This scumbag is cheating
Chapter 230 Baba is a big villain
Chapter 230 Baba is a big villain
On the east side of Rainbow Island, inside the forest, on a towering giant tree, countless mutated sparrows were chirping and making noise.
Under the tree, there were two figures, one big and one small, the player genius doctor Hua Tuo and a slightly fat duck.
"Father, they are talking." Sakura pricked up her ears and said.
"Sakura, can you understand what they are saying?" Hua Tuo, the genius doctor, looked at the fat duck suspiciously.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Xiaoying rubbed against the body of the genius doctor Hua Tuo like she was cute.
The miracle doctor Hua Tuo: "..."
"Speak human language." Hua Tuo, the genius doctor, said patiently.
"Dad, I'm sure I can understand! Baby, I'm an eighth-level Niaoyu professional."
The corner of Hua Tuo's mouth twitched.
bird language?Professional level eight?
Shout out to you!
"Did they say anything about Bai Zhuzi or anyone else?" Hua Tuo asked.
"Yes! Yes!" Sakura said excitedly.
"Quickly translate and translate." The genius doctor Hua Tuo's eyes lit up and he hurriedly urged.
"A bird said that under the pillar 500 meters to the west, there is a superman!"
The genius doctor Hua Tuo: "???"
"Another bird said, don't buy its eggs, it's a liar, and its eggs are not salty at all." Sakura's eyes lit up, and she wiped the saliva from the corners of her mouth, "Dad, are you going to give it to me?" Can Sakura buy salted eggs?"
"……Yes Yes Yes."
The genius doctor Hua Tuo's egg hurts, what are these sparrows discussing.
He glanced at Xiao Sakura suspiciously, or Xiao Sakura's bird language was not good enough.
No matter, let's go to the west first, it's not far anyway.
You can verify Sakura's language skills if you go there.
Ultraman?
"Let's go! Sakura!" said the miracle doctor Hua Tuo.
About half an hour later.
One person and one duck came to a gray-white pillar.
【White Jade Pillar - Beast Road】
[Type: drama related]
[Quality: Ordinary]
[Function: After entering a certain range, it can increase the birth speed of bird-type monsters]
[Whether the script can be brought out: No]
[Remarks: One of the 24 white jade pillars in Rainbow Island, number 1.Made of golden kidney treasure, it has a certain attraction to bird-type monsters. 】
Under the pillar, I saw a one-legged gray crane covered in gray and white, a little smaller than an adult. What is amazing is that there is a hemp hat made of straw in front of the gray crane.
I saw the hat was placed upside down on the ground, inside were fist-sized balls covered with black and gray spots.
In the air, there is a faint fragrance.
This is Salted Egg Superman?
This is salted egg?
The genius doctor Hua Tuo was a little dazed.
The gray crane raised its head, glanced at him humanely, and let out a high-spirited cry.
"Come here to buy salted eggs. You know the rules, so take out your treasures in exchange!" Xiaoying was beside her, and before the genius doctor Hua Tuo could speak, she couldn't wait to translate.
"Nimma! It really blinded my eyes." Hua Tuo, the genius doctor, exclaimed.
"Hey..." Xiao Ying hugged his calf and said coquettishly, "Dad, I want to eat eggs!"
"Okay. You go to the side first. Dad will buy you balls right away." The genius doctor Hua Tuo looked at the gray crane, clasped his fists with his hands, and made a creaking sound from his joints.
"Excited!"
"What do you want to do! Are you trying to grab my balls in broad daylight? Do you still have Wang Fa in your eyes?" Xiao Ying said with her lips curled up.
The genius doctor Hua Tuo: "Shut up."
Sakura: "Hey (you shut up)——"
"hold head high!"
"Father, it said, if you want to grab my balls, don't tell me! It's too bad, too bad!"
A black line appeared on Hua Tuo's forehead, "I mean, tell you to shut up."
"Whoa, whoa..."
……
A place deep inside the forest.
Lu Xiaochuan led Xiaomi, and they encountered many strange monsters along the way.
Most of them bypassed directly, and only chose to fight if it was really unavoidable.
The target is Bai Yuzhu, there is no need to fight to the end.
At this moment, more than half an hour has passed since Lu Xiaochuan and Taigu Xulong separated.
During this period, I didn't even touch a single white jade pillar. In the boundless forest, it seemed that wherever I went, the scene was exactly the same, and it was easy to get lost.
Fortunately, Lu Xiaochuan still knows some common sense of outdoor survival, but he can tell the direction.
However, as he got deeper and deeper into Rainbow Island, the monsters he encountered became more and more powerful, and Bai Yuzhu was urgently needed to improve his strength.
"Xiaomi, take a rest." Lu Xiaochuan stopped and turned around.
"Barbie, what's the matter?" Xiaomi looked up and asked suspiciously.
They had just rested, why did they rest again.
Is Barbie tired?
