CHIEF agent, the goddess is coming

Chapter 269 Spoof Stupid God Extra Story (End of the play)

[Spoof Shabi God extra episode (exciting must-see)]:
PS: The stories about many supporting characters are too abusive, such as: Xu and Bing Yuxi; Shao Dongxu and Shao Nanxu; Tian Yu and Bing Jie; Luo Xueying and Feng Yunting; Yi Jieli and Yun Che; and Fan Because of being single with Yan Li, Lan Zhifeng and Nan Kongzawa.In order to make up for the young hearts of the fans, I decided to create a spoof and hilarious little theater episode, laughing proudly~~
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Director Yu coughed very solemnly, "Ahem, comrades, I have officially finished the main text! Everyone has worked hard recently, so feel free to raise any comments or ideas!"

Yi Jieli was lazily sitting on the VIP chair, while putting on her makeup leisurely: "I said Director Yu, why do you want me to be with that sullen monster, Yun Che, who has a heart and a heart? He obviously likes Fan Because, in the plot, I love him deeply and deeply. But why did I fall in love with that guy so easily later on? If you want to talk about Yun Che——the sense of responsibility is not as strong as that of the Lun family, and his looks are not as cold and handsome. , and no one else has a clear mind, I think it won't be long before I marry him, and I will help him wipe out mistresses all over the world!"

After listening to this, the director hurriedly took a rag to wipe off the cold sweat, and hurriedly apologized with a shameless smile: "Hey, short oil~~I asked Miss Yi, the plot needs it~~~Because of the shortage of funds, the manuscript fee is not much, and the time is too tight, so I have to The plug-in has been shrunk! Let you be with Yun Che directly, so as to save you from having bloody disputes and sadistic love triangles with that ice cave of Fan Yin and that stinky peacock of Yun Che. It’s Out! What is required now is fast development and fast pace! Also, to highlight the protagonist’s love, how much brain cells will be spent on labor and capital to write your bloody love triangle, and most importantly, it will cost me a lot of money and Pen and ink!"

Yi Jieli frowned, and threw a bottle of nail polish towards the director
The director was so frightened that he ran away quickly, and roared angrily: "I'm coming, Yijieli, you're rebelling, aren't you—"

Not to be outdone, Yi Jieli protested loudly: "Damn it, the director won't bring you such a wretched director who pretends to be a good person! You are so lazy and swollen, why don't you eat shit - it's not fair to me, let me tell you , I am a distinguished guest specially invited by President Gao Shangshi. I will bear it if you write me as a supporting role. But at least let Yun Che chase me for a while longer, and then let Fan Yin realize that his true love is me, it is me, it is not Bing Yuxi! I’m here and then regret it and come to chase me, this kind of bloody drama is the favorite of others to watch! Hahahaha~~~~”

Fan Yin coughed seriously, "I almost forgot to say that we are all acting, and the person I like is actually Yan Li!"

"What—" Yi Jieli's eyes turned white, and she immediately passed out.
The director looked at Fan Yin buttoning his booger, "Because of Tanmei Lily or something, I feel so perverted. In fact, the two of you have already known about your basic love, labor and management, and you think you can get away with being prudish. But you have no choice but to open your mouth." I just turned a blind eye to the past, and the next thing is to write that you both like the same heroine, and it would be nice to write that you two are good brothers and friends, not because a woman can kill each other!"

Yan Li took a piece of handkerchief to wipe away his tears, and Li Hua looked at Fan Yin rainingly: "Wuuuu, Lingtang, our whereabouts have been exposed~~~~"

Director Yi hurriedly fled the scene, shouting: "Ah, it's halftime now, you can love each other well, and no one will disturb you." Beautiful!
When I was just running, I bumped into a man who was heroic, sunny and gentle.Director Yi immediately smiled gently: "Hehe, are you Shao Dongxu or Shao Nanxu?"

"you guess!"

"Um, you should be Shao Dongxu, Shao Nanxu is the perfect and elegant image of a princely and warm man, so you won't be joking!" Director Yu rubbed his nose and said to himself.

Shao Nanxu smiled modestly, looked at Director Yu with a smile and said, "Wrong, I am Shao Nanxu!"

Director Yi was stunned, "What kind of horse?"

