time to cook rain

Chapter 3 Strange Logic
Hecheng, who just opened the door of the dormitory, immediately looked around, and finally snatched the water Nana was drinking and drank it. Nana asked me in a daze, did you abuse her?I shook my head reflexively, I swear I didn't, but it had something to do with me.

The first sentence He Cheng put down the cup after drinking was
"Damn, men are more popular than women these days. I feel that our women's status is seriously threatened. The future of this world may be dominated by their men. I can't imagine how two men are together. I used to think that homosexuality was just something that idiot authors thought of to fool the people, but I didn’t expect such a thing to happen.”

She said it in a very excited tone. Su Qian was about to persuade her, but she quickly chuckled. Su Qian was wondering if she was stimulated and her spirit was a little turbulent. Her next sentence The words completely overturned Su Qian's thoughts, and Su Qian was sure that she was normal.

He Cheng said with a chuckle, "Even if it is their men's world, they will only be rampant for a whole age, because they can't reproduce."

Nana replied calmly, "Technology is so advanced now, maybe it will be possible in the future."

He Cheng looked at Nana with disdain.

"Really? You let the rooster lay a goose egg"

He Cheng continued, "Even if there was one, I would be [-]% sure that the scientist's wife or husband must be a man."

Su Qian couldn't bear to discuss this issue in front of me, so she interrupted the trend of the two people's thoughts at this time, but Su Qian regretted it the next moment, and Su Qian would rather they discuss the topic just now.

After Hecheng realized it, he began to attack and comfort Su Qian a series of blows and comforts as someone who had been there. Su Qian looked at Nana with an expression that she deserved it, leaving Su Qian completely speechless.

In their spare time, they like to discuss life with Cheng Pengguang, an older leftover man in the Department of Stomatology. In fact, the three of us are constantly hitting others. on the attack.Seeing his sighing and speechless expression, the few of us laughed shamelessly.

So they called him "Second Cousin"

The few of them came to Dr. Pengguang's office together in their spare time, but they were shocked by the characters and images inside as soon as they entered the door. Cheng Pengguang posed like a thinker and contracted violently in a kind of extremely painful thinking. Frowning, furrowed brows, arms resting on cheeks, low torso, and bent lower limbs, it seems that all the details of the human body are driven by an invisible pressure, tightly gathered and shrunk inward, as if he is dignified and dignified. Deep thinking is dictated by the strength of the whole body.

If there is a human body statue imitation competition, the three of them will definitely vote for him, not because they are familiar with him, but because he does it very well. However, the three of them firmly disagree with the words he said. Vote for him, and even know why he has been single for so long, because not only does he have a face that needs to be beaten, but God also gave him a character that needs to be beaten for buying one get one free.

He maintained the posture of a thinker, and sighed slowly: "A philosopher said that single women will become crazy after a long time, so I have always understood your behavior."

He Cheng smiled calmly after hearing this, and said, "Then have you heard that philosopher said that there are two types of men who are often dumped.

One is that he is mentally ill and indirectly abandoned by society, and the second is that he is shameless and proud of himself.

But congratulations, you are the only third type, one plus two equals three, you have a sick mind and were indirectly abandoned by the society, and you are still proud of yourself when you get home shamelessly. "

The second cousin may have been in the pose of a thinker for too long, and he was a little unsteady when he got up. Hecheng looked at him with disdain, and then he walked to the chair and sat down very coolly, and asked Cheng Hecheng seriously, " May I ask He Cheng, where did you judge that I was sick?"

He Cheng also sat across from him very seriously and started her diagnosis and announced the reason for the result.

"Because I can't understand a stomatologist asking the three angels (she glanced at Su Qian and Nana naturally): What's more disgusting than eating a pile of shit?"

And the three angels, in view of their own temperament and self-cultivation (Su Qian admitted that Su Qian burst out laughing when He Cheng talked about temperament and self-cultivation, but because of their queen status, she was determined not to laugh, so Su Qian held back)

"When you didn't intend to answer the question you asked, but you just said the answer on your own, and the answer was even more disgusting than the question you asked, I was thinking when I heard your question There must be nothing more disgusting than your question, I didn't expect that I would be messed up after hearing your answer, I didn't expect it to happen."

He Cheng brushed her hair and continued, Su Qian knew that she was going to start a lawsuit.

"That's not the point, the point is that you can ask yourself and answer yourself when no one is talking to you, okay! I admit that asking and answering yourself is nothing.

