This scumbag is cheating

Chapter 229 Useless!it's useless!
At the same time when Lu Xiaochuan met the father and daughter of Taikoo Xulong, on the other side of Rainbow Island.

Behind a huge rock near the beach, Wu Song looked solemnly at the white jade pillar not far away. Beside Wu Song stood a koala with fluffy hair and a dull face.

Koala opened a pair of dead fish-like eyes, the eyeballs were motionless, staring at the scene in front of him.

They are baby No. [-] Lala and player Wu Song.

But seeing a conspicuous blue and white pillar standing on the edge of the beach, under the pillar, a crab about the size of an adult is equally eye-catching.

With a hard shell, a pair of giant claws comparable to big iron tongs, two small eyes, and ferocious barbs all over the body, it is obvious that it is not a monster to be trifled with.

【Coconut Crab】

【Life value: 100%/100%】

【Magic Power: 2000/2000】

[Level: 20 stars]

[Attribute: Water]

[Skill: Blow]

【Weaknesses: Fire, Belly】

Coconut crabs live in tropical forests near the sea and are good tree climbers, especially good at climbing straight coconut trees, because they can use their strong double pincers to peel off the hard coconut shell and get their name from eating the coconut pulp.

"It's hard to do now..."

Walker Wu Song has a rough plan in mind, which is to let the koala lure the coconut crab away, and take the opportunity to destroy the Bai Yuzhu himself.

So, he turned his head and glanced at the koala bear.

Koala stared blankly at the coconut crab in the distance, as if feeling that his father was looking at him, he turned his head slowly, but the speed was a bit slow, like a movie played in slow motion.

"dad……"

There was a sudden pause.

"Huh?" Walker Wu Song frowned slightly.

After two or three seconds, Koala continued, "Crab..."

A black line appeared on Wu Song's forehead, and the expression on his face was like this: 囧.

Such a son, such a slow person, let him lead the coconut crab away, the rhythm of ten deaths and no life!

"Why don't you change it, I'll lure the coconut crab away, and my brat will destroy the white jade pillar?" Walker Wu Song thought.

However, can Xiong Zi's body destroy Bai Yuzhu?

"Hey."

Walker Wu Song sighed heavily.

"dad--"

"Huh?" Walker Wu Song frowned slightly, "What's wrong? Want to pee?"

"do not--"

"Huh?" Walker Wu Song resisted the urge to pinch the koala. If you weren't my son, I really wanted to strangle you to death. Your words can drive people to death!
"Scared." Koala stretched out his furry paws and tried to lift them up, trying to touch Wu Song's head.

Walker Wu Song was stunned for a moment, and for a moment, his heart was troubled.

In reality, Xingzhe Wu Song is a family man with a three-and-a-half-year-old son, but as a professional player, Xingzhe Wu Song spends most of his time training at the club...

Thinking of his lovely son, a smile appeared on Wu Song's mouth unconsciously.

In the world of adults, nothing is easy. Thinking about it carefully, it seems that I haven't been home for more than a week.

Playing games so hard by myself is not just for the sake of my family's food and clothing.

Walker Wu Song decided to play the game after finishing the copy, and then book a ticket to go home.

"Stay here and don't move. Dad will go out for a meeting. Remember, don't move!" Walker Wu Song repeatedly urged.

The koala bear nodded cutely, half understanding.

Walker Wu Song picked up a big stone and rushed towards the coconut crab calmly.

"Hi! Handsome guy, look this way!"

boom!
A large rock hit the coconut crab's skull without leaving any scars.

Click, click.

The coconut crab was irritated, and the giant claws mated, making a metallic sound.

"Angry? If you are angry, come and chase me! If you catch me, I will let you hehehe!" Walker Wu Song raised his middle finger, no matter whether the coconut crab understood his words or not.

Walker Wu Song wanted to lure the coconut crab deep into the jungle, and then circle back quietly.

As he expected.

The coconut crab got angry and went on a rampage, crawling like a spider, and rushed straight away.

Behind the rock, the koala bear looked at this scene, his eyes never turning, like a still life.

boom!
In the distance, the coconut crab raised its giant pincers and hit the ground, sending dust all over the sky.

Walker Wu Song fled in embarrassment.

"The crab... is hurting Dad..."

In the koala bear's pupils, a little blood color is slowly enlarging, and the hair all over the body has a faint bloody light!
Ow!

But hearing an earth-shattering beast roar, a three-meter-high blood-colored koala, with red eyes, stood on the huge rock and roared in the direction of the coconut crab!

"This is... koala's skill Beast Transformation?" Walker Wu Song turned his head, his eyes full of surprise.

boom!
The koala jumped down and went straight to the coconut crab!

……

On the edge of the jungle, in front of a swamp.

Dorayaki with Bitter Gourd Salad is riding a chubby panda, and beside him stands a man who looks a bit like Monkey King in Journey to the West.

Sun Wukong looked at the little golden monkey squatting by the side of the swamp, curiously stretching out his hand into the swamp mud, his eyes widened in vain.

"Fuck! Sun Xiaokong! Come back to me!" Sun Wukong shouted angrily.

Obviously, this is not the first time this has happened.

Sun Xiaokong turned his head reluctantly, and made a face at Sun Wukong.

"Father, I'm tired." It was the panda under Tongluosiu's ass with bitter gourd salad, making an aggrieved sound.

Bitter Gourd Cold Dorayaki patted the panda's butt, and said in an indisputable tone, "It's really useless, it's so tiring after walking a few steps! Back then, I should have shot you against the wall."

On the side, Sun Xiaokong's cheap father, Sun Wukong, with a bit of bitterness on the corner of his mouth, shook his head and smiled wryly: "It's useless! It's useless!"

"Hey." Bitter Gourd Salad Dorayaki sighed, "I don't know how the others are doing, I wonder if their babies are easy to get along with?"

Although the winner of the show is only a pair of families, this does not hinder the cooperation between players.

It is undoubtedly the fastest and most effective way to join forces to eliminate the other four families first, and then determine the winner.

Therefore, when Dorayaki with Bitter Gourd Salad and Sun Wukong met, after a brief communication, they reached a cooperation agreement.

"Don't worry, the system is fair." Monkey King replied.

"I know. It's just that the genius doctor Hua Tuo, the immemorial Xulong, and the traveler Wu Song are not simple characters." Bitter gourd salad and Tongluoshao said: "I'm afraid they will also form an alliance."

"No." Sun Wukong smiled and said to himself: "Hua Tuo, the genius doctor, is a loner and never likes to cooperate with others in the game; and Wu Song, the traveler, has a reckless mentality, so it is unlikely to cooperate with others... ..."

Bitter Gourd Salad and Dorayaki continued: "So, even if the Primordial Xulong wanted to form an alliance, he couldn't find anyone. But..."

"Ok?"

"Are we ignoring that there is another person, don't you realize?" Bitter gourd salad with dorayaki noodles was puzzled, "Brother Sun, have you heard of this person?"

"No." Sun Wukong shook his head.

Dorayaki stall with bitter gourd salad: "Don't look at me, I don't know either."

(End of this chapter)