me and a divorced housewife

Chapter 93
Zhang Ya didn't seem to see me at first, she only saw me after she came out, and exaggeratedly called out like a conditioned reflex.

If you scream, you can scream, but after screaming, you didn’t move, and you stood there, asking me, “Why didn’t you notify me when you came back!”

I said, "Sister, can you put on your clothes first and then we can talk?"

She seemed to realize that she was not wearing any clothes, and hurried into the bathroom again.

I felt my heart pounding. Although I had seen her body before, I still felt instinctively excited when I saw her again. I felt that my body was slowly heating up. Although I knew in my heart that I was not good, I still managed to I can't help my body.

After a while, Zhang Ya came out, and I couldn't help being stunned. It turned out that after she went in, she came out wearing only a thin vest and briefs, and the hurdle vest was still mine!It's loose and sticks to the body, so you can see everything clearly. It's better not to wear it!

She didn't seem to have any embarrassment, she came out and said to me, "Why didn't you say anything when you came back, and you hid here, deliberately trying to peep, didn't you?"

"Elder sister, please be logical even if you wrong someone, okay?" I said, "This is my home, do I have to report to you before I come back? Besides, how do I know that you are taking a bath? Besides, even if you are In the shower, how would I know that you came out with nothing on?"

"Then when I went in, there was no one else, and I was alone at home. Do I need to wear another dress?" Zhang Ya said.

"Don't you wear nothing when you're home alone?"

"Little kid, don't inquire about my private life." Zhang Ya laughed.

"I didn't mean that." I said, "but please, this is my house, please restrain yourself a little bit? Please put on your clothes, and put on your own clothes. Who asked you to wear my clothes? I Do you agree?"

"Why are you so stingy?" She pinched my nose and said, "It's your honor to wear your clothes, sister. How about it? Does it look good? Isn't it very sexy to wear your clothes?"

As she spoke, she stood up and puffed her chest out.

"Sexy, sexy, you're hotter than Madonna, please sit down, okay?" I said.

In fact, it is indeed very sexy, especially she only wears a pair of underwear, and the underwear is tightly stretched on the fat and tender buttocks, just looking at it makes seven holes bleed.

"Then who do you think is sexy, Liu Ruyue or me?" Zhang Ya continued to ask.

"This...how should I answer? Each has its own merits." I replied ambiguously.

"What's this? No, I have to choose one?" She leaned over as she spoke, almost touching me, and I could smell the unique scent of a young woman on her body, which made me even more nervous.

"You you you! You are sexy, you are the sexiest!" I quickly replied.

Zhang Ya said with satisfaction, "That's about the same." She sat up from the sofa and said, "I've already cooked, let's eat."

As he spoke, he walked into the kitchen with a twist of his buttocks.

Soon the dishes came out, I was stunned, "Just one dish?"

"Then what do you mean?" Zhang Ya said, "I know how to cook this dish. I don't usually cook. I cook for you. Don't talk so much."

"Okay, okay." I said, "I shut up, it's not easy for you, you cook for me yourself, I'm so moved that tears are about to fall, you've worked hard."

Only then was she satisfied, and said with a smile, "It's pretty much the same. Also, don't say it's not delicious, you must eat it all."

"Isn't this too difficult? I haven't eaten it yet, so how do I know if it's delicious?" I said.

"No matter what, I have to say it's delicious. I made this with my own hands. It's not easy." Zhang Ya said.

"Okay, delicious, delicious, really delicious! I can't help but make an appointment for tomorrow." I said.

She chuckled, "You're so funny."

She lifted the plate on top of the dish, and I was surprised. It turned out that the special dish she mentioned was fried rice, just one dish, and it was still fried rice, and from the looks of it, it probably wasn’t very tasty. , because the rice is black, the chili is also black, it smells a pungent taste, I don't know what kind of condiment it is.

"Eat, what are you doing in a daze?" she said.

"Eat, eat, eat." I took a bowl she gave me, and took a small bite. As expected, it was not only bad, it was simply unpalatable.I don't know if she added curry or other ingredients. It had a weird taste. I took a bite and I really didn't want to eat it. This is far from Liu Ruyue's craftsmanship, but after all, she made it herself. I had no choice but to endure the discomfort and force myself to take it, like swallowing medicine, but fortunately, it was not much, and it was still within my tolerance.

As I was thinking about it, she asked, "Is it delicious?"

I reluctantly nodded, "Delicious."

She was very happy, picked up her plate, and poured it all into my bowl, "Eat more if it tastes good."

"Why don't you eat?" I asked.