Shao Nanxu's expression became serious and he became excited, "Director Yu, I am very grateful for you writing me so perfectly, but for the sake of Mao, I didn't even play tricks in the whole audience, what you wrote were all memories! And you are very shameless At the end of the article, I said, do you want Xu to be resurrected? Will Xu be resurrected? Are you looking forward to their duel? You don’t know that I will appear on the stage, so I look forward to it, and the fans also look forward to it. The master competed, and I believe that with my super handsome appearance and excellent character, I can definitely win the heroine. But in the end, I still didn’t appear on the stage, but you found a substitute that killed a thousand knives to ruin my image! Take a look! I was so angry when I saw that twin brother who killed Matt and imitated me everywhere, I wanted to rush up and tell everyone that that person was a fake, a counterfeit, and I was the real one! But, in the end You actually said that I have always been dead, just a beautiful fantasy, my heart is broken, and so are the hearts of the audience. No, you must make it up to me, or I will never end with you! Sister Bing Yuxi was originally You love me so intensely, no matter what, you want to be with me!"

The director wiped off his cold sweat, "Oh, I have no other choice! Who made you too strong, the heroine will definitely follow you as soon as you play, but Feng Yilie is the hero, there is no way, only you die Now, find a counterfeit, highlight the hero's bravery, and the plot will develop smoothly!"

"It's not like there are no second men in the world who counterattack!" Shao Nanxu retorted.

"Uh, what about this—"

Shao Nanxu continued: "Is Feng Yilie's love as great as mine? Have I ever betrayed and distrusted the heroine? Feng Yilie has, isn't there an episode where he misunderstood the heroine or something?"

Director Yi hurriedly explained: "Oh, well, the hero and heroine must have had a rough experience with ups and downs! It's normal for young couples to misunderstand and quarrel. Is there such a perfect couple as you in the world? You The relationship with Bing Yuxi is unreal and lacks a sense of reality!"

Shao Nanxu snorted coldly, "I don't care, I also like Xi'er in real life! I'll give you a little more money to make up a special episode called "If there is no wind, if Xu is resurrected"!"

As soon as Director Yi heard Qian, his eyes glowed golden and he said, "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you! But the name of the episode has been changed to "If Rebirth"!"

"That's pretty much the same, whatever you want! I'm going to strike up a conversation with Xi'er. I'm not with her in the play. In reality, I must snatch her back from Feng Yilie! Don't say I'm generous and tolerant, I am too. Selfish, want to compete with me for protecting Xi'er for many years, let's dream!" Shao Nanxu smiled triumphantly, in narcissism.

The director wiped away his tears, I'm sorry, Feng Yilie, I'm sorry for you——

After Shao Nanxu left, Bingjie looked at Director Yu coldly: "I am an extremely young and handsome young man, you actually let me play the role of father, you are convinced!"

Bing Yuxi also ran over to complain, and cried bitterly: "You still want me to play two roles alone, and let me play Tian Yu, woo, do I still want to have a sadomasochistic relationship with my father? Now the sisters are laughing at her. I, the director, you are responsible!"

Feng Yilie finally caught up with Bingjuanxi and kissed her tears away, "Xi'er, don't cry, I'll clean up the babysitter for you!"

Feng Yilie looked at Director Yu sharply, "Dare to make my Xi'er cry, are you courting death—"

Not to be outdone, Director Yi said, "Hmph, I'll write you to death in the next scene, and then let Bing Yuxi and Shao Nanxu be together!"

"you dare--"

"Don't dare!" Director Yu shrinks his neck in fright, but he must not let Feng Yilie know that he has added a special episode with Xu and Bing Yuxi, or his own end of the world will come!
At this time, the most dissatisfied was Lan Yifeng, who complained: "Director Yu, other screenwriters have written such a fierce competition for the supporting role as the heroine, but you are the laziest! It was mentioned many times in the article that I want to compete for Bing Yuxi , but, in the end, I gave up without doing anything, what kind of shit is this?"

Lan Xinyu cried and protested, "It's not fair, I am the most unlucky one. Didn't I agree that I would enter the school disguised as a woman? Such a good foreshadowing should find me a good male partner, but I was thrown out of the cannon fodder. Already!"

The director wiped off the cold sweat and explained: "Writing about you is too wasteful of brain cells and pen and ink. The main line is gangster love and hatred. Of course you cannon fodder. I originally wanted to write, but because the number of words is too many, I omitted it!"

