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Chapter 495 First Vote

Because of the reward that the otaku promised casually earlier, the work enthusiasm of the two little thieves is unprecedentedly high, brainless and unhappy, gearing up, and they are ready to work hard. The two know that opportunities are rare now. There are only two crooked melons and jujubes. If they don't perform well now and win the favor of the boss, if they absorb new blood in the future, their status will be in jeopardy. With their talents, it can basically be said There is no competitiveness, so if you want to be promoted, you can only seize all opportunities to flatter.

"Uh...you guys are really clear about your position." The otaku said speechlessly.

Mindless and unhappy whispered aside for a while, then unhappy stepped forward and said cautiously, "Boss Fa, I don't know how you plan to arrange our positions. Of course, we don't mean that you must give us positions. What an official, but I always say that the division of labor can improve efficiency, and it is also convenient for us to work hard for your old man by assigning duties to us."

"You can do whatever you want with that kind of thing." A certain person has only been working part-time as a bandit for two days, and he doesn't plan to work for a long time, so he just messes around with no brains and is unhappy. Compared with assigning duties to the two, he is more concerned now. Instead, it’s a question of what to eat at night. By the way, a certain person didn’t expect to pick a den of thieves near Wu’an and meet this pair of good friends. On weekdays, they drink heavily and eat meat, but the atypical bandits who are brainless and unhappy are obviously not included. It seems that the only thing on the diet of these two guys is sweet potatoes. Zhang Daring obviously underestimated it before he entered the mountain. Due to the harsh environment, I didn't bring much food. I thought I could resupply on the spot, but I didn't expect to have to provide disaster relief instead.

After a while, he came to report unhappy and cheerful, "Boss Fa, I will be your number one general in the future, how about being your chief military officer with no brains?"

"Well, as long as you are happy." Someone answered absently.

So the newly-appointed dog-headed military commander came up without thinking and happily, imitating the script in the play and said, "Boss Fa is worried about our army's food and grass?"

The otaku squinted at the guy, "Why, what do you want to say?"

Shaking his head thoughtlessly, he said, "This military division just has a plan to offer."

"Fuck, if you talk to me like that again, believe it or not, I'll cut you off!"

Mindless said with a mournful face, "Report to Boss Fa, we are bandits, if we have nothing to eat, we can go grab it."

"Hey, so you also know that being a bandit depends on robbing, so why don't you just stay in the mountains and grow sweet potatoes?"

"Aren't we a wise leader who didn't beat you, boss?" Someone's number one fierce general was unhappy and seized the opportunity, and got another flattery, which made the mindless one who was a step late feel very annoyed.

"But the question is who should we grab?" the otaku hesitated, rubbing his chin.

"Boss Fa, this is the first operation in our village. Of course, we must choose a ruthless character, so as to highlight our evil spirit. Maybe it will become popular in an instant. I know there is a bully in the village at the foot of the mountain. His name is Li Yuanba. This man is full of evil. He beat Zhang Goudan, a villager in the same village, in broad daylight. At night, he swaggered to spend the night at Widow Wang's house. Poor Widow Wang has always been a chaste woman. When she opened the door the next morning, her eyes were crying. Li Yuanba's mother really couldn't stand it anymore, she went to persuade her and got kicked by that bully, if we can snatch Li Yuanba this time, I believe everyone in the village will look at us differently from now on."

"Wow, it's unbelievable. There are such crazy people in this world who don't fear retribution for doing so many bad things. But now that I'm happy, this good life of Li Yuanba is over." With a wave of his hand, "Come on, we have dinner today."

The three of them ran towards the small village at the foot of the mountain. On the way, the military thoughtless asked another very serious question, "Boss, what is the banner of our village?"

"Ah?! Do bandits still have a banner, so what was your previous banner?"

Shaking his head in displeasure, "Boss Fa, we used to be small-time brawlers. Even if we put up a banner, it was just a joke for people to laugh at, but it's different now. After your old man came, our village has been upgraded. Of course there has to be an explanation."

"Oh, is that so?" Although it was only a temporary cameo as a bandit, the minimum professionalism is still required, so the otaku decided to follow the good example and make some kind of banner, but it is obviously too brain-intensive to make up such a thing now He decided to copy a ready-made one directly from his former colleagues, and recalled the novels he had read before, not to mention, he really found one.

"You say, how about doing justice for the sky?"

Brainless heard the words and sat down on his buttocks, and his unhappiness was even more exaggerated than a good friend. He almost peed his pants and said tremblingly, "Fat... Boss Fafa, if we rebel, don't we have a shortage of manpower?" Are you tired?"

"Who said I was going to rebel?" The otaku also realized that Liang Shan's banner was obviously a bit too radical, "Then why don't you two think about it."

No brain racking my brains, after being constipated for a long time, I finally caught a glimmer of inspiration, "How about calling Peace Walker?"

"Oh my god, you might as well call the mother to take care of your health for the rest of your life. Please, we are bandits, and we are not going to receive the Nobel Prize. We should show some momentum with the banner or something."

"Yes... I'm sorry." Brainless said with shame.

It is obviously impossible to expect these two little bandits who have been at the bottom of the food chain for a long time to come up with some domineering slogans, so the otaku has no choice but to go into battle by himself, "From now on, our banner will be to steal from the rich and help the poor."

Mindless and Unhappy looked at each other, and unhappy said in a low voice, "But more than half of the bandits on the mountain use this banner..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw his boss's murderous smile from the corner of his eye, so he quickly changed the subject, "This fully demonstrates the universality of the banner of robbing the rich and helping the poor! It's just us bandits. Quotations of the soul of the world."

After solving the problem of the banner, the mindless and unhappy enthusiasm has been sublimated again. From today on, the two of them are also bandits with banners. In this way, no matter what setbacks they encounter on the road of life in the future, they will be guided by banners. They will no longer hesitate, no longer confused.

It is not terrible to fall, what is terrible is not having faith! ! !
"Uh...you two are almost enough, the village has arrived, take me to find Li Yuanba quickly."

(Sorry, this chapter is a bit late)

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