"Hush!" Lu Xiaochuan raised his finger, signaling Xiaomi to keep quiet.
"Wang Wang Wang-"
Faintly, a sound of dog barking came from the nearby bushes.
Lu Xiaochuan approached tiptoely, pushed aside the reeds that didn't reach half of his waist, and a wolf with a bluish-white body about the same length as a millet lay down on the ground, uttering muffled groans.
【Ghost Blue Wolf】
Rating: 15
Health: 11%/100%
Status: Poisoned
Skills: [Bite], [Strong Pounce]
Introduction: A stupid and cute wolf, because he was too stupid, he was abandoned by the wolves since he was a child
On the hind leg of the Nether Blue Wolf, there was a shocking wound, from which blood gushed out, staining the surrounding soil red.
If it is not treated, I believe it will not take long for this product to end its tragic wolf life.
"Barbie, it's a dog." Xiaomi's eyes lit up, and his tone was a little excited.
"Yeah." Lu Xiaochuan nodded, then turned around and asked, "Want to eat Xiaomi?"
Millet:"???"
"Papa, the dog is injured." Xiaomi said worriedly.
The Nether Blue Wolf seemed to have noticed them, turned his head slightly, and met the eyes of the two of them.
"Wang!"
The Nether Blue Wolf let out a fierce look, and let out a feeble growl.
Lu Xiaochuan shook his head and said seriously, "Xiaomi, Dad will tell you a story today called The Farmer and the Snake."
"Papa, Mama told this story. Kesu, Kesu, Xiaomi thinks the dog is so pitiful..." Xiaomi begged anxiously, "Papa, can we save it..."
"Ma Ma?"
Lu Xiaochuan was startled suddenly, and his voice changed.
"Xiaomi, Papa will tell you, the second story of the farmer and the snake."
That's a wolf, and the forest is full of dangers, he doesn't want to cause trouble, anyway, after a while, the Nether Blue Wolf will die, and there is no way to save it.
"One winter, a farmer found a frozen venomous snake. He put the snake in his arms to keep warm, but when he got home, he found that the snake still hadn't woken up.
The farmer put it into a jar. In order to make the snake recover soon, the farmer added 30g of ginseng, 30g of wolfberry, 100g of red dates and 1000ml of white wine to the jar.
Half an hour later, the snake really woke up, and before dying, it said: I am also drunk.
How about it, is this story interesting? "
Xiaomi was taken aback, and shouted at him: "Papa is a big villain!"
Lu Xiaochuan: "..."
(End of this chapter)
On the east side of Rainbow Island, inside the forest, on a towering giant tree, countless mutated sparrows were chirping and making noise.
Under the tree, there were two figures, one big and one small, the player genius doctor Hua Tuo and a slightly fat duck.
"Father, they are talking." Sakura pricked up her ears and said.
"Sakura, can you understand what they are saying?" Hua Tuo, the genius doctor, looked at the fat duck suspiciously.
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Xiaoying rubbed against the body of the genius doctor Hua Tuo like she was cute.
The miracle doctor Hua Tuo: "..."
"Speak human language." Hua Tuo, the genius doctor, said patiently.
"Dad, I'm sure I can understand! Baby, I'm an eighth-level Niaoyu professional."
The corner of Hua Tuo's mouth twitched.
bird language?Professional level eight?
Shout out to you!
"Did they say anything about Bai Zhuzi or anyone else?" Hua Tuo asked.
"Yes! Yes!" Sakura said excitedly.
"Quickly translate and translate." The genius doctor Hua Tuo's eyes lit up and he hurriedly urged.
"A bird said that under the pillar 500 meters to the west, there is a superman!"
The genius doctor Hua Tuo: "???"
"Another bird said, don't buy its eggs, it's a liar, and its eggs are not salty at all." Sakura's eyes lit up, and she wiped the saliva from the corners of her mouth, "Dad, are you going to give it to me?" Can Sakura buy salted eggs?"
"……Yes Yes Yes."
The genius doctor Hua Tuo's egg hurts, what are these sparrows discussing.
He glanced at Xiao Sakura suspiciously, or Xiao Sakura's bird language was not good enough.
No matter, let's go to the west first, it's not far anyway.
You can verify Sakura's language skills if you go there.
Ultraman?
"Let's go! Sakura!" said the miracle doctor Hua Tuo.
About half an hour later.
One person and one duck came to a gray-white pillar.
【White Jade Pillar - Beast Road】
[Type: drama related]
[Quality: Ordinary]
[Function: After entering a certain range, it can increase the birth speed of bird-type monsters]
[Whether the script can be brought out: No]
[Remarks: One of the 24 white jade pillars in Rainbow Island, number 1.Made of golden kidney treasure, it has a certain attraction to bird-type monsters. 】
Under the pillar, I saw a one-legged gray crane covered in gray and white, a little smaller than an adult. What is amazing is that there is a hemp hat made of straw in front of the gray crane.
