buddhas cannot be made casually, and you will worry when paying the bill!
No, the little baby doesn't even have a conversation, and he can't help but hmm and shush, and the teeth are just beginning to emerge... It's really painful...

She was homesick, her liver ached from thinking about it, and the gold and silver nests were not as good as her own kennel.There is nothing to do with servants, we have a mother who loves us!Although the sum of my own house is the size of a small milk baby's current territory, the family is very happy to live together!Yao Jing rubbed the corner of the quilt with the only deciduous tooth that had just erupted in a small head, and the gums were so painful that the snot and tears came down together, and the quilt was wet with saliva...

Babies are in the most innocent and happy era in their lives. God is blessed to prevent them from thinking too much. The task at this stage is to eat, drink, and sleep. Their brains are crazy. If they use too much, they will get sleepy. Yao Jing Thinking about it, she fell asleep involuntarily. In her dream, she was still lying on her own bed,...

(Some meat: Be content, you, this is the most worry-free time in your life, enjoy the present, and wait for the dreadful future.)
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