"I..." she laughed, "I'm suddenly not hungry anymore."

"Come on, you tasted it and found it unpalatable, so you didn't eat it?" I said.

"Who said that the food I cook can't taste good." She said forcefully.

"Since it's delicious, eat it." I said, "I'll eat as much as you like."

"Don't be ignorant, boy," she said, "Let me tell you, I seldom cook for others, my mother. There are not many men in this world who have eaten my cooking."

"I don't think there are many, are they all poisoned to death?" I said.

She chuckled, "Nonsense! They're clamoring that they can't eat enough, you eat it up for me, or I won't be happy, and I won't make it for you in the future."

"Pull it down!" I said, "It's a pity that Liu Ruyue entrusted you to cook for me. If I eat your cooking for a few days, she probably won't see me when she comes back."

"Stop talking nonsense, do you want to eat or not?" Zhang Ya said.

"Eat." I said, "In this way, to be fair, I will eat as much as you eat, no more and no less, how about it?"

Zhang Ya smiled, "Forget it, I'm afraid I'll be poisoned to death too."

"You still have self-knowledge." I said.

"I don't know what's going on." Zhang Ya said, "I obviously followed the program on the phone, how did I make it like this?"

I was even more surprised, "If you are in love, you know one dish, or fried rice, and you still learn and sell it from your mobile phone?"

"Nonsense!" Zhang Ya said, "This is called curry beef fried rice, what kind of fried rice, is it earthy or not?"

"Curry beef fried rice?" I laughed, "Where's the beef?"

"Yes." Zhang Ya picked up a small object from the middle of the rice grains with chopsticks and said, "Isn't this beef?"

I took a closer look, took it, tasted it, and frowned, "Is this beef?"

"Of course." Zhang Ya said, "There is no beef in the refrigerator. I took it out of the instant noodle seasoning bag."

I almost collapsed, "Sister, can that thing be called beef?"

"Isn't it?" Zhang Ya said, "What I disassembled was braised beef noodles. Isn't the condiment in it beef?"

"Sister, do I think you are really stupid or just pretending to be stupid? Can the beef be used for cooking?" I couldn't laugh or cry.

"Can't it?" Zhang Ya didn't understand why.

"Thanks to Liu Ruyue for asking you to cook for me, my God, not only do you have no cooking skills, you don't even have common sense."

She seemed to have come to her senses, and said, "It's because it has to be delicious! It's not my fault, it's because the beef is not good, it must be like this, so don't worry, I'll buy some good beef tomorrow and make you another meal , this time it will be fine, just wait and see."

"It's almost time, big sister. I'll accept your wish. If you don't want to kill someone, why don't you do it?" I said.

"Then you haven't eaten, what should you do?" Zhang Ya said.

"Let's go, let's eat downstairs." I said.

"You invite me?" Zhang Ya said.

"Okay, although the cooking is not very good, but there is hard work without credit, I invite you."

"Great!" She kissed me hard on the forehead, "Let's go!"

I was taken aback, "Are you going to wear this?"

Only then did she react, and hurried to change her clothes.

We were eating western food downstairs. When we came out, she suddenly took my arm. I looked at her in surprise, and she said, "Look, it's just a little cold."

I had to let her hold it.

After a while, she said, "Actually, I found it quite enjoyable to be with you."

"Is it happier than being with Dr. Song?" I teased.

"Don't mention him, idiot." Zhang Ya said.

"Can't he?" I asked.

"Why are you asking so many questions?" Zhang Ya glared at me.

I laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Zhang Ya said.

"No laughing."

"Don't laugh at him, can you? Just laugh at him." Zhang Ya said.

This kind of topic came up suddenly, and it was said so bluntly and blatantly, which made me feel both embarrassed and inexplicably excited.

"Can I tell you this kind of secret?" I smiled.

"If you can't do it, you can't do it. I think you are also a silver-like wax gun head, which looks good but is not useful." Zhang Ya laughed.

"Nonsense! You know I have a nickname."

"What?" she said.

"One Night Thirteen Langs." I said.

In fact, I was talking nonsense, this is what the monkey said about himself every time he brags, and I used it to fight back against Zhang Ya when I was out of breath.

After I finished speaking, I also felt that what I said was a bit too explicit.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Ya said curiously, "Really? What you said is weird to me."

"Why is that weird?" I asked puzzled.

"I won't tell you." Zhang Ya said.

I had no choice but to keep silent. After a while, she said half-jokingly, "Yu Hao, let's try it tonight?"

I was taken aback and looked at her with a faint smile, not sure if I was joking or telling the truth.

(End of this chapter)