Everyone despises the director——

At this time, Feng Haohao also came over, and said with great contempt: "It was mentioned many times in the article that I want to dominate the family business and compete with Bing Yuxi, but, I didn't take any action, I just called Ye Xinrong Being a rival in love adds to the chaos. It’s fine to put my parents in jail. You can write down my superb revenge plan in detail, but you, let me be killed by the eclipse gang Shao Dongxu! Tell me, talk about it Look!"

The director hugged his head, "What can I do? I've written too much about the wealthy business wars. You guys don't sing, and there's no audience to watch when you go on stage, so you can just ignore it! Besides, you're not the ultimate boss, why are you here?" Add more drama for you, and the audience will not know you without perception.

Everyone retorted, "Isn't it your fault?"

One person asked, "Where's Minasorazawa?"

One person replied: "The concert is gone, it's not easy for the director to invite the idol king!"

At this time, Noah also came over, protesting with a stinky face: "You portrayed me so ugly in the article, so tasteless, and black lipstick, lip your sister! I am obviously beautiful and refined. Damn, why did you call me so poisonous, and finally let me commit suicide! Director, why don't you eat shit!"

The director retorted, "Your image is so good, why didn't I portray you that well?"

"Shut up—" everyone said in unison.

An Qingxuan and Ye Xinrong also came over, and looked at Director Yu contemptuously together: "The scriptwriters have written the supporting actress so deeply that the audience can't forget it, but you, you cannon fodder us all at once. Already! Originally, acting in this drama would greatly increase my popularity, but now it’s all over, my career as a star has come to naught again!”

Director Yu argued, "Yi Jieli is the supporting actress, okay?"

"shut up--"

The husband and wife Feng Yunting and Luo Xueying looked at the director: "If we talk about this drama, there are a lot of bad things! The underground palace that we agreed to be thrilling, and the love between me and Feng Yunting will also be sadistic and sad. In the end, it was all shrunk by you, where is your strength?"

Director Yu smiled and said, "Isn't it because I don't have enough spare energy and energy? The updates in the middle of the night are all in the state of naked updates on the spot. For a while, Cave has no inspiration and has to shrink, but the story is still very exciting, isn't it? what?"

"Papapapa—" A rotten egg flew towards the director, "You wait for me, you are all cannon fodder for the next play—"

[Hehe, it's obviously a self-satisfaction about the small theater outside the Gods!Don't misunderstand that it's not a real acting phenomenon!This episode is purely spoof entertainment. 】

It is my first work for "Evil and Charming Palace Master, Overlord and Mysterious School Flower Agent"!Presumably everyone knows it, so I won’t say much here!
This article is my favorite.In fact, every character is carefully created by me, as well as every affectionate and unforgettable memory of the past and fragments of the story.

Through writing, my logical ideas are also growing.For writing, I still pay attention.But the article is updated very late every day, and I apologize for making everyone read the article with a panda eye.

Of course, when writing an article, it is inevitable that there will be times when I encounter a Cave or a nude update, and I want to stop writing, but in order to give you an explanation, I must continue to fabricate it logically.

I also apologize for the many mistakes in the titles of characters and typos in the article.The update is too fast and there are too many words, and I don’t have so much energy to check it. Every day is an update of [-] words, and every time I update it at night, I will be exhausted.

As for the next step, I would like to thank everyone for their support and encouragement to me all the time.Anyone who likes my work can join the group!

I am also very moved by the poignant and beautiful love between Xu and Bing Tuanxi that is doomed to have no borderline.In fact, the character Xu died at the beginning of the article, so it is destined to be a tragedy.

The article "Sister of the Evil and Charming Palace, Overlord and Mysterious School Flower Agent" is based on the background of the underworld business giants, and many aspects involved are also very profound. Originally, this article was expected to only write 60 words, but the number of words is far away More than I could have imagined.And here, I am also afraid that everyone will think that the number of words is too many and impatient to read, so I plan to finish it as soon as possible.Regarding the issue of shrinkage in many places, I also consider that there is no need to write in detail, including Lan Xinyu and Lan Yanfeng An Qingxuan. I am not interested in those things.The main plot is still based on Bing Yuxi and Feng Yilie, as well as some organizations fighting.

Finally, thank you to everyone who has been with me through these long months, including some diving parties!
"Full text"

Xue Cong Mio Chong
Nov. 2015, 7

Shanghai
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