The most unbearable thing is that you were lying on the table and laughing after receiving the contemptuous gazes of the three angels after asking and answering your own questions. The three of us struggled for three days and couldn’t understand what you were laughing at. What, so we conclude that you are insane. "

Also, "I was curious for a while why no one took out the garbage in your office. After my investigation, I found out that you were dumped by A Hong, the cleaner. Well, I admit that A Hong is the flower of cleaning, but I still can't understand your taste, when Ah Hong proudly said this, God knows how much we wanted to tell the world that we didn't know you."

"It's not a big deal. A girlfriend you made later came to the hospital to find you, but you even introduced your ex-girlfriend to them? It's not a big deal. The key is that you took a teacher's chiffon skirt and Compared with Ah Hong's floral village girl dress, no one can bear your superior and different tastes, of course the ending is that the teacher broke up with you because of your unique tastes."

So, our re-judgment once again proved that you are indeed sick.

"You now understand why you are single, and finally understand why you are frequently dumped?"

The second cousin had the same expression. It turned out that Qin Shu broke up with me because I compared her skirt with Ah Hong's skirt. It turned out that it was not a matter of my personality charm, but that the two had different personalities and tastes. This has always been a problem for me, and now I finally know.

The second cousin always has a characteristic that puts his personality charm first, no matter who is dumped, he will find excuses to pull the reason from personality to character, so he has always had the idea that no one knows the hero, waiting for the heroine appeared to rescue him.

According to He Cheng's thinking, the second cousin is standing in W City in June, looking up at the sky and waiting for the snowflakes to come. Su Qian has always thought that this sentence is a bit vicious but it is the most realistic.

The morning of the weekend still really kicked off with their chattering quarrels.

A few days ago, the high-heeled shoes that Hecheng ordered on Taobao arrived. Now the online shopping logistics is always very good. The shoes arrived in a few days. Hecheng’s pair of shoes are said to be as tall as the legendary 14cm.

For Su Qian, who was wearing flat shoes, these shoes might be able to support her. The feet of the three of them are all the same size, but Nana's height of 172cm must be a little bigger than the two of them.

Su Qian watched He Cheng take apart the shoes with full expectation, and looked at how careful she was with those shoes, Su Qian conservatively estimated that the status of these shoes in her heart could already be compared with that of Sauron.

Su Qian even wondered if she would enshrine these shoes like Sauron, which she dared not imagine, after all, He Cheng had never worn such high shoes. Su Qian remembered that the reason she bought it was to keep it aside .

Su Qian is determined not to let high heels appear on their tables for the last taste of where they live, and their importance is no less than that of Sauron. Given the choice, Su Qian would rather put Sauron on the table.

Nana is a fan of high heels, she only has a height that others can't make, and there is no height that she can't wear. Su Qian has never been able to understand that she walks on a pair of stilt-like shoes that are more stable than us wearing sneakers. Whenever she wears Once in high heels, she always said to Su Qian: "Qianqian, stay away from me, or I will despise you again."

You can't imagine what you will think of when a woman with a height of 172cm wears a pair of high heels of 14cm and stands next to a person with a net height of 157cm but looks only 155cm?
Well, for the sake of your brain cells, Su Qian, stay away from Nana, stay away from her proud self-esteem.

When Nana tried He Cheng's shoes, she had to say that she walked very steadily, but maybe Nana's feet were a little bit bigger than the shoes, and the front toes were bent against the shoes, but the front of the shoes was To show the toes.

I discovered the wonderful scene afterwards. Su Qian always thought that only Tang Wanru could do this kind of action. Nana flicked her toes with her hands very calmly, so her toes were ideally as she imagined. Exposed to the air filled with red wine as I thought, and then walked up and said calmly that the shoes fit my feet. Su Qian looked at He Cheng's expression and saw that she was intoxicated on the other pair of shoes. When she didn't find anything, Su Qian was secretly laughing at Nana's actions just now, Su Qian felt that any of them had the talent to be Tang Wanru.

After Nana put on her shoes and walked back and forth, she took off her shoes and replaced them with the pair of shoes in Cheng Juan's hands and continued to walk back and forth. Probably He Cheng saw that Nana was walking so cheerfully, so she also put them on as soon as Nana took them off. A pair of red high heels came down, but the tragedy happened at this moment.

(End of this chapter)