This scumbag is cheating

Chapter 228 Taikoo Void Dragon
"Hmm... the scene is extremely bloody." Lu Xiaochuan put away the frying pan, turned his head to block the curious Xiaomi, "It's not suitable for children, children should not watch it."

"Ah? Xiaomi wants to see it, Xiaomi wants to see it!" Just as Xiaomi poked out his little head coquettishly from behind him, a sharp scream came from behind.

The voice was a little immature, it was made by a girl.

Hearing the sound, Lu Xiaochuan's expression changed, and he quickly turned around, protecting Xiaomi behind him, holding a frying pan, and watching the bushes in the distance vigilantly.

Swishling, two figures, one big and one small, walked towards Lu Xiaochuan through the dense bushes.

The scream came from the cowardly little snake girl Sasha, and next to her was the opponent of this trip, the ancient virtual dragon.

"I'm sorry... You know, my family, Sasha, is a little timid." Taikoo Xulong came from a distance, and said in a slightly apologetic tone.

Ten minutes ago.

The father and daughter of the Primordial Xulong sneaking through the jungle suddenly heard a heart-warming singing.

Who on earth can sing such an earth-shattering singing voice.

Curious, puzzled.

The ancient imaginary dragon and the little snake girl, Shasha, approached quietly in the direction of the singing, wanting to find out.

Afterwards, they saw a green "noodle monster", which was smashed into gravy by Lu Xiaochuan, and at the same time, louder and louder "I'm going to school, the bird said early" came from the latter's mouth. out.

The two were amazed.

Before the immemorial virtual dragon could react, Sasha exclaimed.

Along the way, Primordial Xulong had a deep understanding of Shasha's timidity.

Seeing the caterpillar, the little snake girl will scream, but he can bear it, the snake girl is a little girl.

Seeing a mouse, the little snake girl will scream, well, the ancient virtual dragon expresses her understanding, this is a snake without dignity...

But, why did they scream when they saw a ball of "noodles"!
After being discovered by Lu Xiaochuan, Taikoo Xulong simply led the little snake girl out generously.

"It's you." Lu Xiaochuan recognized Taigu Xulong at a glance, and answered very naturally: "It's okay, it's okay, after all, not every child is as good as my Xiaomi. Are you right, Xiaomi."

"Yeah, Xiaomi is the best." Xiaomi added wittily.

The corner of Taikoo Xulong's mouth twitched, his heart was full of flaws.

Hey, hey, what's going on with this tone of voice like the neighbor's old lady showing off her children when she was a child?

"Hahaha." Taigu Xulong laughed a few times, glanced at the traces on the ground, and said lightly: "Brother Jun, did you just get a white jade bead?"

Looking at the frying pan dripping green juice in Lu Xiaochuan's hand, Taikoo Xulong tapped his head with his hand and continued.

"Oh, I'm asking for nothing...Brother Jun, this pot has just been unlocked."

"No, it was left by the cannibals in the jungle. I picked it up. What I unlocked was the skill..." Lu Xiaochuan said solemnly, "It's called One Punch Man, and he can blow up a hundred-meter-long snake with one punch! "

When he said the word "snake", he deliberately accentuated his accent, and at the same time stared at the little snake girl with a half-smile, like a strange sorghum.

"what!"

Not surprisingly, there was another scream.

The little snake girl was so frightened that she hid behind the ancient virtual dragon, trembling, and then found that her little tail couldn't cover it, and slowly, slowly, moved to the sight that the strange uncle on the opposite side couldn't see.

"Uh..." Taikoo Xulong didn't expect Lu Xiaochuan to make such a response, such behavior, he was at a loss for words for a while, and didn't know what to say.

Deep Well Ice!

"Let me tell you! Education should start from the baby!" Lu Xiaochuan changed his expression and said seriously: "Your daughter is too timid, we can use the ABA reinforcement law to teach step by step..."

"Brother Jun's education experience is really rich!" Taigu Xulong boasted insincerely.

"Good eyesight!" Lu Xiaochuan nodded, with a helpful expression, and continued.

"The full name of ABA is applied_behavior_analysis, translated as Applied Behavior Analysis.

The experimental results show that this method has a very obvious effect on the rehabilitation training of autistic children.It is very suitable for the situation of a noble lady..."

"Oh, my god! Stop, stop!" Taikoo Xulong stretched out his palm, rubbed his face, and said, "Brother, you are too deep into the drama!"

"Brother Long's breast augmentation..." Lu Xiaochuan shook his head, "As the saying goes, if you are a father for a day, you will be a father for the rest of your life. Since we are parents, we must take responsibility."

The Primordial Xulong was speechless.

What the hell you said makes sense, but, but, why do you feel that something is not right?

Lu Xiaochuan shook the frying pan, and said indifferently, "Brother Long, how many white jade beads did you get?"

"What white jade beads?" Taigu Xulong looked confused.

"Hehe." Lu Xiaochuan sneered.

"Well, I did get a white jade bead and unlocked a pretty good skill." Taikoo Xulong spread his hands, staring directly at Lu Xiaochuan, waiting for him to blow himself up.

"Oh. Awesome." Lu Xiaochuan gave a thumbs up, "As expected of a star player."

An awkward silence followed.

The two looked at each other, Xiaomi blinked her big blue eyes, not understanding what Papa and the others were doing.

Xiaomi's attention fell on the little snake girl behind the ancient virtual dragon, and she circled around, trying to observe the snake girl who hid herself from a side angle.

The little snake girl was scared, so she could only bury her head deeply in the thigh of the ancient virtual dragon, pretending that the father and daughter opposite did not see her.

"There are a lot of monsters here." Lu Xiaochuan glanced at the corpse of the vine monster behind him.

Taikoo Xulong was obviously taken aback when he heard the words, and then replied: "Well...you are right."

"Then, you and your daughter should be safe." Lu Xiaochuan said.

"Eh...you, you too." After finishing his words, the Primordial Xulong led the little snake girl back.

After about a few meters, he turned his head and said with a smile, "Actually, we just happened to pass by and came to say hello."

"I know." Lu Xiaochuan was noncommittal, "There will be a period later."

"There will be a period later, don't you realize it." Taikoo Xulong took a cautious look at Lu Xiaochuan, then picked up the little snake girl and left the place.

Lu Xiaochuan looked at the back that was drifting away, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"As expected of a top-ranked player, this scheming, tsk tsk..."

The seemingly ordinary conversation between the two was actually a series of temptations and confrontations.

Taigu Xulong wanted to take his white jade beads, and Lu Xiaochuan naturally had the same idea, but neither side knew the other's strength.

Thus, Taikoo Xulong spoke out to test.

But Lu Xiaochuan babbled, ran the train with his mouth full, and talked for a long time, which meant he didn't say anything.

Such a stalemate will not be of any benefit to both parties...

Lu Xiaochuan said that there are many monsters here, but he is actually saying that this place is very dangerous, and we temporarily reconcile.

The Primordial Xulong was also aware of the situation, so he agreed.

(End of this chapter)