I saw the hat was placed upside down on the ground, inside were fist-sized balls covered with black and gray spots.
In the air, there is a faint fragrance.
This is Salted Egg Superman?
This is salted egg?
The genius doctor Hua Tuo was a little dazed.
The gray crane raised its head, glanced at him humanely, and let out a high-spirited cry.
"Come here to buy salted eggs. You know the rules, so take out your treasures in exchange!" Xiaoying was beside her, and before the genius doctor Hua Tuo could speak, she couldn't wait to translate.
"Nimma! It really blinded my eyes." Hua Tuo, the genius doctor, exclaimed.
"Hey..." Xiao Ying hugged his calf and said coquettishly, "Dad, I want to eat eggs!"
"Okay. You go to the side first. Dad will buy you balls right away." The genius doctor Hua Tuo looked at the gray crane, clasped his fists with his hands, and made a creaking sound from his joints.
"Excited!"
"What do you want to do! Are you trying to grab my balls in broad daylight? Do you still have Wang Fa in your eyes?" Xiao Ying said with her lips curled up.
The genius doctor Hua Tuo: "Shut up."
Sakura: "Hey (you shut up)——"
"hold head high!"
"Father, it said, if you want to grab my balls, don't tell me! It's too bad, too bad!"
A black line appeared on Hua Tuo's forehead, "I mean, tell you to shut up."
"Whoa, whoa..."
……
A place deep inside the forest.
Lu Xiaochuan led Xiaomi, and they encountered many strange monsters along the way.
Most of them bypassed directly, and only chose to fight if it was really unavoidable.
The target is Bai Yuzhu, there is no need to fight to the end.
At this moment, more than half an hour has passed since Lu Xiaochuan and Taigu Xulong separated.
During this period, I didn't even touch a single white jade pillar. In the boundless forest, it seemed that wherever I went, the scene was exactly the same, and it was easy to get lost.
Fortunately, Lu Xiaochuan still knows some common sense of outdoor survival, but he can tell the direction.
However, as he got deeper and deeper into Rainbow Island, the monsters he encountered became more and more powerful, and Bai Yuzhu was urgently needed to improve his strength.
"Xiaomi, take a rest." Lu Xiaochuan stopped and turned around.
"Barbie, what's the matter?" Xiaomi looked up and asked suspiciously.
They had just rested, why did they rest again.
Is Barbie tired?
"Hush!" Lu Xiaochuan raised his finger, signaling Xiaomi to keep quiet.
"Wang Wang Wang-"
Faintly, a sound of dog barking came from the nearby bushes.
Lu Xiaochuan approached tiptoely, pushed aside the reeds that didn't reach half of his waist, and a wolf with a bluish-white body about the same length as a millet lay down on the ground, uttering muffled groans.
【Ghost Blue Wolf】
Rating: 15
Health: 11%/100%
Status: Poisoned
Skills: [Bite], [Strong Pounce]
Introduction: A stupid and cute wolf, because he was too stupid, he was abandoned by the wolves since he was a child
On the hind leg of the Nether Blue Wolf, there was a shocking wound, from which blood gushed out, staining the surrounding soil red.
If it is not treated, I believe it will not take long for this product to end its tragic wolf life.
"Barbie, it's a dog." Xiaomi's eyes lit up, and his tone was a little excited.
"Yeah." Lu Xiaochuan nodded, then turned around and asked, "Want to eat Xiaomi?"
Millet:"???"
"Papa, the dog is injured." Xiaomi said worriedly.
The Nether Blue Wolf seemed to have noticed them, turned his head slightly, and met the eyes of the two of them.
"Wang!"
The Nether Blue Wolf let out a fierce look, and let out a feeble growl.
Lu Xiaochuan shook his head and said seriously, "Xiaomi, Dad will tell you a story today called The Farmer and the Snake."
"Papa, Mama told this story. Kesu, Kesu, Xiaomi thinks the dog is so pitiful..." Xiaomi begged anxiously, "Papa, can we save it..."
"Ma Ma?"
Lu Xiaochuan was startled suddenly, and his voice changed.
"Xiaomi, Papa will tell you, the second story of the farmer and the snake."
That's a wolf, and the forest is full of dangers, he doesn't want to cause trouble, anyway, after a while, the Nether Blue Wolf will die, and there is no way to save it.
"One winter, a farmer found a frozen venomous snake. He put the snake in his arms to keep warm, but when he got home, he found that the snake still hadn't woken up.
The farmer put it into a jar. In order to make the snake recover soon, the farmer added 30g of ginseng, 30g of wolfberry, 100g of red dates and 1000ml of white wine to the jar.
Half an hour later, the snake really woke up, and before dying, it said: I am also drunk.
How about it, is this story interesting? "
Xiaomi was taken aback, and shouted at him: "Papa is a big villain!"
Lu Xiaochuan: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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